A product is finally available for ladies that insist on stuffing all their belongings in their bra just so they don’t have to carry a purse.  The CLEAVAGE CADDY (yes, you heard that) is an insert for your bra that features a number of pockets and compartments that can hold practically anything and everything.

They say it’s discreet, but I don’t think there’s anything discreet about a lumpy boob in the shape of a phone …and notepad …and loose change …and a pencil!

I use this mask once a week.  It’s a conditioning clay mask From a Botanics line from Boots.  I absolutely love the texture it gives my face after I use it.  The consistency is a bit runnier than the average clay mask.  It NEEDS to be shaken before you use it …just a little note to those who don’t read directions beforehand.  Because it’s thinner on, it takes less time to dry and it’s super easy to wash off.  Plus, you get to walk around your home looking like the out-of-the-mud scene from Apocalypse Now!  It’s around $8.99 and considering you won’t be using it daily and a little goes a long way …it’s a bargain!

My VERY favorite mask was Freeman’s avocado and oatmeal.  It was absolute perfection (and around four bucks …and over twice the amount of product!) Evidently nobody else discovered it because I don’t really see it around on the shelves anymore.  You can still buy it easily online, but it’s not really worth the hassle with this good substitute in the store.

Check out this audio tape of a message a Texas woman left her local newstation when they interrupted…well, just don’t interrupt this broad’s stories that’s all I’m gonna say.  Just lovely.

Do you know who else was anxiously awaiting to see the gleetastic take on GaGa?

GaGa!

Yesterday, GaGa mentioned how excited she was to see her music incorporated into the show. She said:

“I love Glee. I love the cast and the creativity of the writers. I went to a musical theatre school, and used to dream that someday the students would be singing my songs. Can’t wait for “Bad Romance” + “Poker Face” in Glee fashion!”

Poker Face was beautiful and the costumes in Bad Romance were pretty spot on!  What did she think?  Well, according to her Twitter:

GLEE WAS SO AMAZING! AH!!!!

Yeah, pretty much.

Family Guy has created an amusing campaign for their Emmy mailer this year.

Peter Griffin takes the cover emulating the Oscar-nominated flick, Precious. The tagline reads, “Vote for us or you’re racist.”

Other tag lines included in the packet:

“Family Guy – written by 8 WASPS, 6 Jews, 2 Asian and 1 Gay.

We peaked 3 years ago, so by your logic we should get an Emmy now

You have to vote for us — we did a holocaust episode

Family Guy with Tina Fey… Not really, we just want an Emmy”

Ha! Wait.  How have they NOT been showered in Emmys yet?! SOMEONE FIX THIS!  At least give them a cookie for the clever marketing campaign!

As of tomorrow, Tim Burton’s 3D, Disney-collaborated flick , Alice in Wonderland, will become the sixth movie to make $1 billion in worldwide box-office sales.  Though the movie is set to come out on DVD next week, Alice is still being show in the theaters across the world, racking in more than $667 million internationally.

Wow.  I didn’t really see that happening!  I mean, I knew it was doing well …but I guess I’m a little surprised.  Based off of word of mouth opinions not being favorable in general …I suppose it surprises me it did THAT well!  Then again, the Transformers movies suck and “do well”  …so that just goes to show how it’s a rather subjective issue.  It’s quite an impressive fete, congrats.

Also, this will be the second billion dollar flick for both Disney and Johnny Depp, with Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest having made $1.07 billion at its launch.

It’s just what famous folks do to validate their relationships and attempt to make themselves relevant again to the rest of us!  Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor Marc Anthony will be celebrating their sixth wedding anniversary by renewing their vows in a big ceremony on June 5 at their Hidden Hills, California estate.

The two of them married in 2004 and renewed their vows once again in 2008.  Yeah.

6 years IS a long time …especially for a woman who has been through her share of marriages/engagements only to end up with a guy who left his other wife (and kid) for her …good ones guys, thanks for reminding us you’re still around …now go away.

If there was EVER an episode of Glee not to be missed.  It’d be tonight’s episode.  The theme is “theatricality” but really it’s an homage to GaGa.  The cast has even been outfitted by Haus of GaGa.  I’ve seen the costumes, beautiful replicas.  I’ve heard some of the music (Glee good, but I’m always going to be partial to the original).  It’s going to be a really good time.  I cannot wait.   No seriously, can’t wait.  It’s gonna be so goooood! (I proceed to squeal like a teenager).