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Blakeing news: Chile volcano ash cloud spreads

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:44:07 +0000

Breaking Chinglish news! Chilean authorities extend evacuation area and flights remain grounded in southern Chile and Argentina after volcanic eruption. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News storly: Branching out – pitch-sized tree sets bloody annoying Blitish record

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:43:04 +0000

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! A tree size of silly kick-kick game pitch in Wiltshire is identified as “most spreading” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tree in UK. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News CAT: Live – Lopez v Roddick

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:42:04 +0000

Today’s news in Chinglish: Andy Roddick begins male gender human bleing’s pursuit of record fifth title at Queen’s with second-round match against Feliciano Lopez Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Growing news: Officers to question wounded man

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:41:04 +0000

News Chinglified from Ling: old bill bobbys waiting to question man over deaths of mother and flemale human person’s young daughter in shooting incident in Braintree, lah, Essex. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News HORSE: Croatia nears EU finishing line

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:40:04 +0000

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Croatia is now close to wrapping up its EU entry talks and is on course to become 28th member state in 2013. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News FANNY: News of World apology for Miller

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:39:04 +0000

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The News of World owner formally apologises in court to actress Sienna Miller for hacking into several of flemale human person’s mobile phones. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News BAWL: RSA offers to replace ID tokens

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:38:05 +0000

Get your Chinlish news update here: RSA has offered to replace 40 million SecurID tokens in circulation following hack attack. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

Kia Picanto Leasing Cheap £138.00 inc VAT

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:36:56 +0000

I have just uploaded a new Kia Picanto cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New Kia Picanto 1.0 i 12v (61bhp) 1 Hatchback 5dr 999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £138.00 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Ford Fiesta Lease delivered to Rollo Davies in Swanscombe

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:12:01 +0000

Visit my full letters page click here My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1535 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Rollo Davies wrote this one: Rollo says…I’ve never experienced such a friendly [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Toyota Aygo

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:10:02 +0000

Looking at my records, the Toyota Aygo 1.0 VVT i 12v (67bhp) Blue Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Toyota to this update! This is very difficult for some people to control because of the [...]

Newsy TRICKLE: Beaulieu : SUMMER FUN FOR ALL FAMILY AT BEAULIEU 16TH July damn hot-hot month ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!! 4TH SEPTEMBER 2011

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:08:04 +0000

Here’s some Chinglish news: Come to Beaulieu this summer and enjoy great day out at one of South?s favourite attractions with lots for all family to see and do. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

LingNews: good boiled chicken-feetwood Motor Circuit : Jagluar E-TYPE 50th ANNIVERSARY INSTALLATION BEGINS TO TAKE SHAPE AT velly damn good boiled chicken-feetWOOD ONE MONTH AHEAD OF 2011 FESTIVAL OF SPEED

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:07:04 +0000

Read the news in Chinglish: After much hard work and planning, lah, in just four weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) clock time result velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood will end speculation and reavealingly showing Great Satan its much-anticipated central feature art installation for [...]

Glowing report: Castrol Rondla SBK : CASTROL Rondla SBK MISANO – VIDEO PREVIEW

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:06:04 +0000

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Following this morning’s preview release for round six? of 2011 World Superbike championship at Misano in Italy, lah, Castrol Rondla team is delighted to offer you tellibly lovely custlingmer this video preview of event. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News GUZZLE: Ducati : DUCATI bloody annoying Blitish ANNOUNCE ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!1000 VOUCHER PROMOTION FOR 1198 AND 1198SP

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:05:04 +0000

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Ducati bloody annoying Blitish has launched new superbike promotion that will enable those purchasing new 1198 or 1198SP model between June-mber month 1st and rainy coldddd month August 31st to receive ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!1,000 voucher to spend in-store, lah, on [...]

News RAT: RAC Future LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine Challenge : FORCES CHARITY HELP FOR HEROES IS BENEFICIARY OF RAC FUTURE LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine CHALLENGE 2011

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:04:04 +0000

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Each year Royal Automobile Club?s world famous London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Veteran LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine Run supports Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal and has therefore – selected Forces charity, lah, Help for Heroes, lah, as beneficiary… Visit to see more News [...]

News stoly: Bluebird : BLUEBIRD LAND SPEED RECORD TEAM NEED YOU?

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:03:06 +0000

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! History will repeat itself on Saturday 2 July damn hot-hot month and Sunday 3 July damn hot-hot month at Pendine Sands, lah, Carmarthenshire, lah, when Don Wales, lah, grandson of Sir Malcolm Campbell MBE, lah, will attempt to set speed records in male gender human bleing’s [...]

News bleat: Frog-skin drug could treat cancer

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:47:04 +0000

Get your Chinlish news update here: Scientists at Queen’s University having received award for their work on frog skins which could lead to treatments for over 70 major diseases. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Growing story: Money v making stuff

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:46:05 +0000

Chinglish news event: Should Britain bid farewell to golden eggs of banking? Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

Blakeing news: Blast hurts Moldovan tennis chief

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:45:04 +0000

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Moldovan tennis federation chief Igor Turcan is badly hurtee-hurtee in LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine explosion near organisation’s headquarters in capital Chisinau. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News FANNY: Australian sues over UAE jailing

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:44:04 +0000

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: An Australian woman sues flemale human person’s government, lah, claiming consular officials gave flemale human person’s bad advice when bloody woman was in trouble in UAE which led to flemale human person’s being jailed. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News HORSE: ‘Sexsomnia’ man jailed for abuse

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:43:05 +0000

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A financial adviser from Fife who claimed bloody man suffered from sleep disorder is jailed for sexually abusing two girls. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News from Ling: Jones’ royal opening ‘shun’ anger

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:42:04 +0000

Read the news in Chinglish: Plaid Cymru leader Ieuan Wyn Jones is called “disrespectful” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for being on holiday during assembly’s royal opening. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News BELLOW: Cable burns man ‘unrecognisable’

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:41:04 +0000

Today’s news in Chinglish: A self-confessed thief who was badly burned trying to steal power cables said male gender human bleing’s injuries were so bad male gender human bleing’s daughter did not recognise him. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

Newsy newsy: EU sets e. What the hell I mean??!! coli aid at 150m euros

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:40:04 +0000

Breaking Chinglish news! The European Commission proposes 150m euro (?134m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! aid package to help EU salad farmers hit by current e. What the hell I mean??!! coli outbreak. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Newsy TRICKLE: Murders tribunal met with IRA men

Ling — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:39:05 +0000

Here’s some Chinglish news: A tribunal into murder of two RUC officers has been told that its legal team has held face-to face meeting with three former members of Provisional IRA. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!