tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63772544291177228122024-11-01T03:38:00.578-07:00Life is crazy...My life is no exception! I have an Exeptional family and Exceptional friends!! Now my life is INSANE!! and this is why...crazysaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03220484278212242335noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377254429117722812.post-50088189659746590772011-12-01T08:25:00.001-08:002011-12-01T08:43:15.631-08:00<div align="center"> I received a wonderful little text on my phone from one of my friends the other day. It went a little like this.</div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> FRIEND: You want to make babies with me tonight?</div> <div align="center"> ME: Well as much as I love ya I have had a hysterectomy to stop that little problem from happening for me and you might want to resend this message to your husband....LMAO</div> <div align="center"> FRIEND: Oh I am so sorry&nbsp;I am so embarrassed </div> <div align="center"> ME: I am laughing my butt off and I know what you will be doing tonight "Wink Wink"</div> <div align="center"> FRIEND: I know I just hope I am not thinking about this text</div> <div align="center"> ME: Yeah cuz then you would need to name the baby Pauleen LOL </div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> She is so awesome makes me laugh I wonder if we have a baby on the way? HeHe</div> <div align="center"> </div>crazysaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03220484278212242335noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6377254429117722812.post-38007074718038543152011-11-30T19:48:00.001-08:002011-12-01T08:43:47.154-08:00<div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> So who hasn't locked the door to get some alone time with our hubby's? Well last night it back fired for me!! aaahhh!!!</div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> I remember when you needed a good old fashioned ice pick to get a door lock open...not anymore. My son decided to come knocking on the door right in the middle of my&nbsp;ME time. As i screamed GO away, I hear " You know what I can do with my helicopter blades mom?' ...and open pops my door!!!!</div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> My son is scared for life!! I&nbsp;start screaming,&nbsp;"GET OUT, SHUT THE DOOR!!" He lookes at us like what is your two's problem, "I need to talk to you mom." I don't care SHUT THE DOOR!!" He looks at the door like oh&nbsp;is this&nbsp;your prolem let me shut it for you, and then walks back in. </div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> Finally I said "What do you want?" He tells me which I still can't remember what he wanted I am still mortified!! I said, "Fine get out." We are now left alone FINALLY! </div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> These are the moments when kids look back and say eeewwww!!! Right now I am saying "Why me?"</div>crazysaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03220484278212242335noreply@blogger.com