Funny and Memorable Quotes

Jessica Simpson Quote about Tuna

Sun, 6 Jul 2008 12:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the TV show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica by Jessica Simpson about tuna.

Ogden Nash Quote about Marriage and Birthdays

Sun, 6 Jul 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the book 20,000 Quips & Quotes by Ogden Nash about marriage and birthdays.

Jaws Quote about the Water

Sat, 5 Jul 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Jaws by Roy Scheider (Police Chief Martin Brody) and Richard Dreyfuss (Matt Hooper) about the water.

Tommy Boy Quote about Earth

Sat, 5 Jul 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Tommy Boy by David Spade (Richard) about Earth.

Independence Day Quote about Words

Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Independence Day by Randy Quaid about words.

Grey's Anatomy Quote about Defending Dr Sloan

Fri, 4 Jul 2008 10:20:00 EST

Quote fromt he TV show Grey's Anatomy by Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey) and Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan) about defending Dr Sloan.

Famous Star Wars Quote about the Force

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 12:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the classic movie Star Wars by Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi) about the force.

Lisa Lampanelli Quote about Being a Girlfriend

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Lisa Lampanelli about being a girlfriend.

Famous Forest Gump Quote about Running

Tue, 1 Jul 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the movie Forest Gump by Robin Wright Penn (Jenny) about running.

Dane Cook Quote about Nick DiPaolo's Comedy Album

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary by Dane Cook about Nick Dipaolo's comedy album.

Famous Sixth Sense Quote

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the movie The Sixth Sense by Haley Joel Osment.

David Letterman Quote about Paris Hilton in Jail

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Late Show with David Letterman by David Letterman about Paris Hilton in Jail.

George Carlin Quote about Herpes

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the HBO special George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! by George Carlin about herpes.

Stewie Griffin Quote about Something Disgusting

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EST

Quote from the funny TV cartoon Family Guy by Stewie Griffin about something disgusting.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Quote about Dancing

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith by Brad Pitt (John Smith) and Angelina Jolie (Jane Smith) about dancing.

Black Sheep Quote about the Black Angel of Death

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Black Sheep by David Spade and Chris Farley about the Black Angel of Death.

Tonight Show Quote about Chuck Noris and Iraq

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from The Tonight Show by Jay Leno about Chuck Noris and Iraq.

Family Guy Quote about What Time It Is

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from the funny TV cartoon Family Guy by Lois Griffin and Brian Griffin about what time it is.

Waiting Quote about Calling a Chick

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Waiting ... by Ryan Reynolds (Monty) about calling a chick.

Martin Luther King Quote About Wallowing

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from Dr Martin Luther King Jr's I Have a Dream Speech by Dr Martin Luther King Jr about wallowing.

Evan Esar Quote about Father's Day and Mother's Day

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the book 20,000 Quips & Quotes by Evan Esar about Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Will Ferrell Academy Awards Quote about a Director's Arsenol

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:50:00 EST

Quote from the 2004 Academy Awards Show by Will Ferrell about a director's arsenol.

David Letterman Quote about the Perfect Father's Day Gift

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:20:00 EST

Quote from the Late Show with David Letterman about the perfect Father's Day gift.

Evan Esar Quote about your Wife's Birthday

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EST

Quote from the book 20,000 Quips & Quotes by Evan Esar about your wife's birthday.

Wayne's World Mike Myers Quote about a Gun Rack

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Wayne's World by Mike Myers (Wayne Campbell) about a gun rack.

One Tree Hill Quote about Dreams

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show One Tree Hill by Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer) about dreams.

House Quote about Interviewing

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show House by Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) and Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) about interviewing.

Chanukah Song Quote about Paul Newman and Goldie Hawn

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the song The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler about Paul Newman and Goldie Hawn.

300 Movie Quote about Madness

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie 300 by Gerard Butler (King Leonidas) about madness.

Dane Cook Quote about Hell

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from Comedy Central Presents by Dane Cook about hell.

Famous Incredible Hulk Quote about Being Made Angry

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous Quote from the TV show The Incredible Hulk by Bill Bixby (Dr. David Bruce Banner) about being made angry.

Incredibles Quote about Dad in Trouble

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the cartoon movie The Incredibles by Holly Hunter (Elastigirl) and Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr)

Stewie Griffin Family Guy Quote about Counting and Shooting

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny TV cartoon Family Guy by Stewie Griffin about counting and shooting.

Old School Quote about a Crush

Sun, 8 Jun 2008 20:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Old School by Ellen Pompeo and Luke Wilson about a crush.

Fight Club Quote about Some Rules

Sun, 8 Jun 2008 14:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Fight Clube by Brad Pitt about some rules.

Simpsons Quote about Grampa Raising Homer

Wed, 4 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny TV cartoon The Simpsons by Marge, Selma, and Homer about Grampa Raising Homer.

Beer League Quote about Hitting a Home Run

Sun, 1 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Beer League by Artie Lange and Ralph Macchio about hitting a home run.

Vince Vaughn Wedding Crashers Quote about Rule #115

Sun, 1 Jun 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Wedding Crashers by Vince Vaughn about rule #115.

Tudors Quote about Defeating Evil

Sat, 31 May 2008 21:20:00 EST

Quote from the TV show The Tudors by James Frain (Thomas Cromwell) about defeating evil.

Dane Cook Quote about Being Drunk

Sat, 31 May 2008 15:20:00 EST

Quote from Comedy Central Presents and on the Harmful If Swallowed comedy album by Dane Cook about being drunk.

Martha Stewart Quote about Saying the Wrong Thing

Fri, 30 May 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from Late Night with Conan O'Brien by Martha Stewart and Conan O'Brien about saying the wrong thing.

Ghostbusters II Quote about New Yorkers

Thu, 29 May 2008 13:20:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Ghostbusters II by David Margulies (Mayor Lenny) about New Yorkers

Friends Quote about Knowing Something

Thu, 29 May 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from the funny TV show Friends by Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing) and Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani) about knowing something.

Dr Evil Austin Powers Quote about His Name

Tue, 27 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery by Brian George (UN Secretary) and Mike Myers (Dr. Evil) about his name.

Talladega Nights Quote about Being First

Tue, 27 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby by Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

Indian Jones 4 Quote about What Indiana Jones Does

Mon, 26 May 2008 06:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull by Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams) and Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) about what Indiana Jones does.

Chuck and Larry Quote about a Sister

Sun, 25 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry by Nicholas Turturro (Renaldo Pinera) about his sister.

Famous Naked Gun Quote about Swimming in Raw Sewage

Sun, 25 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the funny movie The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear by Leslie Nielsen (Lt Frank Drebin) about swimming in raw sewage.

300 Movie Quote about Dining

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie 300 by Gerard Butler(King Leonidas) about dining.

Good Luck Chuck Quote Being Single

Sat, 24 May 2008 16:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Good Luck Chuck by Dan Fogler (Dr. Stu Kaminsky) and Dane Cook (Dr. Charlie Logan) about being single.

Mike Birbiglia Quote about Catholics

Fri, 23 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the comedy special Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing by Mike Birbiglia about Catholics.

Grey's Anatomy Quote about Being Thought a Couple

Fri, 23 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Grey's Anatomy by Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres), Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey), and Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang) about being thought a couple.

Batman Quote about Beauty and the Beast

Thu, 22 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Batman by Jack Nicholson (Joker) about beauty and the beast.

Robert Frost Quote abot Poets like Shakespeare

Thu, 22 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the book 20,000 Quips & Quotes by Robert Frost about poets like Shakespeare.

Artie Lange Quote about Hank Azaria and George Takei

Tue, 20 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Artie Lange about Hank Azaria and George Takei.

Will Ferrell Undeclared Basketball Quote

Tue, 20 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Undeclared by Will Ferrell about basketball.

Dexter Quote about Secrets

Sat, 17 May 2008 07:20:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Dexter by Michael C. Hall (Dexter Morgan) abotu secrets.

Mark Twain Quote about the Bible

Fri, 16 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the book 20,000 Quips and Quotes by the author Mark Twain abou the bible.

Law & Order SVU Quote about Gambling

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Law & Order: Special Victims Unit by B.D. Wong (Dr. George Huang) and Christopher Meloni (Detective Elliot Stabler) about gambling.

Dane Cook Quote about Penguins

Wed, 14 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live by Dane Cook about penguins.

Spaceballs Quote about Being Afraid

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Spaceballs by John Candy (Barf) about being afraid.

Craig Ferguson Quote about Vegas and Amsterdam

Tue, 13 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson by Craig Ferguson about Vegas and Amsterdam.

Howard Stern Show Quote about the Movie 300

Sun, 11 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Robin Quivers and Artie Lange about Iran and the movie 300.

Last Boyscout Quote about Middle Names

Sun, 11 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Last Boyscout by Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans about middle names.

Everybody Loves Raymond Quote about what Mommy Says

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:20:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond by Ray Romano (Ray Barone) and Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone) about what mommy says.

Indiana Jones Quote about a New Experience

Sat, 10 May 2008 16:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade by Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones) and Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) about a new experience.

Denis Leary The Ref Quote about Moms

Fri, 9 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Ref by Denis Leary about Moms.

Sky High Quote about Eating Animals

Fri, 9 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Sky High by Kelly Preston and Danielle Panabaker about eating animals.

Top Chef Mark Quote about a Really Good Chef

Tue, 6 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Top Chef from Mark Simmons about a really good chef.

Wedding Crashers Quote about a Tattoo

Tue, 6 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Wedding Crashers by Vince Vaughn about a tattoo.

40 Year Old Virgin Quote about Sex Acts

Mon, 5 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin by Nancy Walls (Health Clinic Counselor) and David Koechner (Dad at Health Clinic) about sex acts.

Famous Quote from Enemy of the State

Mon, 5 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the movie Enemy of the State by Will Smith and Gene Hackman.

Ghost Busters Quote about Drilling a Hole

Sun, 4 May 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Ghost Busters by Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman) and Harold Ramis (Dr. Egon Spengler) about drilling a hole.

One Tree Hill Quote about Dark Reflections

Sun, 4 May 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show One Tree Hill by Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott) about dark reflections.

Varsity Blues Quote about America's Funniest Home Videos

Sat, 3 May 2008 18:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Varsity Blues by Scott Caan (Charlie Tweeder) about America's Funniest Home Videos.

Talladega Nights Lion King Quote

Sat, 3 May 2008 08:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby by Sacha Baron Cohen from the Leon King.

Lucky Slevin Quote about Height

Thu, 1 May 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Lucky Number Slevin by Josh Hartnett (Slevin Kelevra) and Lucy Liu (Lindsey) about height.

Grey's Anatomy Pathetic Quote

Thu, 1 May 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Grey's Anatomy by Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan) and Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd) about being pathetic.

House Quote about Worshiping

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:20:00 EST

Quote from the TV show House by Kal Penn (Kutner) and Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) about worshiping.

Dave Foley Quote about Canada's National Anthem

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Mad TV by Dave Foley about Canada's national anthem.

Terminator 2 Quote about Killing

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day by Edward Furlong (John Connor) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator) about killing.

Ace Ventura Life Quote

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective by Sean Young and Jim Carrey about life.

Howard Stern Quote about Hitler and The Tonight Show

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:20:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Howard Stern about Adolf Hitler and The Tonight Show.

Star Wars Quote about a Fool

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Star Wars by Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi)

Famous Stewie Griffin Familiy Guy Quote

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Famous quote from the TV cartoon Family Guy by Stewie Griffin.

30 Rock Quote about a 3-Way

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show 30 Rock by Tracy Morgan and Jerry Seinfeld about a 3-way.

Famous Die Hard Quote about Being a Cowboy

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Die Hard by Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber) and Bruce Willis (Officer John McClane) about being a cowboy.

Chris Rock Quote about Bill Gates and Oprah

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from Chris Rock's comedy album Never Scared by Chris Rock about Bill Gates and Oprah.

The Godfather Quote about Cannollis

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Godfather by Richard S. Castellano (Peter Clemenza) about cannollis.

Will Ferrell Zoolander Quote about Himself

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Zoolander by Will Ferrell about himself.

Ellen Page Juno Quote about Already Being Pregnant

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Juno by Ellen Page (Juno) about already being pregnant.

Mitch Hedberg Quote about a Rumors

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Mitch Hedberg about rumors.

Star Wars Quote about Fish

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace by Liam Neeson (Qui-Gon Jinn) about fish.

Evan Esar Crossword Quip about Food for Thought

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from a crossword puzzle by Evan Esar about food for thought.

Lord of the Rings Quote about Waiting

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King by John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) about waiting.

Pirates of the Caribbean Quote about the Pirate's Code

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl by Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann) and Geoffrey Rush (Barbossa) about the Pirate's Code.

Jeffrey Ross Quote about Artie Lange and Iraq

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Jeffrey Ross about Artie Lange and Iraq.

Dane Cook Quote about a Philosophical Question

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:50:00 EST

Quote from the Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary by Dane Cook about a philosophical question.

Lucky Number Slevin Quote about Being Called a Horse

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Lucky Number Slevin by Ben Kingsley about being called a horse.

Scrubs Quote about Hanging Out

Tue, 8 Apr 2008 10:20:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Scrubs by Tara Reid (Danni Sullivan) and Zach Braff (Dr. J.D. Dorian) about hanging out.

Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes Quote

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 11:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Planet of the Apes by Charlton Heston.

Emo Philips Quote about Nuclear Warheads

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Late Show with David Letterman by Emo Phillips about nuclear warheads.

George Takei Quote about Taking a Cab in Manhattan

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by George Takei about taking a cab in Manhattan.

Kim Cattrall Sex and the City Quote about Honeymoons

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Sex and the City by Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones) about honeymoons.

Snatch Declaration Quote

Wed, 2 Apr 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Snatch. by Dennis Farina about a declaration.

One Tree Hill Brokeback Mountain Quote

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show One Tree Hill by Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis) and Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer) refering to the movie Brokeback Mountain.

George Clooney Batman Quote

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by George Clooney about Batman.

Harry Potter Quote about Hitting Draco Malfoy

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) and Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) about hitting Draco Malfoy played by Tom Felton.

Ocean's Thirteen Quote about Labor Pains

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Ocean's Thirteen by Al Pacino about labor pains.

Grey's Anatomy Quote about Groups of People

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Grey's Anatomy by Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn) and Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres) about groups of people.

The Prince and Me Quote about Parents

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Prince & Me by Julia Stiles and Luke Mably about parents.

Rachael Ray Quote about Gravy

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the Rachael Ray Show by Rachael Ray about gravy.

Jerry Maguire Famous Quote

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Famouse quote from the movie Jerry Maguire by Renée Zellweger.

Family Guy Quote about Drinking

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the Family Guy by Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin about drinking.

Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, and Tracy Morgan Quote about Their Credentials

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from Saturday Night Live by Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, and Tracy Morgan about their credentials.

Becker Quote about a Psychiatrist

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Becker by Ted Danson and Steven Wrigth about a psychiatrist.

Juno Quote about Babies in China

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Juno by Ellen Page about babies in China.

Vince Vaughn Friend Quote

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Wedding Crashers by Vince Vaughn about a friend.

Chris Kattan Quote about Fantasy Island

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie A Night at the Roxbury by Chris Kattan about Fantasy Island

Tommy Boy Quote about John Hancock

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from Tommy Boy by David Spade and Chris Farley about John Hancock.

Jim Gaffigan Quote about SUVs

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from Late Night with Conan O'Brien by Jim Gaffigan about SUVs

Kicking & Screaming Quote about Lying

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Kicking & Screaming by Kate Walsh and Will Ferrell about lying.

David Arquette 3000 Miles to Graceland Quote

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie 3000 Miles to Graceland by David Arquette.

Howard Stern MySpace Quote about John Lennon

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Howard Stern about John Lennon on MySpace.

Lisa Lampanelli Quote about Jimmy Kimmel on Baywatch

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson by Lisa Lampanelli about Jimmy Kimmel on Baywatch

Dane Cook Quote about Cheese

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from Dane Cook's comedy album Relatiation by Dane Cook about cheese.

Peyton and Lindsey One Tree Hill Quotes

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show One Tree Hill by Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer) and Michaela McManus (Lindsey)

Paris Hilton Quote about the Wall Street Journal

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:50:00 EST

Quote from 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes... Ever by Paris Hilton about the Wall Street Journal.

New Amsterdam Quote about Changes

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show New Amsterdam by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (John Amsterdam) about changes.

Will Ferrell Elf Quote about How Santa Smells

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Elf by Will Ferrell about how Santa Claus smells.

Black Sheep War Quote

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Black Sheep by David Spade and Gary Busey about war.

Gandhi Quote about Eyes

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Gandhi by Ben Kingsley (Gandhi) about eyes.

Howard Stern Martin Luther King Jr Quote

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Howard Stern and Robin Quivers about Dr Martin Luther King Jr.

Owen Wilson Zoolander Quote about What He Lkes

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Zoolander by Owen Wilson about what he likes.

Everybody Loves Raymond Quote about Hugh Hefner

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond by Ray Romano (Ray Barone) about Hugh Hefner.

Varsity Blues Quote about Prison

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:20:00 EST

Quote from the movie Varsity Blues by James Van Der Beek (Jonathon Moxon) and Scott Caan (Charlie Tweeder) about prison.

Mr. Deeds Quote about Stephen King

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the funny movie Mr. Deeds by Adam Sandler about Stephen King.

Conan O'Brien Quote about a President Bush Quote

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from Late Night with Conan O'Brien by Conan O'Brien about a President Bush quote.

Howard Stern Birthday Quote

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the Howard Stern Show by Howard Stern about his kids' birthday.

Rocco DiSpirito Top Chef Quote about Cooking

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from season 4 of Top Chef by famous chef Rocco DiSpirito about cooking.

One Tree Hill Cheerleader Quote

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show One Tree Hill by Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott) and Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer) about being a cheerleader.

Al Pacino Godfather Quote about History

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie The Godfather: Part II by Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone) about history.

Emo Philips Quote about the Soviet Union

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Late Show with David Letterman by Emo Philips about the Soviet Union.

Rescue Me Quote about Relationships

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Rescue Me by Denis Leary and Gina Gershon about relationships.

Bernard Shaw Quote about the Irish Way

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from 20,000 Quips & Quotes by Bernard Shaw about the Irish way.

King Arthur Quote about Lonely Men

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie King Arthur by Ioan Gruffudd (Lancelot) and Keira Knightley (Guinevere) about lonely men.

Simpsons Quote about Conserving Energy

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV cartoon The Simpsons by Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson about conserving energy.

Juno Quote about a Pregnancy Test

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 07:50:00 EST

Quote from the movie Juno by Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page about a pregnancy test.

Will Ferrell Mr. Tarkanian Quote about Personal Calls

Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EST

Quote from the TV show Saturday Night Live by Will Ferrell as Mr. Tarkanian and Tina Fey about personal calls.