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    <title>Life with The Swell Guy!</title>
    
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    <updated>2009-12-22T08:00:00-05:00</updated>
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        <title>It's Tuesday-palooza!</title>
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        <published>2009-12-22T08:00:00-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-22T08:00:00-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Posing with neighborhood Christmas lawn ornaments is way better than sitting on Santa's lap. If the homeowner comes to the door you simply need to pose as lawn art. If they have a gun you need to run! Tuesday-palooza celebrates...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7700a8f970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Yard Snowman" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7700a8f970b image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7700a8f970b-800wi" title="Yard Snowman" /></a> <br />Posing with neighborhood Christmas lawn ornaments is way better than sitting on Santa's lap. If the homeowner comes to the door you simply need to pose as lawn art. If they have a gun you need to run!</p><p><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; color: #333333; font-style: italic; ">Tuesday-palooza celebrates life through noteworthy photos. Selection tends towards humor, southern life and laughing at ourselves &amp; the things we do to occupy our time. Your comments, suggestions, and photo submissions are welcome.</span><br /></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/9A_oaNuIK64" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>Reflections of Christmas</title>
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        <published>2009-12-21T08:59:27-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-21T18:41:29-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Our church does not meet very often during the week. We are encouraged to do life together as well as be part of the community during the week. It can be hard to do this if you isolate yourself in...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef012876707d9a970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, &amp;#39;_blank&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&amp;#39; ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Island Cross" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef012876707d9a970c image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef012876707d9a970c-800wi" title="Island Cross" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Our church does not meet very often during the week. We are encouraged to do life together as well as be part of the community during the week. It can be hard to do this if you isolate yourself in a building with other Christ-followers all of the time. Last Wednesday night we did get together to share communion, sing, and meditate on Christmas. Pat Stone shared the writing below. It is powerful. I wish you were hearing it delivered and spoken in his voice.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14.0pt"&gt;Reflections of &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;tmas&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14.0pt"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-tab-count:
1"&gt;&amp;#0160;&amp;#0160; &amp;#0160; &amp;#0160; &amp;#0160;&amp;#0160;This
is the season when we come together with our families to fellowship, eat and
exchange our gifts with one another.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;We
get tied up in this process so much that we lose sight of the real meaning of &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;tmas.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;
&lt;/span&gt;The only way in which you know &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;t
was born back then was the star declaring His presence.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;Today we have the Holy Spirit and God’s words
to affirm that.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;God’s plan was to give
us a perfect sacrifice by a perfect person to perfect an imperfect people.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;He gave us His only begotten Son (Jesus &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;t) as a gift to change us and set us apart from
this world into His world.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;I think of
the love I have for my son and think about just how much He loved His Son.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;It humbles me deeply in my heart to know that
He asked His Son to do for us what we couldn’t do ourselves.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;God’s love for me is so great that it is
unfathomable.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;He hung His own Son on a
tree as a gift for us and not under the tree where we would expect a gift to
be.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;His gift restored what I tried to
destroy in my life.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;His Spirit and His
word are deep in my soul.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;It changed my
life, my thoughts, habits, and gave me a clear perspective on the way to
live.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;I come tonight to Honor Him for
the things He has given me and changed my life.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;
&lt;/span&gt;To love &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;t is to Honor Him.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;Honor is words and actions that declare you
have a passion for that person.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;It’s
like a heavy weight around your heart.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;
&lt;/span&gt;So, I thank you Heavenly Father for your Son, who gave me new life, but
also abundant life which is eternal life.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;
&lt;/span&gt;I think of Scripture now that says - delight yourself in the Lord and He
will give you the desires of your heart.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;
&lt;/span&gt;My joy is &lt;st1:personname w:st="on"&gt;Chris&lt;/st1:personname&gt;t who loved me
and gave Himself for me.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;The just for
the unjust.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;David’s desire says it
best,&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160; &lt;/span&gt;“one thing I have asked from the
Lord, that I shall seek, that I may dwell in the House of the Lord all the days
of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to meditate in His
temple.”&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;&amp;#0160;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14.0pt"&gt;Father
your gift keeps on giving.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Small Group Christmas</title>
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        <published>2009-12-19T08:00:00-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-19T08:00:00-05:00</updated>
        <summary>We attempted to get photos of everyone who made it to our New Cov small group Christmas Party. We made them stand under the kissing ball in our hallway. For the most part, we had success.</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f8af970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="SG1" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f8af970c image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f8af970c-800wi" title="SG1" /></a> <br /><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f926970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="SG2" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f926970c image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287666f926970c-800wi" title="SG2" /></a> <br />We attempted to get photos of everyone who made it to our <a href="http://www.newcovenantlife.org/" target="_blank">New Cov</a> small group Christmas Party. We made them stand under the kissing ball in our hallway. For the most part, we had success.<xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/B5GnRvbBVXw" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>Not</title>
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        <published>2009-12-18T09:54:05-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-18T09:59:36-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Sometimes when people find out I go to church or follow Christ they make assumptions. It is hard to blame them for many of these based on how the church (meaning all of us Jesus people) have represented ourselves. I...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7632d98970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="KAZ Wave" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7632d98970b image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a7632d98970b-800wi" title="KAZ Wave" /></a> <br />Sometimes when people find out I go to church or follow Christ they make assumptions. It is hard to blame them for many of these based on how the church (meaning all of us Jesus people) have represented ourselves. I thought it would be good to point out a few things that I am not.</p><p>- I am not interested in talking about how many people attend our church, but I do enjoy discussing what our church is doing to serve others.</p><p>- I am not interested in the size of our church building, but I am interested in the relationships we are building in our community.</p><p>- I do not believe our church needs to be attractive. We need to be passionate.</p><p>- I do not believe followers should ignore the culture and we should actually engage the culture.</p><p>- I am not interested in how hip and current our music is for praise and worship, but I am interested in truly spending time in praise and worship.</p><p>- I am not interested in politics or the clout we can bring to the political process. In fact, I believe this has been a huge mistake in the church. I am not going to rant or send forwards. I am interested in impacting my local community in bringing justice, healing, and relief.</p><p>- In fact, I am not red or blue. I am purple.</p><p>- I am not interested in a "good missions program". I am interested in extending the mission of Christ into my community and to the world beyond.</p><p>- I do not expect my pastor and paid staff to do all the work. I expect the body to join together in the mission and work of Christ.</p><p>- I am not interested in how many programs we have at our church. I am interested in doing life together as a church body and loving each other regardless of age, race, or gender.</p><p>- I do not believe our church has the corner on being right. I do not believe I personally have the corner on being right. I believe we need to collectively minister to all outside the church and come along side other followers doing the same.</p><p>- I do not believe it is about knowing scripture. I believe it is about how faithfully we live in the story of God.</p><p>- I am not occupied with the next life. I am occupied with bringing the kingdom to earth now.</p><p>- I am not interested in beating up those inside or outside the church. I am interested in extending grace, mercy and compassion. I am about helping others enter the community of faith.</p><p>- I am not about being right, but I am about living right.</p><p>That is it for now. I welcome you into the conversation. It is a great story to talk about.</p><p /><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/yWoeXB8XItk" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>The five most unique "of  the month club" gifts!</title>
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        <published>2009-12-16T09:25:47-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-16T09:27:35-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Who can forget when Cousin Eddie says "Clark, that is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year" after Clark Griswold receives a one year membership to the Jelly of The Month Club for his Christmas bonus in the...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0128765ac440970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="float: left;"><img alt="Family Christmas" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0128765ac440970c " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0128765ac440970c-450wi" style="width: 450px; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a>  Who can forget when Cousin Eddie says <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K8-kNuDgoA" target="_blank">"Clark, that is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year"</a> after Clark Griswold receives a one year membership to the Jelly of The Month Club for his Christmas bonus in the  movie Christmas Vacation? Ironically this single quote has lodged in the public's memory and has likely generated countless "of the month club" gifts.</p><p>So, you are stuck on what to get someone near and dear for Christmas and it needs to be something unique? Have no worries, my friend. I am here to help. Here are five goodies that are sure to bring you to memory all year long and likely be the talk of the family.</p><p>-<a href="http://www.flyingnoodle.com/clubs_bbq.html?gclid=CJm2--KO254CFQJinAodn0dGJA" target="_blank">BBQ Sauce of the Month</a> - You can help them start their own <a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/2009/08/sauce-wars-no-6.html" target="_blank">Sauce Wars</a>! Make sure to ask when you should show up to eat.</p><p>-<a href="http://www.amazingclubs.com/necktie.html?gclid=CPa8jN6P254CFQmbnAodxyclIQ" target="_blank">Necktie of the Month</a> - Uncle Lou is boring. He wears brown slacks and a tan shirt to his office job every day. Jazz him up with this stylish fashion topper.</p><p>-<a href="http://www.garywest.com/products.asp?dept=1006" target="_blank">Beef Jerky</a> - Hey, it even includes membership in The Jerky Society! Who doesn't want that?</p><p>-<a href="http://www.monthclubstore.com/p-29-condiment-of-the-month-club.aspx" target="_blank">Condiment of the Month</a> - Condiment! I said Condiment!  That's right, fill their fridge!</p><p><strong>And we pause here for a moment of silence. We brace ourselves to be amazed and filled with wonder. I present to you the king...the ultimate...the pinnacle of "month club" gifting.</strong></p><p>-<a href="http://www.zingermans.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=G-BAC-3" target="_blank">Bacon of the Month</a> -  Bacon! You do not need my comments.  The web site says this:  </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 11px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><em><strong>Five to date. That’s how many vegetarians I know who’ve fallen off the bandwagon thanks to these bacons. I’m not using those examples as a proposal for torturing anyone, I’m just saying any food that’s so good it can break a strong will has to be worth trying. We’ll ship to the lucky recipient every month, just in time for weekend frying.</strong></em></span></span></p><p><span size="3;" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 11px; line-height: normal;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">And check this quote!</span></span></span></p><p><span size="3;" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 11px; line-height: normal;"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; "><em>"Make someone's month with this array of the porky product from the world-class Michigan deli Zingerman's.</em> — delish.com</span><br /></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span size="3;" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: normal;">"array of the porky product". Pure poetry. Few lines in the English language can match these words. Enjoy.</span></span></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/VIj-iuiy0eI" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>It's Tuesday-palooza! - Redneck Santa Edition</title>
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        <published>2009-12-15T08:00:00-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-15T08:00:00-05:00</updated>
        <summary>We do not have many reindeer in The South. We do have quite a few deer heads! Tuesday-palooza celebrates life through noteworthy photos. Selection tends towards humor, southern life and laughing at ourselves &amp; the things we do to occupy...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74feda7970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Redneck Santa" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74feda7970b image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74feda7970b-800wi" title="Redneck Santa" /></a> <br />We do not have many reindeer in The South.  We do have quite a few deer heads!</p><p><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; color: #333333; font-style: italic; ">Tuesday-palooza celebrates life through noteworthy photos. Selection tends towards humor, southern life and laughing at ourselves &amp; the things we do to occupy our time. Your comments, suggestions, and photo submissions are welcome.</span></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/yI0LBPsi9m8" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>The Flats</title>
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        <published>2009-12-14T10:31:13-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-15T08:41:18-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Saturday morning here was gray and heavy. The forecast projected cold rain would start in the afternoon with near freezing temperatures. Most winter Saturday afternoons I try to make the local bike shop ride, but it was canceled due to...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74f2ea4970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="The Flats" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74f2ea4970b image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a74f2ea4970b-800wi" title="The Flats" /></a> <br />Saturday morning here was gray and heavy. The forecast projected cold rain would start in the afternoon with near freezing temperatures. Most winter Saturday afternoons I try to make the local bike shop ride, but it was canceled due to the cold and forecast. I had told Denine I hoped to work in a ride sometime during the day and I kept an eye on the sky and temperature all morning as I did odds and ends around the house.</p><p>Denine had planned to help a single mom in the early afternoon so I knew I would have several hours of open time. With one last look at the sky I figured it was now or never and I was really looking forward to getting in a ride. I put on a set of cold weather riding clothes, put air in the tires, and spun out of the driveway to ride a loop that I figured would be good on this kind of day.</p><p>It was cold starting out, but as I warmed up it started to feel good. By the end of the second mile I was feeling comfortable and remember thinking despite the cold and wind I would be warm as long as I kept moving the entire ride. Since I seldom stop this was no big deal. After another few miles I had rolled past the house where a pack of dogs sometimes chase and I was out to the main road. I picked up the pace while staying on the small ring as riders often do for winter base miles.</p><p>Then it happened. As I started allowing my mind to drift of to other places I ran over a tree limb that likely came down in last Wednesday's storm. I heard an distinct hiss. The front of the bike started feeling squishy. I looked down to see I was rolling on a flat tire. My first thought was I better fix it quick so I could stay warm.</p><p>So I hopped off, lugged the bike over a ditch and took the wheel off. Then I opened the little bag that I keep under the seat and pulled out the spare inner tube, co2 inflater, and tire levers. This summer I had seen Tom Harvey, a Greenville cycling pal, use a technique to pull the tire and tube off the rim without tire levers and I had since read how to do this in a cycling magazine. Why not give it a go? To my surprised it worked on first attempt and did in fact save a little time. Within a few minutes I had the new tube inflated and the wheel back on the bike.  </p><p>As I pulled my gloves back on I was thinking this was not so bad. It took about two revolutions of the pedals for me to realize my problems were far from over. My back tire is also flat! In all the years I have ridden I have never double flatted. As with most riders, I use a small bag under my seat with only one tube and enough air for one tire. This was a problem. It sucked to be me at that moment.</p><p>I weighed my options. I could start walking or I could call my wife. There is an alternative of doing what some magazines mention and try stuffing the tire with leaves and other bulk and hope it would hold up until I could make it home. On a cold damp day this last alternative which included scrounging around for debris to stuff a tire had little appeal.</p><p>So I man up and dial my wife. Unfortunately she was just getting started with her helping-hand errand so I choose not to worry her and simply said I called to let her know I had gone out to ride.  Walking home it is... I'm a little over five miles from home and figure it may take a little while, but no problem if I keep it moving. I say a quick prayer that the rain holds off and I wonder if anyone will roll by and offer help.</p><p>Walking five plus miles in running shoes is no big deal. It is a little more complicated in cycling shoes with cleats on the bottom. Some riders call walking on cleats the "duck walk". After about 50 yards of hearing my cleats grind on the road with every step I decide to roll the bike on the outside so I can walk in the road side grass as much as possible. This raises another issue. Here in The South we are beset with fire ants and they love to build hills at the edge of the road where the grass meets the asphalt. This means ambling along while keeping an eye peeled for fire ant land mines.  Still, I could not think of many other things that I would rather being doing at the moment.</p><p>In due time I reach the intersection where I leave the main road. I know I am 4.2 miles from my house because I always look at my cycling computer when I reach this point coming the other direction from the house. In my mind this is where warm-up stops and real riding begins on my regular circuits. I know how long it takes to ride home from here, but I do not have an idea of how long it takes walking...in cleats.</p><p>About a hundred yards later I begin to think about that pack of dogs. They are not outside all of the time, but when they are they love to chase. There must be four or five dogs in the bunch. I often wonder what it looks like inside the owners home. When they come rolling after a cyclist they do not wag their tails and they look like they mean business. I can out roll them from this direction, but there is no way I can out walk them. I say another prayer and wonder if Catholic riders have a patron saint dog catcher.</p><p>About that time a passing car stops right beside me and as the passenger window comes done I hear , "I can not believe no one has picked you up!". It is one of my cycling training buddies, Brad. He was out with his daughter who is learning to drive a car. They load me up and drive me home.</p><p>I must have thanked Brad four or five times. He said there is no way they would leave any cyclist stranded. That's a good guy. It made me appreciate my friend more and the general attitude cyclist have towards each other. It is a attitude that we all need to extend beyond the cycling community and simply to those in need. I'll keep that filed under "Note to self".</p><p>After Brad dropped me off I changed out of my riding clothes and repaired the other flat tire right away. Then I took a few more minutes to clean the bike and re-lube the chain. Bikes get dirty quickly this time of year and I figured I might as well get back to 100 percent for the next ride. </p><p>As I finished up I thought all is all it was not a bad day. I was not pleased to have two flat tires, but it was still not a bad day. There is something to the whirl and hum of the ride that settles my soul. There is something about feeling the elements and becoming part of them that is satisfying. There is something good about how the repairing and tweaking and maintaining the bike so that it remains the best usable tool possible. And there is something about the people we meet along the journey.</p><p /><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/M5IlnaWeyGA" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>Enjoy The Ziegler Christmas Elf Video - Take 2</title>
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        <published>2009-12-11T21:05:09-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-11T21:05:09-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Send your own ElfYourself eCards</summary>
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        <title>Writers</title>
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        <published>2009-12-11T07:57:12-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-14T13:55:54-05:00</updated>
        <summary>The subject of writing comes up in our house fairly often. With Baby Girl home we have three writers in residence. If you overheard our conversations you would think we were the most humble bunch on the planet as we...</summary>
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            <name>The Swell Guy</name>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a73ed967970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Good Ideas" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a73ed967970b image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef0120a73ed967970b-800wi" title="Good Ideas" /></a> <br />The subject of writing comes up in our house fairly often. With Baby Girl home we have three writers in residence. If you overheard our conversations you would think we were the most humble bunch on the planet as we all claim the other two have superior writing skills.  It is almost comical.</p><p>So enough of the comedy. Once and for all, I'll take the credit where credit is due. Here goes...I am unequivocally the least of the writers in our home. While I am understandably biased, I believe <a href="http://bethanymarieziegler.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Beth</a> to be an amazing young writer who will continue to improve as she keeps writing. I would have loved to compose thought the way she can when I was in my early twenties. <a href="http://denineziegler.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Denine</a> not only writes well, but has exceptional skills with grammar, spelling, and editing. She far underestimates her ability to produce great writing. </p><p>For me, I can not tell you how many ideas I mull over and then toss on the scrap heap because I can not put them into words that make sense. The photo above illustrates my main writing technique. And there is the fact that some of the good idea pile turns out to not be such a good idea after it is completed and posted.</p><p>When I do write I have several methods and parameters that I use to help keep the writing on target. Then I run spell check because I am a terrible speller and then I look for grammar mistakes. Still, there is no guarantee that the spelling and grammar will be completely on the mark in any of my posts. </p><p>On the plus side, I am surprised with how many people check in on my blog regularly. Just about anytime I think about giving up the writing I receive a few words of encouragement. You guys are the best. You must be saints. I appreciate it. Given time, someday I may not even be a caveman anymore.</p><p>Peace, Love, and Words</p><p>Zig</p><p><em>PS: I've considered doing a regular post using a drawing to illustrate the concept. As you can tell with the illustration above, that it was a scrap heap idea.</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/0SiEiO4J_ms" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>It's a Smooth Thursday</title>
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        <published>2009-12-10T08:27:49-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-12-10T08:27:49-05:00</updated>
        <summary>'raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens' My Favorite Things In 1961 John Coltrane puts his spin on the Christmas season. Relax and enjoy this timeless classic.Preformed in Baden-Baden Germany - John Coltrane...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://swellguy.typepad.com/life_with_the_swell_guy/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><span class="description" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 12px; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; "><p><span style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; "><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n-gRS_wdI&amp;feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Coltrane" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287640152f970c image-full " src="http://swellguy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d1ea853ef01287640152f970c-800wi" title="Coltrane" /></a> <br /> </span>'raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens'</span><br /></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n-gRS_wdI&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">My Favorite Things</a></p><p>In 1961 John Coltrane puts his spin on the Christmas season. Relax and enjoy this timeless classic.</p>Preformed in Baden-Baden Germany -  John Coltrane - soprano sax, tenor sax Eric Dolphy - flute, alto sax McCoy Tyner - piano Reggie Workman - bass Elvin Jones - drums </span> </span><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LifeWithTheSwellGuy/~4/SPHMt10CW_g" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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