Lobsterfist

Literal lobsterwing #31

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:46:52 -0400

Literal lobsterwing #31

Close-up of the tip of the pincher fist. That’s right.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:44:11 -0400

Close-up of the tip of the pincher fist. That’s right.

Doing Cape May #2: This guy weighed in at 37.5 lbs before...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:25:38 -0400

Doing Cape May #2: This guy weighed in at 37.5 lbs before meeting the taxidermy man.

Beware the undersea birthday cabal, for it will get you real...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:49:33 -0400

Beware the undersea birthday cabal, for it will get you real drunk. #wickedjawesome #happybday

The Vietnamese gov’t knows how to party… stamp-wise....

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:21:35 -0400

The Vietnamese gov’t knows how to party… stamp-wise. @pho66

Literal lobsterfist #30: switch-stance pipe wrench

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:51:00 -0400

Literal lobsterfist #30: switch-stance pipe wrench

Okay, let’s make it a Twofer Tuesday and clear the air...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:01:36 -0400

Okay, let’s make it a Twofer Tuesday and clear the air after that last post of Ray Sipe’s “Mr. Lobster” mind-fuckery. Here’s the you-know-who performing you-know-what. Much better.

Apparently, someone traveled 20 years into the future and made a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:55:34 -0400

Apparently, someone traveled 20 years into the future and made a video of me. It’s chilling, to say the least. I just hope it’s not too late to get off the sauce and the lobsterfists and start acting like a normal human being before this comes to pass.

Keys to Castle Lobsterfist

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:40:00 -0400

Keys to Castle Lobsterfist

Literal lobsterfist #29, now with 100% more lobster tail

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:28:41 -0400

Literal lobsterfist #29, now with 100% more lobster tail

Doing Cape May #1: Stopped by the Lobster House Restaurant....

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:22:00 -0400

Doing Cape May #1: Stopped by the Lobster House Restaurant. It’s a great place if you need content for your neglected little lobster blog. It’s not such a great place if you like good or even halfway decent food.

“The Best Way to Eat a Lobster,” by America’s...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:57:48 -0400

“The Best Way to Eat a Lobster,” by America’s Test Kitchen via Lifehacker. I’m very impressed by the move on the legs with the rolling pin, but if you ever try to rinse the tail in my house you’re gonna get slapped. And while we’re at it, just grow up already and eat the tomalley.

Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years....

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:27:00 -0400

Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years. Lobster on shack, Plymouth, Massachusetts, New England, USA. Thanks to Captain Acid Queen for the submission.

Check these out, flyfisters. Reebok Reserve “Lobster...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:03:57 -0400

Check these out, flyfisters. Reebok Reserve “Lobster Harvest” Prime Court Mids. On sale April 1. Not even fooling. Thanks to DE for the tip.

Literal Lobsterfist # something-or-other. Seems like this thing...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:52:00 -0400

Literal Lobsterfist # something-or-other. Seems like this thing is catching on. @BlueBloodBrand (courtesy of Gaiser)

Stellar About.com office decor. @aboutdotcom

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 14:38:28 -0500

Stellar About.com office decor. @aboutdotcom

Literal lobsterfist #27

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:48:09 -0500

Literal lobsterfist #27

Lobsterfist thoroughly approves of “Lobster Magnet”...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:42:12 -0500

Lobsterfist thoroughly approves of “Lobster Magnet” by Ben and Garrry. Perhaps the greatest lobster song since “Rock Lobster.” Thank you, Internet.

Jacques Pepin can handle a lobster.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:22:00 -0500

Jacques Pepin can handle a lobster.

Indeed, Nerval, indeed: “I have a liking for lobsters....

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:45:37 -0500

Indeed, Nerval, indeed: “I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark, and they don’t gobble up your monadic privacy like dogs do.”