Let Me Watch This Film 4 U

Christmas With A Prince

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Mon, 21 Dec 2020 02:38:06 +0000

Episode 26: Sarah describes “Christmas With A Prince,” another convoluted Netflix throwaway about a royal from a nonspecific country pursuing a quirky career woman into submission brought to you by the businesswoman section of Kohl’s, to Duck.

Ma

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 03:40:35 +0000

Episode 25: Duck describes ‘Ma,’ a campy horror movie (brought to you by the director of ‘The Help’?!) featuring Octavia Spencer as a small town vet tech with an axe to grind, plus Juliette Lewis and a grossly underutilized Allison Janney, to Sarah.

Cats

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 03:16:50 +0000

Episode 24: Sarah describes ‘Cats,’ Hollywood’s failed attempt at making some coin off the most deranged Broadway musical in existence (and for some reason Idris Elba, Sir Ian McKellan, Dame Judi Dench and also Jason Derulo are there), to Duck.

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Live Event Tonight! Watch LMWTF4U on Instagram Live at 8:30 CDT

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 13 May 2020 05:15:27 +0000

Let Me Watch This Film For You is hosting its first ever live event! Tonight (Wednesday, May 13) on Instagram Live at 8:30 p.m. CDT!

Our handle is @LMWTF4U. You may even see the nameless producer!

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Southland Tales

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 08 May 2020 02:28:56 +0000

Episode 23: Duck describes “Southland Tales,” in which Justin Timberlake narrates a dystopian (comedy?) about WWIII, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, his wife Mandy Moore, and his girlfriend Sarah Michelle Gellar, to Sarah.

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Ready Or Not

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 03:13:39 +0000

Episode 22: Sarah describes “Ready or Not,” a 2019 thriller featuring a murderous game of hide-and-seek, Satanic worship, and in-law drama (tell me about it) that we all kinda wanna watch now because Adam Brody has aged WELL ladies, to Duck.

P.S. We recorded this episode pre-quarantine.

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The Knight Before Christmas

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:34:32 +0000

Episode 21: Sarah describes “The Knight Before Christmas,” your classic low budget 13th century Christmas time travel rom-com where Vanessa Hudgens demonstrates flagrant disregard for her personal safety, to Duck.

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Leap Year

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 20 Nov 2019 04:17:45 +0000

Episode 20: Duck describes “Leap Year,” an Irish rom-com where Amy Adams can only propose to Adam Scott on Leap Day due to … the patriarchy?, to Sarah.

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The Silence

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 01 Nov 2019 04:26:49 +0000

Episode 19: Sarah describes “The Silence,” Netflix’s response to “A Quiet Place” except Stanley Tucci replaces Jim Halpert (who’d you rather?), to Duck.

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The Words

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 03:11:07 +0000

Episode 18: Duck describes “The Words,” another B. Coop dumpster fire (but this time it’s META), to Sarah. And oh yeah also Olivia Wilde is suuuuper into Dennis Quaid and whatever they paid her it can’t be worth the humiliation.

P.S. This episode was recorded BEFORE news broke that the now 65-year-old Dennis Quaid proposed to a his 26-year-old girlfriend.

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Wild Things

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Tue, 30 Jul 2019 04:22:57 +0000

Episode 17: Duck describes “Wild Things,” a 1998 Denise Richards and Neve Campbell thriller with so many twists and turns you’ll feel like you’re at Six Flags, to Sarah.

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Pompeii

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 04:10:58 +0000

Episode 16: Sarah describes “Pompeii,” in which Jon Snow and Jack Bauer face not only each other but also liquid hot magma, to Duck.

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Deception

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 07 Jun 2019 05:14:41 +0000

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Episode 15: Duck describes “Deception,” a film you’ve never heard of starring Ewan McGregor as an incel, Michelle Williams as leggy blonde, and a jacked up Hugh Jackman as a member of an elite Manhattan sex club, to Sarah.

Remember Me

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 24 May 2019 03:46:24 +0000

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Episode 14: Sarah describes “Remember Me,” an R-Patz romedy that COULD have been palatable if not for its truly shocking and tasteless twist, to Duck. And oh yeah, Meghan Markle’s in it #royalty.

Collateral Beauty

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 03 May 2019 03:25:24 +0000

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Episode 13: Duck describes “Collateral Beauty,” where Kate Winslet, Edward Norton and Michael Peña do some seriously f-ed up shiz to America’s sweetheart Will Smith just for a few benjies, to Sarah.

P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re STILL only charging $5 what are we crazy?

The Place Beyond The Pines

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 12 Apr 2019 03:07:47 +0000

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Episode 12: Sarah describes “The Place Beyond The Pines,” Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’s IRL meet-cute, to Duck. Oh yeah and there’s more B. Coop in store so buckle up.

Now You See Me

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 29 Mar 2019 03:18:17 +0000

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Episode 11: Duck describes “Now You See Me,” a.k.a. Oceans Eleven But Magic a.k.a. Jesse Eisenberg’s David Blaine Cosplay Reel, to Sarah.

P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re only charging $5 that’s a great deal.

Venom

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:57:03 +0000

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Episode 10: Sarah describes “Venom,” a Marvel villain origin story in which Tom Hardy gets possessed by Flubber and Michelle Williams has to make out with his lizard tongue, to Duck.

This episode also includes our first paid rap dedication. Want to buy one yourself? Only $5!

Aloha

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 13 Mar 2019 03:00:27 +0000

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Episode 9: Duck describes “Aloha,” Bradley Cooper’s lowest moment and Emma Stone’s debut as a woman of Chinese and Hawaiian heritage (WHY EMMA WHY), to Sarah.

Mary Poppins Returns

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 18 Jan 2019 03:45:35 +0000

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Episode 8: Sarah describes “Mary Poppins Returns,” in which Mary Poppins is a freaking witch and come at us if you disagree, to Duck.

Christmas with a View

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Thu, 20 Dec 2018 04:23:02 +0000

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Episode 7: Duck describes “Christmas with a View,” a straight-to-Netflix heap o’ holiday tropes featuring none other than Vivica A. forkin’ Fox, to Sarah.

#SecondPaidAd! Who wants the next one?

Downsizing

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 05:27:01 +0000

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Episode 6: Sarah describes “Downsizing,” a sci-fi drama that includes Matt Damon’s best mini-me impression TO DATE, to Duck. #FreeTinyMattDamon

This episode also includes our #FirstPaidAd! $10 for the next one! Who wants it??

Must Love Dogs

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 05:31:41 +0000

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Episode 5: Duck describes “Must Love Dogs,” a 2005 rom-com featuring Diane Lane and John Cusack in which none of the principal characters own dogs or even really have any noteworthy appreciation for dogs, to Sarah.

Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and now also Stitcher.

Big Miracle

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 03:57:13 +0000

Episode 4: Sarah describes “Big Miracle,” a feel good true (?) story featuring Drew Barrymore, Jim Halpert, a pod of whales, and U.S.-Russia relations, to Duck.

Correction: Sarah incorrectly identifies the actor Dermot Mulroney as Rupert Everett throughout the recording. Our apologies.

Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

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Cherry Falls

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 00:01:44 +0000

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Episode 3: Duck describes “Cherry Falls,” a sexy thriller featuring Brittany Murphy that was so good it skipped theaters and went straight to telecast on the former USA Network, to Sarah.

Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

Beautiful Creatures

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 23:05:01 +0000

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Episode 2: Sarah describes “Beautiful Creatures” — a failed attempt at the next Twilight featuring Alden Ehrenreich, Emmy Rossum, Emma Thompson, Viola Davis, and so many other people you wish hadn’t made this movie — to Duck.

The Jungle

lmwtf4u@gmail.com (Sarah Beatty and Duck Tell) — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 22:53:34 +0000

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Episode 1: Sarah describes “The Jungle” featuring ya boy Daniel Radcliffe to Duck.