List-Man and the Review

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2012-08-15T19:45:00.001-07:00

MEMO!!!!!!!!!!

2012-08-15T05:38:00.001-07:00

Today I feel like throwing the floor open to you guys. If you have an idea for a List, I wanna hear it! Or if you have no idea.....For heaven sake there is a poll for you to vote. VOTE......People ask me to do these things and then they just leave it...... huh.

Anyhow.......It is your day......go Nucking Futs!

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2012-08-13T20:28:00.001-07:00

Top 10 Gadgets and other technological breakthroughs that have ever existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-08-12T23:51:00.002-07:00

10. Toaster- Since the dawn of time technology has been the stage where we as humans battle for the control of fire, I meant that both literately and figuratively. Now here we have an ultimate expression of our victory.... Can you imagine a world without toast? It would be very hard to imagine. Some people dont know how to cook, but with a toaster, they have a hot meal every night!

9. Pager- They deserve a mention because pagers were huge in their day. They are redundant nowadays, but this was a must have for any 80's high flying Business person......Who of you remembers the numerical text codes?

8. Teabag- Dont poo poo it, tea won Britain the biggest empire in the world. OK, well not tea, It was more the oppression of any local population that were in their way and the exploitation of natural resources........Lets stick with the romantic view though please. For century's tea had to be enjoyed with little annoying bits of tea debris getting between your teeth. Then in 1904 we made the great leap forward......And the design has not nor ever needed to change since. Now if that's not good technology than I dont know what is!

7. Radio- You can talk about Mp3 players or the iPod all you want. It all started with the Radio.

6. MP3- And now I will talk about the Mp3 because it is one of the greatest inventions of the 21 century. Apart from the genius of compressing audio files into a tiny format. Mp3's changed the course of technological history, let me explain. If we did not have the Mp3 we would of never have had Itunes, which means we would of never have had the iPod. Which means that we would of never have had the iPhone, which means that we would of never have had the kindle, which means that we would of never have had the iPad.

5. Nintendo Entertainment System- This gave us so many things. Donkey Kong, Kirby......Mario!!!!!! And finally it gave us all the modern gaming consoles that we have today.

4. iPod- What makes the iPod so dam cool. There were other Mp3 players out there that offered the same basic thing for much less dosh. Is it the sleek design? Or the fact that you can make play lists and download apps? Was it because it was the smallest player out there? What about all the little add ons? It was all of these things coupled with the amazement of it being so dam tiny and offering so dam much.

3. Television- Who would argue against the virtues of TV. An Amish person probably, but that is not my point. TV is were we learnt about sex, it babysat for our parents. It entertained us on weekends and after school. And it was our only friend in high school.......Shut up, dont pity me! And its is still there, ahhhh TV is great!

2. Personal Computer- Having a PC is allot like having a second room. No, its a tangible representation of your own mind. Your photo's(memories) are on there, Private Notes(thoughts), Email(mouth) and movies or games(imagination). They are all there. If our civilisation was to be studied in the future by some advanced race of people, than those people would go straight for our hard drives.

1. Internet- There has never been a more perfect invention than the internet. It gave us the power back! everyday people now, if they so wish, can go on the internet and tap up some stupid blog to share there fucked thoughts..... Shopaholics can ruin themselves by purchasing.....just about anything they want. Friends can speak to other friends on two different ends of the world. Some can even find sexual gratification.......Now that is power. The internet is one of those things that you did not know you needed till you started using it.

MEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW Listen up

2012-08-10T22:59:00.002-07:00

I am having a break this weekend, you see I need to get the creative juices pumping to come up with these golden lists everyday......I did put up a voting poll were people could vote on the next list, but I suppose asking people to interact is to much to ask these days. To date two people have come forward with suggestions and for that I salute you!!!!! you two know who you are...... Anyway, so I need this weekend to think about good topics to List. Dont look at me like that( I say wagging my finger), You brought this on yourselves. If you had just left a few helpful suggestions......Only joking, all of you rock. Because of you I am averaging 100 page views a week, which I think is pretty cool. Pat, pat, pat, pat.........That is your pat on the shoulder people. OK, soooooooooo, I will see you on Monday I suppose.

Top 10 movie soundtracks ever!!!!!

2012-08-10T01:46:00.000-07:00

10. Last of the Mohicans- A stunning soundtrack indeed and a very strong one to start this list with. I dont have this one on my iPod yet, but just re listening to it makes me want to download it right now.

9. The Social Network- Cool, refreshing and easy, is how I would describe this soundtrack. It sounds weird but it makes you think of the internet.......which made it tie in perfectly with the plot of the movie.

8. Jurassic park- Just recently decided to like this soundtrack. It is a beautiful score that makes you feel like your in the middle of an epic event. Starts off slow than builds steadily to a crescendo.....Love that! Does get repetitive though.

7. Gladiator- A great soundtrack wow! The composers, who I will not reveal for the reason that I do not want to spoil a later list, Really did a wonderful job.....This track takes you straight back to imperial Rome.

6. Waterloo- Another of the truly great transporting soundtracks. Just listening to this track you are made aware that a great gamble is about to take place, and yet it gives you the foresight of knowing that the gamble was not a success.

5. The island- Odyssey, that's what this movie was about.....and that's what the soundtrack delivered . It was also used in Elizabeth: the golden age.....but only in the trailor

4. Inception- Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this movie, but honestly sometimes I re-watch it just for the soundtrack. It was crazy good. Calm, frantic, soft, loud, soothing and shocking. And amazingly it accomplished all of this a the same time!

3. Indiana Jones- The soundtrack that every frustrated Archaeologist plays in his head while dusting the remnants of a Ming period vase with a toothbrush......Keep the dream burning bright boys and girls!!!!!!

2. Star wars- Listen how could this not get either number 1 or number 2 spot on my list. This goes back to the golden age of cinema......The minute you heard this theme in the theatre, your pulse starts to race.

1. Lord of the rings- What can I say? In order for a film to be a classic you need a great director, check, a great cast, check, a great script, check, and a great soundtrack........ Double fucking check!!!!!!

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2012-08-08T22:05:00.001-07:00

Top ten Historical conundrums , that still puzzle experts today!!!!

2012-08-08T01:39:00.000-07:00

10. Atlantis- Everyone has heard of Atlantis, But did it actually exist? Sceptics would say no, I however would be very quick to remind them that up until 1879 the city of Troy was believed to be a creation of legend. There are lots of theories floating around about were Atlantis could of been, Santorini, is these days considered the most likely site.

9. Harappan Civilisation- Or the Indus valley Civilisation......The earliest Civilisation that was in India, maybe the earliest Civilisation in the World. Pioneers in Drainage and Brick building. They just disappeared and no one rightly knows why? The very few text that they did leave behind are also no help to us, as there Language is not directly related to any language on earth.....There are more people on the earth that can speak Aramaic, than there are who could speak the Harappan Language.

8. Why did Attila never attack the city of Rome?- Attila the Hun ran rampart through the Roman empire, he came within striking distance of Rome, but turned back after a meeting with the then pope Leo 1. Why? Was he paid off? I dont think so, at that point in his life he was far richer than even the Roman emperor...... Or was it mercy for a city already falling and suffering the effects of a cataclysmic drought? Equally unlikely, but who knows?

7. Where is Genghis Khan buried?- He had over a thousand people in his funeral procession, but all were murdered or committed suicide to keep the location a secret......even the baggage horses were killed.

6. Jimmy Hoffa- One of the most powerful labour union leaders in america, A man said to of been linked with the Mob......Just disappeared. No body, no explanation. There are so many theories about what became of him, but no body know.

5. Lost Roman Legion- After The Parthians defeated the Romans at the Battle of Carrhae,new theories have it that the Parthians sold Roman POW's as slaves to the Chinese Han dynasty.....Is it true? Well we could find out in the next few years in fact. A small town near the Gobi desert called Liqian has residents that claim to be of Roman decent....Liqian actually Translates as Rome in the local dialect. I think that maybe these peoples genetic heritage is more related to the Tarim mummies(2000 year old Caucasian mummies found in china). It is interesting though.Genetic testing is currently under way.

4. Who the hell was Jack the Ripper- The first publicised serial killer and we are no closer to knowing his identity then we are to colonising space. There is a suspect list a mile wide....but who was he?.....or she?

3. The Sea Peoples- They came out of the sea in the late Bronze age, They destroyed the Hittite Empire, who were one of the two world super powers of the day. Then they fought with the Egyptians.....then they Vanished! No one knows where they came from, no one knows were they went. Were they displaced Minoan Refugees escaping the destruction of the Minoan civilisation? Or where they migrating Indo- Europeans?.........No one knows.

2. Chinese Treasure fleets- We know that Ming dynasty China did explore most of the Indian ocean, but did they reach the Americas? And did a Chinese Treasure feet reach Italy and spark off the Renaissance? Most Historians say Nay......But I think even with the little evidence there is, it does make for a compelling argument.

1. The Socratic Problem- Socrates was a real person.....But he left non of his own teachings behind in text. The only way that we know of his ideas is because of his students, students like Plato. Socrates is a common character in all of Plato's work. So here is the fine point of it. Where does Socrates' ideas end and Plato's ideas begin? Are all of Socrates' ideas really just Plato's own? or Vise Versa?

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2012-08-06T19:33:00.004-07:00

Top 10 most solid film franchises!!!!!!!!!!! By solid, I mean entertainment value, not money value. I'll endorse that!!!!!

2012-08-06T09:56:00.001-07:00

10. Jurassic Park- The first film was amazing! The second and third films definitely had there faults but they still held my attention. And yes, I will go and see number 4.

9. The Karate kid- Don't laugh, the original three films are really, really good films. You have the obvious action and then you get the comedic wisdom of Mr Miyagi.....The story-lines are also pretty solid as well. Dont get me wrong, these are not the greatest films of all time, they are just....solid. Great films to watch on a rainy day.

8. A view askew films- These films are technically a franchise because all the films from a view askew inhabit the same universe, some plots are even related and the characters Jay and Silent bob are in every film, thus linking them. These films are some of the most funniest films you will ever see......I recommend all of them.

7. Toy story- These are just lovely films that don't take themselves to seriously. Great cast, great director, great production, great soundtrack......I don't have to go on here do I?

6. Back to the Future- Marty Mcfly!!!! wasn't he the Greatest........We dont need roads were we'r going..... genius.

5. Indiana Jones- As I have alluded to in my earlier list......These movies made me, and countless other kids want to become archaeologists.

4. Batman(Nolan films)- Batman was dead in the water. Then came Christopher Nolan and he totally reinvented the franchise. Batman Begins was awesome. The Dark Knight just might be the best film I have ever seen. The dark knight Rises was not as good as The Dark Knight, but it was a very,very strong film.....Lets forget about Batman from the 90's. Christopher Nolan knows how to adapt a comic book.

3. Harry Potter- These films, have a way of taking you back to your childhood. Which is weird because I would of remembered being a wizard.....It just shows you how relateable these films are.

2. STAR WARS- A long ,long time ago in a galaxy far away......... When ever you see that caption in the beginning of a film, you know you are going to be entertained for the next 2 and a half hours. What a Treat!!!

1. Lord of the Rings- There has never been a set of films that have made me feel the full spectrum of human emotions before like these films have. They will take you for a ride and along the way you will laugh,bite your nails, cry, grimace, cheer and then finally at the end, give a deep contented sigh. Well worth the watch...

Top 10 things that we all wanted to be when we grew up!!!!!!

2012-08-05T23:56:00.000-07:00

10. Doctor- OK fare enough, some of us actually made it. But I bet you this........It is not at all what you expected.... I bet you had some Doogie Howser Fantasy of you being worshipped by patients and co doctors alike for your brilliance. Only to find that you studied eight years to be the personal whipping boys and girls of the more senior doctors, almost prostituting yourselves to scrub in on procedures.

9. Famous actor/person- Until you got booed off the stage in your school play! Your hopes were raised by Paris Hilton......If that intellectual dead end could do it so can I, you thought. But then your hopes were dashed again when you realised that no one would buy your sex tape.

8. Taxi Driver- Before you realized that people would look down on you this seemed like a pretty solid idea......and why isn't it? elitist dicks!!!!!

7. Architect- There is a bit more Math involved than you would of realized......If you are like me, you did a U-turn very quickly.

6. Pilot- When you were younger being a pilot was the coolest thing that you could aspire to be. I dont know what the motivation was for girls, but for boys........It was the air hostesses.

5. Astronaut- Who has never dreamed about going to space at least once in there lives??? I got over the desire when I realized that they do not give you a laser gun to shoot Aliens. And Jedi knights do not really exist.

4. Rock star- Have you never strummed a mean solo on your air guitar??

3. Cow Boy- No one ever wanted to be the Indians in a game of Cow boys and Indians.....That may be looked at as racism nowadays, but those were innocent times.

2. Archaeologist- Da da da dum, Da da dum( Indiana Jones theme tune). Hahaha, yeah I know.......Me to.

1. Superhero- Who can deny this? Kids are idiots!! When we were flipping through the comics when we were young, these weren't fantasies, Spiderman, Batman, Green lantern, Wonder woman ......these were very real career options. Or was that just me?

Sunday Resting!!!!!!!

2012-08-05T04:51:00.000-07:00

Top 10 dumbest criminals ever!!!!!!!! You don't have be an evil genius for this line of work.....but it helps

2012-08-04T01:15:00.002-07:00

10. Robber breaks into a home full of Black belts- In 2008 a man broke into a home in Manizales, Columbia. This particular home belonged to the Pan American Karate champion, and his colleagues in Pan American karate that bordered with him......This story did not end well for the Robber.

9. The My space robber- In California, USA, a discerning young robber decided to go to an open house to see what he could steal. He stole some jewellery but then decided, seeing the home owners PC, to catch up on some social networking. He forgot to log out of My space. The police had his name, his number, his address and a list of his favourite Films.

8. Peter Addison was here- this dick vandalizes a children's camp site building, breaking windows, letting off fire extinguishers and drawing on the walls. Then signs his name on a wall as well??

7. Bank cheque demands note- A desperate, desperate man who did not want to create a scene wrote a stick up letter to his cashier. He got away with some money but it did not take the police long to find out who did it, as the robber wrote the note on the back of one of his own cheques.

6. Robber with Name tag- A women who obviously worked at home depot decided to rob a bank.....In her lunch break?? On top of that she forgot to remove her employee name tag.

5. A picture is worth 1000 words.....or 40 pounds- A man was photographed by a speed trap in England....A fine of 40 pounds was promptly send to him in the post. He took a photo of 40 pounds and sent in back to the police. The police sent back to him a photo of handcuffs......He paid his fine.

4. Proud mother- A woman took her son to boy scouts, was arrested for drug possession when the drug sniffer dog, who was there just as a demonstration singled her out.

3. Carded Robber- A robber was about to leave a local store that he just successfully robbed, then he decided to take an extra bottle of Jameson for his troubles.....The clerk for some bizarre reason refused to give him the whisky on the ground that he did not believe that the robber was 21. The robber who was now frustrated showed the clerk both his ID and his drivers license.

Weed Robbery- A guy reported his large bag of weed stolen in Texas,USA. When the cops were late, he went to the station to report the Robbery in person!

Courtesy call- Two young men were waiting outside a local store in New York,going over there plan to rob it. One of them has a new phone he is trying to figure out, he is playing around with it. He unwittingly dials 911 and the dispatcher hears the whole plan.

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Top 5 of Marvel comics!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-08-03T07:35:00.000-07:00

5. Deadpool- Deadpool man he is fucking cool. I love him because he is honest about being a bit of a twat, the guy charges for his services. But dam, just the look of him. He is pretty bad ass. The Katana swords, the guns, the fire engine red with the black..... Plus he was the first character written to be self aware, of the fact that he was actually in a comic. The only reason that his own comic serries didn't do well was because all the epic baddies were fighting the big fish like Captain America and Spiderman. Not important enough for Magneto's or Dr Doom's attention, but important enough to be on my list.

4. Captain America- Marvel make a big deal out of this guy, and while I think he is cool......I think he is a tiny bit overrated......To be honest I think all the Avengers are overrated. Capt. is still cool though, that is undeniable......He takes people out with a freaking shield!!!!!!

3. Nick Fury- Head of S.H.I.E.L.D and serial supporting player. I love Nick Fury, he is like the mad eccentric uncle I always wanted. What is great about him is that if he were do square off against any super villain you would fancy his chances......That is pretty cool for a non super human.

2. Wolverine- If I was not being objective, the entire top 4 places would got to X-men, but I am being objective so I could only put in this one.....The best one. The guy can produce knives from his knuckles.......That is kickass.

1. Spiderman- It was always going to be him. Easily the most relateable superhero there is, end of story. A nerdy kid who hangs out in the back of class and is a science genius.....That is Peter Parker, if he never became Spiderman he would of probably became a serial killer. Also.....coolest super powers by a mile!!!!

Top 10 weirdest Neuroses out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be afraid, be very afraid. Syndromes's, Phobia's and sexual obsession!!!!!!!

2012-08-02T22:34:00.000-07:00

10. Stockholm syndrome- Lets kick off the list with a widely heard about one.......Falling in love with ones kidnappers....Its a hard one to swallow but its out there..... Pocahontas was apparently a case of the Stockholm Syndrome. The cynic in me says that all marriages are just a giant case of Stockholm Syndrome. Another yet fictitious famous example is Beauty and the Beast.

9. Papaphobia- Hahaha, Fear of the Pope. Symptoms include, well, a mortal fear of the Pope.

8. Body building woman wrestling Fetish- This is so unheard of that it doesn't even have a fancy name.....Basically it is just weak scrawny men that get sexual pleasure by wrestling(and only wrestling) hunky strong women. This is actually very common in the mid west of America...... different strokes hey.

7. Munchhausen Syndrome- People who are addicted to hospitals?? Well, I am telling you now it is not the food. It goes much deeper than Hypochondria.....People with this will hurt themselves to get in a hospital. If it were about drugs than maybe I could understand it, but it seems to be mainly about gaining sympathy, and the high of being looked after and nursed......It is sort of sick when you think about it.

8. Lima Syndrome- This is named after a hostage incident in Lima, Peru......Lima syndrome is Stockholm Syndrome's evil twin.....The kidnapper becomes more sympathetic and caring towards the hostages. If I said Stockholm syndrome was like modern marriage, then Lima syndrome is the equal of a good modern marriage.

7. Paris Syndrome- We have two Syndromes named after cities, so I thought, lets add a third. Paris Syndrome only affects Japanese people......It is caused when Japanese people cannot reconcile the idealistic view of Paris, As seen in so many films, with the actual reality of the modern city.......If untreated it can lead to a full mental breakdown.

6. Ithyphallophobia- This is an irrational fear of erections. Awkward if your a lady, Very awkward if you are a male......The treatment is that the person must be repeatedly and over many years be exposed to the fear. Let me turn that around.....Awkward if you are a male, Very Awkward if you are a Lady....... It sounds like a bad 50's stand up punch line......Ithyphallophobia.....That must be what my wife has!

5. Fregoli Delusion- This condition has the affected person living in a weird 'Dr Strangelove' world where they believe many people are really just one person acting in many different personas.......Hahaha, the fun I could have!!!(By the By, Dr Strangelove is a reference to the famous Peter Sellers movie in which Peter Sellers played all the characters in the movie......See, the reference made sense. Honestly, the effort I put into this is amazing!!)

4. Jerusalem Syndrome- This is when christian visitors to the city lose there mind and start to believe that they are reincarnations of different Religious figures.....Which is weird because I was under the impression that Reincarnation was a Hindu belief.

3. B.B.W- Big Beautiful Women...... Really thin scrawny men attracted to medically obese woman. Oh Matthew!!! How can you be so judgmental! Scrawny men can love very fat women if they want!!!!!! Well yes, there is nothing wrong with that......I was referring to their sexual fascination with feeding them and getting their women to sit on them??? Apparently its called crushing....

2. Eproctophilia- This is nasty even by nasty's standards......A sexual obsession with farting!!!!!! When I first though about making this list....I was at a loss to think of any weird sexual obsessions, apart from the normal, often heard about stuff.....So I looked up the nastiest thing that I could think of....and Wa La, it is a real thing! We live in a world were our imagination is no longer a limit.....It fucking scares me!!!! Let me leave you with a testimonial....

“I first realised that I had eproctophilia when I was 15 years old. I was at my [female] friend’s house, to do a school project and she had terrible gas. We had known each other for about seven years so she felt more than comfortable to let her gas out in front of me. At that point I was really turned on by the fact that she was a hot girl farting around me but I didn’t know why. As we where sitting on her bedroom floor sticking pictures to a poster she got up and went to the other side of the room to get a piece of paper. When she came back she said ‘Hey John’, and forced my face onto her bum. She then sat on me and she let out a loud, warm, smelly fart on my face. Then she laughed and said ‘Doesn’t that smell delicious hehehehe!!’

FUCKED!!!!!!!

1. Objectum Sexuality- These are people that fall in love with inanimate objects?? Like Erika Eiffel who is currently married to the Eiffel tower, and before that an archery bow.....I am not even making this up.....Wish that I were.

Or Amanda Whitaker who left her drum set for the Statue of Liberty

She does look like a bit of a Mong

What about this lady....

HAHAHAHA, and this guy......

Top 5 of DC comic!s!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-08-01T20:47:00.000-07:00

5. Green Arrow- Yes, he may of started of as an odd tribute to the Robin hood legend, but he became so much more.....In the emerald archer we had the first Super hero who was more interested in common street crime. I also loved the boxing glove arrows!!

4. Wonder woman- How can you not love Love Wonder woman? Apart from being a bad ass in her own right. She was also the worlds first feminist.

3. The Question- I love characters that tend to rely more on there wits, and he his one of the cleverest one's out there.... I dont think he has super powers at all, apart from having no face, but I doubt that can be called a power.

2. Superman- The man of steel, even though he is totally dated, always has a firm place in my heart.This character has such tight morals that fans the world over live by a mantra.....What would superman do? He is also near invulnerable which makes him kick ass as well.

1. Batman- Who else?? The caped crusader is my number one always. He taught us that it is OK to be angry, we dont have to be scouts all the time. Plus he is a detective man, that is freaking cool. I was talking about relying on wits alone and this character has to be the best at that. I honestly feel that Batman could knock 7 shades of shit out of any other Superhero with powers, lets just put it that way.

Top 10 lies that we get told when we get dumped.......Tssss, yeah, I was just commiserating.....I do the dumping.

2012-08-01T08:23:00.001-07:00

10. We have just grown apart- Yeah, grown more towards someone else is what they want to say. Whenever someone says this, 9 times out of ten they have been cheating on you for sometime.....sorry, if your just hearing this. But I am sure you were thinking it.

9. We have nothing in common anymore- People dont change over night...... The translation to this is; You are a boring fuck and your looks or your money doesn't compensate me for that any more.

8. I will call you when my life is more.....settled- Dont hold your breath. By the way, if someone says this to you. It means that you are clingy and needy, stop it. That was your bad. When people give false hopes it generally because they are worried about the emotional stability of the person that they are giving the false hope to.....Its so much more easier than telling them the truth, and then finding out a month later that they have committed suicide over you.

7. You can do better than me- They are breaking up with you because they want a more shall we say..... Adventurous sex life. You see in that statement there is almost an implication that the person is too naughty and bad for a prude like you.

6. I did not know we were exclusive- They knew, this is a high school line......You were just doing there homework.

5. I am moving- There identical twin is staying though.

4. I am not ready for a commitment- I found out something about you and it freaked me the fuck out.....Thats what that means. The something could be anything from a hangnail to a foot fetish.

3. We can still be friends- This is not so much a lie, but they are omitting a few details.....Like they want to keep you around in case plan A falls though.

2. Its not you its me- Yes, people shockingly enough do say this.......It is totally you.

1. I need space- They never quantify how much space they need, but amazingly enough, it is always the exact length, breadth and volume as you.

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2012-07-30T20:15:00.001-07:00

Top 5 signs that you are an Asswhole!!!!!!!!!! OMG......You're a DICK!!!!!!!

2012-07-30T09:12:00.000-07:00

5. You laugh passive aggressively- Smug laughter, oooh, it grates me!!!! Passive aggressive laughing is when you have a fight with someone, and you are either in a car with them or you are stuck at work or home with them. Then after 20 minutes of awkward silence they laugh.......But not a true guttural laugh, more a forced nasally I am better than you type of laugh. Its like they are saying: "I have been reviewing the situation in my head these last 20 minutes, and I have come to the conclusion that you are very silly. Instead of telling you this I am going to laugh at you to try and undermine you sense of security, and that amuses me.... I fucking hate that, who's with me??

4. You are a Blagger- What is a Blagger?? Well Braggers are people that boast about their achievements and Blaggers are people who lie about their achievements and then boast about them..... Like a man who comes home from work and blaggs off to his wife about how his boss is an asswhole and how his boss is so scared of him. Meanwhile he probably craps his tighty whities every time the boss walks passed his cubicle. And he probably also falls over himself to complete the most menial of task that is appointed him like a little Bitch-Boy. That is just one example but you get Blaggers in almost every context there is. The main culprits are males, but I have met a few female Blaggers

3. You write a Blog and share your angry little opinions- Not me though...... I fucking rock!!!!! OK shut up.

2. You Drive Motocross- Now, dont worry. If you like motorbikes or drive motorbikes, this does not include you. I am talking very specifically about the sport of motocross..... They are dicks, not all of them granted, but a good 90% . Everyone I ever knew who did or still does Motocross are all world champion Pricks......My dad, The school bully, The high school bully, My babysitters boyfriend.......I am sensing a pattern here. There is nothing wrong with the sport in itself, it just seems to have a knack for attracting these wannabe alpha male.....Dicks. Girl Motocross drivers are cool, I am fine with them......The sport doesn't seem to affect them in that way.

1. You only play the piano when people are watching- I can tolerate everything else on this list, but this. You know exactly what I mean.....The pathological attention seeker!!! The sort of people that use terms like Pseudo multiculturalist to describe themselves. Or the sort of people at parties that will tap out a lovely concerto and then, just to dismiss any possible idea of them being less than brilliant, will then bring out a guitar and strum a mean solo...And then bring there unfinished sculpture...Those people. There is nothing wrong with being a renaissance person, but dont wait till you have an audience. Anyway, those people......Fuck them!!!!

Top 10 most obscure comic book hero's, and villains!!!!!!!!

2012-07-30T00:09:00.000-07:00

10. Cat Man- If this wasn't a DC character, The guys that brought us Batman, then I would of said that this was just a case of a rival comic house trying to feed off the Batman's popularity by creating an identical character with a few subtle differences, so as to not incur a copyright lawsuit. However it is DC who created this character....... Batman's homosexual, lame cousin

9. Angle Man- This guy was written as a quick villain for Wonder Woman by DC, come on.....again! This guys only notable power is that he has a device called the angler which can cause things that he wants to fly towards him??? Or cause him to fly to them, and it lets him warp gravity.....which wouldn't be a problem for Wonder Woman as she can fly. Not a well thought out character.

8. 3D man- Yay, the first Marvel character on the list.....This guy is described as having enhanced strength and enhanced speed, and his most bizarre power, the power to sense Skrulls( an alien race in the Marvel universe)......There are people alive today who have enhanced strength and speed, steroids hello. So this guys only power is that he can sense alien Skrulls......Pretty useless in between Skrull invasions.

7. Earl of Greed- Hmm, I wonder if he is a bad guy?? DC are so guilty of giving allot of there characters really obvious sounding names. Just in chase you are in doubt as to were they fall on the good/bad scale.....This is one of the best examples. This guys has the power to manipulate people with thoughts of being rich and powerful......Is that a power?

6. Squirrel Girl- Ahhh, this is proof that the comic bizz was running out of animals, and quickly. She has all the attributes of a Squirrel, and she can communicate with them......I think they let her into The Avengers either out of pity or a joke.

5. The Question- This guy is actually one of my favorite comic book Characters of all time. He is very obscure though..... He has no face, and suddenly this makes him a superhero? He has no powers at all, he is just a detective..... without a face, Thats the big hook.

4. Angela and the Ape- Hahahaha, I could not believe this when I first read about it!!!! This must of been in the time period when Marvel were kicking DC's butt in comic sales and they were just grasping at straws! A private detective and a giant Gorilla solve crimes in the big city.......Priceless.

3. Hawk and Dove- Two Brother Super heroes, in the same mold as Captain planet, as they have more of a political message than they do any genuine super human abilities..... They both can fly and are super strong. Brother Hawk represents aggression and Brother Dove Represents pacifism( A challenging view point for a superhero). They only ever save the day when they work together......Excuse me while I go have a big fat orgasm over world peace....

2. Granny Goodness- No its not a joke Thats her actual name.....Even when DC name a villain ironically, they still make it so dam obvious.....Apart from having a weird power rod, her only power is that she is a huge bitch.

1. Vigilante- No, I am not having a go at DC comics......I love DC comics, they are my favorite Comic house.....They have just made some very, very odd characters over the years... This guy is just a wild west gun slinger who is transported to the future( Only in some story lines, Most story lines are about his antics in the west)......He is also in the Justice league of America, which is weird as his guns are out dated and those are his only offensive power.

The List-man rests on a Sunday......catch you monday

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Top 10 most weirdest subcultures!!!!!!!! Normally I am not one to judge, OK fine I am......But seriously??

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10. Rockabilly-As far as I can tell the current Rockabilly revival started with a bit of 1950's obsessed Japanese people, that decided that that era was the height of fashion, music and culture.Since then it has spread to other countries...... These people can mostly be found in the clubs that they have formed together. Clubs that allow them to jive and rock around the clock, away from public ridicule.

9. Steam Punk- I have actually experienced the steam punk movement.....Sort of. Steam punk grew as literary genre, I have read a few steam punk novels, its a mix of Sci fi and Victorian history. Now though, steam punk is a fully fledged subculture. It's members can mostly be found in England..... You will know a steam punk we you see one.

8. Swingers- This first became popular in the 1970's.......Its not as cool as people might well think. People have this image that swingers are these super attractive people, but manly they are just a bunch of Fugly mingers that couldn't get it anywhere else so they had to form clubs together......They unionized basically.

7. Trekkie culture- These are just guys(mostly but not entirely) that spend there days dressed up as there favorite Star Trek characters and debate whether Captain Kirk or Captain Picard is the best. Other activities include translating books into Klingon and not having sex, or having weird Star Trek role playing games.

6. Survivalism- These are groups of people that are actively preparing for atomic war. They are very mistrustful of there own governments, and they believe that the UN is the most evil organization on earth. They spend their time building secret bunkers and spinning theories on how the War is going to start.

5. Boer Separatist- These are mainly old school South Africans who dont like Black people or English white people or any other culturally different people. They want a separate country in South Africa for themselves.....They are allot like the Amish, only not as nice and much more militant.

4. S&M- I bet you sick bastards were waiting for this one......Hahaha, no it is very very weird to me. Even though most people are totally desensitized to it, on account of all its media attention. I have nothing against people that do it.....If its all consensual, fine whatever......I just cant rap my head around why its appealing to some people though. Controlling parents??

3. Clingfilm Bondage- This is just fuuuucked! Sorry, I just do not understand how this would even work.

2. Other kin- These are guys and girls who believe that they are really mythical creatures.......I love Lord of the Rings too, but honestly! They spend there time role playing fantasy games. Not to be confused with witchcraft culture, even though some of them do believe they are wizards.

1. Furries- The Nerds that other Nerds make fun of. For those of you that dont know. Furries are people that Dress up as cuddly animals and have parties together in the woods or at Furry conventions. The urban legends are true......They do like to donk each other in costume.

Top 5 songs that will put you in a good mood today!!!!!!

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5. Dude (looks like a lady)- This song is so funny because Steve Taylor does sort of look like a lady......A lady Thats had to much plastic surgery, but a lady none the less. This is my Favorite Aerosmith song , it is simple but it is the sort of song that you can listen to easily..... And that is what this list is all about.

4. Pack up- I normally dont go for these sorts of songs, but dam this song has a great hook. Again, its very easy on the ears.

3. magic number- No, I did not put this in number 3 spot as a joke( If you have heard the song you will know why I am saying this, If you haven't you will know soon enough). I put it here because it is not good enough for 2 or 1 and to good for 5 or 4..... Its probably the most laid back and chilled rap song out there.

2. Fun- Best song of this current year so far I think. It is a deceptively easy song, but an easy song still.....Great for the drive to or from work.

1. I wanna be sedated- I defy anyone to not grin at this song, I fucking love it.....Its guaranteed to induce spontaneous dancing or laughing, Its a happy song...

Top 10 most Disastrous mistakes in the History of the World!!!!

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10. Caesar not listening to the beggars warning- Beware the Ides of March......Beware them indeed, if he had only listened he might of been saved some serious acupuncture......

9. The mid crusade swim of Freddy Barbarossa- Another famous death here, this time the death of King Frederick Barbarossa of the Holy Roman Empire(which I have to point out had nothing to do with Rome itself). Frederick decided one season to go on crusade, which was lucky for him because France and England were planning one. "Sure" they said, "but you have the biggest army in the world! We dont have a fleet to transport it." Well Freddy scratched his head and said "Worry not, for I shall walk". Halfway there Freddy decides to have a cool down in a nearby river, but forgot to remove his armor....

8. The Treaty of Versailles- Gee this treaty really did prove that war truly does pay.....I am sure that the economic boom of the early 1920's that Europe enjoyed was in part due to this very harsh treaty. The only people not invited to the party was the German people. The Treaty totally collapsed there economy, which in tern isolated them from the rest of Europe, alienating them from the world. The end result was all this fermented the angry masses, which proved to be the perfect environment for Totalitarianism to breed.

7. Burning of the Library at Alexandria- Could the dark ages be attributed to this event? Unlikely, but I certainly dont think it helped. How many records, discoveries and histories were lost in that fire? what exactly did we lose in that fire? Sadly we will never know......

6. Russia still using the Julian Calender- Russia and Austria decide to jointly attack Napoleon's France in 1805. They decide to march into Germany and join there armies together.....The only problem is that the Austrians are using the Gregorian Calender and the Russians are using the Julian Calender. The day of the battle comes and the Russians are late!!!! They finally arrive only to find there allies beaten. With no time to deploy in any formation they throw themselves in a rash attack and get beaten completely.

5. Hitlers March on Russia- Not the first time that large mystic land has thwarted a large invading Army.....Adolf clearly was not a student of history....

4. The king locks the door to the Third estate- Pre- revolutionary France was a tense place....So the king decides to call the Estates General, which is like a parliament of the three estates that represent France. The first estate being the nobility, The church being the second and the third being the common people. After hearing what he thought was enough from the commoners, the King locked them out of the Estates General.....Mift, at this action, the third estate meets on a tennis court and proclaims a Revolution.

3. Batman and Robin- I know, I know I have had this on my lists before. This movie was just so detrimental to it genre......Spiderman was suppose to be made in 1998. After this piece of shit those plans, as well as any other plans to develop comic book movies, were scraped.

2. Bush ignores intelligence reports- We cant rely blame him.....after all he is illiterate. The big words like 'Threat' were probably to intimidating for the poor guy.

1. Napoleon invades Russia- This is number one because this mistake was made by a single man, and the mistake cost the lives of nearly one million of his own men.....Napoleon, this one was a biggie. He left France with 600 000 men and came back with 25000! And for what? Russia posed no threat at all. France was winning the war......A catastrophic mistake!

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Top 10 Gadgets and other technological breakthroughs that have ever existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Top 10 movie soundtracks ever!!!!!

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Top ten Historical conundrums , that still puzzle experts today!!!!

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Top 10 most solid film franchises!!!!!!!!!!! By solid, I mean entertainment value, not money value. I'll endorse that!!!!!

Top 10 things that we all wanted to be when we grew up!!!!!!

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Top 10 dumbest criminals ever!!!!!!!! You don't have be an evil genius for this line of work.....but it helps

Top 5 of Marvel comics!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 10 weirdest Neuroses out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be afraid, be very afraid. Syndromes's, Phobia's and sexual obsession!!!!!!!

Top 5 of DC comic!s!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 10 lies that we get told when we get dumped.......Tssss, yeah, I was just commiserating.....I do the dumping.

Top 5 weirdest music videos ever!!!!!

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Top 10 most obscure comic book hero's, and villains!!!!!!!!

The List-man rests on a Sunday......catch you monday

Top 10 most weirdest subcultures!!!!!!!! Normally I am not one to judge, OK fine I am......But seriously??

Top 5 songs that will put you in a good mood today!!!!!!

Top 10 most Disastrous mistakes in the History of the World!!!!