The 2008 Beijing Mahjong Game

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【轉】正面下方，背後有紋身的亞裔女子，是中國。
左手打牌打得聚精會神的，是日本。
穿著上衣側頭的是美國。
躺得很淫蕩的，是俄羅斯。
旁邊站著的小女孩，則是臺灣。

這幅叫作《北京2008》的油畫，
最近在西方社會以及網路世界引發的口水已經比畫家所用的顏料多出千倍。
畫家是劉溢，一個去了加拿大的中國人。
有意思的是這張圖名字叫北京2008，
畫的卻是四個女人打麻將，其實隱藏著很深的含義在裏面。

中國碰了「東風」，有兩層意思，
一是中國借了東風再崛起；
二呢，「東風導彈」是中國已經擺檯面上的有力武器
中國一方面形勢好像不錯，但不知道其他的牌如何，
而她又在牌桌下做著小動作。

美國一副成竹在胸的樣子，看著臺灣，表情很耐人尋味，
一方面是想從臺灣的表情裏讀懂些什麼，
一方面眼神又在給臺灣做暗示。

俄羅斯一副漠不關心的樣子，其實不然。
一邊腳勾搭著美國，一邊在給中國遞牌，
兩國可以說是在暗中互相交換利益。

日本人一本正經看著自己的那副牌，
全然不知道別人在做些什麼動作，
只顧著打著自己的牌。

臺灣身穿紅肚兜，意思是中華文明的真正繼承者。
臺灣一手拿著水果一手拿著水果刀，
表情陰鬱而憤恨的看著中國，
但沒辦法，他不入局，無論最終誰勝利，他都只能幫別人切水果。

窗外河邊烏雲密佈，暗示海峽兩岸局勢危機，一觸即發。
牆上的掛像也很有意思，孫中山的鬍子，蔣介石的光頭，毛澤東的長相。

四個女子的著裝，
中國光著上身，下邊一條裙子一條內褲。
美國一件外套一件內衣，下身卻光著。
俄羅斯只剩一條內褲了。
日本已經什麼都不剩了。
道盡各國局勢的寫照。

美國衣著看上去最整齊，實力也最強大，
其他幾人均有點衣不蔽體，
但美國貌似光鮮，但卻其實已經暴露了自己的底線，
而中國和俄羅斯雖然貌似赤裸，但關鍵陰私卻藏住了。

假設這局牌是賭脫衣服的，誰輸了誰脫。
一局牌打下來，中國輸，則淪落到如今俄羅斯的地步（跟蘇聯解體情況相當）
美國輸，也會淪落到俄羅斯的地步，
俄羅斯再輸，則徹底淪落到一無所有。
而日本，其實已經一無所有了；
俄羅斯貌似相公在陪打，其實俄羅斯是在和中國換牌，
真正陪打的是日本，因為她已經沒東西可輸了，而且一輸就立刻出局。

總結就是，美國最假正經，看上去最光鮮，但其實危機不小，如果打輸這一局，他就得交出霸主的地位。
俄羅斯兩邊勾搭，最是陰險狡詐，情況有點類似解放後的中國，一會兒倒向蘇聯一會兒倒向美國，因為自身實力不濟，只能在兩邊搖擺以求得生存和發展。

中國的牌有太多看不見，說明中國隱藏了很多實力？而且桌面下又和俄羅斯在換牌，而美國人卻只能從臺灣的表情上去揣測中國和俄羅斯幹了些什麼。
日本人則一無所知，繼續打著自己的牌。

臺灣，冷眼旁觀，桌上這些人在搞什麼她都看見了，心裏也清楚，可是她沒有入局的資格和能力，也沒有說話權，心懷不滿也無濟於事，只能乖乖做丫頭，給勝利者獻上水果。

勝利者應該在中國和美國之間產生，這個懸念不大。
但要看清楚，美國儘管實力強，但她們玩的是中國麻將，不是西方撲克，
按中國人的規矩玩牌，美國人的勝算又有多少？

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DIRECT TRANSLATION

[Turn] the bottom of the front, behind Asian woman with tattoos, is China.
Concentrating on the left hand playing cards played in Japan.
The side head wearing a T-shirt is the United States.
Lie very lustful, Russia.
Little girl standing next to Taiwan.

The site is called the “Beijing 2008″ painting,
Recently in Western society, as well as saliva caused by the online world has a thousand times more than the pigments used by the painter.
The painter Liu Yi, one went to the Chinese in Canada.
Interestingly, this map the name of the Beijing 2008,
The painting of four women playing mahjong, in fact, the hidden meaning of deep inside.

China hit a “wind” has two meanings,
First, China by Dongfeng and then rise;
Two, Dongfeng missile “is a powerful weapon of China has put on the table
China on the one hand the situation seems good, but do not know the other brand how
While she was doing little tricks under the table.

An intimate knowledge of the way, watching the expression is very interesting,
On the one hand, want to read something from the expression of Taiwan,
The one hand, look to Taiwan to do implied.

Russia, an indifferent look, does not.
Side of the foot hooked up with the U.S. side of the brand to the Chinese delivery.
The two countries can be said is in the secret exchange of interests.

Japanese seriousness looking at own askew brand,
Totally do not know other people what to do with
Seeking only the name of his cards.

Taiwan wearing red underwear, meaning that the true successor of the Chinese civilization.
Taiwan in one hand and fruit in one hand and a fruit knife,
Expression of gloom and resentment at China,
But no way, he would not join the Board, regardless of the final victory, he can only have someone else cut fruit.

Out of the window by the river, covered with dark clouds, suggesting that the situation in the cross-strait crisis, imminent.
Hanging on the wall like is also very interesting, Sun Yat-sen’s beard, the bald head of Chiang Kai-shek, Mao Zedong looks.

Four women’s dress code,
Shirtless, below a skirt for a pair of underwear.
The United States a coat an underwear, pants but bare.
Russia only a pair of underwear.
Japan has nothing left.
Road to make the portrayal of the situation of all countries.

U.S. clothing looks best neat, the strength of the most powerful
A few per capita a little naked.
However, the U.S. looks bright, but in fact has been exposed to their own bottom line.
China and Russia, seemingly naked, but the key to Yin Si Tibet live.

Assume that the hand is to bet undress, who lost to who off.
Board a license to play down China’s exports to, is reduced to the point of now Russia (the situation is quite with the collapse of the Soviet Union)
The United States lost, will be reduced to the point of Russia,
Russia lose completely reduced to nothing.
Japan, in fact, have nothing;
Russia seemingly Messire accompany playing, in fact, Russia and China for license renewal.
To accompany the real fight in Japan, because she had nothing to lose, and a lost immediately out.

The conclusion is that the United States is the most prudish, looked the most glamorous, but in fact the crisis is not, if she lost the Bureau, he would have to surrender hegemony.
Russia ganging up on both sides, the most insidious, the situation is somewhat similar to the liberation of China, while the Soviet side while backward to the United States, because of their strength failing, in order to survive and develop only on both sides of the swing.

Cards in China, there are too many invisible, indicating that hides a lot of strength? And desktop and Russia in the renewal of licenses, while the Americans only from Taiwan face up to speculation that China and Russia have done what.
The Japanese know nothing about, continue the name of his cards.

Taiwan, sit on the sidelines, the table of these people engaged in what she saw, and my heart is also clear, but she did not have the qualifications and capabilities of the Bureau, nor the right to speak, disgruntled not help, can only be nice to do girl to the winner presented fruit.

The winner between China and the United States, the suspense.
But to be clear about America, though strong, but they play Chinese mahjong, Western poker
Another according to the rules of the Chinese people play cards, and American odds?

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I also googled more about this oil painting.
I understand more about the painting

The 5 girls actually represent the five countries/regions.

The amount of clothes that are were by the girls actually represent the nation’s respective power. Whether it is relaly the intention of the author, this interpretation seems to fit very well, and it is very very interesting!

If there is any meeting rising up towards this problem, I’ll be saying out loud (in my head only unless I am freaking pissed off and brave that time)
” So obvious”
“Common la!”
” Like HELLO!!”
” Excusssssssssssssssse me”
“Talk to the hand”
” Whatttt the fudge”
” URGH!”

P.S if you get to see our inner ‘chi’ right now.. (90%) of us will be having the mad aura around us.

So fudging mad, now.

His work – design background for our animation according to the storyboard.
However when ever I glance to his PC, he’s either busy downloading movies/porn, draw his stuff for his friends/deviantart, watch comedy while drawing his things, etc.

How you know he download porn ler? Can see meh?
Can la.. He goes into this website then open to see if that’s the porn he like/or not. He plays and scale it to very super small size that people behind him can see lor. Example, me. (-____-)
Sometimes he is so contrast, he go download all the Muslim holy videos.
Most of the time is porn and comedies. And once he download is like 3-4 videos. So once 1 video out of the 4 is complete he finds another one to download. How ‘caring’ he is huh?

What should I do ler?
Not only me experience the ‘slow’ internet line effect ya’ know.
Everyone. Even the fellow next to him, most of the time cannot connect at all.

Sometimes I feel like just say out loud – Hello, I know you are busy downloading porn/movies but can you do it at home or download 1 per time. Because 9 of us here cannot even us the freaking internet line which you greedily use it to download your fudging movies.

But in reality I dare not do so. I only can do that in my head.
Besides, he’s huge. So imagine if he’s mad at me and just push me, I’ll fall flat on my face and maybe broke my nose or something. You won’t want that right?

Like what you all know, me and a bunch of friends goes to gym.
Awesome-ness strikes when you have a bunch of monkeys like you who accompany you swinging in the gym.
Get to climb the coconut tree together, the banana tree, rambutan, durians, etc.
Of course, some days we cannot attend our climbing classes due to some events, like sick or dinner, etc.
But this cocky monkey friend of mine from the start of the gym he has been soooo determine to own his monkey muscles.
Unfortunately, he has not done anything but go to mini climbing lessons and come home non-sweaty situations.
The way he climbs tree also not as hardworking as others.

Even though there’s this monkey girl friend who goes to gym alternate days, she works twice harder than that monkey guy friend.
I have this awesome pair of twins that work triple, harder than that dude.
Can you imagine, a male monkey who lose to female monkeys?
And yet, at home, he complaint to a friend saying that he regretted joining the gym because he does not go to classes just climb trees.
Honestly, you have determination, but where’s your mind set.
You always give excuses of not joining us in classes.
And of course I get furious.
Each time you didn’t join! You freaking rich is it?
Or you expect to wake up one day and have this super abs on your tummy.
You need hard work. And yet he confessed to this friend of mine telling the reason why he didn’t go to classes because he is ashamed for not climbing trees correctly.

HELLO. No one’s good in classes okay.
Even me, I made mistakes during classes. And mistakes are meant to be learn.
Then you’ll catch the steps etc.
Even the girls are not afraid of mistakes.
The other monkey dude friend also not that good in classes but he had his fun. And he sweat more than you.

And I heard from that monkey dude friend of mine saying that this please-give-me-abs-super-fast-without-climbing-trees monkey friend I keep scolding him for not coming to class.
Hell yeah! If I don’t do that to you means I do not care for you. I’ll be like.. oh okay. It’s your lost.
But I am trying to force you to go since you so want your invisible abs badly.
Motivate you to come, show you that there’s nothing to fear for doing mistakes while burning fat.
Plus, you never go to classes of course I am mad la.

Well, I’ve learnt my lesson by caring for someone who thinks otherwise.
So each time when you give me reasons, I’ll smile and just say ok.
Let your money burn more. Tee-Hee!
I am glad that other friends really work hard for what they pay for.

PS : I use monkeys because to cheer me up. Note that I am one of those monkeys that goes to gym too. Tree climbing is so fun! LOL

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The moral of this post is that, even though this monkey stubborn friend of mine think otherwise of what I have done for him. Smile and don’t bother much anymore once you know about how he thinks.
Sometimes, things are meant to be. Instead, care for others who cares for you back.
Different monkeys have different way of caring. =) But for this one, maybe he’s too unique since I’ve used alot of monkey ways.

It’s not that I do not miss you.
We all do.
Each time I glance at the bunny, I see you.

Do take care of your health.
Relax at the same time ya.
Anything you know where to find me, right?

People tend to stare at our eyes and ask..
if our color contact lens makes us see everything according to the color we are wearing.

This means, if I wear pink contacts, I’ll be seeing you in pink shades.
How cool is that!
You know I’d love everything to be pink.
Unfortunately sweetie, it does not work that way.

You do know that we see things via the little black thingy which located in between of our eye balls.
That is why you get to see colored contacts with transparent layer there and around the color area.

Okay maybe I suck in explaining but do yourself and google ya.
If by any chances you do see colors, maybe the colored area is practically covering your eye sight.
Which means you have bigger eye balls than us?

*shrugs*

I miss those days!

Thinking of how to earn more money, while our Government is always increasing prices of petrol, taxes, etc.
How can we simply save while enjoy life.

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During lunch, we were in one of my colleague’s car.
And he tuned into this Chinese radio station.
We listened to this love story whereby this guy waited for this girl for 10 years.
So dedicated.
It made one of the guys went all emo because he has been through this.
It made me more sad because it’s happening to me.
This year, it will be 9 years, him waiting for me.
But the story in the radio, the guy didn’t even have any girlfriends while waiting for her.
So much dedication!
But this guy who has loved me for 9 years.. well, he’s with 3 girls while waiting for me.
And he confessed to me 2 years ago?
After he broke up with the other 2 girls.
At times, I wonder why I didn’t end up with him since he won’t cheat you, etc.
Even parents adore him, maybe because he’s working now compare to my bf now who’s 3 years younger.

Maybe because the devoted part is missing.
Deep down inside, I feel bad but I know he’s doing great now.
With this lovely girl.

But if I do end up with him, if I could rewind time.
I think I won’t be here now.
I don’t think I could even make friends with my awesome classmates who are now my colleagues.
I also don’t think I’ll get this far.
Maybe I’ll get better jobs there with him.
But I am glad I choose this route.
Because I might be in a worst life.
You have no idea.

But if He is meant for me, one day or another we will be together, no matter what

Thank you for always being there for you.
You know who you are.

While scanning, we talked about little things.
Then it hit me..
He asked : “Sharon, what do you wanna do actually?”
He was wondering what I wanna work as.
Told him, I love graphic design but I love dancing more.
Setting up a studio, is out of the question.

There’s once my dancing teachers wanted to give me this opportunity.
To set up a studio and teach dancing.
Part of the income have to go back to them.
Due to licensing and all.
Parents grew worrier, saying how can I survive next time.
It tore me up apart. Malaysia is so conservative.

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I am currently having problems of myself.
I can’t have so much freedom.
It’s like being tied up.
Everywhere I go, he will be there.
He never like to tweet, but he signed up to one just because I love tweeting.
I work, he’s there the next few months.
I dance, he’s there the next few weeks.
Going gym was the best time cause I get to spend time alone to myself,
A month later, he’s there.
Now he wanna read whatever I blog.
I just want at least something for myself.
Can’t I deserve this?

I am just sad.

Okay, I saw her picture and she is superly cute.
No wonder you love her.
If I am a guy I would be head over toes for her too!!

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*flip new page*
These days parents are not at home.
So I have to wake up early, to clean up the whole house.
I’ll cook breakfast for baby brother, bf and I, wash clothings, sweep floor and fold the clothings.
It’s been days but I think I gotten the hang of it.
But right after lunch, I sat on my chair, I get sleepy easily.
Which is superly bad.
How can I be so energetic and responsible at the same time?

On a brighter note,
Gym always makes me happy.
Even I’m having a bad day.
Dancing class is so fun!
I dance all the sadness away.
Replacing them with happiness.

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Body Combat.

However, weather there is pretty chilly.
Clothings are rather thick and warm.
If bring it back, I won’t be able to wear them.
Only admire them, how like that?