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Selena Gomez , Kelly Brook Bikini , Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga Highlight the Twitpic Roundup

2015-01-18T11:24:00.001-08:00

Girls working out. Girls suntanning. Girls hanging out in skimpy outfits. It’s all here in this week’s Twitpic Roundup. Just when you thought it was safe to pull up the plastic sheeting, nay, resist, resist. The lovely ladies with the mighty fine bodies and the super egos are working their social media magic to make you lust them even more. It works just like that. A social contract nobody signed up for, but we all abide by. Hotties show off, oglers watch. Surrender now.

This week’s Twitpic Roundup includes Selena Gomez all kinds of fine, Lady Gaga and her new yoga body, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga fun time, Kelly Brook bikini booty, Bella Thorne workout booty, Izabel Goulart bikini hotness, and much much more. You owe it to Al Gore for inventing this Internet thing in the first place to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shares. They form a healthy part of a balanced diet. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Swimsuits For Vogue Australia

2015-01-18T11:17:00.002-08:00

Kim Kardashian isn’t giving up her title as one of the most requested to be photographed women by the major magazines. Say what you will of Kim, some of it not that pleasant, but every editor at every fashion and style magazine wants hot photos of Kim in their magazine, or better yet, on their cover. She moves copies even as she moves the loins of men in her direction. Save the pretend games for when you’re speaking in public spaces. She’s got a curvy allure that has been working for a while now.

Kim’s latest appearance is on the pages of Vogue Australia. She spends a good deal of time pimping her family name Down Under, making her one of the most sought after celebrity names in that country. Everybody wants to see Kim in a bathing suit, her body literally made for such exhibition. She doesn’t disappoint. It’s a bit more glamorous than how we’re often used to seeing Kim, but, let her have her moment in the sun and just watch. There’s always time down the road for the negative stuff. Enjoy.

Nikki Lund Bikini While Surfing in Malibu

2015-01-10T12:44:00.001-08:00

Model and fashion designer and I’m going to add veteran bikini temptress to her unofficial LinkedIn profile, Nikki Lund decided to hit the surf, though it’s unclear whether she did surf or just strut about the beach in her little bikini showing off her fine female form beneath the beach showers and sunlight. I’d accept her either way.

We’ve seen Nikki Lund now in several workout outfits and bikinis. She really is a special treat considering her basic toolbox of outstanding ta-ta’s and her understanding of how to be candidly framed for a memorable photo. I think I might just take up surfing myself. Or at least offer to wax her board. Does that sound dirty? It’s supposed to...

Iggy Azalea Flashes During Performance In Las Vegas

2015-01-04T06:05:00.001-08:00

Iggy Azalea has been really busy lately. She’s got so many appearances and concerts that sometimes she forgets basic things like wearing a bra. In a performance in Las Vegas she showed off some major cleavage to the crowd. Iggy has got a seriously nice pair of ta-tas. I think of all of the current crop of pop princesses, I’d take Iggy’s boobage over all the rest. The best part is that she knows she’s got a nice rack and she likes to show it off. I totally appreciate that. Of course, Iggy has also got a pretty epic booty. It’s the only butt I’ve ever seen to rival that of the greatest booty of all time: Jennifer Lopez. That’s why that “Booty” video of theirs was played so many times at my house. It was a dream come true for ol’ Jack

I should get tickets for the next time Iggy come to town. An outfit like that is just begging for a nip slip and I want to be front and center for that.

Casey Batchelor Reminds Us Why It’s Such a Blessing When Big Bosom Girls Shoes Come Untied

2015-01-04T06:02:00.001-08:00

There’s something simply graceful about girls with big ole yams reaching down to tie their shoes. Sure, it’s not super gentlemanly to stare at a woman’s cleavage baring down her top, but at times the bounds of chivalry must be expanded for the sake of the leering tingles. Like peeking at the maximum bodacious goodness of Britty reality star Casey Batchelor bending over to get those laces. She has some rather noteworthy winter melons that simply must be visually scanned to be appreciated.

While numerous of my New Year’s resolutions require me to be a more decorous fellow, several more compel me to double down on my ogling efforts lest a I miss a solid share for you dear readers. Life is really a balancing act. My scales tend to go off kilter when the likes of Casey Batchelor start leaning forward in low cut tops. I am only human. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures in Miami

2015-01-04T05:57:00.001-08:00

My dearly belusted killer tush bikini girl Claudia Romani opened up the New Year with a delightful view of her magical thumper and all over hot body, showing the international models just how things are done in Miami. The competition is so rough and tough for best booty and female form in bikini on the beach, it’s like watching an all-star game every single day. Only the top tier talent need apply. If you’re not working out daily and blessed with the superior genes I’ve only read about in magazines, you might as well stay home in sweats. This game separates the girls from the women.

Claudia, I intend to make virtual love to your booty throughout the coming year, hopefully in blissful matrimony, even understand that such a noteworthy oxymoron has never existed. This is a wonderful start. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures in Miami

Alexis Ren Could Not Be More Barely Legal

2014-12-19T12:17:00.001-08:00

I stand accused of finding Alexis Ren to be just out of this universe in the department. This blonde native L.A. model has twisted my insides and untwisted by outsides since the day I first laid peeps upon her. And, now, well, now Alexis is eighteen and I’ve got some things to say about Alexis in this uber sextastic Mitch Tomlinson photoshoot.

Things like, Alexis, might I inspect your navel for a couple hours while blindfolded. Consider it an ancient Inuit getting to know each other tradition prior to me making many many babies with you. I don’t necessarily want to raise the children, but we can find them good homes in celebrity domiciles while we proceed to make more. We shall be fruitful and multiple and not wear any clothing for the next decade or so as we go about our sacred mission of planting and reaping and repeating. Damn, you look so good. I would give up gluten for you. But, please, don’t make me. If we’re to create many miracles in many positions, I’m going to need some pizza. I think I just cried. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Amazing Instagram Pics

2014-12-19T12:12:00.001-08:00

Arianny Celeste
Model
Penelope Lopez Marquez, known professionally as Arianny Celeste, is an American ring girl and model. She is best known for being a ring girl for the UFC. She is also a co-host on TV Show Overhaulin' Wikipedia
Born: November 12, 1985 (age 29), Las Vegas-Paradise, NV Metropolitan Statistical Area, Nevada, United States
Nationality: American
Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
Full name: Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez
Education: Palo Verde High School, University of Nevada, Las Vegas

We truly are living in digitally interesting times. I know all this technology is important in the fields of medicine and education and public safety and other less important matters, but what it's done for the ability to translate celebrity ego into celebrity hot social media pics really must b...

Fernanda Uesler One Piece Swimsuit Beautiful Body Throwdown on Miami Beach

2014-12-19T12:07:00.002-08:00

Interesting. Very interesting. Brazilian model and beach comber extraordinaire Fernanda Uesler opted to throw her hat into the Cute body on the beach contest in a bright one piece swimsuit rather than a bikini. Granted, this isn’t your granny’s boardwalk bathing suit. Nay, this sleek little body hugging and lady parts revealing number is quite fashion forward. Not to mention other things leaning toward the front as you ogle this fine Sudamericana transplant engaged in the most epic silent body battle in the history of beach-hood.

Fernanda Uesler isn’t just some ‘ch*ck on the beach’. She’s a divine presence flashing her fineries in one-piece style. This could be a complete game changer. And, trust me, this is the most wonderful game ever invented. Enjoy.

Actrees Kaley Cuoco

2014-12-19T11:56:00.002-08:00

Kaley Christine Cuoco-Sweeting 2] is an American actress, known for her roles as Bridget Hennessy on the ABC sitcom 8 Simple Rules (2002–2005), Billie A model and commercial actress from the age of 6, Kaley Cuoco's first major role was in the TV movie Quicksand: No Escape (1992) with Donald Sutherland and ...

Maitland Ward Christmas

2014-12-19T11:52:00.000-08:00

It looks as though American actress Maitland Ward lost herself a little when she was putting the Christmas decorations up earlier this week.

The funny lady must have had a couple of pieces of tinsel and a string of fairy lights left over, so naturally she stripped off and covered her naked body with it.

Wearing nothing but a pair of red lacy pants, the lovely lady, who is perhaps best known for her role on Boy Meets World, lit up the room with her outfit of lights and glitter.

She then turned her back to the camera, as she gave her baubles a little tweak as she got back to work on her Christmas tree.

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2014-11-28T13:45:00.000-08:00

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2014-11-28T13:41:00.002-08:00

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