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Public School Answering Machine Message – Hoax

Herrin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:19:43 +0000

This is a hoax answering machine message that many schools would have if they could!

There is always more than one side to everything!

Rodney Dangerfield – Classic Old School Comedy One of the true original comics, Rodney Dangerfield found success...

Herbal Essence Orgasm… for Men

Herrin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:38:25 +0000

Advertising. It has nothing to do with reality and everything to do with manipulating our emotions. In this ad remake we get to see what it would look like if a man got off on shampoo as much as the ladies.

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Validation – A short film guaranteed to make you feel good

Herrin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:05:06 +0000

Think for a moment about the definition of validation. Modern society has turned it into a stamp on your drivers license or a tick from some government official.

This short film shows us the power of giving real sincere compliments. Validation.

Every time you take a moment to say something nice or just simply sharing a moment with someone, you remind them of their worth. Cool music in this too!

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The Orangutan and the Hound Dog

Herrin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:29:05 +0000

When Surya, the orangutan, meets a hound dog called Roscoe down by the river, the two recognize each other as if they were best friends.

One Man And His Dog Featuring Bill Bailey A short but sweet strange little dance with a dog...
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Axis of Awesome – 4 Four Chord Pop Songs

Herrin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:03:53 +0000

Australian comedy generally specializes in taking the piss out of people. The trio ‘Axis Of Awesome’ perform a sketch here from the 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival, that shows you just how original pop songs can be. Or is that derivative?

Footage courtesy of Network Ten Australia.

Go to http://www.axisofawesome.net/ for more info on Jordan Raskopoulos, Lee Naimo, & Benny Davis.

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How to speak womanese

Herrin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:29:39 +0000

We realise that this post comes across as sexist. Because it is. But the main criteria here is that it makes us laugh. Well it makes us laugh anyway. So there.

This is for anyone that has ever struggled to understand the language and dialogue of women. Like all men. Ha ha.

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Pay It Forward – The Power of Possiblities

Herrin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 05:58:04 +0000

One of the great actors, Kevin Spacey in a scene from the movie “Pay It Forward“.

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Men are just happier… But why?

Herrin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 08:07:13 +0000

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, shampoo and a towel….
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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What Makes a Good Party? (1950)

Herrin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:20:27 +0000

Ever thrown a party and really struggled to put it all together? Well sometimes its necessary to look back to the old ways to get tips from a more “conservative” era. Like say, hiding under your desk to avoid a nuclear blast, or eating pure lard to avoid getting overweight.

As you watch this rather painful guide to throwing a party, remember this is 1950 and the population were popping out children at a crazy rate. Enjoy!

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Aussie Computer Terms

Herrin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:50:59 +0000

Here in Australia we think about things a little differently and some of us are yet to understand this crazy internet thing. Here are the “outback” interpretations of some common computer terms.

Log On: Make the Barbie hotter.
Log Off: Do not add any more wood.
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
Download: Get the firewood off the back of the Ute.
Hard Drive: The trip back home without any tinnies.
Floppy Disc: What you get lifting too much firewood at once.
Keyboard: Where you hang the Ute and bike keys.
Window: What you shut when it is cold.
Screen: What you shut in the mozzie season.
Byte: What mozzies do.
Bit: What mozzies did.
Mega Byte: What Townsville mozzies do.
Chip: A bar snack.
Micro Chip: What is left in the bag after you have eaten the chips.
Modem: What you did to the lawns.
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.
Laptop: Where the cat sleeps.
Software: Plastic knives and forks you get from Big Rooster.
Hardware: Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart.
Mouse: What eats the grain in the shed.
Mainframe: What holds the shed up.
Web: What spiders make.
Web Site: The shed or under the verandah.
Cursor: The old bloke down the pub who swears a lot.
Search Engine: What you do when the Ute won’t go.
Yahoo: What you say when the Ute finally does go.
Upgrade: A steep hill.
Server: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
Mail Server: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
Internet: Complicated fish net repair method.
Netscape: When the fish manoeuvre out of reach of the net.
On Line: When you get the laundry hung out.
Off Line: When the pegs don’t hold the washing up.

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Derek Edwards – One of Canadas funniest stand up comedians

Herrin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:40:47 +0000

Canada seems to be a rich breeding ground for talented comedians. Here we present a recently discovered stand-up comedian (for us) from the land of lakes, north of the US.

Derek Edwards style is typified by his low voice and sarcastic delivery. Social commentary and situation humor at its imaginative best with very little harsh language.

more Derek Edwards on YouTube.

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – (for every computer user)

Susan — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:23:11 +0000

For everyone who works daily on a computer.

Certain daily mouse and keyboard usage will result in Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!

Use the mouse and keyboard correctly.

The Correct way to work on the Computer

Hand Exercises for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome :

KINDLY SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU DON’T WANT TO SUFFER FROM THIS.

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Michael Jackson’s ghost as seen by millions on Larry King

Susan — Mon, 24 May 2010 15:40:40 +0000

This just in….

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Neck Exercises for Computer People

Susan — Mon, 24 May 2010 04:11:07 +0000

In my continual thought for my fellow computer friends, I offer……

Neck Exercises to do at the computer

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New Deodorant

Susan — Wed, 12 May 2010 08:40:24 +0000

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

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