tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85003892461596343972024-09-13T14:15:11.643+01:00A collection of the most ineptly written limericks you will find anywhere in the Blogosphere.Ryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8500389246159634397.post-89450904786365151472010-12-18T19:00:00.000+00:002010-12-18T19:15:25.349+00:00A young snooker player named Smalls<br />Was touring the shops and the malls<br />Playing a shot with deep screw<br />He slipped on his cue<br />And now he's got black & blue ballsRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8500389246159634397.post-85731348034972638962010-12-09T00:00:00.000+00:002010-12-09T00:58:03.542+00:00My car is stuck in the snow<br />10 miles from the nearest chateau<br />I'm stranded here<br />Without any beer<br />Freezing from head to toeRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8500389246159634397.post-73094878584808695242010-12-03T16:43:00.000+00:002010-12-03T17:34:20.756+00:00There was a old gangster named Bob<br />He carried out hits for the mob<br />But his bullets, they missed<br />As he was always so pissed<br />Will someone give this old drunk a job?<br /><br />OK your turn now, I'll start you off with the first line -<br /><br />There was a old gangster named BobRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8500389246159634397.post-34717496230654925282010-11-27T15:00:00.000+00:002010-11-27T15:41:39.167+00:00I know you can beat this effort.<br /><br />There once was a dumbass named Ryan<br />Penning a blog, he was trying<br />Couldn't think what to write<br />His limericks were shite<br />His face was all wet by the crying<br /><br />OK your turn now, I'll start you off with the first line -<br /><br />There once was a dumbass named RyanRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08682357133636381359noreply@blogger.com0