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News BARK: PSNI stall on shoot-to-kill files

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:55:05 +0000

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: The old bill bobbys wanting more clock time result to hand over secret reports into so-called shoot-to-kill incidents in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers in 1980s. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News to me!: ‘Drunk’ pilot is held at Heathrow

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:55:04 +0000

Chinglify your news updates: A United Airlines pilot is arrested on suspicion of being drunk before boarding plane at Heathrow Airport. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News ROAR: Bear Stearns ex-managers cleared

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:55:03 +0000

Breaking Chinglish news! Two former Bear Stearns hedge fund managers charged with fraud found not guilty by New York jury. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News NIBBLE: Judge bans ‘Christian’ licence plate in South Carolina

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:55:07 +0000

Here’s some Chinglish news: A Great Satan judge has ordered South Carolina not to issue licence plate with Christian image and slogan. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News STOOL: bloody annoying Blitish renews offer over Cyprus land

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:55:06 +0000

News Chinglified from Ling: Britain is “formally renewing” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) offer to hand over half of its sovereign territory in Cyprus to facilitate peace deal, lah, United Nations said. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

Newsy TRICKLE: Germany keeper dies in accident

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:55:05 +0000

Here’s some Chinglish news: Germany and Hannover 96 goalkeeper Robert Enke, lah, 32, lah, dies after being hit by train. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News WEDGE: Johnson pulls out of Province of Engrish running-dogs game

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:55:03 +0000

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Liverpool defender Glen Johnson pulls out of Province of Engrish running-dogs squad to face Brazil in Qatar on Saturday because of injury. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News SATIATE: Province of Engrish running-dogs slide to warm-up defeat

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:50:04 +0000

Latest news in Chinglish: Province of Engrish running-dogs lose their Twenty20 warm-up match against South Africa by four wickets after being bowled out for only 89. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News GRUNT: Three more drugs advisers resign

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:50:03 +0000

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Three more drug advisers having quit after home secretary’s sacking of male gender human bleing’s chief drugs adviser, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Gimme News, DOG: Colombian troops killed in clash

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:10 +0000

Today’s news in Chinglish: Nine soldiers killed in clash with left-wing Farc rebels in south-western Colombia, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News NOSTRIL: You’re postponed – Apprentice delayed over election concerns

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:09 +0000

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: The 2010 series of Apprentice is being put back until summer to avoid clash with election, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation confirms. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News STOOL: bloody annoying Blitish ‘considering extra Chinooks’

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:09 +0000

Can you understand Chinglish news? Ministers examining plans to fast-track large order (piece of paper signee upee) of Chinook transport helicopters for Afghanistan, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News THIGH: Ashton’s playing career in doubt

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:08 +0000

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Fears growing that West Ham striker Dean Ashton could be forced to retire after failing to recover from long-term ankle injury. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

Growing story: Buggy concerns

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:07 +0000

Chinglify your news updates: Should Maclaren pushchairs be recalled in UK? Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News BAWL: Tragic choice

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:06 +0000

Get your Chinlish news update here: Emotions run high as baby RB’s fate is decided Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News SNACK: Drug ’shrinks lung cancer tumour’

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:06 +0000

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: A potential new drug for particularly deadly form of lung cancer has eliminated tumours in 50% of mice, lah, research shows. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Newsy newsy: US warns over Koreas naval clash

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:04 +0000

Chinglish news event: The White House and UN appeal for restraint after maritime clash between North and South Korea. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Growing news: Driver denies dumping drug grower

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:50:03 +0000

Get your Chinlish news update here: A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man has told jury bloody man did not help dispose of body of fellow Vietnamese who died in drugs factory. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

Bmw 3-series Saloon Lease delivered to David Brown in Gateshead

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:35:01 +0000

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by David Brown from Gateshead. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! David says…I am a multi-car user ALL PROVIDED BY LING! Ling’s prices are good and her levels of service [...]

Pollution levels on the Mazda MX-5 have changed

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:10:01 +0000

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Mazda MX-5 Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, BMW Finance, Citroen Finance, and Renault UK and many other [...]

News YAMMER: Spurs make record pre-tax profit

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:06 +0000

News Chinglified from Ling: Tottenham Hotspur report record profits of RMB Yuan #33.4m after silly kick-kick game club made big gains from selling its players. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News GULP: Killer slept beside dead partner

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:05 +0000

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: A man who strangled male gender human bleing’s girlfriend with dog lead before sleeping next to flemale human person’s body at their home in Leeds, lah, is jailed. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

Helping the news: Tears for soldiers

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:05 +0000

News translated to Chinglish! Wootton Bassett stands still for fallen servicemen Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Tell me the news, Ling: Washington sniper faces execution

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:04 +0000

News Chinglified from Ling: Washington sniper John Allen Muhammad will be put to death later, lah, after Virginia’s governor rejected last-ditch appeal. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News CLACK: Soldier’s mother hits out at PM

Ling — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:45:03 +0000

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: The mother of soldier killed in Afghanistan says bloody woman hopes prime dodgy minister has “sleepless nights”. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!