life of a mechanical engineer guy

2008-10-17T09:34:00.002-07:00

Mechanical Engineering is the hard nut to crack , its not for everyone .
life full of excitement , passion , boys masti , trips , class bunks ( mass bunk ......hope you guys are also doing this , if you are not doing this in your college life , believe me you are missing some very important moments in your life , No matter what you become after your degree , no matter what job you will choose for yourself or destined to get the job ................but but but the thing is you are gonna miss your golden mechie days / moments / events / hang outs / cheap chating fantasy world / etc ....

Generally thinking is that boys are more stronger than girls ( physically ! do you also think so ?? well if you ask about me i dont think so , but i am portraying the things i have heard in society ) .

And yes the hard reality is that chances of getting Female ( biggest fantasy of mechies which make them doing some very innocent fantasy ) .
And yes if still you are lucky enough to get enrolled in a class having some girls ( believe me either they are non -male ( sorry to hurt any girls feelings , but non - male means not a typical girl type ....very much studious / in terms of engineering language ..we call padhish ) .
Very few female presence/ or even non presence of girls in mech class give mech profs/ students a right to freedom of speech , with very little or no barrier at all .

In mechanical engineering ,there are a lot of course which a mechies needs to read as compared to other branches ( although electronics and electrical guys also study a lot of course,but atleast mechanical is better as compared to these branches in the fact that mechanical involved practicals which are really happened means atleast you can feel them to happen if your hongover allows you to remain attentive in lab class!) .

Mechanical branch is close towards reality even for back benchers (one of the best things in mechanical),because all the practicals involved in mechanical course are generally some shops (like welding ,machining shop etc) or related to fluid dynamics or heat and thermodynamics and also automobile application is already there in mechanical .force analysis ,velocity analysis ,analysis of vehicle dynamics ,efficiency of vehicles and shape and all that are real ,means a mechanical engineer can feel all these from inside ( and infact he has to feel these from inside in his engineering days ).

When a guy is in first year of mechanical ,teacher started screwing him , with regular forced classes , sometimes even extra classes , teached try his level best to developing habit of regular class so that mech guys falls in vicious cycle of regular study (more classes =>>>> more study =>>> more stress/ pressure =>> teacher happy =>> now time for seniors to come into picture to give some life gyan to newcomers =>> student also happy ( drinks , smokes ) =>> more and more hang over =>> class bunk = >> mass bunks =>> syllabus incomplete = >> teacher again takes Extra classes =======VICIOUS CYCLE .....no one get the skills of abhimanyu to break this cycle ................" SANSAR KA YAHI SATYA HAI ".

Life is so hard in pre Exam days that every guy have to be ready to scratch his ass to attend any practical / some syllabus ( most horrible is manufacturing science,, it doesn't matter how much you read , the end truth is that you can't get "A" grade ....).

Then comes the golden days , exam finish =>> Ready for party ( some guys even go to some disc/bar/pub /some drinking place just after their last exam ) =>> late night parties /hangovers / long term BC's / Long term commitments ........( thats what make the memories ...the memories for whole life , we dont understand the value of these memories during our college days .......but slowly we get to know ........the Truth of Life ......lies in College Life ....We want to go back to those memories but we cant go we look for options , we search for our good old friends , if we get some we celebrate memories with them ..........

This Vicious Cycle always chase us ...we discussed about one vicious cycle of Extra classes .....We get out of that vicious cycle at the end of our college life ..

Now time for vicious cycle which indulge ourself till the end ( ya i am talking about the same ...................you thinking ) .
College passout =>> Jobs/ Preparations/US-UK-Foreign university fantasy =>> competition =>>> work pressure =>>> marriage + Child ( childrens !) =>>> more demand =>>> More work =>> more competition /opportunities =>> job switch / New job .............again cycle revolves ( new job ....means new work ......or old job means more responsibilities ...anyway you can't get time for your self .....you are dying for some holiday ......but wife/children also expect you to be with them .............finally if you get some old buddy .......that is precious moment .........for remembering old memories ) ....

Now lets talk about crap things like pathetic conditions in practical lab ,generally all mechanical practicals involved some heat or temprature , so a mechies have a habbit of living in room temprature (if even it is hot),that makes mechies more stronger than any other branch guys ( even there are other ways .....i hope u understand , no need for more to bring light on all those hidden issues ) .

during b.tech days ,since approx no gals are there in mech. so mechies are generally very frustrated about gals (plz dont laugh or comment at this , i am saying this after seeing a lot of mech guys ). generally all mechies generally run after gals ,some are even so much frustated that they started join various chat sites ,join various courses (where gals also come ).they started making freindship with other branch guys in search of gals by reference ,means in all every thing they do to woo some girl . some guys started travelling in good condition transport (so that chance of seeing any gal is increased like in AC III tier , or in any A.C . bus even for a small distance).

I have noticed a lot of guys during my college days ,I noticed that some guys are so much obsessive about girls that they start blind trust on all these faking sites . some are even fooled by fake ids ( this great work also done by frust mechies ) .

But a mechies never give up (like in some cases , a boy goes to some place far only bcz of chatting and became fooled ), he always keep trying like he start bodybuilding, join some personality development classes , start living with guys who are more flirt ( love gurus have very bright chances of dominating these guys )

some even starts reading sum books related to wooing gals (really i have seen sum of my frnds doing all above mentioned things) ......................

But yes mechies are weak only in case of gals (that is true mostly,sum exception like me are always there ),you can not fight them in other fields like in fighting ,gossiping( bakar kaatne mein ) and persisting (habbit of never give up ).

Now lets have a look on some habbits of mechies like it is said that smoke shud be there to show the presence of mechanical, mechies always remain in group try to make fun of one another , some make their thinking that as they cant have gal frnds so no one can have ( means all those guys who r saying that they have a lot of gal frnds are fake ), some make their thinking that when we will be in job,then we make galfreinds,some smart guys of mechanical dont want to join core companies only bcz of this , they know they have scope of wooing gals if they join software or some other companies (mnc's).but yes you cant get talent any where more than mechanical . some mechies have habbit of screwed themselves ,they can beat any competition .

i think i have already bored you too much , see i am not writting this intentionally to any one so if anyone get gurts by this he is advced to read it again and try to find out the truth and let me inform also , but this is what it has to be
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