tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72522128439599048482026-05-30T20:56:48.570-04:00Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.comBlogger180125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-17841471214246188862014-12-24T22:47:00.000-05:002014-12-24T22:47:03.991-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMrKbm-fmG_8vdKi7weRlu5UEkpTqZ5Nk6Si3PbcnXj6A_KEQLCfVxTaLguNcakVjAaBtZykx5cJiHrRD_USdvwo8L0FXyoCFY9WrSQatlBoIOftueLNrxxjvCaVt_GBq2J9A0WA80vg3D/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMrKbm-fmG_8vdKi7weRlu5UEkpTqZ5Nk6Si3PbcnXj6A_KEQLCfVxTaLguNcakVjAaBtZykx5cJiHrRD_USdvwo8L0FXyoCFY9WrSQatlBoIOftueLNrxxjvCaVt_GBq2J9A0WA80vg3D/s1600/image.jpg" height="393" width="400" /></a></div> <br /><div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Jesus is a whiney bitch!</div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-69477183961496987252014-12-24T11:48:00.000-05:002014-12-24T11:48:09.754-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_CVGNALPF0xc5H0BPAkyNdk4IZvFv9XsERuxyL350vk-h3rAcEh1os52tJ5LPFZFcB9ujr_W6jNoqmoVYRFp4gGzzl4y08uW1KIjtfDy5r1qbbFvzGtRt33f-BlnXGMX07NsJzRdD2eYW/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_CVGNALPF0xc5H0BPAkyNdk4IZvFv9XsERuxyL350vk-h3rAcEh1os52tJ5LPFZFcB9ujr_W6jNoqmoVYRFp4gGzzl4y08uW1KIjtfDy5r1qbbFvzGtRt33f-BlnXGMX07NsJzRdD2eYW/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="285" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jesus vs Santa Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-42990722022277490452014-12-22T18:50:00.000-05:002014-12-22T18:50:25.679-05:00<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWAE2LcQoCYzq90RetZmXq19jHOU4siikav4flXR4QvBNOum2kzqaBWBi-VysosHKRCZP1329Ky2OJnqOofbPCBjWsPVPRCaWOldG5SxIvCeMIli5EhktbBLjxF2c2Jfoy_Ikkru3wED4u/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWAE2LcQoCYzq90RetZmXq19jHOU4siikav4flXR4QvBNOum2kzqaBWBi-VysosHKRCZP1329Ky2OJnqOofbPCBjWsPVPRCaWOldG5SxIvCeMIli5EhktbBLjxF2c2Jfoy_Ikkru3wED4u/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="333" /></a></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-87554107088322341572014-12-21T17:56:00.000-05:002014-12-21T17:56:13.882-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuQxTJyaaAlUJx3ycylzZX2V3lsPEJOq7qYs-46RakwygHq4PkWnZ_-3uti4EqLjKQ9N-h78ftTWKJBG2DnaIXQHasKCA9-Lce10KViuZuW0MqtRG73qU7AkgeWERnzdjozfklPOKBrIYh/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuQxTJyaaAlUJx3ycylzZX2V3lsPEJOq7qYs-46RakwygHq4PkWnZ_-3uti4EqLjKQ9N-h78ftTWKJBG2DnaIXQHasKCA9-Lce10KViuZuW0MqtRG73qU7AkgeWERnzdjozfklPOKBrIYh/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="305" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jesus is going to go find life on Mars. He's sick of your shit! LOLEvelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-3497616573959942792014-12-17T22:31:00.000-05:002014-12-17T22:33:04.863-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmvkvnPtFjAdbD3uEuAAE3AFhiIitdPmdplxdwG2YAfuDTOshg8mylKi4LTrcYo3J2ZZ3cOgBzgZKcUWf4qGPTJTzerU5xwSAEdmwxlqoGR1dpyzAM4f025fMz7SY4eODvA2XcdLJ2G81d/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmvkvnPtFjAdbD3uEuAAE3AFhiIitdPmdplxdwG2YAfuDTOshg8mylKi4LTrcYo3J2ZZ3cOgBzgZKcUWf4qGPTJTzerU5xwSAEdmwxlqoGR1dpyzAM4f025fMz7SY4eODvA2XcdLJ2G81d/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="305" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jesus is a Jew, kids. Let the confusion set in.Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-26679986915708850232014-11-12T17:50:00.000-05:002014-11-12T17:50:07.301-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLCOwIcIUHSAVyIPcerN_J7XN6T3kR8VJyrq-uCrdt9rRLVFcSlaHZbnlYU5brEMfxzpCZgYiite-ndbQxFRgRfsSVKnx6SwzhIGBxxMpJPdETQGY52oJPrjVHz26k6LxC0zSb48ooU-Te/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLCOwIcIUHSAVyIPcerN_J7XN6T3kR8VJyrq-uCrdt9rRLVFcSlaHZbnlYU5brEMfxzpCZgYiite-ndbQxFRgRfsSVKnx6SwzhIGBxxMpJPdETQGY52oJPrjVHz26k6LxC0zSb48ooU-Te/s400/image.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Jesus stalks Native Americans. He wants them to drink Jesus Juice</span>Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-91520821037372581022014-11-12T17:27:00.000-05:002014-11-12T17:27:37.377-05:00<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-iO-vrwZMtD_YxMrgMk3uhfsJbHfnGMtLH-diZncrcNlW7b-bXFeOUzqf9PMjXlD5nYwkJGPlvz9fYfSG_GOIgM3BPV10rTHSMn7I2_B98TPUe4BlyyCnxWlkENbQMShwMQ0oqMYhN73C/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-iO-vrwZMtD_YxMrgMk3uhfsJbHfnGMtLH-diZncrcNlW7b-bXFeOUzqf9PMjXlD5nYwkJGPlvz9fYfSG_GOIgM3BPV10rTHSMn7I2_B98TPUe4BlyyCnxWlkENbQMShwMQ0oqMYhN73C/s1600/image.jpg" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jesus bought you a turkey for Thanksgiving</td></tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-39313821323985661942014-04-22T05:34:00.001-04:002014-04-22T05:38:14.335-04:00<div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgawBTT8rwgIfcssNforS6oNuGwf6gF6-1SFIapQeaZCTZdTrJkAaTpUljTDC8Tj1oUyB07DAaWtEhqOBaqOKtLJ57NuYGkYqBr6R4qVhmuKv7OlnFY3Ajdp2Yb_LSQD9yL4sh_hg0JsHGp/s640/blogger-image-730439720.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgawBTT8rwgIfcssNforS6oNuGwf6gF6-1SFIapQeaZCTZdTrJkAaTpUljTDC8Tj1oUyB07DAaWtEhqOBaqOKtLJ57NuYGkYqBr6R4qVhmuKv7OlnFY3Ajdp2Yb_LSQD9yL4sh_hg0JsHGp/s400/blogger-image-730439720.jpg" width="335" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div> Haven't you always wanted a huggleable Jesus to cuddle with at night? Look no further! My Loving Jesus Doll! "<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">A Doll That Symbolizes the Love and Comfort of Jesus. 16 Inches tall and includes a short story written on a scroll for use as a tool for discussions about the life of Jesus." How wonderful!</span></div> <div> <span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Buy <a href="http://www.totallycatholic.com/product/my_loving_jesus_doll" target="_blank">here</a></span></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-59253082566201435632014-04-22T05:17:00.001-04:002014-04-22T05:20:04.627-04:00<div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicA_O39UkkJyK-1fSCpWvl1_tfRF-cTWp7C4Gvy67tSX_FRA5v52na2KkZwxxCvISIg7UmazhB_PYGrkTPMh1ZglQekF1Ffwi4ctms5N1jPDd4Y3jdaY3SVO04jTPkCGU11SYuyKDDfWls/s640/blogger-image-1235888372.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicA_O39UkkJyK-1fSCpWvl1_tfRF-cTWp7C4Gvy67tSX_FRA5v52na2KkZwxxCvISIg7UmazhB_PYGrkTPMh1ZglQekF1Ffwi4ctms5N1jPDd4Y3jdaY3SVO04jTPkCGU11SYuyKDDfWls/s640/blogger-image-1235888372.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <br /></div> </div> <div> For Jesus, every day is 4/20. Would Jesus limit himself to only one day? No. And neither should you!</div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-19962281892358314862014-04-20T19:39:00.001-04:002014-04-20T19:41:25.796-04:00<div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgextlE7Uf_j8chzvRmdlBvCszYiVsoMknt8HGrhAi0Ju5Me_u-2IIQRxYeNRTcSuUDzCb2GYAcF8WZVVaELYGyiqqk4QaucqUoY3naax9WrybOs8VWA8-tKEpavAGcmG9Acc12xAOz_Mno/s640/blogger-image--1932585822.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgextlE7Uf_j8chzvRmdlBvCszYiVsoMknt8HGrhAi0Ju5Me_u-2IIQRxYeNRTcSuUDzCb2GYAcF8WZVVaELYGyiqqk4QaucqUoY3naax9WrybOs8VWA8-tKEpavAGcmG9Acc12xAOz_Mno/s400/blogger-image--1932585822.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div> The bloody battle for Easter!&nbsp;</div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-43114699192573729752014-04-20T18:20:00.001-04:002014-04-20T18:23:41.700-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXpwzdifoe3ODurz3OYbO-Lbdw7P9VezfqrpTD_tx56JoLOVVT9i9JQKGDlu1HXpy3OXUuUfZu7mSF_OYMVV4d7gEgS1qAIGMlpmfsx3ChR_EHssDr7wkIK_yq0VgKWXLM-rehDXMOGHQa/s640/blogger-image-1030313643.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXpwzdifoe3ODurz3OYbO-Lbdw7P9VezfqrpTD_tx56JoLOVVT9i9JQKGDlu1HXpy3OXUuUfZu7mSF_OYMVV4d7gEgS1qAIGMlpmfsx3ChR_EHssDr7wkIK_yq0VgKWXLM-rehDXMOGHQa/s640/blogger-image-1030313643.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <div> Now this is awesome!</div> <div> <br /></div> <div> "<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">The ad, emailed out to 13,000 Lunchbox Laboratory deals subscribers, features a picture of the Lord and Savior in a not-so-classical pose with a burger in one hand and a marijuana joint in the other. Text springing from Jesus’ mouth reads, “When I Get Back, All I Want is the Burger of the Gods.”&nbsp; Above him is Easter’s date with the number 4.20 highlighted in green." Read the full article <a href="http://fox8.com/2014/04/16/controversial-ad-shows-jesus-like-youve-never-seen-him-before/?shared=email&amp;msg=fail" target="_blank">here</a>.</span></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-19750433506514102292014-04-20T18:03:00.000-04:002014-04-20T18:03:12.235-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFPjoFK7mbZsTDRy3vyH4bM1xV35NXYnzLMKyCDlHcPf4KolvCvr3EaWGE0tTsIC5Jr3DameXsFy8oCkmvEL8_j3tR97BAzIcrhVYLWchqRr2meLYi0sUO2VBRFcqmLGc71C8GedwJvJyF/s640/blogger-image--1341294457.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFPjoFK7mbZsTDRy3vyH4bM1xV35NXYnzLMKyCDlHcPf4KolvCvr3EaWGE0tTsIC5Jr3DameXsFy8oCkmvEL8_j3tR97BAzIcrhVYLWchqRr2meLYi0sUO2VBRFcqmLGc71C8GedwJvJyF/s400/blogger-image--1341294457.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> He is risen and now he's gonna go killin'! Brainnnnns!Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-80121237357502492682014-04-20T17:26:00.001-04:002014-04-20T17:29:37.508-04:00<div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiQZ35qx3sS46he1cfo27-sSz3C2OL0Q8Jtay8jTvsKXfIHtMqBVFbrinGj64_bvO0oDCtdteaCZl7EP4WFoByQDCaDe3uDTydhfLNJKdDbkg4oVemAiMW_dk-NiuhwhPHP4LTKqxP6dLy/s640/blogger-image-47572387.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiQZ35qx3sS46he1cfo27-sSz3C2OL0Q8Jtay8jTvsKXfIHtMqBVFbrinGj64_bvO0oDCtdteaCZl7EP4WFoByQDCaDe3uDTydhfLNJKdDbkg4oVemAiMW_dk-NiuhwhPHP4LTKqxP6dLy/s640/blogger-image-47572387.jpg" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div> Zombie Jesus wants two things: brains and bunnies. He died for your sins so don't stand in his way!<br /> <br /> For more Zombie Jesus Day pictures, click <a href="http://loljesuspictures.blogspot.com/search/label/Easter" target="_blank">here</a></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-87363814683614914822014-04-20T03:08:00.000-04:002014-04-20T03:08:14.982-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLhIN1ZVWNmpi9QpPDHz-JIYD58nTAW8P8DquXRotEPsOT4Oo8hPFsoMmg7kM0lYgDgkFuTAsg99lH7kJLfszLAp9B3638bU3L1o9mJtiGV5dHhQ-A13dktQMEqTFCAG3epbT3eY8ZdUk/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLhIN1ZVWNmpi9QpPDHz-JIYD58nTAW8P8DquXRotEPsOT4Oo8hPFsoMmg7kM0lYgDgkFuTAsg99lH7kJLfszLAp9B3638bU3L1o9mJtiGV5dHhQ-A13dktQMEqTFCAG3epbT3eY8ZdUk/s1600/image.jpg" height="179" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> Eat those peeps!Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-13953654710889843062014-04-20T02:13:00.000-04:002014-04-20T02:24:49.050-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7lxUDlD-zpCUvb4ETayvNoN40LX-pyQ1mAKdPrA-9VHFChvqqWOZk6bf8CClE4mcTq6ifui3InfkvPlj3EmDRuNwnYMPwEHEZPKZGPRExsyKX84od6hsjviZ5e5OGQ8drpnPk5Gk6AbgB/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7lxUDlD-zpCUvb4ETayvNoN40LX-pyQ1mAKdPrA-9VHFChvqqWOZk6bf8CClE4mcTq6ifui3InfkvPlj3EmDRuNwnYMPwEHEZPKZGPRExsyKX84od6hsjviZ5e5OGQ8drpnPk5Gk6AbgB/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="268" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;">You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run</span></div> </div> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"></span></span><br /> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;">You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun</span></span></div> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"> </span><span style="text-align: center;"></span></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;">You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl</span></span></div> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"> </span><span style="text-align: center;"></span></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;">But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind</span></span></div> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"> </span><span style="text-align: center;"></span></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;">You're out of time</span></span></div> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"> </span></span> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: center;">'Cause this is thriller, thriller night</span></div> <div style="text-align: start;"> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;">Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: center;"><b>See more Zombie Jesus Day pictures <a href="http://loljesuspictures.blogspot.com/search/label/Easter" target="_blank">here</a></b></span></span></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-29553334974615898772014-04-20T01:52:00.000-04:002014-04-20T02:17:44.263-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSk7U03SYBpUBq2bWU1jbbDayCfnpo0w4zpL18YUOd4bAaBBH2P_fgQ5NgjsyzRSdLLtf2snP-X-c3JOYdVgWqf0weJezCSpjTFqtXPHhKpxteiyuHuwBOTbNQ-kmnkoHB0svpwZVEc92n/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSk7U03SYBpUBq2bWU1jbbDayCfnpo0w4zpL18YUOd4bAaBBH2P_fgQ5NgjsyzRSdLLtf2snP-X-c3JOYdVgWqf0weJezCSpjTFqtXPHhKpxteiyuHuwBOTbNQ-kmnkoHB0svpwZVEc92n/s1600/image.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> YOLO? Not Jesus!!Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-10125002370530357242014-04-17T03:22:00.001-04:002014-04-18T14:38:37.349-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7hSgedXJfnoVWB88CV_wNI6Fp30aGU804zSs2fd4nTprNnSUWPFmasLinBrhwhSwwSb5Nm51nV_vE5MWcqGt54hnUX4Sf7v30ZvQ966DpoQHOhgnR36TO0FedfWvXJoyAVgGMoG06WdWr/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7hSgedXJfnoVWB88CV_wNI6Fp30aGU804zSs2fd4nTprNnSUWPFmasLinBrhwhSwwSb5Nm51nV_vE5MWcqGt54hnUX4Sf7v30ZvQ966DpoQHOhgnR36TO0FedfWvXJoyAVgGMoG06WdWr/s1600/image.jpg" height="400" width="273" /></span></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;">Mmmmmmm.... bunny brains! Zombie Jesus is hungry!</span></div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-27331435535805357102014-04-17T03:16:00.000-04:002014-04-17T03:16:00.039-04:00We apologize for the absence of posts. Things are back to LOL. Enjoy the spam of Jesus!Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-12074872338697378522013-12-11T10:31:00.000-05:002014-04-20T02:30:22.245-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7ayuEjocV6K2ZmS5zeDSqcHXPNgYXAun3NHyvVRC7XeBX-6n-H5yAb9b37QGVFFLeirSR30Dny7s523SYuqf_9lnsENbJl-MFNgtCcVOEJI8xWLbhIDUJnkJxq4CKqLrC2ab4xfPR9Qq1/s1600/image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7ayuEjocV6K2ZmS5zeDSqcHXPNgYXAun3NHyvVRC7XeBX-6n-H5yAb9b37QGVFFLeirSR30Dny7s523SYuqf_9lnsENbJl-MFNgtCcVOEJI8xWLbhIDUJnkJxq4CKqLrC2ab4xfPR9Qq1/s1600/image.jpg" height="304" width="320" /></a></div> <span id="goog_741784572"></span><span id="goog_741784573"></span><br /> Jesus vs Santa. The battle for Christmas!Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-23972671143185948552013-11-19T15:12:00.001-05:002013-11-19T15:16:22.381-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRTikv1HGnQ6RBXxeGHGGr8GfrX27o9jU-0p8nuVz92IL0cMMxRCW21wZnQJFNl9hB1nE0mst0xxvK6H9zbCzpuJ6JhL17YJYmIGTNdO6V-dpg87yQ3dP19RRS2gowHgnK6dlG2AOx_tmu/s640/blogger-image--959246780.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRTikv1HGnQ6RBXxeGHGGr8GfrX27o9jU-0p8nuVz92IL0cMMxRCW21wZnQJFNl9hB1nE0mst0xxvK6H9zbCzpuJ6JhL17YJYmIGTNdO6V-dpg87yQ3dP19RRS2gowHgnK6dlG2AOx_tmu/s400/blogger-image--959246780.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Now this is an awesome Last Supper! There's Pancake Bunny, Keyboard Cat, Ceiling Cat, Sneezing Baby Panda and a bunch of other classic memes. They must be waiting for Jesus to ride in with his dinosaur!</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <br /></div> Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-85624718635355028402013-10-18T21:52:00.001-04:002013-10-18T21:53:47.232-04:00<div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWSq7GEYAOUdIAWgjT4dUIL8Sz_UvzsOBR6kgSJyGRJN1dMPMf1sdDumQe-ouQXRrBKah38Bxp2xVKZM4NLvC5-XTbY7pTUt6lINdvdsQtrRsXf4HQJzLwGl5wG-kIlMtVhtcNS9zm06TS/s640/blogger-image--2434564.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWSq7GEYAOUdIAWgjT4dUIL8Sz_UvzsOBR6kgSJyGRJN1dMPMf1sdDumQe-ouQXRrBKah38Bxp2xVKZM4NLvC5-XTbY7pTUt6lINdvdsQtrRsXf4HQJzLwGl5wG-kIlMtVhtcNS9zm06TS/s640/blogger-image--2434564.jpg" /></a></div> <br /></div> Raptor Jesus sells babies with absolutely no remorse.Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-8369176538748319322013-10-18T21:21:00.000-04:002013-10-18T21:21:19.581-04:00<span id="goog_1018187910"></span><span id="goog_1018187911"></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYd2_cRNWvXdjvOOcSJCQoPxRWfLn9s5_B8umDVqzSpJqTm01zTnpEyXLRwfCWpAtxAjM5CRjlyhfzAE48XIX8CCYBrCB93rXaiPTHqXaBMJ2sUqiC93W0AgQiQvFyaP1y64_tbmqW11mO/s640/blogger-image-2000281213.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYd2_cRNWvXdjvOOcSJCQoPxRWfLn9s5_B8umDVqzSpJqTm01zTnpEyXLRwfCWpAtxAjM5CRjlyhfzAE48XIX8CCYBrCB93rXaiPTHqXaBMJ2sUqiC93W0AgQiQvFyaP1y64_tbmqW11mO/s400/blogger-image-2000281213.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I agree with Jesus. Optimus Prime is an awesome name.Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-56488949514045834012013-10-03T19:21:00.000-04:002013-10-03T19:21:48.887-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYf7pJG_N6chrdrAkD7H-TdZjGMO2YIpIZUJTXlvZCpI8oHCrR9yon5DVh-OfajADS4uSvM-8KXQ-Y6dSX6TbQ5AuJELToQAwCn0JNkmTlvEUlZ4WE1nJv9CpdaLsu5kRSerNC-q-pJcw5/s1600/jesus_messiah_mints_candy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYf7pJG_N6chrdrAkD7H-TdZjGMO2YIpIZUJTXlvZCpI8oHCrR9yon5DVh-OfajADS4uSvM-8KXQ-Y6dSX6TbQ5AuJELToQAwCn0JNkmTlvEUlZ4WE1nJv9CpdaLsu5kRSerNC-q-pJcw5/s320/jesus_messiah_mints_candy.jpg" width="288" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">Buy the Messiah Mints: <a href="http://www.alwaysfits.com/index.php/messiah-mints-save-your-breath.html" target="_blank">here</a>&nbsp;</span></span>Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-73200676045074377232013-10-03T19:12:00.002-04:002013-10-03T19:13:37.117-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGx2zJYf5KpE28zA4Q7fBQiged2RkFzZ1PbgjbV3pm8vu-kIEveRNZPjziBsNbrAnQF-CjYoc8tl4UDnt83Ew0rFYwdDm1yzDYSBiQwF4DaTxnIaojdKAkn8gztHqrrKn-WD7xOkJkFI23/s1600/dashboard_jesus_spring.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGx2zJYf5KpE28zA4Q7fBQiged2RkFzZ1PbgjbV3pm8vu-kIEveRNZPjziBsNbrAnQF-CjYoc8tl4UDnt83Ew0rFYwdDm1yzDYSBiQwF4DaTxnIaojdKAkn8gztHqrrKn-WD7xOkJkFI23/s1600/dashboard_jesus_spring.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> "I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus." Buy <a href="http://www.flapples.com/shop/cart.php?m=product_detail&amp;p=298" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://www.thejunglestore.com/Gift-Catalog/Accoutrements_2/Dashboard-Jesus-by-Accoutrements-11093?gclid=CK6H5s7i-7kCFQ-a4AodKX8Asg" target="_blank">here</a>&nbsp;or <a href="http://www.alwaysfits.com/fun/toys-games/dashboard-jesus.html?vfsku=3236368&amp;gpla=pla&amp;gclid=CL_AyPbk-7kCFUWd4AodiwYAXA" target="_blank">here</a>Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7252212843959904848.post-15301887762798364742013-10-03T18:04:00.002-04:002013-10-03T18:04:23.425-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpeeS0iK7DnlCiYB9vmbbMHpjkbX31EDIJz2WcKPMPZ1bRXYtIy6nB6Ly8L7uCEPdj6vodAco35OaXE0nPLhX7wgm5Z5K1GX3Lb99mx1zinCD3YP1obx7VBCJj24mwYf7kMWbcft7iFdMe/s1600/jesus_sins_batman_glides_cyanide.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpeeS0iK7DnlCiYB9vmbbMHpjkbX31EDIJz2WcKPMPZ1bRXYtIy6nB6Ly8L7uCEPdj6vodAco35OaXE0nPLhX7wgm5Z5K1GX3Lb99mx1zinCD3YP1obx7VBCJj24mwYf7kMWbcft7iFdMe/s400/jesus_sins_batman_glides_cyanide.png" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jesus will do anything for your sins! &nbsp;He glides for them!<br /> <br /> Check out more Cyanide and Happiness <a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics" target="_blank">here</a>Evelyn Weisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04113680461095056653noreply@blogger.com0