LOL Zombie - Random Fun

Save The Earth! It Has Chocolate

Stewie — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:39:54 +0000

Save the Earth! It’s the only planet that has chocolate.

That just might be the best reason for living green that I’ve ever heard of!!

Love Is Universal – Get Use To It

Stewie — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:39:45 +0000

Love Is Love And I Support It
You may be transexual, straight, gay , bi-sexual, a female, a male… You will still be the same to me. I love you for who you are.

Love is love and I don’t understand why people can’t see that. We should be free to love anyone for any reason and not judge people. Love is Love.

Edna Accidentally Opens A Can of Whoopass

Stewie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:16:56 +0000

While preparing dinner, Edna accidentally opens up a can of whoopass.

This is your warning, cooking can be dangerous. Read the cans carefully!

What’s up Cake? Muffin much.

Stewie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:21:18 +0000

What’s up, Cake? Muffin much.

Ahh muffin and cupcake humor. Kinda lame, kinda funny.

It’s Back To Shcool Time! Wait, what?

Stewie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:55:09 +0000

As you send your kids back to school, I hope they get a better education than the person who paints the crosswalks.

That is unless you like having a Ralph Wiggum for a kid.

If Dignity Was Money, You Could Maybe Buy A Soda

Stewie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:52:00 +0000

If Dignity Was Money, You Could Maybe Buy A Soda

Ouch. That hurts.

Of course if you don’t have dignity, you probably could care less. You’ll just put it on your credit card.

Less Sleep. More Pixels.

Stewie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:49:20 +0000

This one goes out to all the web developers and coders out there. It may be the middle of the night, but you’re still going strong.

Less Sleep. More Pixels!!

The Truth Behind eHarmony

Stewie — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:54:23 +0000

You always knew that online dating had a catch, and this is it.

eHarmony says that love is out there and they can help you find it. Maybe they can help you find a home and a bath tub too.

Tricks You Can Teach A Pig

Stewie — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:53:14 +0000

Pigs are smarter than you think. They can perform a variety of tricks including sit, stay and play bacon!

What Super Power Does The Guy In The Wheelchair In X-MEN Have?

Stewie — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:27:23 +0000

Sometimes the answer is just to obvious.

Q: In x-men what power does the bald guy in the wheelchair have?
A: He has access to handicap parking.

Reporter Gets Hit In The Head With A Soccer Ball

Stewie — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:26:09 +0000

Yes, it’s an animated GIF but it’s worth the load time though as a report gets hit in the head with a soccer ball from across the field!

If you don’t see it, click though to see the image animation.

Typography That Rocks – 15 Cool Examples

Stewie — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:12:34 +0000

Typography is more than just text on the page, it’s about attitude and style.

Holy Shit

Eat Meat

Cheeseburger

123

Screw Them

Good Life

Crap

Playground 3 O'Clock

Smirk

Drawing Every Day Pays Off

More Green

Helvetica is Beautiful - Boring

Secret Garden

Fresh Milk

Slinky - We Love To Play

The True Identity of Edward, He’s A Cat

Stewie — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:50:05 +0000

And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!

Chirp Chirp. WTF? Twitter Humor

Stewie — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:47:15 +0000

Not everyone understands how cool Twitter is.

It’s Always Good To Wink At Your Dog

Stewie — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:14:05 +0000

My dog winks at me sometimes. I always wink back in case it’s some sort of code.

It’s always a good idea to keep your pets on your side. You never know when you’re going to need their help.

It’s Monday. Try To Be Optimistic.

Stewie — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:10:10 +0000

I know it’s hard, but it’s Monday, try to be optimistic.

Get Er Done With Jesus

Stewie — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:36:16 +0000

Words to live by. “Get Er Done With Jesus”

See. Now this is a church that I’d want to check out!

What Would You Last Tweet Be?

Stewie — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:53:33 +0000

If you were to quit Twitter today, what would your last tweet be?

Can’t Change Your Mind With Suicide

Stewie — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:48:39 +0000

Some times you can change your mind in the middle of what your doing, other times your screwed. Suicide being one of them.

Lets just all be safe and not even try it. OK?

Same Shit, Different Social Network

Stewie — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:47:45 +0000

No matter where you go, or what you do, it’s always the same.

Same shit, different social network.