LOL fact

2011-12-09T20:39:00.001-08:00

There are 12 deaths due to pens every year.

The Milky Way

2010-06-16T18:34:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: Milk can actually last 3 days past the expiration.

Dirty Clothes

2010-05-16T18:27:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: Bacteria can grow in your clothes in 3 days if they are are not washed.

Fugly Love

2010-04-16T18:22:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: Most poeple choose mates that are equal in attractiveness...except Jay-Z.

This fact and picture proves that if your ugly but rich, you can still get beautiful women.

Tattoo Regret :(

2010-03-16T18:11:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: 83% of Americans with tattoos do not regret getting them, while 17% do feel regret.

If you regret getting a lame tattoo, you maybe in luck. While tattoos were once considered permanent, it is now possible to remove them with treatments, fully or partially. The expense and pain of removing tattoos will typically be greater than the expense and pain of applying them. Some jurisdictions will pay for the voluntary removal of gang tattoos. So if your a gang, your in luck.

Little Wee Wee

2010-03-15T23:55:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long- and yes he was an adult.

Weather wha?

2010-03-15T23:54:00.000-07:00

LOL Fact: The weather man is only accurate 82% of the time.

Old English Stinks!

2010-02-25T15:48:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Nastiest Habit!

2010-02-24T15:47:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: 15 % of Americans secretly bite their toes. #lmaofacts

Crappy Kisser

2010-02-14T17:44:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

Happy Valentinetines A-HOLE!

2010-02-05T07:04:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.

Super Bowl SUCKERS

2010-02-05T06:53:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: Every year 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl game alone.

Too bad that the Super Bowl 2010 is only a week apart from Valentines Day this year. So sitting on the couch rooting for your team alone during the month of February is painful feeling. Let's just hope your team wins.

Killer Pens!

2010-01-27T20:17:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: Pens kill roughly 100 people a year.

Pens are not inherently dangerous but if you are one of those fine folks that love chewing on pens- beware. Most deaths occur by pen due to people choking on them.

Toilet humor.

2010-01-21T00:41:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: The film “Psycho” was the first movie to show a toilet flushing – the scene caused an inpouring of complaints about indecency.

Toilets – we all use them but seldom like to talk about them. The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596 for Queen Elizabeth I. He was originally barred from the Royal Court for spreading smutty stories, but after his invention, he was allowed back.

Most dangerous food.

2010-01-18T16:38:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: The most dangerous food to consume while driving is coffee.

According to car insurance statistics, the top ten most dangerous foods to consume while driving are:

1. Coffee.
2. Hot soup.
3. Tacos.
4. Chili.
5. Hamburgers.
6. Barbecued food.
7. Fried chicken.
8. Jelly or cream-filled donuts.
9. Soft drinks.
10. Chocolate.

Big Chief, Big Gamble!

2010-01-18T16:31:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: There are approximately 260 casinos on Indian reservations.

With $6.7 billion in revenue, Native American Casinos are quite popular. Gambling certainly isn’t new to Native Americans. In fact, it’s been part of the culture since the beginning of time. The Chumash people had two types of games: games that required skill to play and games of chance. They're ancestors often gambled on the outcome of the games. Each village had a special area, called malamtepupi, where games were played.

Going DOWN!

2010-01-18T16:23:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: Each year there are 1900 elevator related injuries.

I don't know about you guys but that picture looks like a photo from a horror movie. I think I'll take the stairs.

Animals YUM!

2010-01-18T16:18:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: In total there have been 37 different animal crackers since 1902.

They're are only 17 current animals in production. The current crackers are tiger, cougar, camel, rhinoceros, kangaroo, hippopotamus, bison, lion, hyena, zebra, elephant, sheep, bear, gorilla, monkey, seal and giraffe.

Pee Pee

2010-01-18T16:01:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: Urophagia is the consumption of urine.

There are various reasons that humans may consume urine. Urine was used in several ancient cultures for various health, healing, and cosmetic purposes, practices which are still used by some people of these cultures today. In Western culture, these practices are known as urine therapy, a form of alternative medicine. Other reasons for urophagia include attempting survival, if no other potable fluid is available, though numerous sources advise against it. Also, some people consume urine as a sexual activity, and members of at least one culture consume urine for ceremonial purposes.

Fear your DENTIST!

2010-01-18T15:38:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: Dentists have the highest suicide rate among professions.

Just another reason to fear your dentist.

JERK!!!

2010-01-18T15:36:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: American Idol's Simon Cowell is the highest paid A-hole with a 50 million salary for just 4 months work.

Simon Phillip Cowell (born 7 October 1959) is an English music executive, television producer and celebrity, and entrepreneur. He is known in the United Kingdom and in the United States for his role as a talent judge on TV shows such as Pop Idol, American Idol, The X Factor, and Britain's Got Talent.

Lunch Time!

2010-01-18T15:33:00.000-08:00

LOL Fact: The average lunch break is 35 minutes long.

Under federal law, your employer does not have to provide lunch or coffee breaks. Also, your employer does not have to pay you for lunch breaks that you are given. However, your state might have mandatory meal breaks. The requirements vary, but many employees are guaranteed a 30 minute meal period per shift. To qualify, your shift will generally need to be 6 hours, and maybe even 8 hours long.

MLK Day.

2010-01-18T15:26:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: The Nobel Peace Prize Medal has 3 naked men on it.

Martin Luther King, Jr has his own national day which is celebrated every third Monday in January which happens to be today. He is also the winner of a Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Martin Luther King, Jr. in 1964.

SUCKS!

2010-01-17T22:47:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: The first powered vacuum cleaner invention that actually captured debris was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth. All the other vacuum cleaners sucked.

Hubert Cecil Booth, a British engineer, received a British patent for a vacuum cleaner on August 30th 1901 and took the form of a large, horse-drawn, petrol-driven unit which was parked outside the building to be cleaned with long hoses being fed through the windows.

@%#$&!!!

2010-01-15T05:28:00.000-08:00

LOL FACT: Tape-recorded conversations find that roughly 80–90 spoken words each day are swear words.

The evolution of written profanity began roughly in the sixteenth century, and continues to change with each generation that it sees. Profanity began in many Shakespearean works and were among the first words that had to be censored at that time. Some cuss words have somehow maintained their original meanings throughout hundreds of years, while many others have completely changed meaning or simply fallen out of use.