<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3511674127720396013</id><updated>2026-07-10T16:15:30.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Life of dicks</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>criticalstinking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05159412447000948703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtb5BeG9mau7bBrr8xZWnLaQvttMayWuJrD5VMKm4furUHQe9PdcGIkI12bzxB7gy0GV5_4r00ydppzsEZnxzIQRkFVW1L9sMunqdIOgsXQoSrwYR-syXPl1tHkrnmDA/s220/SDC10058.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3511674127720396013.post-1046652261336973550</id><published>2010-09-28T01:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-28T01:16:34.348-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Back from YCS</title><content type='html'>Greeting gentlemen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry I couldn&#39;t post this earlier.&amp;nbsp; I was completely exhausted from last weekend.&amp;nbsp; It was extremely fun and I did extremely well.&lt;br /&gt;
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I ended up playing with the same deck &lt;br /&gt;
I posted earlier and went very far with it.&amp;nbsp; I had a feature for the fifth match, then another one on the ninth, another one in the top 16, and I got a deck profile.&lt;br /&gt;
You can read all of that here on the official site.&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.konami.com/yugioh/blog/?cat=41&lt;br /&gt;
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I lost in my last feature match and ended up with only a mat and 24 packs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bottom line is, I had a great time and topped with Sasuke Samurai #2.&lt;br /&gt;
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I guess that ends this.&amp;nbsp; Until next time!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1046652261336973550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/back-from-ycs.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/1046652261336973550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/1046652261336973550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/back-from-ycs.html' title='Back from YCS'/><author><name>criticalstinking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05159412447000948703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtb5BeG9mau7bBrr8xZWnLaQvttMayWuJrD5VMKm4furUHQe9PdcGIkI12bzxB7gy0GV5_4r00ydppzsEZnxzIQRkFVW1L9sMunqdIOgsXQoSrwYR-syXPl1tHkrnmDA/s220/SDC10058.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3511674127720396013.post-1677319796117222914</id><published>2010-09-25T00:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-25T00:13:16.792-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YCS San Jose 2</title><content type='html'>Aloha Allies, &lt;br /&gt;
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We arrived at the ghetto ass Motel 6 at around 9:30.&amp;nbsp; We&#39;re too cheap and Asian to pay for the proper room so we&#39;re all staying in one.&amp;nbsp; All seven of us.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB3886pRW9uIWzzyudfBr3clg69VFrq_bTqA6PiuMYosOPFN2DYKCm-a5SRE-7DreSHeiCtVMYDlHP9qeZadMrj4BoP7SqSrUzAIq5z9tn9n24kLTlwlmHbsWlZcvyIer5EJKESrfzADsc/s1600/2010-09-24+23.57.58.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;240&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB3886pRW9uIWzzyudfBr3clg69VFrq_bTqA6PiuMYosOPFN2DYKCm-a5SRE-7DreSHeiCtVMYDlHP9qeZadMrj4BoP7SqSrUzAIq5z9tn9n24kLTlwlmHbsWlZcvyIer5EJKESrfzADsc/s320/2010-09-24+23.57.58.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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My friends are practicing for tomorrow.&amp;nbsp; Fixing their decks and calling our friend Ching a scrub for being so bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjWpA4qstmcIy7Z2SMatvrmnZnYCKeavCW31_AHkcui85NaYiszvz0m7CkKdwCUxONFJ9QuR0KzCF6-x6PhbvgPDRxL5FmIrGT-F4qOFBvI4PWdKYOD28ZILDzTrYogNx7e346XSZu6sJ0/s1600/2010-09-25+00.05.57.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjWpA4qstmcIy7Z2SMatvrmnZnYCKeavCW31_AHkcui85NaYiszvz0m7CkKdwCUxONFJ9QuR0KzCF6-x6PhbvgPDRxL5FmIrGT-F4qOFBvI4PWdKYOD28ZILDzTrYogNx7e346XSZu6sJ0/s320/2010-09-25+00.05.57.jpg&quot; width=&quot;240&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;That&#39;s Ching, he&#39;s the baby of our group.&amp;nbsp; We pick on him all the time but we don&#39;t mean anything by it.&amp;nbsp; He&#39;s a pretty cool guy but he doesn&#39;t think a lot of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, it&#39;s past midnight now so we&#39;re probably going to sleep soon.&amp;nbsp; I&#39;ll tell you how we do tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
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Time to make like a rich dame and go bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span id=&quot;goog_216523528&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;goog_216523529&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1677319796117222914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/ycs-san-jose-2.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/1677319796117222914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/1677319796117222914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/ycs-san-jose-2.html' title='YCS San Jose 2'/><author><name>criticalstinking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05159412447000948703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtb5BeG9mau7bBrr8xZWnLaQvttMayWuJrD5VMKm4furUHQe9PdcGIkI12bzxB7gy0GV5_4r00ydppzsEZnxzIQRkFVW1L9sMunqdIOgsXQoSrwYR-syXPl1tHkrnmDA/s220/SDC10058.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB3886pRW9uIWzzyudfBr3clg69VFrq_bTqA6PiuMYosOPFN2DYKCm-a5SRE-7DreSHeiCtVMYDlHP9qeZadMrj4BoP7SqSrUzAIq5z9tn9n24kLTlwlmHbsWlZcvyIer5EJKESrfzADsc/s72-c/2010-09-24+23.57.58.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3511674127720396013.post-7559708435030859053</id><published>2010-09-24T01:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-24T01:29:10.698-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YCS San Jose</title><content type='html'>Hello bromigos!&lt;br /&gt;
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I know I just started this shit but I want to tell you I&#39;m going to be at YCS (Yu-Gi-Oh! Championship Series) San Jose.&amp;nbsp; It&#39;s pretty exciting to me.&amp;nbsp; Me and 6 friends will be driving up north later on today.&amp;nbsp; 6 hours in a car filled to the brim with guys.&amp;nbsp; Sounds like I&#39;ll be having the time of my life!&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#39;m going to be running a scrap deck, not sure not sure of the final build ut currently it looks something liek this.&lt;br /&gt;
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Monsters 21&lt;br /&gt;
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3x Scrap Golem&lt;br /&gt;
3x Scrap Goblin&lt;br /&gt;
2x Scrap Chimera&lt;br /&gt;
2x Scrap Beast&lt;br /&gt;
2x The Tricky&lt;br /&gt;
2x Cyber Dragon&lt;br /&gt;
2x Battle Fader&lt;br /&gt;
1x Gorz the Emissary of Darkness&lt;br /&gt;
1x Treeborn Frog&lt;br /&gt;
1x Sasuke Samurai #2&lt;br /&gt;
1x Card Trooper&lt;br /&gt;
1x Level Eater&lt;br /&gt;
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Spells 17&lt;br /&gt;
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3x Scrapyard&lt;br /&gt;
2x Scrapstorm&lt;br /&gt;
2x Enemy Controller&lt;br /&gt;
2x Mystical Space Typhoon&lt;br /&gt;
1x Monster Reborn&lt;br /&gt;
1x One for One&lt;br /&gt;
1x Foolish Burial&lt;br /&gt;
1x Dark Hole&lt;br /&gt;
1x Mind Control&lt;br /&gt;
1x Giant Trunade&lt;br /&gt;
1x Cold Wave&lt;br /&gt;
1x Pot of Avrice&lt;br /&gt;
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Traps 2&lt;br /&gt;
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1x Ultimate Offering&lt;br /&gt;
1x Phoenix Wing Wind Blast&lt;br /&gt;
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I know what you&#39;re thinking, &quot;No books?&amp;nbsp; Everyone runs 3 books!&amp;nbsp; What are you doing!?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Well, I decided against them seeing as how 1) Scrap Dragon protects me during my opponent&#39;s turn by resurrecting either Golem or Goblin, 2) Scrap Dragon can just blow up their cards on my turn without attacking, and 3) I&#39;m too ghetto to afford foil books and don&#39;t buy cards unless they&#39;re maxed pimp.&lt;br /&gt;
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The next thing you might notice is the very few traps I&#39;m running.&amp;nbsp; I was honestly going to run none but I had a foil Ultimte Offering on my table when I was making this and my friend told me to just throw in the wing blast.&amp;nbsp; It&#39;s not like I need a lot of protection.&amp;nbsp; I mean look, two Faders and a Gorz on top of the easily summoned Scrap Dragon is already enough to prevent me from dying on my opponent&#39;s turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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The final thing I believe you must be asking is &quot;What in the world is Sasuke Samurai #2 doing in there?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Let me say this, Sasuke Samurai #2 is a boss.&amp;nbsp; I bring it out with One for One, call priority and the rest of the turn is easy goings.&amp;nbsp; Either tribute it for Golem to make a dragon or blow up my opponent with an already existing one.&amp;nbsp; They won&#39;t be able to respond since Sasuke Samurai would have already used his effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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I know this sounds bad and there&#39;s a good reason for that.&amp;nbsp; It&#39;s because it is bad.&amp;nbsp; I&#39;m a bade player but cheer for me while I&#39;m at YCS anyway!&amp;nbsp; Maybe I&#39;ll get a feature match.&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time followers.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7559708435030859053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/ycs-san-jose.html#comment-form' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/7559708435030859053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/7559708435030859053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/ycs-san-jose.html' title='YCS San Jose'/><author><name>criticalstinking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05159412447000948703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtb5BeG9mau7bBrr8xZWnLaQvttMayWuJrD5VMKm4furUHQe9PdcGIkI12bzxB7gy0GV5_4r00ydppzsEZnxzIQRkFVW1L9sMunqdIOgsXQoSrwYR-syXPl1tHkrnmDA/s220/SDC10058.JPG'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3511674127720396013.post-8802575070205773773</id><published>2010-09-24T00:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-24T00:57:07.663-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shit tits</title><content type='html'>Hi everyone. I just wanted to share my life with a bunch of anonymous strangers.&amp;nbsp; Wish me good luck.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8802575070205773773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/shit-tits.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/8802575070205773773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3511674127720396013/posts/default/8802575070205773773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackintheshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/shit-tits.html' title='Shit tits'/><author><name>criticalstinking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05159412447000948703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtb5BeG9mau7bBrr8xZWnLaQvttMayWuJrD5VMKm4furUHQe9PdcGIkI12bzxB7gy0GV5_4r00ydppzsEZnxzIQRkFVW1L9sMunqdIOgsXQoSrwYR-syXPl1tHkrnmDA/s220/SDC10058.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>