tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400Sun, 22 Mar 2026 08:36:34 +0000jokestime passfunladysexdrunkprostiutehoneymoonShare and view your jokes,video, thoughts, pics and have a lighter/funnier moments of yr life.https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger245125en-usyesJokes,pictures,videos,images,laughterLighter moments . fun, pics, videos, jokes and .....Laughter is the best medicinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-5237330600620239703Sun, 22 Mar 2026 08:36:00 +00002026-03-22T08:36:34.324+00:00*Breaking News*: After The Massive Success Of *Dhurandhar* Part 1 & Part 2, Aditya Dhar Announced His Next Film That Will Be About A Spy Who Brings Back LPG Ships From The Strait Of Hormuz, And It Will Be Called **"Cylindhar"*😁😊🤗 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2026/03/cylindhar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-5866829275383053469Sat, 21 Mar 2026 05:06:00 +00002026-03-21T05:06:57.995+00:00A soldier ran up to a nun.  Out of breath, he asked,  "Please, may I hide under your skirt?  I'll explain later."The nun agreed.A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked,  "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"The nun replied,  "He went that way."After the Military Police ran off,  the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,  "I can't https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2026/03/iran-soldier.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2415092773467745460Sun, 25 Aug 2024 14:02:00 +00002024-08-25T15:03:11.726+01:00Sexy female voice of customer care…Gujarati ne khatar ek dabao,For English please press two…Bawa:  Sala ai toh Gujarati walao saathe na insafi che! 😭😂🤣 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2024/08/sexy-female-voice-of-customer-care-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-636797425538097925Sun, 25 Aug 2024 03:05:00 +00002024-08-25T04:05:16.813+01:00Two PARSI boys went to Paris, and found there was no hot water in the hotel's  bathroom. So they went to the reception desk and told the lady: "We want hot water for bath." Now the lady spoke very little or no English, and replied: "Je ne comprends pas." (I do not understand.) So the boys started explaining with gestures about what hot water is and what bath https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2024/08/parsi-boys-in-paris.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-8600584699425822397Mon, 15 Apr 2024 10:57:00 +00002024-04-15T11:58:13.203+01:00_*Wife😡*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"__*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_😄😄 😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷_*What a decent way to Reply!*_😝😜🤪😲😃---------------------------------_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_: 😲_What is Inflation?__*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._ _But now you are48-40-48._ https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2022/10/intelligent-answers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2671922422101991274Sun, 02 Oct 2022 04:43:00 +00002022-10-02T05:43:55.581+01:00*A Delhi Mother was lucky enough to see that all her 3 Daughters got Married in the the same year. After the Marriage she called them and told them**"Dont forget to text me your first Night experience and text it in a Code Launguage."**So....... after a week, the 1st Daughter texted and it read as**"NESCAFE"**and the next Week the 2nd Daughter texted as**"WILLS"**Thehttps://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2022/10/mother-and-3-daughters-honeymoon.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-3014454149168564489Sat, 01 Oct 2022 09:17:00 +00002022-10-01T10:17:32.137+01:00Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain... Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se...Chaman : Kya re ? https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2022/10/chanan-bhai-ki-area-lafada-nuko.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2902872211039906119Sat, 13 Feb 2021 07:37:00 +00002021-02-13T07:37:30.471+00:00During sex,   A PAKISTANI  suddenly stops and remains motionless. He then starts again and after some time stops to remain motionless once again. This goes on for quite some time.Wife:  BHENCHOD.... BSDK  What the hell are you doing? PAKISTANI  : I have seen this new technique on an internet porn site... Pakistani  Wife : Chutiya....... it is due to Buffering and slow Internet & NOT new https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2021/02/pakistani-sex.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2432359827679752610Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:32:00 +00002018-04-18T13:33:06.065+01:00Officer: Madam I need to complete this form...What is your husbands age, n what is your age?Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 and I was only 18.Now he is 50 yrs old that is double....so accordingly I am 36...The officer is still calculating https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2018/04/madams-age.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-6315443098152800824Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:32:00 +00002017-11-28T14:32:56.841+00:00A Lady goes on a vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man & after a night of passionate love making, She asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black  man says. Every night they met & every night, she would ask him what his name was & he would always respond the same, he can't tell her. On her last  night, there she asked him https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/11/snow-in-jamaica.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-6246329527842936311Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:29:00 +00002017-11-28T14:29:35.945+00:00A Doctor returns to clinic after a day Off & asks his Sardar compounder about Patients.Doctor: how did it go.Sardar: 1st had headacheI gave SARIDONDr: OkSardar: 2nd had runnin nose & I gave him COLDARINImpressed Dr: GoodSardar: 3rd was a Lady.She Took-Off her Clothes, climbed nude on the Bed. Opened her Legs & yelled"Help me, for 5 years I have not SEEN a Man"Excited Dr: https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/11/sardar-doctor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-498220830821554855Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:26:00 +00002017-11-28T14:26:16.009+00:00Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their  placements sir?"M.D: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:-1)  If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.2)  If they are re-counting https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/11/management-gyan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-4098908983065014484Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:22:00 +00002017-11-28T14:22:29.312+00:00AFTER SEX.....Boy: Thanks love I had a nice time...Girl: Me too hun..... but why didn't you tellme you had a "small" guitar?Boy: It's because I didn't know I was going to perform in a "community hall 😂😂 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/11/after-sex.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-3426330655010699194Thu, 17 Aug 2017 17:24:00 +00002017-08-17T18:24:23.071+01:00While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP r fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.Woman immediately started taking off her jeans..Doc shocked said:"No! No! Plz put on ur clothes. Just show me your tongue..."😝 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/08/gets-ladies-into-trouble.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-892962323142497525Tue, 01 Aug 2017 17:31:00 +00002017-08-01T18:31:43.049+01:00Sunny Leone: "Oh, its so hot here. Would love to lie down under a fan".The Enthusiastic man: "Madam, I am a big fan of yours" 😂 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/08/fan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-5778814588859189886Tue, 18 Jul 2017 11:31:00 +00002017-07-18T12:31:56.625+01:00Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A,you will find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW.....get out of the lift, you will find my flat on left....hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I get the door for you..."Boyfriend says,"Dear, that seems easy but why am I hitting  buttons with myhttps://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/07/girls-will-be-girls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-996760356471158194Tue, 18 Jul 2017 11:25:00 +00002017-07-18T12:25:47.626+01:00Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.Me: Why not just throw it in the trash?Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.Me: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.And that's when the fight started... 🤓 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/07/fight.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-1247611442588067885Tue, 18 Jul 2017 11:24:00 +00002017-07-18T12:24:56.559+01:00Child: Mummy, At what age I may not need your permission to go out and enjoy with my friends ?.A very heart touching reply from the mother'My child, Even your father hasn't reached that age."😃😃😃😃😃 https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/07/age.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-7875080400975627916Tue, 18 Jul 2017 11:23:00 +00002017-07-18T12:23:40.723+01:00The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase."What happened ?" she asks anxiously."What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our bedroom! Thishttps://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/07/mother-in-laws-explanation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2138635440636478598Fri, 09 Jun 2017 15:19:00 +00002017-06-09T16:20:01.308+01:002 Tamil Bhrahmin men get onto a Bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:"Emma cums first. Den I cum. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more! 2 asses, they cum 2gether again. I cum again and pee twice.Then I cum one lasta time.&https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/06/2-tamil-brahmins.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-8806379619583815072Sat, 27 May 2017 14:52:00 +00002017-05-27T15:52:44.100+01:00A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.Dr Rustom  advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months!To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she hadforgotten her https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/05/drrustom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-3564203784172173992Fri, 26 May 2017 11:37:00 +00002017-05-26T12:37:52.793+01:00A journalist goes to Afganistan for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our https://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/05/a-sad-story.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-2124017240624827086Wed, 24 May 2017 12:16:00 +00002017-05-24T13:16:24.081+01:00An Irishman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says ..."Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talkinghttps://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/05/irishman.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295061012562945400.post-3047978141185254563Wed, 24 May 2017 12:15:00 +00002017-05-24T13:15:29.359+01:00lady to rikshwalla :" under tak jaayega?"rikshawalla :"bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo...."🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎Dudhwala 🍼Continuously Ringing Door Bell.🔔Lady💆 from Inside:Bhaiya👴 kitna Dabaoge✊✊,Ab bas bhi karo.Tumse accha To Paperwala📰👨 hai;Chupchap 😉Neeche se Daal Deta hai.🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎Mosthttps://jokesaday.blogspot.com/2017/05/best-double-meaning-joke-in-hindi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0