tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077Thu, 12 Sep 2024 03:17:10 +0000HumourAdultInfoPicturesIrritatingGamespuzzleAdvertisementsVideoEmail forwards have become an important part of our life. Some people hate it and some just love forwarding emails. This blog is dedicated to all such people who keep forwarding email and irritating people. You will find all kind of Jokes, PJ, Video, Interesting Email, Puzzles, Adult Humor and now most popular games Welcome to the biggest archive of Email Forwardshttp://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger125125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-4364651378045138447Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:31:00 +00002008-09-30T05:31:05.338-07:00" There are two sides to a Balance Sheet.- Left & the Right ( Liabilities and Assets respectively)  on the Left side there is nothing right.. and on the right side there is nothing left "  http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/09/fwd-popular-quote-doing-rounds-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-5231903083766504338Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:06:00 +00002008-09-29T23:06:36.603-07:00 Marc Faber comment on US economy - TOO GOOD       Investment analyst and entrepreneur Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the Following:     ''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/09/fw-fabulous-comment-on-us-economy-by.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-4814032027650759985Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:27:00 +00002008-09-25T22:27:55.796-07:00 Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.     Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.     Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!       Between the ages of 35 - 40 a http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/09/fw-geography-of-woman.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-8443070666097761453Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:59:00 +00002008-09-24T23:59:02.686-07:00An Indian man walks into a bank inNew York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces thehttp://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/09/fwd-mind-of-indian.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-8404944419340713178Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:00 +00002008-09-01T00:04:33.942-07:00  The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.  Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/09/fw-history-of-middle-finger.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-6347268897962931848Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:59:00 +00002008-11-04T06:32:39.726-08:00You want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the factsRajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.Rajanikanth can drown a fish. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/08/fwd-who-is-rajanikanth-glimpse-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-6281066705804243920Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:45:00 +00002008-07-29T02:45:49.587-07:00     A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/07/fwd-fw-when-opportunity-knocks-make-use.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-108235135133550289Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:24:00 +00002008-07-23T21:24:41.980-07:00 Computer Dependency Test  Here's a quick & very simple test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers. Q: How Many Legs You Have?To find out the answer, look down....  .. . .  .. . .  .. . .  .. . .  .. . .  .. . .  .. .  ..&http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/07/fw-computer-dependency-test.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-228540238454557598Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:39:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:14.038-07:00Humour Girl's Diary VS boy's Diary HER DIARY ------------------ Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing soI suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-girls-diary-vs-boys-diary.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-8581817911610372326Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:37:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:14.039-07:00HumourM.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student       This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain...... A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,   set up their tent, and fell asleep.   Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:   "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."   The MBA replies, &http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-mba-vs-be.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-1369582699938481297Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:35:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:14.039-07:00HumourNOT A STORY BUT ATRUE INCIDENT  An Indian man walks into a bank inNew York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on businessfor two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bankwill need some form of security for the loan,so the Indian man hands over the keysand documents of new Ferrari parkedon the street in http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fwd-how-indian-mind-works.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-714826013793414599Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:41:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:33.395-07:00InfoIrritating FYI.............  . Why not take a chance?                                                                                                     http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fwd-microsoft-dont-miss-this-chanceits.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-6229675832542737Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:14:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:52.074-07:00HumourMONKEY IN THE PLANE  Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'Monkey: 'Tying http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-monkey-in-plane.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-6630433089795780684Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:28:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:39.426-07:00InfoIrritatingRef: SA2010/LO6278Batch: 2008/JHB/DM/F36Dear Winner,The Local organizing committee (LOC) of the South African 2010 FIFA World Cuphappily announces to you the draws of the 2010 FIFA World cup international promotion lottery program held in conjunction with Swissmail.org herein Zurich, Switzerland on the 14th of June, 2008. Your e-mail addressattached to ticket number: B9665 75604546 199 with http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-email-scam-beaware.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-2532275627786273116Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:24:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:52.075-07:00Humour     A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'    The mother answered,'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.    The father answered,'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'   The http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-genealogy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-5422724306798294035Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:22:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:52.076-07:00HumourBoss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss andI will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is givingprivate tution: I have work for a week, so you http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-deadlock-situation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-4192365034443228292Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:20:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:52.077-07:00Humour  There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-free-hair-cut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-4238422680689895801Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:49:00 +00002008-06-23T00:39:52.078-07:00HumourMen always have better friends....   They will stand by you, no matter what....!!!     Here's an example:-       Friends of Women:A wife was not at home for a whole night.   So she tells her husband the very next morning,   that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.   So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friendshttp://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fwd-men-always-have-better-friends.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-8964776316209786050Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:18:00 +00002008-06-14T00:45:10.450-07:00Info   Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen. On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fwd-fw-life-seen-through-kids-mind.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-3057043018093591130Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:02:00 +00002008-06-14T00:45:03.352-07:00Humour  If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you do not understand If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you arehttp://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-girls-are-complex.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-5274635458386251404Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:00:00 +00002008-06-14T00:45:03.352-07:00Humour  Car operating system      Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b  to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?" Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire. In panichttp://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-car-operating-system-aka-windows.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-6559012615787690928Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:58:00 +00002008-06-14T00:45:03.353-07:00Humour  Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...   Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?  A: Puppies grow up.   Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?  A: Because they are...   Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?  A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-time-for-some-male-bashing-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-1656900953058320242Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:05:00 +00002008-06-11T01:47:02.043-07:00HumourWhen I got home from work last night, my wife demanded   that I take her out to some place expensive................ ....       *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *         So I took her to a petrol station http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-expensive-place.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-3152034960689051012Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:04:00 +00002008-06-11T01:47:02.044-07:00HumourWhy Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates         Subject: Problems with my new computer  Dear Mr. Bill Gates,  We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-why-bill-gates-decides-to-sell-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327061896509385077.post-1207772039490314015Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:03:00 +00002008-06-11T01:51:53.430-07:00InfoGates' Rules    Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care http://lifeinfwds.blogspot.com/2008/06/fw-bill-gates-11-rules-of-life.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0