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SNL - Rude Buddha / 粗魯佛祖

2012-04-02T21:42:00.003+08:00

Linsay Lohan 客串

佛祖 - 受到世人的景仰
但是... 你了解佛祖不為人知的另一面嗎?

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滴水成河-A jug fills drop by drop (水壺由一滴滴的水裝滿)
Jugs另一個意思就是ㄋㄟㄋㄟ, 所以我諧音亂翻
The facts of life - 性的知識
悟道薄荷糖 - EnlightenMint (Enlightenment)
Pork - 豬肉 (猶太人不吃豬), 當動詞是指性行為, 這邊也諧音亂翻
樹倒在森林 - 一個哲學的問題:
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
有顆樹在森林倒下, 但是四周都沒有人聽見, 那這樣它算有發出聲音嗎?

The Dirty Youth - Fight

2012-03-28T22:05:00.000+08:00

Don't wanna go there, I've had a late night
I'm feeling nauseous, chemicals enter my brain
I'm a control freak, an internet geek
I get these cravings, to get out and escape

You know that it's fate, and now you can't see
You lose your conscience, and break the silence
The script is written, it's complicated
Oh, something's about to erupt

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight

I lose perception, don't wanna listen
Define the mess, and wait for you to try and explain
Is this addiction, or science fiction
The truth is out there, so get out and escape

Create distinction, to change your life now
Your private mission, open your vision
The script is written, this is corruption
Oh, something's about to erupt

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over

I lose control

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me over
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight

This time you've taken it too far
All I wanna do is fight, can't you see you're pushing me pushing me
Control freak this is who you are
All I wanna do is fight, I get the urge to fight

Mellowdrone - Fashionably Uninvited

2012-03-09T01:15:00.000+08:00

All of these folks
On the TV have their reasons
Like you on your hill
Consuming en masse with your buddies

Evertyime I watch them all go by
I take in a breath and let out a sigh
I don't know how much of this I can handle
Excuse me is my rant taking too long?
Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?
Just promise me that you'll never leave
I'd die if you leave me

When I was young
All of these things didn't matter
But now times have changed
And I wasn't paying attention

So fuck you and your mass media toys
That make being alive seem like a chore
I don't know how much of this I can handle
Excuse me is my rant taking too long?
Is it getting in the way of this lovely song?
Just promise me that you'll never leave
I'd die if you leave me

SNL - Super Showcase / 超級展示會：香達與芳達

2012-03-05T23:52:00.001+08:00

Maya Rudolph 客串

展示模特兒 - 香達與芳達

意圖使人笑場...

惡搞美國節目The Price Is Right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFFGFmn20k
(牛肉跟九... 好想知道題目到底是什麼啊!)

The National - About Today

2012-02-29T23:47:00.000+08:00

Today you were far away
and I didn't ask you why
What could I say
I was far away
You just walked away
and I just watched you
What could I say

How close am I to losing you

Tonight you just close your eyes
and I just watch you
slip away

How close am I to losing you

Hey, are you awake
Yeah I'm right here
Well can I ask you about today

How close am I to losing you
How close am I to losing

SNL - Beyonce and Jay-Z's Daughter / 碧昂絲女兒的滿月禮

2012-02-26T20:23:00.004+08:00

Maya Rudolph & Justin Timberlake 客串

眾星好友們一同祝賀Beyonce跟Jay-Z的寶貝女兒Blue Ivy的誕生

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Hova - Jay-Z的綽號 (Jehovah 耶和華)
Diana Ross - 美國~~歐陽菲菲~~
Kangol帽 - 冠希 LL Cool J 愛用
我生的是男生嗎 - If I Were A Boy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWpsOqh8q0M
單身美眉 - Single Lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
Bon Iver - 美國民謠歌手, 專輯在Wisconsin的山林錄製
JT唱的是這首: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWcyIpul8OE

SNL - New York Sports Now / 紐約運動即時報：林書豪

2012-02-23T19:47:00.017+08:00

因為現在是歐巴馬, 酸黑人就是顏色不對XD
諷刺從前是種族歧視的被害者
對到其他弱勢的族群時, 卻又變成加害者
詼諧的惡搞影片, 卻發人省思

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林雙關語: (諧音有夠難翻...)
豪取強奪 - Linvasion (入侵)
豪強烈 - Lintense (強烈.熱情)
不可書議 - Lindescribable - (難以言喻)
墜入林網 - Lin Love (墜入情網)
林林 - Linning - (惡搞Charlie Sheen口頭禪"Winning")
看影片就懂了:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
太驚亞了 - Amasian (驚訝)
林是尼克的幸運餅乾 - Good Fortune (中國幸運餅乾) 就像我們會稱韓國為泡菜
黃金雞 - Chicken - 刻板印象黑人愛吃雞
林場表現 - Lincidence (事件)
林爸投 - Mr. Roboto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE
林朝 - Lin Dynasty (朝代)
毫無林感 - Linsensitive (沒有感覺)
書言(失言) - Lincorrect (錯誤) 那段是講政治不正確, 因為歐巴馬是黑人

Jason Whitlock - Fox專欄作家, 之前林書豪對湖人得38分後在推特開了亞洲人的玩笑:
"Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight."
(今晚紐約有某位幸運小姐要感受幾吋長的痛楚)

ESPN則是在對黃蜂輸球後下了標題 "Chink in the armor" 的歧視雙關語

宮城師傅 - 電影小子難纏 師傅用打蠟教徒弟功夫
電影片段(大概1分55秒):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U

阿罵跳舞 - 美國節目 "孩子的爹不是你"
影片:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

Jackie Robbins - MLB傳奇球星, 黑人先鋒

SNL - Charles Barkley Post Game Translator / 老巴嘴砲翻譯機

2012-02-22T20:06:00.003+08:00

Charles Barkley 客串

每次賽後採訪都是一堆場面話?

讓了解教練跟球員們的心內話?

快去下載由籃球嘴砲師老巴所推出的 - "老巴嘴砲翻譯機"

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惡搞這些人的訪問片段:
Andy Reid - 老鷹教練 (自1999年以來, 再度開季1-4)
Bill Belichick - 愛國者教練 (球隊取得13-3佳績, AFC第一)
Mike Shanahan - 紅皮教練 (四連敗期間球隊平均11分)
(John Elway - 名人堂四分衛)
Rex Ryan - 噴射機教練 (在噴射機執教3季以來, 首度沒進季後賽)
David Wright - 大都會三壘手 (馬林魚跟費城人皆同為國東)
Kobe Bryant - 湖人一哥 (我是一哥我超強球給我)
Dwyane Wade - 熱火一哥 (LBJ粉絲不要罵我)
老巴 - (遇到喬神也只好自婊了)

SNL - Shots / 醉後決定帶壞你

2012-02-17T22:46:00.008+08:00

Paul Reubens & Anderson Cooper 客串

兩名男子喝醉後打主播跟警察

最後在朋友們的幫助下改邪歸正的勵志故事 (?)

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Paul Reubens: 喜劇演員, 著名角色是Pee Wee Herman
後面那三個玩偶是Pee Wee's Playhouse的角色: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo

"我知道你是, 那我呢?" I know you are, but what am I?
A: "你"是白癡!
B: 我知道"你"是, 那我呢?
看這個影片就會懂了: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8

Anderson Cooper: CNN主播

SHOTS!

SNL - You Forgot About Valentines Day / 你忘了情人節

2012-02-15T23:29:00.001+08:00

Zooey Deschanel 客串

男朋友少跟筋?
Zooey唱給妳聽

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Mazel Tov - 恭喜、祝好運 (希伯來語)
USA Today - 今日美國日報

Mazel Tov!

The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead

2012-02-14T00:40:00.000+08:00

別再問了! 情人節快樂:)

I once had a girlfriend,
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I'd go people would ask me where she was.

I don't want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head.

I don't want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.

I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy
Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how
She passed away.

I don't want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.

(My girlfriend's dead)
My girlfriend's dead you see,
It's a total lie, but it's easier on me
Than having to admit she likes someone else.

(My girlfriend's dead)
My girlfriend's dead you know,
Please change the subject or I am going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven.

I don't want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.

I once had a girlfriend,
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I'd go people would ask me where she was.

I don't want to talk about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
[x2]

Laurent Wolf - No Stress

2012-01-29T23:12:00.000+08:00

歡樂的假期就這樣結束了...
開始上班上學的朋友們, 新的一年加油吧!

I don't wanna work today
Maybe I just wanna stay
Just take it easy cause there's no stress.
I know it's not an awful crime,
Something special in my mind,
Nothing's gonna cause me distress.
I text my baby on her phone,
Try to get her sexy body home
That's the way I wanna spend my day.
Got to find an alibi,
Cause I don't wanna waste my time
I don't wanna feel distress.

It's not that I'm lazy
I think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
I think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
Think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
I'm just crazy

No stress

I think I'm just crazy
No need to fight against the feelings
Because the life is not depressing
No need to fight against the feelings
Because the life is not depressing

No stress
Oh-oh

I don't wanna work today
I don't wanna work today
I don't wanna work today
Maybe I just wanna stay
Just take it easy cause there's no stress.
I know it's not an awful crime
Something special in my mind
Nothing's gonna cause me distress.
I text my baby on her phone
Try to get her sexy body home
That's the way I wanna spend my day
Got to find an alibi
Cause I don't wanna waste my time
I don't wanna feel distress.

It's not that I'm lazy
I think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
I think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
Think I'm just crazy
It's not that I'm lazy
I'm just crazy

No stress
I think I'm just crazy
Not depressing

I don't wanna work today
Oh-oh
I don't wanna work today
I don't wanna work today
Oh-oh
I don't wanna work today

No need to fight against the feelings
Because the life is not depressing
No need to fight against the feelings
Because the life is not depressing

I don't wanna work today
Oh-oh
I don't wanna work today
No stress
I don't wanna work today
Oh-oh
I don't wanna work today

SNL - Mayan Calendar / 馬雅曆法

2012-01-18T20:02:00.005+08:00

Charles Barkley 客串

馬雅人來告訴你2012世界末日的真相

馬雅人: 我石頭只能刻到2012還要跟你報告嗎? 不爽不要刻!

Set in stone: 已成定局, 諧音翻
馬雅太陽年是20天算1個月, 1年18個月=360天
Muluk, Ajaw, Chuwen是日名, 總共有20個
詳細請參考:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar
(其實我不確定, 所以有錯誤還請指正)

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Still Unbroken

2012-01-16T23:03:00.002+08:00

Broken bones, broken hearts
Stripped down and torn apart
A little bit of rust - I'm still runnin'

Countin' miles, countin' tears
Twisted roads, shiftin' gears
Year after year - it's all or nothin'

But I'm not home, I'm not lost
Still holdin' on to what I got
Ain't much left
No there's so much that's been stolen
I guess I've lost everything I've had
But I'm not dead, at least not yet
Still alone, still alive, Still UNBROKEN
I'm still alone, still alive,
I'M STILL UNBROKEN

Never captured, never tamed
Wild horses on the plains
You can call me lost - I call it FREEDOM

I feel the spirit in my soul
It's something Lord I can't control
I'M NEVER GIVIN UP WHILE I'M STILL BREATHIN!

I'm not home, I'm not lost
Still holdin' on to what I got
Ain't much left
Lord there's so much that's been stolen
I guess I've lost everything I've had
I'm not dead, at least not yet
Still alone, still alive, Still UNBROKEN
I'm still alone, still alive,
STILL UNBROKEN
I'm still unbroken
Still Unbroken

Like the wind, like the rain
It's all runnin through my veins
Like a river pouring down into the ocean

I'm out here on the streets
But I'm standing on my feet
Still alive, still alone, still unbroken

I'm not home, I'm not lost
Still holdin' on to what I got
Ain't much left
Lord there's so much that's been STOLEN
Guess I've lost everything I've had
But I'm not dead, at least not yet
Still alive, still alone, Still Unbroken
I'm still alone, still alive,
I'M STILL UNBROKEN

I'M STILL ALONE!
STILL ALIVE!
STILL UNBROKEN!
I'M STILL UNBROKEN!

I ain't never going down!
I'M STILL UNBROKEN!

SNL - Smash Mouth / 破嘴空間

2012-01-12T19:53:00.014+08:00

Jennifer Lopez 客串

惡搞 Boogeyman & Smash Mouth

Boogeyman差不多就是我們的虎姑婆,會躲在衣櫃或床底下嚇小孩, 可以參考電影惡靈空間

麥當當那邊原意是Baja Fresh: 美國墨式速食店

Smash Mouth - All Star (很多人應該都聽過, MV裡面有大家熟知的Ben Stiller跟Dane Cook等...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (爸爸搞混的嘟嘟嘟:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPVSuq5Kacw

這兩首KTV都點得到! (風景MV)

SNL - The Japanese Office / 日本辦公室瘋雲

2012-01-09T20:57:00.013+08:00

Ricky Gervais & Steve Carell 客串

Ricky先酸了美國版The Office抄襲他的英國版The Office
(可以看一下中文介紹)

日本惡搞版: (可以點連結看看, 模仿的真的很機歪XD)
Steve Carell  演 他自己
Jason Sudeikis  演 Jim
Bill Hader  演 Dwight
Kristen Wiig  演 Pam
Kenan Thompson  演 Stanley

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日文我聽我妹的, 是對是錯我不知道
Michael Schur 是The Office的編劇
Dunder Mifflin 是影集裡面的紙公司
Regis Philbin: 喔嗨唷衛生棉條廣告不知道有什麼特別意思@@?
hana&sara 應該只是單純惡搞日文字

原版片頭: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_9OGnmBTow

It's funny, cause it's racist

Sarea - Another Me

2012-01-05T21:21:00.001+08:00

distant is the world you knew
faded and worn, vacant and torn
memories go back to days so gray
welcome to my new reality

feel me
won't you breathe me
please me, come sweet death

fragments from a lost eternity
yesteryear built, yesterday burnt
what's seeming endless is nothing but a lifetime
join my final journey

feel me
won't you breathe me
please me, come sweet death
and as I open my eyes
I kneel for the new born horizon
taste me, another me

why can't you heal me
won't you speak to me
join me, oh sweet death
and as I open my eyes
I kneel for the new born horizon
embrace me, another me

SNL - Get Out / 出去現在

2012-01-03T19:20:00.005+08:00

同住屋簷下, 不得不出去
這款的室友, 你受得了嗎?

現在出去的話 -

　　　　　　便意就結束了...

耶~ 再度破萬了

2012-01-03T18:47:00.004+08:00

耶斯~ 終於又破萬了~

水管行行好, 這次至少讓我破兩萬在鎖我吧

不然我看下個頻道就只好叫LoiTeR5566

Billy Talent - Surrender

2012-01-02T18:39:00.000+08:00

She reads a book from across the street
Waiting for someone that she'll never meet
Talk over coffee for an hour or two
She wonders why I'm always in a good mood

Killing time before she struts her stuff
She needs support and I've become the crutch
She'll never know how much she means to me
I'd play the game but I'm the referee

[CHORUS]
(Surrender)
Every word, every thought, every sound
(Surrender)
Every touch, every smile, every frown
(Surrender)
All the pain we've endured until now
(Surrender)
All the hope that I lost you have found
Surrender Yourself to me

Even though I know what I'm looking for
She's got a brick wall behind her door
I'd travel time and confess to her
But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger

[CHORUS]

I think I found a flower in a field of weeds
I think I found a flower in a field of weeds
Searching until my hands bleed
This flower don't belong to me
I think I found a flower in a field of weeds
I think I found a flower in a field of weeds
Searching until my hands bleed
This flower don't belong to me
This flower don't belong to me
Why can't she belong to me?

Every word, every thought, every sound
Every touch, every smile, every frown
All the pain we've endured until now
All the hope that I lost, you have found

[CHORUS]

(Surrender)
I never had the nerve to ask
(Surrender)
Has my moment come and passed?
(Surrender)
I never had the nerve to ask
(Surrender)
Has my moment come and passed?
(Surrender)
I never had the nerve to ask
(Surrender)
Has my moment come and passed?
(Surrender)
I never had the nerve to ask

SNL - The Apocalypse / 世界末日

2011-12-31T15:31:00.014+08:00

Katy Perry 客串 Christina Aguilera

又到了每年的這個時刻, 所有人一同迎接...

天啟：世界末日

(今年必看的賀歲大片)

*惡搞:
New Year's Eve (101次新年快樂) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=budEuFHxCzs
Drew Barrymore
Ashton Kutcher
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Kirsten Dunst
Alan Alda
Al Roker 知名氣象播報員 (neck of the woods是他著名的口頭禪)
Christina Aguilera
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Penny Marshall
Paulie Walnuts (八方固我不知道是什麼XD)
Cathy Anthony (涉嫌殺死女兒)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (大法官)
Kim Cattrall

祝各位朋友新年快樂 :) (跨年倒數請小心隕石)

SNL - Flirting Expert / 調情專家

2011-12-29T22:59:00.007+08:00

又要過年了... 找不到伴一起跨年嗎?
調情專家教你如何展現魅力, 釣個金龜婿好過年!

雙手舉高高男人凍未條
雙腳張開開男人笑嗨嗨

(Kristen Wiig真的放得好開)

SNL - Soulmate / 靈魂伴侶

2011-12-28T21:49:00.007+08:00

Katy Perry 客串

Bobby真是賺翻了!
(Russell Brand表示:...)

Ghostbusters (抓鬼特攻隊) Winston: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QoVoa3mXA
Who's the Boss? (妙管家, 誰是老大?) Mona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGO45NYTrWs
Jewel (歌手, 也有寫詩) 這首應該蠻多人聽過: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5Wg25NAt8
Ostroconophobia: 查無此字, 我亂掰的

I ain't got nothing, if I ain't got love~

SNL - Christmas Duets / 聖誕合唱精選

2011-12-26T22:54:00.004+08:00

Michael Buble & Jimmy Fallon 客串

Buble與他的好朋友們帶來聖誕歌曲, 慶祝聖誕佳節

歌單依序為:
O Come All Ye Faithful
Deck The Halls
I Saw Three Ships
Jingle Bells
Up On The Roof Top
Angels We Have Heard On High
12 Days Of Christmas
Oh Holy Night
Silent Night

以下為被惡搞的本人

Sting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lWwBslWqg

Taylor Swift: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjmX49E00EA

M.I.A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Russell Brand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8

Scotty McCreery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDdMlGtA1A

Thom Yorke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8

Kanye West: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g

Eluveitie - Inis Mona

2011-12-26T14:47:00.000+08:00

Welcome to the land of questions
Welcome to the isle of lore
Where the veil came crumbling down

There it all began
The Germination
Unveiling a cryptic door
There it was revealed
Hopes and aspirations
Unclosing an enthralled door

Escalate the sense
Enhancing to join the dawn

I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

20 years I have walked your barrows
Years of emulous youth
I followed the path of the wise

There it all was sown,
The inspiration
Removing the seven seals
There it was revealed
Enigma and freedom
Unclosing an unseen door

Escalate the sense
Enhancing to join the dawn

I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

Escalate the sense
Enhancing to join the dawn

I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home

I close my eyes, Inis Mona
And reminisce of those palmy days
I moon o'er you, Inis Mona
As long as I breathe
I'll call you my home