life is mootiful

Dark Side of the Moo

2013-03-05T22:07:00.001+00:00

It's a moonumoontal work of moosical genius!

Albert Holstein

2013-03-05T22:04:00.003+00:00

This cow's very clever
Not to mention grey-haired
It must be hard work
Working out E=moo squared!

How Now Browncoat

2013-02-21T20:16:00.001+00:00

This cow's seeking serenity!

(This cow isn't on moochandise yet - but lots of udders are!)

Moobacca

2013-02-21T20:14:00.001+00:00

“MRRaaaaow RrraRRRwwr MmmRoooooooooooooooo!” Hailing from the forested world of Cowshyyyk, the peaceful Mookiees are known to get really angry when annoyed and have been known to pull the arms off opponents in space chess.

(Sorry, this moo isn't available to buy on stuff - yet. But loads of others are!)

Cowptain Amoorica

2013-02-21T16:33:00.002+00:00

An all-amoorican hero
Ready to face danger
And afterwards some lunch
In a handy manger

Angry Cows

2013-02-21T16:30:00.000+00:00

Down on the farm the pigs have once again taken the milk... with a mighty moo! the angry cows will have their revenge.

(We're pretty sure we can't sell things with this design on, but there's lot's of other moochandise to brighten up your life with!)

Super Moorio

2013-02-19T20:38:00.000+00:00

This moontendo hero
Has found a new galaxy
But cows can't use controllers
On the moontendo wii!

Dr Moo

2010-05-13T22:07:00.003+01:00

Da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum... ooo-eee-oooooooo it's Dr Moooooooooooooo...

Iron cow 2

2010-05-13T19:39:00.005+01:00

Robert Cowney Jr is back as your favourite iron clad bovine superhero! You have seen the film but do you own the t-shirt?

Picowso

2009-12-23T09:25:00.000+00:00

"Bad artists copy. Good artists steal."

Sudocow

2009-12-21T09:26:00.000+00:00

Bored by Sudoku? Prepare to be puzzled by Sudocow!

The sound of moosic

2009-12-19T12:07:00.000+00:00

"How do moo solve a problem like Mooriah?"

Darth Mool

2009-12-15T09:19:00.001+00:00

The villain of the Phantom Moonace.
"Hard to moo the Dark Side is..."

Oscow the grouch

2009-12-11T09:40:00.001+00:00

"...where the air is sweeeeeet!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesamoo Street?"

"NO, I won't, you annoying singing kids, now SCRAM!"

King Kow

2009-12-07T09:45:00.001+00:00

This mighty cow has climbed so high
Around him planes are flyin'
If he falls he will surely die
'Tis beauty killed the bovine!'

Moodusa

2009-12-03T09:48:00.001+00:00

This scary moonster with snakey hair
Can turn you to stone with just her stare!

Harvey moo face

2009-11-29T09:56:00.001+00:00

It is Cowmans foe - Harvey moo face!

Mix mooster

2009-11-26T09:53:00.001+00:00

This DJ will get you in the moo-d to dance!

Where's the beef?

2009-11-22T09:59:00.001+00:00

You look all around the place
Searching high and low
And all the while you're asking
'Where did that moo cow go?'

Moolin rouge

2009-11-19T10:04:00.001+00:00

"Do the cowcowcow!"

Cowch Potato

2009-11-14T15:30:00.002+00:00

More than just a fat cow! A fat cow with cable TV!

These are not the cows you're looking for

2009-11-09T21:26:00.000+00:00

"Funny... I don't ever remember owning a droid cow..." - Obi Wan Kemoobi

Extermoonate

2009-11-05T10:27:00.001+00:00

This killer cow is on the loose
With his metallic moo
It's the last thing you'll ever hear
Before he extermoonates you!

Cybercow

2009-11-02T09:15:00.000+00:00

You might love techonology
But soon you're going to find
That the robot cows are coming
To elimoonate mankind!

Tutankhamoo

2009-10-29T21:28:00.000+00:00

Beware the curse of the Pharoah's tomb
The creaky door and the MOOOO of doom!