Well my expo-protected friends, an alliance has been achieved with the feline contingency. In our war for world domination, we have made a powerful ally on this day. The world shall tremble, shall feel the wrath of the furry claws at our sides!

Pics from inside the magazine below

When she's not kissing her Female Costars she likes to cook!

And instead of explain this I’m just going to play a song.

We don’t have to open our beady little eyes much to see that Prof West be real tuff grabbing the mic from the skinny little teen age country music star.

It takes a big man to stand up to the man – especially when she’s a skinny little girl.

We salute you!

Picture by PixelChick

In her new movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Panettiere drops her towel.

“I was really naked,” Hayden told E! News. “I had these little sticky petals on my boobs, but that was about it.

The Blond It Girl stated “I’m cool with my body. I’m cool running around undressed and all that stuff…” And frankly so are we!

The satirist Sasha Cohen only goes on to make himself look like an insensative lout. We think secretly his mission was A) to get to be number one on GLAAD’s most hated list and B) get republicans to like Ron Paul more then gay people.

If that’s the case:

A) good try, but you could have never know Perez Hilton was going to be super awesome and pull the big bombs out

B) mission accomplished.

When we invade, we promise to make Sasha Cohen a priority target for a good clawing. We’ll get the hermit crabs to use their little claws so it takes longer.