Life hax.. Derp

Being absent

2010-12-11T05:46:00.003-02:00

When i started this blog i never wondered how hard would it be to have daily (sometimes) useful life hacks, so, when those started to get rare, so did the posts;
I'll be creating a poll to know if you people do prefer around 3posts-weekly life hacks or almost daily randomness and music videos (plus the 3-day life hacks) weekly
In the meanwhile, just enjoy this awesome song

>for who don't know, this music is older than me.
(somehow the official video was unable to be incorpored, but this one is pretty much the same)

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sunday is Songday

2010-12-05T20:07:00.000-02:00

god, bring back the 80's

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why so puddi?

2010-12-02T01:05:00.000-02:00

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Science x Faith

2010-11-30T20:11:00.000-02:00

Just saying...

BTW, i'm not an atheist, i just don't like the way people try to force other people to follow their religion (pastafarism ftw...jk)
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OC tiem !!!ONE!11

2010-11-30T01:16:00.000-02:00

Because learning is pwning!

1 -) Ramen is NOT food, if you feed only on it, in a couple days, you'll prefer death to living, you'll shit in sprays an will want to barf whenever you eat anything
2 -) If you half cook en egg (on the stage you can remove the eggshell, but if you handle it too much, it might fall apart), remove around 60~75% of the shell and put it on the microwave, it will certainly explode ion around 45 seconds(learned this by the hard way)
3 -) Don't speak through memes IRL, both ppl who know about the memes you're talking about and people who don't will see you as a wierdo
4 -) If you're a smoker / pyromaniac, don't use those cheap descartable lighters, just buy a cool stylish rechargeable one (a zippo if you have few bucks to spare or a sweet jet one from dealextreme), it might pay itself overtime and you can show it off
5 -) Always count on stranger's dumbness, you may profit a lot of lulz; if you know what the stranger want to listen, he can be easily influenciable (if you speak portuguese, this might be a really lulzy example, if you don't, this is a lulzy example too)
6 -) Cats are awesome, always

Sunday is songday

2010-11-29T00:07:00.003-02:00

or was...

seriously, gaize, you ppl envy my music taste :D
EDIT: Tarja have one of the greatest voice we'll ever hear in a music, so , no hating, pl0x
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Bigkat

2010-11-27T19:33:00.000-02:00

'sup guys?
sorry for being quite absent this week... is being a tireful week for me... but this post of food might make you all feel happy (only works if you make it)

just to let this clear, i'm not the bro on the picture, but i am a huge fan of him (even w/o knowing who is he)

tip of a tired person

2010-11-26T00:01:00.001-02:00

sorry gaize, i need to sleep, so here is a little big tip for all of you:
DO NOT CLICK this link
you were warned

Teh truth(?) about PETA

2010-11-24T22:22:00.000-02:00

Yes, there is Pamela Anderson
also, i don't know why bother if someone uses leather or not; leather makes people hot, and i love to use it, 'cause it's smooth

and i know this is not new, but it might bring some enlightenment to your views

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OC TIEM

2010-11-23T18:27:00.001-02:00

some tips for our miserable lives:

1 -) Potatoes are cheap and feed well, and most time are tasty!
2 -) Always have few female friends, but not too much (max of 2:1 proportion); people will see you as gay-ish if you have too many or too few, also, keeping female friends are most of times expansive
3 -) Always have few friends that you cant trust, no matter what, i don't mean that slumber bff's shit, but someone that you can call if you screwed hard your life and need some time to get back togueter; these friends might help you in any scenario
4 -) Learn how to play an instrument; it always help, and in the worst scenario it will be useless
5 -) Always walk with some money outside the wallet (~20%), in case you get mugged you can call a cab, or whatever
6 -) Get rid of old/useless shit: unless you're some kind of collector, you don't need that old atari, or if you're not a drummer, you don't need that drum set that you won in whatever contest

sorry 'cause i didn't posted yesterday, i was travelling and was too lazy to use teamviewer on the iphone -again-

Sunday is sungday

2010-11-21T13:57:00.001-02:00

Pirate metal ftw!!!!11!!1!ONE!

oh, and about last week's comments: yes, if you are a metal band, your videoclips MUST suck

2010-11-20T22:14:00.000-02:00

ever wondered who is ps3's controller closest parent? or x360's alien controler ones? this might clarify your thoughts

sorry, i cant post nothing complex 'cause i'm traveling and this post is being posted through teamviewer...
happy weekend, bros

Yay, it's friday beatches!

2010-11-19T12:44:00.001-02:00

POAST SOME FUCKING FOOD
This is how a man's food should look like

Somehow... this pic is named coronary in my album
have a nice pre-weekend
EDIT: i've heard that if you put a banana instead of the hot dog it is still awesome

Spotting a hidden handgun

2010-11-18T21:44:00.000-02:00

ever wondered if someone is carrying? this might help

not really...
it isn't useful in 99.99995% of population's lives, but it still cool

How to make an infographic

2010-11-17T04:28:00.000-02:00

I guess the title explains itself

1/3 of the comments won't read anything...
whatever

OC tiem

2010-11-16T08:10:00.001-02:00

Here go a few tips for lief:

-if you tip the pizza guy well, your pizza will come faster
-always poo at work; 1st:you'll get payed for it; 2nd: you'll use company's resources
-if you hit someone with a towel-wrapped soap, it will not leave any bruises
-if you're looking for a hooker, take your camera with you and tell them you wanna take nude pics of they; is not illegal and most(to not say every) undercover cop will deny
-always grab products from behind on groceries stores: they stack products by sell date, and the oldest ones come in front

have a nice day

awww...

How to tie a tie

2010-11-15T21:16:00.000-02:00

Here is a tutorial teaching how to tie a tie in 4 different ways

not sure if useful...

Sunday is Songday

2010-11-14T22:35:00.000-02:00

I just don't have enough life hax to post everyday, so on sunday (i double checked: today is sunday) i will post my favorite songs
This week's song is Helloween - I want out

Healthy natural food pt. 2

2010-11-13T23:28:00.000-02:00

One bite, and you'll feel healthy for a whole week

Well, a relevant share of the readers asked for bacon, so here it is
IT'S FUCKING BACON GAIZE

btw, this pic is called cheese bacon pizza burger in my pc
one bite, and you'll feel healthy for a whole week

Sorry gaize, but today i'll post healthy natural food

2010-11-12T20:03:00.001-02:00

Well, i was high on caffeine this entire week(around ----mg(A LOT) this week) and i thought yesterday was saturday..
so no bacon post this weekend, because i posted it during the week
but, here it is, my first healthy-eating tutorial
i'll try to put one of those randomly every week

isn't that really healthy?

Are you hungry?

2010-11-11T11:19:00.000-02:00

i'm starting a weekend habit:
every friday and saturday, from now on, i gonna start posting something food-related; preferably bacon-related

YaY, bacon!

2010-11-10T14:21:00.000-02:00

i gonna eat the crap out of you and... *drops*
better look at this chart..

awww bacon, you'll be forever in my hearth

Comparative : who hires you x your boss

2010-11-09T21:47:00.000-02:00

programmingfags: here is an info of how do someone in hr reads your resume and someone who understands programming (boss / coworkers) might read it

it's quite an good info, but is more humorous than useful
also, i removed few banners, to make the blog look neater

The wonderful world of booze

2010-11-08T21:37:00.000-02:00

fucking booze, how do it works?

fucking miracles....

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what happens to your body after stop smoking

2010-11-07T21:44:00.000-02:00

hope i never pass through this

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