Lies, Damned Lies… https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/ "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics" - Mark Twain Mon, 22 Dec 2025 15:40:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Goodbye, Seattle https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2024/09/goodbye-seattle.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2024/09/goodbye-seattle.html#respond Sun, 01 Sep 2024 22:59:59 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7409 Five years ago today (September 1, 2019), my family and I stepped off the plane from Seattle to Heathrow, having spent the previous month frantically packing our belongings, saying goodbye to friends, and preparing to pick up our life in the UK, almost thirteen years after we left in 2006. But it was only when I returned last month for a visit that I felt the time had come to say goodbye to the city.

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]]> https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2024/09/goodbye-seattle.html/feed 0 The rumble in the AI jungle: Will the CDO or CIO emerge victorious in the race to implement GenAI? https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2023/12/the-rumble-in-the-ai-jungle-will-the-cdo-or-cio-emerge-victorious-in-the-race-to-implement-genai.html Thu, 14 Dec 2023 13:03:11 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7396 As we pass the first anniversary of the start of the most recent tech hype tsunami (farewell NFTs, we hardly knew ye), it’s starting to become a little clearer how many enterprises might start their journey with Generative AI – and it’s in areas that are the traditional domain of the CIO, rather than the ... Read more

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]]> The Great SQL bot Bake Off: Comparing the big LLM beasts on SQL code generation https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2023/07/the-great-sql-bot-bake-off-comparing-the-big-llm-beasts-on-sql-code-generation.html Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:51:53 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7386 A side-effect of all the time I spend breathing the rarified alpine air of the CDO community is that my SQL skills have become rather rusty. So I’ve been intrigued by the idea of using the code-generation capabilities of tools like ChatGPT and Bard to write SQL for me. But how good is the current crop of LLMs at creating SQL code that not only works, but generates the insight you’re actually looking for? I decided to find out.

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]]> Your stakeholder is (not) your father-in-law https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2023/06/your-stakeholder-is-not-your-father-in-law.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2023/06/your-stakeholder-is-not-your-father-in-law.html#comments Fri, 16 Jun 2023 16:42:16 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7372 You arrive, slightly frazzled, a few minutes after the agreed time for lunch. At the door, you thrust the obligatory bottle of wine into your mother-in-law's hand and say that you're sorry you're late; the traffic was terrible. "Which way did you come?" pipes up your father-in-law from the hallway, and you immediately realise that you have made a grave error.

As you stand, dazed, nodding along while nursing a room-temperature glass of Pinot Grigio, you find yourself thinking, "didn't I just have to endure a conversation like this with the CMO this week?"

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]]> https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2023/06/your-stakeholder-is-not-your-father-in-law.html/feed 3 Ten ways to hit a home run with your data strategy https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2022/11/ten-ways-to-hit-a-home-run-with-your-data-strategy.html Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:31:03 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7353 If you’re a CDO (in either name or responsibility), chances are you’ve had to write a data strategy. If you haven’t, you may feel that everything would go much more smoothly if you were able to pull it out of your bag and wave it in the face of every naysaying executive stakeholder who dares to question your work, with a righteous cry of, “it’s in the data strategy!” Sadly, naysayers are not so easily swayed. But there are some things you can do to at least raise the chances of your data strategy causing the C-suite to fall gratefully in line.

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]]> Not dead yet: The long goodbye of third-party cookies https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2021/08/not-dead-yet-the-long-goodbye-of-third-party-cookies.html Wed, 25 Aug 2021 17:17:26 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7311 The demise of cookies has been long foretold. Ever since they were invented in 1994, questions have been raised over their privacy implications and potential misuse; yet they have persisted, unloved but indispensable. However, it seems like the death knell has at last sounded for third-party cookies, with both Apple and Google finally taking concrete ... Read more

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]]> Nasty, brutish and short: The life of the modern CDO https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2021/05/nasty-brutish-and-short-the-life-of-the-modern-cdo.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2021/05/nasty-brutish-and-short-the-life-of-the-modern-cdo.html#comments Wed, 26 May 2021 11:41:26 +0000 http://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7301 The 2010s were a big decade for Chief Data Officers: from a standing start ten years ago, CDO has risen to become an indispensable C-suite role, with almost two thirds of Fortune 500 organizations hiring one.

But the role of CDO, especially outside the US, is still poorly defined, and CDOs are frequently not set up for success within their organizations. Is the job a poisoned chalice?

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]]> https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2021/05/nasty-brutish-and-short-the-life-of-the-modern-cdo.html/feed 3 GDPR, the sequel: Get ready for CCPA https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/04/gdpr-the-sequel-get-ready-for-ccpa.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/04/gdpr-the-sequel-get-ready-for-ccpa.html#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2020 10:52:39 +0000 https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7282 Amidst all the craziness of the global coronavirus pandemic, it’s easy to forget that the world keeps turning, and that mundane things like new privacy laws coming into force are still happening. The impact of COVID-19 on global privacy practices is the stuff of a future post, but in the meantime, let’s distract ourselves with ... Read more

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]]> https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/04/gdpr-the-sequel-get-ready-for-ccpa.html/feed 2 Demystifying Data Science, Part V: AutoML https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/03/demystifying-data-science-part-v-automl.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/03/demystifying-data-science-part-v-automl.html#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2020 16:24:54 +0000 http://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=7262 As we’ve established earlier in this post series, Data Science is a process, with quite a lot of repetitive elements. Many Data Science projects involve a familiar set of tasks to identify, clean and prepare data, before finding the best model for the scenario at hand. And despite the mystique around the whole profession, many ... Read more

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]]> https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/03/demystifying-data-science-part-v-automl.html/feed 1 Google’s Ban on Third-party Cookies Could Actually Harm User Privacy https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/01/googles-ban-on-third-party-cookies-could-actually-harm-user-privacy.html https://www.liesdamnedlies.com/2020/01/googles-ban-on-third-party-cookies-could-actually-harm-user-privacy.html#comments Tue, 28 Jan 2020 17:21:26 +0000 http://www.liesdamnedlies.com/?p=2079 There was quite a lot of coverage earlier this month when Google announced that they would be phasing out support for third-party cookies in Chrome within the next two years. The stock price of firms like Criteo, which rely heavily on third-party cookie data for their core business, dipped sharply. The general consensus has been ... Read more

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