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Necropolitans, episode 090: Poring through the big book of necromancy

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 20:20:00 +0000

The party sits around a campfire and chats about what the hell they're doing, in Episode 090: Poring through the big book of necromancy.

This session was partly needed because players were feeling a bit worn out IRL, and partly because the campaign has hurled a lot of Stuff at them over the past few years and they kept losing track of the various interesting items they'd acquired and possible plot hooks they could look into.

The things at the end... well, as I've mentioned before, canonically the Jistkans created golem armies powered by bound outsiders. Also, while the campaign setting offers Rachikan as a place to explore, the actual published material on Rachikan covers a brief dungeon crawl through a small area that's been excavated which is now inhabited by morlocks, and there is essentially no information at all about what adventurers might find if they decide to explore the entire underground city. There was a possibility of the players deciding to do that, and at that time I did not feel like creating an entire ancient city for them and then working out how it might have changed over the intervening thousands of years.

So I had their poking around instead disturb some of the legions of fiendish engines that were still loose in the depths of the city, and had a large number of them appear in the distance as an indicator that they should consider this part of the campaign arc closed (at least for now!). The large number was necessary because Pathfinder players will naturally assume that some hostile creatures approaching might be intended as a winnable fight. For the token I used artwork of Chaos Daemon Engines from Warhammer 40K, notably the Forgefiend and Venomcrawler.

Of the things the players reel off for their to-do list, they have still not as yet ever worked out why I introduced the sword of thunder and lightning in the game. Well... okay, originally I introduced it because it sounded cool. Then someone mentioned it was associated with Hei Feng, a god of storms, and assumed I had some ulterior motive. Ironically that inspired me with a reason it was there and a big campaign-setting-relevant thing that they sort of lost interest in. These things happen.

Okay Shim, so why was it there?

I'm so glad you asked.

A priest of Hei Feng came to the ruins of Rachikan to work out what the heck had caused Aroden, the missing god of humanity, to descend to the planet and explore the ruined city some time before his disappearance. Hei Feng's servants are interested because Aroden's disappearance coincides with the appearance of the storm to end all storms, the Eye of Abendego.

I have answers for all these things, I promise. The bit linking Aroden to the Eye of Abendego is official canon. The bit about Aroden visiting Rachikan is my own change for this campaign.

Anyway, the priest of Hei Feng didn't make it out of the ruins. If they return the sword to one of his temples, the PCs might learn something useful.

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)
Episode 088: I don’t want to try and explain why I’m covered in grease (start of Iris flashback)

Necropolitans, episode 089: Bobbing for apples is not something I’m used to

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 20:17:00 +0000

Teenaged Iris continues her first ever mission, in Episode 089: Bobbing for apples is not something I’m used to.

You might well notice some slight disconnect and confusion between the two halves of this mission, which happen because it ended up being three freaking years between them. This one actually occurred during 2023! I have hurled this second half back into the past with my godlike GM powers so they end up together in the podcast sequence.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)
Episode 088: I don’t want to try and explain why I’m covered in grease (start of Iris flashback)

Necropolitans, episode 088: I don’t want to try and explain why I’m covered in grease

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 20:16:00 +0000

We flash back in time to a teenaged Iris undertaking her first real mission, in Episode 088: I don’t want to try and explain why I’m covered in grease.

Iris is sent on a solo infiltration mission for which she is the ideal agent: disguising herself as a maid to infiltrate a noble witch's household and assassinate her familiar to weaken her for a forthcoming ambush.

This section of the backstories is designed to be a mission a 1st-level character might plausibly undertake on her own. It requires only simple skill checks and there is minimal risk, unless she attracts a lot of suspicion. While technically some combat will be involved, killing a familiar should be within her capabilities.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)
Episode 088: I don’t want to try and explain why I’m covered in grease (start of Iris flashback)

Necropolitans, episode 087: Jaal just always had it inside him

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 20:13:00 +0000

The Necropolitans do business and are faced with questions over the reality of space-time, in Episode 087: Jaal just always had it inside him.

They finalise the deal with Bound of Contracts, who reveals how to reach the final Bound One in a twisted space and time. Their defeat of the entity unravels the ancient magic binding the Vault of Eternity, and the physical place rapidly follows. They exit, persued by a (in this case) strictly metaphorical bear.

From a strictly technical point of view, they may have committed mass murder of any surviving residents (on top of the many killings in self-defence of the crazed inhabitants who emerged to attack them), but I don't think anyone would hold that against them. Except Bound of Contracts, of course.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)

Necropolitans, episode 086: Important document - deal with devil

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 20:12:00 +0000

The Necropolitans finally find somebody prepared to act professionally, in Episode 086: Important document - deal with devil.

They meet the … person? … responsible for the contracts that bound all the entities here. It assures them that their best option for getting out here is to make a new contract with it, learning the spatiotemporal location of the final entity in exchange. This will definitely work out in their long-term favour.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)

Necropolitans, episode 085: Well that makes one of us

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 19:15:43 +0000

The battle in the apocalypse bunker continues, in Episode 085: Well that makes one of us.

Jaal finally succumbs to his growing mental strain, with frankly bizarre results. This is nothing to do with the game's sanity mechanics; Jaal's player had written extensive backstory and genealogy, which allowed us to come up with this option. We'd talked a bit about how to keep Jaal involved in the game while letting the madness arc play out, given how severe his symptoms had become. The solution we ended up with allows the player to stay involved despite Jaal's... condition.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)
Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days (start of City in the Deep)

Necropolitans, episode 084: I'm permanently insane now, by the way

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 17:36:00 +0000

Hundreds of crazed survivors of an ancient civilization mob the Necropolitans, in Episode 084: I'm permanently insane now, by the way.

Iris’ player has some mic issues so is clipping a lot in this session, sorry.

I enjoyed creating a set of NPCs for them to fight, but actually managing them was, as usual, tricky. Not helped by trying to remember which one was which!

"Next level up, I bet you she's going to grow another leg." - it's about a different campaign, but it's still funny.

"'Mwahahaha', and then dark energy." - Makoa

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 83: Only if you have sufficient hair gel

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 17:13:00 +0000

The Necropolitans begin to worry about the inhabitants of the bunker, with good reason, in Episode 083: Only if you have sufficient hair gel.

The rules for Quintella's magical hair don't specify what kind of damage it is. This is a Big Deal in Pathfinder, because untyped damage bypasses damage reduction and ignores rules or abilities that protect against certain types of damage.

Iris ends up with a ranged attack here, though it's a long time before she makes any significant use of it. This is effectively a +2 weapon enchantment. For a Dex-based two-weapon fighter like Iris, being able to use your melee attacks as ranged attacks is really good because that is an enormous numbers of attacks and they benefit from all her melee-focused abilities.

"There's still not proof that that was Jaal's faul- there's very little proof that it was Jaal's fault." - Jaal, actually correct for once.

People building apocalypse bunkers to live out eternity in rarely consider how long they will remain sane.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 82: He's got schizophrenia, now

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:26:00 +0000

An angel’s metaphysical compulsion to destroy undead proves an obstacle to negotiations, in Episode 082: He's got schizophrenia, now.

Iris’ player has some mic issues so is clipping a lot in this session, sorry.

The angel Bound of Contracts is bound to protect the inhabitants of the bunker from death, injury, and illness. Bound of Substance maintains the integrity of the structure. We haven't yet encountered the other protector, Bound of Eternity. The other two, Bound of Fate and Bound of Contracts, are meta-bindings, whose powers set up the whole arrangement and maintain its power.

"I'm just never going to succeed at anything Wisdom-related ever again," says Jaal, who has never used his Wisdom in the first place.

Nathan suggests that Jaal's mad insight is that the Jistkani must have bound an Elder God to this place. He is... not entirely wrong. Also, big ifrit reveal!

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 81: Powerful friends from other elemental planes

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:18:00 +0000

After defeating the shaitan Bound of Earth, the Necropolitans explore the strange magical binding of the Jistkan bunker, and cast the in-no-way-ominously-named mad sultan's melody, in Episode 081: Powerful magic friends from other elemental planes.

Narratively, the bound entities are extremely powerful outsiders. Mechanically, they're about CR 10-12, which I hoped would be sufficient to prove a challenge for the party when accompanied by allies, but really didn't. The PCs are quite optimized, the players are good at using them effectively, and they can steamroller things pretty effectively by focusing fire and simply ignoring the weaker critters. This remains a problem indefinitely.

"I could potentially replicate it," says Jaal, with no evidence whatsoever to support this assertion. In much the same way that I personally could replicate the moon landing because I did GCSE physics. Ahh, wild overestimation of one's own abilities...

As with other aspects of powerful magic, you simply have to ignore the actual magic rules. If a city-scaled magical binding that's lasted for thousands of years is just supported by a permanency spell, that means anyone who can cast 3rd-level spells can simply swan along and dispel it. That isn't how we want things to work, so you have to decree that it works differently and make up any necessary interactions yourself.

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Episode 007: Screaming blue murder from his waist (start of Castaways)
Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 80: Never bargain with an ifrit

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Fri, 05 Jun 2026 14:07:00 +0000

Jaal's sanity continues to erode, and the Necropolitans encounter the guardians of the bunker, in Episode 080: Never bargain with an ifrit.

I was quite pleased with this bunker, which is entirely my own invention. The rulers of Rachikan created a bunker to wait out any calamity, where they would be preserved from harm for however long was necessary for their servitors to restore things to order. They enlisted extremely powerful extraplanar beings to power and defend the bunker, using their unrivalled talent at binding in a sort of pyramid: first bind a large number of powerful creatures, then combine their powers to summon an even more powerful being, and so on. So while it isn't obvious from the combat (because of the necessities of level-based combat), the entities bound here are narratively really powerful and important in their own realms. They aren't happy about their binding, especially after all this time, and it's probably bad that they're absent. Well... presumably by now they've been replaced.

The concept involves five bindings, with the outsiders involved having their identities suppressed by the magic: Bound of Substance, Bound of Guarding/Protection (I used both names in the game), Bound of Fate, Bound of Contracts, and Bound of Eternity.

It is incredibly Player Character energy, incredibly Wizard energy, and extremely Jaal energy to be bickering about whether you can hack a loophole in the magical binding over the voice of the shaitan trying to warn you about it. There are lots of situations where I would allow an attempt at something like that, if they had a concrete plan; Pathfinder doesn't actually include any rules for attempting such a thing, but then, it doesn't include any rules for weird magical situations in general, only specific spells and their effects - which feels like a weird, disappointing omission in a setting that is determined to cram enormous amounts of magic into the PCs and the monsters they fight. In this case: no, I was not about to let relatively low-level PCs who had no relevant information about the bindings, only a superficial exposure to it, and no knowledge whatsoever of Jistkan magic try to spontaneously hack a preposterously elaborate binding created by a group of staggeringly powerful outsiders at the behest of an entire city of genie-binders. You can't do everything with a skill check.

"If you get eaten again, that's fine." - Jaal

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 79: I don't want to be the wizard king

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 13:42:00 +0000

The Necropolitans find evidence that someone’s been mapping the area, and argue about their weight, in Episode 079: I don't want to be the wizard king.

Being undead is very handy for underground exploration, freeing you from the really horrifying hazards of actual underground exploration.

Something I find interesting is how players tend to assume every friendly NPC they encounter is a weakling compared to them. Tlasritte is a homebrew archetype focused on architecture, and is very good at breaking stone, metal, etc. as well as being a mummy. One on one, he could probably have made a mess of the party, though he wouldn't actually win (NPCs don't get the various levelling boosts that PCs do, and he's also built to be an architect, not a warrior). This assumption will hold true throughout the campaign, although the flat-out most dangerous NPCs are the thirteen-year-old girl and Innocent, who don't get into fights in the first place.

Jaal's psychometry gives a clue as to the nature of this place: it's a doomsday bunker. Spoilers: it worked out really well for them.

"Jaal has problems with Iris but he doesn't actually want Iris to get hurt. Well, that hurt."

"You're the only person capable of damaging yourself."

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 78: Can you teach me everything you know?

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:23:00 +0000

The Necropolitans reconvene, to be eaten by dust creatures, in Episode 078: Can you teach me everything you know?

There is much digression and badmouthing of bards. We learn that being made of stone is not always a good thing.

I don't remember what the ooze actually was. This is an occupational hazard of writing up games from several years ago whose details I've long since had to delete to clear out space. I don't know what map I had either.

When I say "the guy from 3,000 years ago" I actually mean "5,000 years ago", but there was confusion about the current campaign date for a while.

"It slightly grinds you." - less erotic than it sounds.

"Jaal has problems with Iris but he doesn't actually want Iris to get hurt. Well, that hurt."

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 77: We do have a great working relationship

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:45:00 +0000

Jaal and Iris apply the left- or right-hand rule, whichever they remember at the time, in Episode 077: We do have a great working relationship. I'm sure consistency isn't important.

I sneak in some linguistics fun here. Having devised an ancient Dwarven civilisation that the PCs have no historical record of at all, it made sense to me that the human civilisations that developed after them - recovering from the cataclysm of Earthfall - would naturally borrow their writing system. Thus, the ancient forms of Dwarven are also ancestral to the not-quite-so-ancient human script used for the Jistkan language, which eventually became many of the modern dialects of "Common". At various points in the campaign where very ancient languages appear, I also apply penalties or otherwise make it difficult for even Jaal, who as a wizard can know just about every language, to immediately understand everything.

I'll be honest, part of me frankly dislikes the ease with which RPG characters can normally pick up languages (or get around it entirely using magic, which is trivial by about 3rd level). It detracts from the mystery of the ancient world, for me, and there's also an aspect of my own language-learning experience crashing against suspension of disbelief: I don't care how intelligent a PC is, they simply cannot learn twenty languages fluently in the space of a few months, that's not how languages work. We've all got our quirks...

When I say "the guy from 3,000 years ago" I actually mean "5,000 years ago", but there was confusion about the current campaign date for a while.

"Are you actually telling him you want to become a lich?" - recurring questions for Jaal.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 76: In his teeth

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:21:00 +0000

Jaal and Iris dispute the semantics of spell-targeting, in Episode 076: In his teeth.

The lift incident is an absolute classic of GM and player simply not grasping each others' perceptions of a scene. To me, it took ages to work out what they were trying to do, because it couldn't possibly be "work out how to get to the bottom of this lift shaft complete with working lift". But they had not grasped or not assumed the "working lift" part.

Difficulties of split sessions, as discussed around 0:24 - if half the party have already done several hours' worth of things, narrating as they did that their friends stayed somewhere else, flashing back to the other half of the party and then trying to integrate them is problematic for the GM. Sometimes you can handwave it. Sometimes you really can't and it wouldn't make sense at all.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 75: Necromancer grabby hands

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Fri, 29 May 2026 11:10:00 +0000

Makoa and Quintella continue exploring Rachikan by themselves, finding a variety of... remains, in Episode 075: Necromancer grabby hands.

They find a variety of carved stone spheres with landscape images, and the slagged remains of Hellknights who picked a fight with something. They discover some of the horrible fates of some of the inhabitants, now persisting as deadly haunts.

The haunts were slightly disappointing, as the players either forgot about them or decided it wasn't something they wanted to pursue. Considering their own undead state and Makoa's zeal to put undead to rest, I hoped to get some more mileage out of them trying to work out how to handle the haunts. I cannot remember exactly what was going on with the haunts, but their fates would have revealed historical information about the fall of Rachikan: the fiend-infused golems and so on breaking free of their control and turning their powers on the citizenry.

Much of this was clues about the dangers of the fiend-golems still prowling the ruins centuries later. In my head these are essentially daemon engines from Warhammer lore: huge, hulking things whose metal twists into flesh as the power of the daemon within claims it, dripping with balefire and sprouting new spikes and skulls occasionally. Since Rachikan is so under-described, I didn't feel up to letting them explore the entire city, but that's fine; I had a plan for that.

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Episode 007: Screaming blue murder from his waist (start of Castaways)
Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 74: Give me a butter knife and about three days

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Thu, 28 May 2026 11:03:00 +0000

Makoa and Quintella explore the depths of Rachikan, encountering a squid-like being and a sword. The shoe is on the other foot for this grapple-inclined cephalopod! Or would be, if it wore shoes. Presumably quite a lot of shoes, in Episode 074: Give me a butter knife and about three days.

The sword is extremely relevant to the plot, but it's one of the things that the players just kept forgetting about and/or deciding wasn't interesting enough in favour of looking for things to punch in the face.

The ruined city of Rachikan is canonically home to... morlocks. No, I'm not entirely sure why either. There are loads of significant locations in Golarion which are either quite vaguely described, or have a couple of very specific locations described during a specific adventure, but are otherwise left entirely for the GM to make up. It's not that I'd want lots of excruciatingly-detailed city books, but especially when it's a ruined city of a civilization that no longer exists, having a basic map of the city with some key locations and a flavour of what it's like would really help.

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 73: Doing a Spiderman impression

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 27 May 2026 21:29:00 +0000

Jaal commits a time robbery and finally resumes humanoid form, somewhat to my disappointment, in Episode 073: Doing a Spiderman impression.

Considering how much effort people went to to get them these books, the PCs end up taking a looong time to read them and to really focus on why they might be important. They keep getting distracted by little things like "monsters trying to eat your face" and "a girl".

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Episode 023: Everyone knows that mummy octopi are not scared of cooking (start of Nautical Shenanigans)
Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 72: I've got myself a nice bone mug

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Tue, 26 May 2026 21:25:00 +0000

A blurry gnome admits to having some involvement in this whole temporal side trip, in Episode 072: I've got myself a nice bone mug.

Okay, so, the blurry gnome is actually a character from another campaign, with some time-magic powers. I originally threw her in as a joke, but it ended up turning into something a bit larger thanks to the players' handling of it.

As always, handling of time travel in games is tricky. As always, players make it trickier, especially players who ask a lot of awkward questions!

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Necropolitans, episode 71: So I’ll harvest souls in a little bit

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 25 May 2026 21:15:00 +0000

Iris, Makoa, and Quintella escape the time loop, hoping (to varying extents) that Jaal will find his own way out. The destruction of magical books is debated, but interrupted by harpies swooping down from the cliffs to ensnare them in fateful song – which goes about as well as you’d expect, in Episode 071: So I’ll harvest souls in a little bit.

Those poor harpies.

Nathan remains away for this session, so Jaal's fate remains murky. The other characters' ambivalence about that is a running theme of the campaign, which honestly I feel is how most people should feel about most spellcasters most of the time... but Jaal, the emotionally immature teenager (he's the youngest of them all) striving for recognition in all the wrong ways, really hits that button.

The Sacred Necromancer that Makoa plays has the ability to "harness the souls" of the dying, using the Animist field of study. We flavoured this as a purely benevolent process, drawing on spiritualist ideas: Makoa frees the souls of lingering excess emotion and pain, which he can use to aid, heal, or harm others, while helping the spirit to pass on to its fate unburdened. This was important because treating the dead well is a theme of the whole campaign, and those who exploit the dead and undead are to be stopped. Having Makoa as a morally-grey character would have really interfered with party dynamics. Besides, Jaal already has the morally-questionable ally spot covered as far as the others are concerned...

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 70: Hair is indestructible, hands are not

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Fri, 22 May 2026 20:58:00 +0000

The Necropolitans’ attempts to understand their situation are complicated by the arrival of an extratemporal monstrosity, which is more or less entirely Jaal’s fault, in Episode 070: Hair is indestructible, hands are not.

Nathan was away for this session, so I took the opportunity to have Jaal whisked away by temporal peculiarness to explain why he wasn't answering all their magical questions. He'll be back soon. The Hounds of Tindalos are much less scary to undead creatures that are immune to virtually all of their abilities, which is an omission I would correct in future if I cared. But so is virtually everything else. Anyway, the party have been fairly cautious about time nonsense since this session. Which is to say, Iris threatens to kill Jaal whenever he talks about doing The Ritual.

In retrospect, "Have you spent much time underneath fir trees" is one of those questions that probably sounds quite strange if your childhood didn't involve frequent hikes up various Welsh hills with conifer plantations on them, and the proximity of the Formby pinewoods, and so on. I think my players are a fairly urban lot, as opposed to "technically suburban but the farms start one street over and my family really like country walks". At the time this didn't occur to me at all, but I have often been perplexed by other people's responses to perfectly normal things like "we weren't allowed to go there because of the quicksand" and "but it was a Wednesday so all the shops were shut" and popular fears that the river was radioactive.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 69: Is the octopus aggressive?

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Thu, 21 May 2026 20:08:00 +0000

We learn that fish generally fail to understand languages, in Episode 069:Is the octopus aggressive?

I really liked the concept of this: a fight taking place on land against opponents who were apparently underwater, with the environment ambiguously between the two. The players seemed to enjoy it as well.

You might wonder about the Ironheads, and in fact, I do know exactly what happened to them and why. The players intended to try and reunite him with his surviving clan members with a trip to Ustalav, but they got distracted. Maybe it'll come up some time.

I enjoyed Jaal idea of using the genie's power to whisk NPCs away to safety. They ended up teleported to a forest hundreds of miles away. I rolled to see how that worked out, and... well, not all the NPCs made it back. Years later in real time, Jaal's player has learned what happened to them.

Spoiler: one of the NPCs he lost ended up becoming his grandmother.

"It's a big fish, it's not a clever fish."

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Episode 067: Or we'll come and eat you and your children (start of Road to Rachikan)

Necropolitans, episode 68: I should have stayed inside my wall

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Wed, 20 May 2026 17:48:00 +0000

It was necessary that at some point the undead PCs should run into exactly the wrong person, as they do in Episode 068: I should have stayed inside my wall.

The results were... not quite what I expected, but I was happy enough for it not to end up as a fight. There was enough of that going on as I mashed the results of their various readings of the magical book into a single weird whole. This dwarf is called Arvale Mucklebrow, and I do eventually get to reinsert him into the campaign as an ancient dwarf, to my delight.

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Necropolitans, episode 67: Or we’ll come and eat you and your children

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Tue, 19 May 2026 17:18:00 +0000

The Necropolitans learn the importance of public relations, and experience further book-related inconveniences, in Episode 067: Or we’ll come and eat you and your children.

"I don't think anybody can help Jaal." -- Nathan.

I did not make up the things that local people would logically be terrified of! Those are legitimate, canonical campaign-setting details of the ancient mythical horrors that villagers in this region would all have heard about in their childhoods. They just happen to closely match certain members of the party!

I enjoyed the botched attempt at subterfuge by Iris and getting to flesh that out as something just totally unrelated to the party. Everyone in the world has their own concerns, and even when they're suddenly suspicious about something you did, their suspicion might be pointed in a completely different direction. This is part of the world being a living place, bigger than the PCs. There's a time for the PCs being the most exciting thing that ever happened in a village, and a time for them being a minor hiccup in somebody's routine.

Sudden Transpositions

And then... they're somewhere else. Yes, this is book-related shenanigans.

Okay, cards on the table: the campaign gets distinctly weird here on account of them travelling back in time. This is for a reason! In hindsight I was merely setting myself up for further complications and difficulty remembering what has happened during the campaign, but it made sense at the time. And the books gave me a pretext for suddenly moving them to an entirely different part of the world, over a century in the past.

See, part of the long-term goings on are Things With The Stars. But why hasn't anybody else worked this out? Well, for one thing, canonically, the best group of astronomer-astrologers in the world fell apart and largely took their own lives after... it's complicated, a prophecy turned out really badly and they found something that the setting never discloses when they tried to find out more. And you could just shrug and say, well, some sages maybe worked some things out and everybody forgot. Or, right, like me, you could create an elaborate backstory for a sage who did work it out and got banished for talking nonsense, and ended up in a distant part of the world, and whose notebooks were all in a castle that is canonically destroyed by a massive earthquake a hundred years ago.

Nobody else has seen what she wrote, but with the power of time travel, it can turn out that you stole those notebook before the castle was destroyed! For your reading pleasure, I include my backstory below...

The Saoc Connection

The current campaign year is AR 4709, in the normal timeline.

Canonically, the Saoc were a group of extremely talented astrologer-astronomers in the country of Lirgen. Lirgen was largely destroyed after prophecies of Aroden's return in the AR 4600s failed; instead, in AR 4606, a colossal and permanent storm formed, devastating the nations in that area and submerging much of the land. Following that, the leadership of the Saoc made a voyage into the storm's heart to try and uncover its secrets. On returning, they took their own lives.

Rajelsis Coor was a Lirgen astronomer following the Saoc tradition. She ended up exiled and travelled extensively, ending up in the distant town of Edgeside Keep, in the Porthmos Gap region, on the far side of the continent. She died around AR 4550. Her granddaughter is the librarian at the actual Keep, and Rajelsis' books have ended up there as the only significant library around.

Coor's books include a research journal describing (and demonstrating) increasing astronomic similarities between her current period and reconstructions of some records of the Cyclops kingdom around AR -5200, which is to say, roughly 9700 years ago, and importantly, about a century before a meteor strike wiped out most of the civilizations on the planet. Coor expresses a strong interest in studying the Cyclops prophecies of that time.

Later, Coor mentions gaining entrance to a temple archive in Hyrantam (the Emerald Temple), and investigating the prophecies and star charts of the oracle there. According to her notes, her findings support her theory but she made enemies during her studies.

Further notes include hiring ships to visit the seas above lost Ghol-Gan (the Cyclops capital), and a hired sea-elf aquamancer who bound deep-sea creatures to search for clues in the ruins. According to Coor, information was unsurprisingly extremely limited, but she discovered a few scraps that appear to support her theories.

In 4522, Coor reports falling foul of political realignments that left her family in strong disfavour, and a few weeks later, having an attempt made on her life. She is charged with embezzlement along with several relatives; the journal is rather ambiguous as to whether this charge has merit. They are exiled from Hyrantam and she gradually makes her way into Cheliax, then along the coast to Taldor. At some point she meets and falls in love with a Taldan noble, and ends up settling in the Porthmos Gap. The librarian and her parents kept the books, but had little interest in the subject, only in their familial value. Adnoi Coor, the current librarian, donated the books to the Edgeside Keep archive but they’re far outside most people’s interests and haven’t been read to any significant extent.

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Episode 027: The crumpling noise you can hear was Book 2 (start of Nameless Ancients)
Episode 049: Mint Ice Cream (start of Trouble in Cheliax)
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Necropolitans, episode 66: Boneshatter, Boneshatter, Boneshatter

noreply@blogger.com (Shimmin Beg) — Mon, 18 May 2026 16:43:00 +0000

Makoa now has one solution to all problems, in Episode 066: Boneshatter, Boneshatter, Boneshatter.. Weird undead template things that I did continue to make life more difficult than necessary. There is much levelling-up and some attempt to work out how Cheliax, and especially its rebellious provinces, actually work.

Boneshatter is one of those spells - you get some at every level - that is simply extremely good for most combats. Like most such spells it does so by having an effect even on a successful saving throw, and a nasty one: on top of hefty damage that works against most living and undead creatures, it applies exhaustion (on a failure) or fatigue (on a success). A fatigued creature can't charge or run, besides minor stat penalties; an exhausted one has larger penalties and also moves slowly. The condition lasts for minutes per level, while the average combat lasts for less than a minute. Some monsters and NPCs are designed to lean heavily on charges - rhino-type monsters, feline beings that can attack multiple times on a charge, creatures that inspire their allies by charging, mounted combatants - and simply being targeted by this spell automatically negates those abilities entirely.

Either condition also entirely prevents barbarians from raging; since almost every barbarian ability (particularly the offensive ones) relies on being in a rage, this effectively turns a barbarian into a warrior with some extra hit points. There are few other things that can simply turn off an entire class, beyond somehow trapping a spellcaster in an antimagic field. So it's great for squishy targets (with poor Fortitude saves and low HP, who'll suffer a lot of damage) and for combatants (who'll be inconvenienced by the side effects even on a successful save, and in some cases are crippled by it).

Oh, and of course, you can guarantee that something becomes exhausted by simply casting this spell twice. While that is two spell slots, it doesn't matter how tough the target is. Assuming it doesn't have spell resistance that shrugs off your spell entirely, two castings will halve its speed, render it incapable of raging, prevent charging, and impose a hefty penalty to attacks, damage, Reflex saving throws, and defences.

Between scaling damage and a hampering condition that remains useful at high levels, it's a very good spell. When looking at other spells available at the same level (especially to the wizard, who gets it as a 4th-level spell) it is simply far more flexible and widely useful than the alternatives. To me, this suggests some kind of imbalance. There is virtually no situation where casting boneshatter on an obvious important enemy is not one of your best options. Even by the time you have disintegrate and so on, you'll then have enough lower-level slots available that throwing a boneshatter is relatively cheap as well as effective!

Anyway, Makoa's player makes ample use of this spell for a while, but he is reasonable and does not use it for absolutely everything.

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