It’s old, it’s moldy, it’s out to get you!

What do you know, sounds like a match made in heaven.

Some planets never give up. For the record, I’m on Pluto’s side.

What you think is fantasy is my reality.

I’m not sure if you’re saying ‘how you doin’ or if your pills from last night just haven’t warn off yet.

See, we’re even pointing him out for you.

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Be prepared so you can get them before they eat you.

If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.

I’m sure this is where Adele got her inspiration from.

Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.

Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.

Doesn’t matter what for, I’m kolafied.

Take a stand. Stand out. Be different.

It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I  know a few people you should meet.

You never know what they’re hiding under that sleeve.

Oh I didn’t mean you. You’re cool.

Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.

Remember, you’re the reason she drinks. It’s true, parents keep liquor stores in business.

But mostly I just shoot to kill.