Romney and Gingrich Love To Laugh!!

We are so totally screwed if these guys keep it up. Relentless people-eaters like Romney and Gingrich will happily come along and gobble up our children if given half the chance.

The only thing that makes this more fitting is the CNN logo right behind them as they go with their full-on belly laugh. Their tie contrast is also excellent – Tailored black suits and colorful ties for contrast. It is not hard to imagine going from this straight to the Paycheck Potluck Lunch to discuss the needs of people on welfare, who they both can clearly relate to.

If you have any other great photos of Mitt or Newt (yes, their real names) being terrifying, please share them with us in the comments or anonymously at iknowalizard@lizardpersonornot.com.

Do they seem to never age, no matter how much time passes?

Do they have an usually angular or strong jaw, with many muscles in it? Does it open to an unusual angle?

Do they ever exhibit bizarre or unusual arrogance, like someone who knows something is coming?

Have you ever observed them showing unusual interest in shiny objects or spaceships?

Are you actually familiar with their family? Does anyone in their family exhibit similar tendencies? They may be a plant in the family, or they may be an entire family of lizard people!

Sheikh Sabah al-Ahmad al-Sabah

Let’s imagine for a minute that you’re one of the most fantastically rich men in the world, and you run a small oil-rich country in the Middle East. In the past two months, two guys (both lizard people) that you’re acquainted with have been thrown out of similar jobs (Tunisia) or are about to be (Egypt), and are on the run from their own population. What do you do?

If you’re Sheikh Sabah al-Ahmad al-Sabah of Kuwait, you write a check to each of your resident citizens in your country in hopes that it will help keep them quiet and happy. No surprise, there’s no hints of riots or mass dissent in Kuwait now that this law has been passed. On the other hand, Kuwait also doesn’t have some of the same symptoms that Tunisia and Egypt (and many other nations in the Middle East) do. Many of the nations currently experiencing unrest also face truly epidemic unemployment, a lack of basic social services that would make even the GOP here in America cry, and overwhelming corruption in the public sector.

If you are the lizard person leader of an country, is paying off your citizens in return for not rioting stabilizing potential unrest, or just fattening the calf so that when the day comes that you begin eating your citizens, they are well fed?

Omar Suleiman - Possible Lizard Person?

It’s been suggested that Omar Suleiman, the newly appointed Vice President of Egypt is a Lizard Person. This doesn’t seem to be an impossible idea – He’s also in charge of the national intelligence bureau, and was described in the BBC as: “While he has shown little political ambition, General Suleiman has often been mentioned as a possible successor to the 82-year-old Mr Mubarak.

He would continue in the trend of military strongmen who have led Egypt since the 1952 revolution.”

He may or may not be a lizard person who’s trying to take the reigns of a country in chaos to preserve firm LP control of the nation when Mubarak Gets Out. We will continue to monitor the situation closely, and update you when we know more.

Hosni Mubarak a Lizard Person

Hosni Mubarak, the president of Egypt, has watched as his country was overrun this week in a series of Counter-Lizard Person revolts against his rule. At this point, he has been effectively all but disposed by the popular movement of people in his country. While we wait to see a clear leader emerge and bring the country forward, it’s critical to realize the victories against the autocratic, people-eating lizard persons of North Africa. Take heart and see the power that all people offer when they rise up against their oppressors. Unemployment being over 25% and half the country living in poverty gave the people of Egypt (and Tunisia) no great love or reason to continue to back their leaders.

What other national figures in the world are lizard people who must be resisted? Let us know. iknowalizard@lizardpersonornot.com

Rex Ryan Is A Lizard Person

We’ve just identified Rex Ryan as a lizard person sports coach. His floppy neck, jowls, fits of rage and bizarre arrogance are all key indicators of being a lizard person foot soldier. In what other situation would someone who was just humiliated challenge his opponent to another fight? Not many.

Looking at him at right, it’s pretty clear what’s going on in this scene: He’s inspecting potential meals on the field before he devours one and reports back to Lizard Person central on their spaceship. We should keep a sharp eye out for any other suspicious public behaviors that will help us understand the general motivations and behaviors of all lizard people, so that we can better identify them and track others like him in the population. Our goals are not to capture or remove just one threatening lizard person, but all of them!

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Spiro Agnew Was A Lizard Person

A clear agent of the Lizard People can rise quickly into a position of power like that – it can be set up. Luckily his own greed and attitudes got the best of him  and took him down even faster. Since then, the lizard people learned that they need to be just a little more stealthy and clever. Spiro Agnew was a painful lesson to them that they can’t get away with just anything. They got clever after he was thrown bodily out of politics and law.

Even the Lizard People temporarily pretended to be rid of Agnew – his portrait was removed from the Maryland State House Governor’s Room for almost 20 years. It was only reinstated in the mid-90′s when they believed it was safe and that people had forgotten. We have not forgotten that Spiro Agnew was a lizard person!

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Tony Hayward Is A Lizard Person

Yeah, Tony Howard is definitely a lizard person. Seriously. Look at him. BP was two steps away from intentionally dumping millions of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico to try and poison and kill us all and our food and the whole ocean, really. They were so criminally negligent because they almost wanted it to happen. Screw this guy and the hard hat he’s wearing, he’s a lizard person trying to take over the world and eat us all.

Who’s going to resist a giant British lizard person who is actively poisoning the world’s oceans and trying to figure out how to bail out his company first and save  the lives and livelihoods of millions of living things second? They are so screwed and we should all be glad, this is a step back for lizard people’s world domination if we can recover from the ruining of our oceans!

Are chemical dispersants the solution for humanity by the lizard people?

the winnipeg police are lizard people!

This one comes to us from alert Lizard Person Or Not reader Sarah, who sent us the following alert:

All the senior Manitoba Justice officials are greedy, flesh-eating Lizard Overlords who are assisted by their mindless lizard minions – the Winnipeg police in abducting oppressed, impoverished Natives, mostly women, to be used for a quick convenient snack food source. These lizard officials know that that these (500 at last count)missing Native women will not elicit any public outcry due to pervasive Canadian rascism. These lizard-reptiles also exist in other provinces of Canada and generally prey on ethnic minorities, especially First Nation people.

Apparently, Manitoba has a full-fledged infestation of lizard people who are systematically attacking and eating First Nation people in Canada. It’s incredible how blatantly they are being about this – Simply grabbing them off the street and from their homes and devouring them in front of their families before moving on. It’s currently unknown why they are favoring women. If you have any more information about the Manitoba or Winnipeg area and these incidents, please let us know!

The Police everywhere are pretty clearly instruments of lizard person enforcement and action, whether willing or unwillingly or whether they even realize it. They may be unwitting participants in this grand conspiracy and so deliberate efforts can be made to save those who have not been replaced by a Lizard Person doppelgänger.

Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is definitely a lizard person. Given the amount of time he spends in dark, musty offices fiddling with the American economy, he rarely has time to come to the surface and feed on American children playing in the yard.

If you see this man near your house, don’t call the police. Just bring your children inside and tell him that you don’t have any treasury bonds or children to eat.

It’s possible that Ben was once a good man and not a lizard person, because he grew up waiting tables and doing construction work. Since then, he’s been approving big bank mergers and not-so-secretly helping keep the AIG kleptocracy in motion. Beware!