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Video Of The Week:

2008-07-24T14:13:00.002-04:00

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-24T12:28:00.000-04:00

You Like Me, You Really Like Me!

2008-07-24T12:02:00.003-04:00

The picture above of Christian Bale has nothing to do with the post, but hopefully it makes you feel as good as I feel. Plus, hello, it's hot-ass Christian Bale. Is anyone complaining? I think not.

The delicious Blicious has awarded me a Brillante Award! Yay! I am now eligible to eat the Burger King Steakhouse burger. Actually, I think I'll pass on that one, since I fucking hate onions.

I would like to thank Coco, for being a constant source of inspiration. Especially when she either gets naked or has a camel toe. I'd also like to thank Amy Winehouse for making me appreciate my good skin and hair. I also want to thank Chris Crocker, for making my mother actually interested in something I do, being that she has a girl-crush on him (don't even get me started) and asks me what he's up to on a daily basis. And I want to thank you bitches. Because you laugh at my ridiculous jokes. LOVE YOU!

Oh and of course:

And now for the tagged. I'd like to tag all of you, but since I have to narrow it down to seven, I'm naming the following blogs:

Just Kiss 'N Makeup, Mahalo Fashion, Coco's Tea Party, Secretista, Beauty Logic, Gorgeous Footsteps in the Sand, and Wendy Brandes Jewelry.

So you guys go ahead and thank moi for your fabulous award, tag seven other lucky bitches, comment them to let them know of the tagging and fantasize about doing the dirty talk sex with Christian Bale. Ok, the last one isn't required but it damn well should be.

Not My Batman!!!

2008-07-22T10:44:00.002-04:00

And future baby daddy. Christian Bale turned himself in to police yesterday after his mother and sister filed an assault complaint against him. They filed the complaint yesterday saying he assaulted them on Sunday. The police didn't question him immediately because of the Batman premiere. Christian later turned himself in and is still being held for questioning.

If this is true, that's fucked up. I've been beat up by my brother (sad, but true) and it's not pretty. On the other hand assault isn't battery. Not that I'm saying it's acceptable, though. And since we don't know what happened, I'm reserving judgement until later.

Here's some picture of Christian and his wife at the London premiere of The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever.

Who Came Out On Top?

2008-07-20T16:22:00.003-04:00

Duh. The Dark Knight made 155 million dollars this weekend. Damn. It was followed by Mamma Mia, which wasn't as good as I'd hoped, Hancock, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Hellboy II. I saw The Dark Knight again. Ugh, so good. So worth the forty bucks I've spent in tickets/popcorn/drinks.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

2008-07-18T15:29:00.002-04:00

Khloe gets booked: Celebslam

Venus looking good: YISIAW

The Chi-Chi's are free!: INO.

Saddest news of the day: Mollygood

Too bad for Lance and Jake: Celebitchy

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

2008-07-18T15:23:00.003-04:00

Well, since I've already seen The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever, I really want to see Mamma Mia. Even though I heard it really sucked.

Bitch, Please

2008-07-18T15:11:00.002-04:00

Aint nobody hatin' you. Actually, you know what, i do envy you. You get to be around when Mariah has a meltdown due to the fact that there's no more Hello Kitty bandages. That shit has to be entertainment gold.

Here's more of the happily married couple (lmfao) leaving Nobu in Malibu yesterday.

Bull-Fucking-Shit

2008-07-18T15:03:00.002-04:00

What kind of fuckery was that? UGH. This movie is going to fail.

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-18T14:59:00.001-04:00

Movie Of The Week:

2008-07-18T14:39:00.005-04:00

Would there really be any other? Honestly though, it surpassed all of the hype.

The Watchmen Trailer

2008-07-18T14:33:00.001-04:00

How fucking amazing does this movie look. I loved the novel so I can't wait to see this. Ugh, 2009.

Terminator Salvation Trailer

2008-07-18T14:30:00.003-04:00

The only reason I'm posting this is because of Christian Bale. I've never seen a Terminator movie, but I'm definitely seeing this one. I wonder if I have to see the other ones first?

Video Of The Week:

2008-07-18T13:18:00.001-04:00

Song Of The Day:

2008-07-18T12:40:00.002-04:00

Secret by Maroon 5. The song can be found on their album, Songs About Jane.

New Jordan Interview

2008-07-18T12:38:00.002-04:00

Such a classy bitch. Love her.

Custody Battle Over

2008-07-18T12:12:00.002-04:00

Brit-tit and K-Fed have settled their custody battle. Kevin still has full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, while Britney gets two days and one overnight visitations a week.

I'm glad it's over, at least for the kids.

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New Robin Thicke Video

2008-07-18T12:11:00.001-04:00

Here's the video for his song Magic. I really like it. Mostly because he's fucking gorgeous, though.

Violet 2.0

2008-07-18T11:54:00.002-04:00

Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner's Alias co-star and the guy who officiated Bennifer 2.0's wedding, has confirmed that Jennifer is indeed pregnant.

"Yes, she is. She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."

Congrats to Ben and Jen! Hopefully they have a boy just as cute as Violet.

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Besitos Por La Mañana

2008-07-18T10:41:00.002-04:00

Julie met Mr. J!!: JQ Lounge

I need the electroflash collection: Clumps Of Mascara

Banned!: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Boring's style: SICK.

Celeb look-a-likes: Glorious Nonsense

Wisdom teeth suck: Mahalo Fashion

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-17T16:30:00.000-04:00

I Just Like It Because Elisabeth Cries

2008-07-17T15:40:00.003-04:00

Even though I agree with her. The bitches on the view had a hissy fit about using the N-word and Elisabeth started crying. This is probably the only time I've ever kind of agreed with her, but why does she always cry when things aren't going her way in a discussion?

Only In Florida

2008-07-17T14:57:00.002-04:00

Remember that hilarious game they played (play?) on Loveline, Florida or Germany? Good times.

This beauty was erected in Orlando. Classy, isn't it. I rarely talk about politics on here so I'm not really going to start with this, but seriously. How fucking stupid can people get. I'm not even going to the website to ~investigate~.

Britney Covers Eminem

2008-07-17T14:50:00.002-04:00

I'm not sure if this is a real demo or not, but this shit needs to get released. Apparently it's Britney covering Eminiem's Hailie's Song. Which is totally appropriate, given some of the lyrics.

Click Play below to check it out.

VIA ONTD

New Lily Allen Song

2008-07-17T14:45:00.002-04:00

Seriously, I'm loving all of the new stuff she's posted on her myspace. This one is called Who’d Of Known. Unfortunately this song won't be on the new album because she "ripped off the chorus from take that and i can't be bothered with the paperwork."

I can't wait for her new album.

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