What happens when Apple CEO Steve Jobs goes undercover and works as a janitor at his company? What about Richard Branson? Martha Stewart? Will they survive?

Watch this sweet SNL clip to find out!

For some mice, cheese isn’t good enough. So they set their skills at a higher level and go for a MacBook! Talk about mission impossible.

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Awesomeness comes from doing more right? More features, more weight, more cooler. That’s the ePad; the portable computer of the future.

Its like we’re in middle school all over again and playing with our calculators. Only we’re all grown up now with cars. But who cares, it’s still funny.

This is a hilarious joke that you could easily pull on your friends. Alls you need is one of those camelbak hydration packs and a dude. Then pretend to pee away!

Lets let Sarah Palin be our president in 2012! It’ll be humorous and the accent is entertaining. Plus the world is supposed to end in 2012 so it’s not like she’ll get to do much. Don’t cha know.

Go Tina Fey Sarah Palin!

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I think someone needs to put down their Google phone and focus on the road.

This is why we don’t text and drive people! Or search and drive. Or buzz and drive. Whatever.

You know how they say don’t touch power lines, well it’s true. Forget all the reasons they told you in school and just watch this video.

A tree branch falls on a power line, screams in pain, then bursts into flames. Holy Sh*t!

Tip: If you don’t make it to the end of the video, you’re missing the best part!

Some times it’s the little things in life that mean the most. Like a carrot that you know you’re going to eat, but you still hold on to it like it’s your best friend, protecting it, and waiting for the right moment to sink your teeth into it.

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This cat can run so fast, it’s legs don’t even tough the ground. Take that gravity.

Wonder what he’s running towards? Cheeseburger maybe?

via PaperTissue.

Not all dogs are created equal. Some are moody teenagers that turn into werewolves at night! Or at lest at Halloween.

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I just couldn’t resist a super awesome Facebook joke like this.

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When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

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I’m not so sure why people have a hard time understanding genetics. It’s so easy.

If your dad has horizontal stripes, your mom vertical strips, you’ll be a checkerboard.

Boom. I’s that easy.

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The fries have to be the best part of any McDonalds meal. However, these ones are made out of Legos. I’m pretty sure they won’t smell or taste as good.

They can even come with a BigMac and a drink.

Not sure what meal number that is, but the cool factor is though the roof where as the nom nom factor is lacking.

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There wasn’t anything MacGyver couldn’t do with a paperclip so I dont’ want to hear any excuses from you. Next time your car won’t start, use a paperclip. Next time you get attacked by a lion, use a paperclip. Net time you find yourself on TV with a hairdo from the 80s, you better have a paperclip.

Hostages or not, the system administrators job is keep the system up and running. If they don’t they won’t hear the end of it.

Don’t mess with the sysadmin.

via xkcd

Are you a web designer? Or maybe you wonder what takes your designer so long? Well here is a breakdown of where the majority of their time goes.

Unfortunately little time is spent actually designing. Most is spent testing and troubleshooting thanks to Microsoft and their lack of standards compliance.

via The Net is Dead

It might just be the coffee talking, but I’d love to work on your bullshit project!!

Office life, how can you not make fun of it?

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Horribly Offensive Magazine Ads WTF

These ads are for a Belgian humor magazine called Humo. Not sure what is funny about them but they sure do catch your attention.

The ads claim that reading Humo magazine has serious consequences. Things like president Kennedy getting shot or airplanes crashing into the World Trade Centers. I guess when you’re not paying attention, bad things happen.

If you read this magazine, you’ll kill someone. I guess that’s what they are going for.

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