Limerick Coop

What do I do with all these chickens?

noreply@blogger.com (Mike) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:09:00 +0000

I'm keeping the chickens I make
Not for them, but for my own sake
If I let them free
They'd attack me
My only defence is this rake

noreply@blogger.com (Mike) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:20:00 +0000

The day manifestations began
I developed a craving for ham,
raw meat and black pud,
and things caught in the wood.
It seems I'm becoming Wolfman.

noreply@blogger.com (Mike) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:46:00 +0000

My name is Deci-eggs-imate,
One that people are starting to hate.
On a touch one in ten,
Are turned into hens,
A sad and statistical fate.