Little bits

Escher's Waterfall

2013-04-27T14:54:00.002-05:00

M. C. Escher's Waterfall was brought to life in a stunning cinematic version by Eduard Kopp.

Here is a hint on how it works:

And here is the actual spoiler:

Enjoy ans Share!

Green Card Lottery

2012-10-19T17:59:00.001-05:00

how Department of State turned honest businesses into scam with an ad...

I was surprised to learn many of my non-American friends either never heard of Diversity Immigrant Visa, best known as Green Card Lottery, or considered it to be some sort of "scam". "Who in their right mind would ever give green card lotteries for free? What's the point? Where is the catch?" - they laughed. The truth is the Green Card Lottery is real, but if you are not careful, you may become a victim of a scam and in this article I would like to go over things you should and shouldn't do in this respect.

First of all, there is only one valid address to apply for Green Card Lottery. The address is https://www.dvlottery.state.gov/ - everything else is a scam! Companies and websites of all sorts will offer you assistance in application, will apply for you, will promise to increase your chances of winning, match you with other winners etc. - all for free, but DON'T EVER DO THAT or it will cost you a lot of money and will actually destroy your chances to ever win!

For all of you with very little time to read this opus, here is a 4-point summary:

Apply only at the above website!
Absolutely no multiple entries!
Do not seek help from people you don't trust, companies or websites, whether paid or free of charge!
You can only apply between October 2 and November 2 of the current year

That's it, you are done, you know everything you need to know about the Green Card Lottery and may safely return to browsing Facebook! In the unlikely case of you being one of those very few ones who are curious to know more, I have a story for you...

I first heard of a Green Card Lottery when I was a university student back in Ukraine. Myriad of companies offering you to apply for Green Card Lottery were growing around the country like mushrooms. They were typically charging anywhere between $5 and $50 for application and had a photographer handy to take the proper photo of you on the spot. In fact, a good friend of mine, who owned a computer company offering various IT services, was running Green Card Lottery applications as one of the services - a very typical scenario at the time that was bringing good revenues. Everything was going well and all parties were happy until US Department of State gave them a lousy hand by running a public service announcement on television that Green Card Lottery is completely free and that charging for it is a crime.

Suddenly, everyone knew that you cannot charge for applying to Green Card Lottery application, but almost no one knew how to do it by themselves! Very few had access to the Internet, even fewer knew where on the Internet do you go to apply. Until this point everything was honest - companies were charging people for having their digital photo taken and showing them where to enter their data on the computer connected to the Internet. After it - lots of small companies whose main source of income was applying people to the lottery suddenly went out of business. But have they?

"One have to be stupid to abandon such a Klondike" said company owners, their answer to the Department of State was even more astonishing: "you want it to be free - you got it!" Suddenly all the companies that were charging $5-$50 per application just yesterday started doing the same completely free of charge! Now once people tell you they'd do something for you for free, you've got to stop and ask - where is the catch? Unfortunately many of us don't - surveys shows at any given time there are 15% of people that are extremely gullible.

You don't have to be extremely gullible to become a victim of a con artist - sometimes you just have a great day, where the universe seem to be at your side. That was exactly the day for my best buddy from school, who was on his way home at the bus station in Ternopil. He was working as a system administrator in a company with permanent access to the Internet and always meant to find out the website you apply for green card at, but never had time. Now that he was waiting for a bus and the booth right next to him was applying everyone for Green Card Lottery for free, there didn't seem to be any difference in him applying for free himself or them applying for him. They were so kind, that they didn't even need all the details of his biography, only his name, home address and a phone number just in case.

The percentages of the lucky ones who win the green card lottery vary from country to country. They say for Ukraine it is about 1 out of 100 applicants. My friend was the lucky one - next year he got a call from the people running the booth, congratulating him and asking for a modest fee of $10,000 for giving him his KCC letter. Yep, you cracked it - they filled in their own address in the application, while keeping his "on file". But that was only one side of their "business model"...

A good business model wouldn't just assume a randomly selected Ukrainian without access to the Internet who has to use a bus to get around will have $10,000 to pay for his American Dream, - it will have the right incentives put in place to help him achieve his American Dream! You don't have the money - not a problem - we will find someone with money, who is willing to pay not only for her part of the dream, but also for yours, - all you have to do is marry her! My friend was married with a kid at the time, none of which was mentioned in his lottery application, so marrying someone else was not much of an option as he wouldn't be able to take his real wife with him. Wife and kid you said? Not a problem, $10,000 per each member of your family you would like to take with you and we fix anything we did not mentioned on your original application. Sorry we can't fund your american dream at that point with a fake marriage, but you can try to borrow some money and then work your butt off to pay it back, once in America! The extra fee will include divorcing you, issuing new passports, where divorce will not be mentioned, and then marrying you again. Sorry your kid was born before you got married, but there is nothing illegal in that - the only thing that matters is that Department of State thinks you got married after you applied for the Green Card.

We, Ukrainians, more than anyone else don't like to pay for things, especially when we think we are being ripped off or taken advantage of. Naturally my friend started looking for ways to regain his KCC letter without having to pay the tip. Calling US embassy, KCC, militia - well, scratch the last one, those are with crooks - all seem like a viable options. But good business model is good because it covers all the cases, not just the favorable ones. This is why the company will go the extra mile to explain why the customer wouldn't want to exercise his options. Cause if he does, as a law-abiding company they'd have to notify both US embassy in Kyiv and the Consular Center in Kentucky that this very dishonest Ukrainian lied to the US government on his Green Card Lottery application about his address, marital status, kids and anything else they forgot to jot down at the busy bus station previous Fall. Not only lying to US government will make him ineligible for Diversity Immigrant Visa, it will preclude him from applying for any kind of visa for the next 10 years! At this point one realizes that not going to US is not an option either - who know whether you might need a visa to US in the next 10 years? As a year ago, the universe was on my friend's side - he managed to borrow $20,000, they got divorced and married again, they left the kid with grand parents and went on to pursue their American Dream...

Feels great to know the trick, isn't it? Sorry for the guy who got ripped off - makes you feel lucky you didn't actually win anything that last time you applied through a free booth at the bus station or a yet another american dream website on the Internet. Meet my other friend, not a friend really, just an acquaintance from school. He's been applying through the booth till his dad got to US on a tourist visa and stayed there illegally to work. Among other things, his dad learned where and how to apply for green card lottery on the Internet, as well as why not to apply at other places. He took over the responsibility of applying annually for his son and the rest of his now remote family, and surely enough withing a few years the luck struck him. He got KCC letter for his son, at the right address etc. and they started the process of moving him over to US as soon as their reasonably low number became available. The son got scheduled an appointment at the US embassy in Kyiv, he brought all the documents to prove his eligibility based on education or experience - everything was perfect. Perfect except for one little thing that made him ineligible - there was 2 entries into the lottery in his name. One was made by his dad, the other - by the people from the booth he applied with before. Try to explain that to a consular officer - he might even listen, you'll still be a cheater as far as Department of State is concerned since there were multiple entries into the lottery in your name.

Should you apply? The easy answer is - of course you should - it costs you nothing and you get in a year something, people from other countries wait for 15 years to get through employment. The right answer is, however, is - it depends. Depends on your personal situation, goals in life, wish to move to US, current immigration status if you are already in US etc. Unfortunately, not every country is eligible to apply for the lottery - countries that sent more than 50,000 immigrants into US in the last 5 years become ineligible until the number drops back below 50,000. Check the current year's instructions to see if your country is eligible. For even more complicated cases I suggest to read the books I put links to in this post or check some immigration forums

The stories so far were rather negative, but in the follow-up to this post (which I promise to write very soon) I will tell you also a successful one. Meanwhile the time is running up for this year's application period, so you'd better rush to apply for your American Dream...

P.S. ... and if you found the story interesting, entertaining or useful, please share it with your friends on Facebook and Twitter by pressing these little buttons below. Thank You!

Гади

2012-03-31T15:02:00.000-05:00

Склеїв докупи концерт "Вродило" "Братів Гадюкіних" в Києві у Палаці Спорту 20 лютого 2006 року

2006 - Вродило! (© 2006 Гадюкіни Records)

CD1

01 - Інтро - 0:52
02 - Було не любити - 4:35
03 - Арівідерчі Рома - 4:15
04 - Карпати програли футбол - 4:17
05 - Ой, лихо - 6:09
06 - Звьоздочка моя - 4:56
07 - Мостиська - 3:57
08 - Шейк - 4:21
09 - Ми ходили, дили, дили - 7:24
10 - Наркомани на городі - 4:35
11 - Міську вважай - 3:56

Тривалість: 00:49:17

CD2

01 - Роксоляна - 5:37
02 - Тернопіль - 4:16
03 - Сорок пачок 'Верховини' - 3:52
04 - Америка - 5:04
05 - Дупа джалізовая - 3:35
06 - Лібідо - 3:30
07 - Жовті стрічки - 5:52
08 - Дівчина з Коломиї - 4:20
09 - 117 стаття - 6:32
10 - Всьо чотко - 6:04

Тривалість: 00:48:42

Jets and Jetman

2011-12-01T00:31:00.001-06:00

Amazing video of Yves "Fusion-man" Rossi flying with jets...

CNN featured him as well:

While I've became a big fan of the man back in September 2008: Fusion-man

P.S. Here is also an awesome interview with Yves Rossy at TED:

Kiev Live Timelapse

2011-10-22T15:57:00.000-05:00

While media companies demand thousands of dollars to develop promotional videos for Euro-2012, Oleg Finger has produced an amazing masterpiece on a budget of only $30!

What's The Fuzz with Google+?

2011-08-01T16:49:00.001-05:00

Looks even worse than MSN Spaces & where r those now? What does it have that FB doesn't & why should I move?

Google docs, chat, email and what not is the biggest problem of Google+.
It looks just like a glue of everything Google had and not as a uniform platform built up front. It's going to be really hard to unify all these independently written apps into a single platform. Facebook on the other hand brought up the idea of a social operating system their platform is in the first few years of their existence and were building apps on top of it ever since.

But the biggest thing that Google is lacking is idea. Zukerberg kid was not just a great developer, which I'm sure Google has a ton, he understood the domain much better than anyone who's been in it for a while before him. He understood what people would fall for, and thus what his app should or should not have. Google ads features just because they can, Facebook ads them only because they make sense in the global picture. Linkedin required you to know person's email to add someone, now they let you add anyone you want, because FB does. Google translates its apps with translators, Facebook does it with its users, - not because they don't have money, because that's the way it should be done in a truly social OS. Facebook introduced News Feeds - something I would grant them a patent for even though I'm generally against patents - now everyone has them like it's something completely obvious. Remember what Zukerberg kid said when people were screaming about stalking feature the News Feed was? He said you might dislike it and we'll give you control over it, but we won't remove it cause it is essential part of the system. And he knew what he was talking about even with complete opposition from everyone else, now list me a single feature Google+ knows what they are talking about and not just copy it from Facebook? Google+ is going to be yet another failed a posteriori glue and Google should better concentrate on what they do best - search, and not on something they have no clue about.

Every company eventually turns into IBM - big, clumsy and lacking innovation. Microsoft did, Google is doing and Facebook will do one day!

P.S. ‎... and Apple too will one day become IBM. Big companies have too many people with huge salaries that make them afraid to take risks. That's why they only copy what they know became successful, putting the power of company's big buck behind. Like Microsoft, they bet on second-mover advantage, even though they have a choice to bet on the first. Start-ups don't have that choice: their only bet is first-mover advantage and for that reason they have to come up with something radically different, different to such extent that they can win over by the pure idea and not by money. That's what Microsoft had with Windows, Google with search, Facebook with social networking and Apple with user interface. After that they all went into other territories just because they could, not because they had a great idea. And Apple's transition to IBM will start once Steve Jobs is not there anymore - he seems to be the only one there to have guts to take risks.

Thanks to everyone who spurred this discussion on Facebook in response to my Twitter post on July 11!

P.P.S. Forbes: A Eulogy for Google Plus

Quantifying Friendships

2011-07-29T15:38:00.001-05:00

Now that I was stupid enough to add some celebrities to my Facebook friends I get annoyed by friend suggestions that Facebook bases on the amount of friends in common. Surely enough when I click on those "friends in common" I see all the celebrities and people who add everyone.

Of course there is friend on Facebook and there is Friend, but beside me and the friend in questions there is no one to quantify that relationship. And I'm sure letting users explicitly quantify relationships on Facebook will be supper annoying and not used by most of the users in much the same way they don't use Friend List. What Facebook can do though is to approximate this quantification.

A friend who has 100 friends is more likely to know and have something in common with me than a friend with 4000 friends. In other words this also means that the more friends I have, the less I value each of the particular friendships (on average of course). This is why having 1 friend in common with someone who has 10 friends makes me more likely to know that person than someone with whom I have 10 friends in common, all of which have 1000 friends. Just a suggestion for friend suggestion.

Window Shopping Reinvented

2011-07-24T14:58:00.000-05:00

This great idea gives a whole new meaning to window shopping!

Shared by Meg who keeps a great blog of her misadventures.

Ukrainian wedding a la "Alice in Wonderland"

2011-06-09T14:04:00.001-05:00

Very modest Ukrainian wedding a la "Alice in Wonderland" -=B-)

The former minister of social politics Lyudmyla Denysova is said to have spent $600,000 on this home-made musicale ;-)

Source: ТАБЛОID: Екс-міністр Денисова витратила $600 тисяч на весілля?

Manslater

2011-06-08T22:47:00.001-05:00

The Manslater is an indispensable gadget every man dreams to have - Woman Language Translator!

Laughed at from a pointer by Mani & Amineh :-)

Obama's Birth Video

2011-05-02T13:16:00.001-05:00

Hillarious video of President Obama Roasting Donald Trump At White House Correspondents' Dinner! -=B-)

Cudos to Chris for sharing.

Smack My Bitch Up Remix

2011-03-15T18:01:00.000-05:00

For those of you who remember the naughty official Smack My Bitch Up music video, here is a funny unofficial, but equally naughty sequel to it ;-)

All the naughty videos are coming from my lil brother ;-)

Make the Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby

2011-02-17T17:14:00.001-06:00

Haven't been posting for 4 month, but this one definitely deserves time to watch and blog about -=B-)

So here is the original:

Now here is a sequel:

And here is a plagiarism:

The original video is by French band "Make The Girl Dance".

Thanks to Abe for this being his best french song ;-)

Time Treasure

2010-10-27T18:40:00.000-05:00

"Time Treasure: They have returned" is a location based augmented reality game that overlays game characters over objects in the real world. This awesome idea along with augmented reality applications like Layar and SixthSense, demonstrates the great potential of augmented reality applications.

The game is developed by MUVEDesign for Android Tablets and is planned for release in 2011. Film and music have been created by Gary Hayes, while some placeholder animations are from "World of Warcraft", courtesy of Blizzard Entertainment.

Without giving the plot away, the structure of this game is quite straightforward. There are ten layers of time from 2050 back to 5000BC that you slowly penetrate following stories, clues and trails all based at POIs (points of interest, precise locations) around your city.

See also:

Thanks to Ulli for sharing this awesome video!

The English Language In 24 Accents

2010-10-13T16:18:00.000-05:00

This is probably the fastest growing viral video of all times: it gathered more than 2 million views since September 18, 2010, which is less then a month.

The guy is absolutely amazing - everyone who saw this video were amazed by how precise he is in faking those accents.

And the kudos go to Vahideh jaaaaan who shared this "must see" masterpiece with me :)

Armless Pianist Wins 'China's Got Talent'

2010-10-11T22:38:00.000-05:00

Liu Wei, a 23 years old armless pianist who lost both arms in a childhood accident and plays the piano with his toes, has won China's Got Talent. Liu Wei performed his version of James Blunt's love song You're Beautiful to a packed audience at the Shanghai Stadium.

Liu's arms were amputated after he suffered an electrical shock while playing hide-and-seek when he was 10.

At the age of 18, he decided to pursue a career in music, using his feet to play the piano, much as he uses them to navigate on the computer, eat, dress and brush his teeth.

Source: The Independent: Armless pianist wins 'China's got talent'

Fruit and Vegetable Decomposition

2010-10-05T13:40:00.001-05:00

If you like time-lapse photography as much as I do, you'll certainly enjoy this video:

The author of this video took a picture every ten minutes initially. but the playback at 30 frames per second was too long, so he used a quarter of the images, making it 1 picture every 40 minutes. The video spans 74 days. The growth at the end of the video is from the potato. Also, the hundreds or thousands of little specks you see buzzing around are fruit flies.

Source: Henry's Webiocosm Blog: Fruit and Vegetables Decomposing, Time-lapse

Thanks to Roozbeh for sharing this nice time-lapse.

Barefooting

2010-09-12T15:15:00.001-05:00

Never thought this would be possible until Heather shared this awesome video...

Turns out barefooting was invented back in 1947 and currently has its own World Barefoot Council within International Water Ski Federation

Jedi Mind

2010-08-27T15:27:00.001-05:00

This amazing technology, developed by Jedi Mind, Inc., allows the user to interact with the computer and other machines through the power of the mind!

The technology involves the use of a wireless headset, which detects brainwaves on both the conscious and non-conscious level. This revolutionary neural processing technology makes it possible for computers to interact directly with the human brain.

Surely enough George Lucas has sued 'Jedi Mind' for $5 million for alleged trademark infringement.

Saw Guillaume watching this video in Le Monde's article "Pour George Lucas, la guerre des clones aura bien lieu", so kudos to him for reading it regularly.

What different sorting algorithms sound like

2010-08-25T12:15:00.002-05:00

This particular audibilization is just one of many ways to generate sound from running sorting algorithms. Here on every comparison of two numbers (elements) the author plays (mixing) sin waves with frequencies modulated by values of these numbers...

See also:

Thanks to Aws for this "Awsome" "audibilization" ;)

Indian Pole Dancing

2010-08-17T11:09:00.000-05:00

A very interesting pole dancing competition in India ...

The dance is called Mallakhamb (or Malkhamb) and is a traditional Indian sport in which a gymnast performs feats and poses while hanging from a vertical wooden pole or rope. Mallakhamb also refers to the pole used in the sport.

Typewriter Orchestra

2010-07-12T20:05:00.000-05:00

Viennese Percussionist Martin Breinschmid with his version of the "Typewriter"...

Live at the BASF concert hall Ludwigshafen,Germany 2008,Strauß Festival Orchestra Vienna. Thanks to Dima for sharing.

Male Satisfaction

2010-07-05T16:23:00.000-05:00

Here is male version of Benny Benassi's famous masterpiece :)

Shared with the world by my lil brother :)

Check also Benny Benassi's: Official Website, YouTube Channel, Facebook Page & Twitter Page

Play Soccer Go to Hell

2010-06-30T13:08:00.002-05:00

In this hilarious masterpiece BillyBobNeck explains why Soccer is America's surest path to socialism :)

This in turn reminded me of John Cleese's hilarious take on American football :) Cudos to Grisha for sharing!

See also:

P.S. And for those who still thinks this is real, here is a quote from NC Comedy Arts Festival:

In 2004, Paul Day got asked to take part in a comedy night to raise funds for John Kerry's presidential bid. Rather than be just another comic telling "Bush is stupid" jokes, he came up with the character of Billy Bob Neck, Billy Bob is bleeding edge satire on those in the Christian Conservative Movement who believe that "George Bush is the greatest president since Winston Churchill" and that President Obama wants to personally kill your grandmother...

North Korea beats Brazil

2010-06-26T19:29:00.000-05:00

You wouldn't believe it, but this is an actual footage from the news broadcast on North Korean State Television, recorded from a TV set in Pyongyang 36 hours after the game finished... Accordingly to the broadcast North Korea beats Brazil 1-0! In reality, Brazil won 2-1, but North Korea surely claimed the victory B-)

This reminded me of an anecdote in which the General Secretary of the USSR and President of the USA compete in running. The US president wins, but the news in the Soviet Union say: "Our General Secretary came second, but the US president came one before last" :-)

Thanks to Meena for sharing!