lol momz

MOM sent you a message on Facebook...

noreply@blogger.com (Alison) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:04:00 +0000

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"What you talkin' bout Willis?"

RE: package!

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:15:00 +0000

I saw on Oprah Dr Oz said that most women
don't have this gene that helps to digest alcolhol and it gets in our bloold system
really fast that is why I (we) get drunk on one or two
glasses of wine. I really
want to be at my optimal health the rest of my life. The numerolgy reading I had was
really good. I loved all the frankness he had. That really was what this yogi
numerolgy does and he tells you ways you can get real. I really liked him. I would
love you and jimmy to get a reading maybe for Christmas. Hummm how can I fit that into
my budget lol.
Hopefully we can have a nice Mother to daughter chat soon. Maybe yu can get a phone
card and call me from work sometime. We are working on our web-camera. I am trying
not to buy one cause I want to get a new computer soon and the laptop will have one
built in
Any suggestions on what kind of laptop to get.
Peace

Gah!

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:51:00 +0000

I had the best drink at Jerry's AA's party yesterday. You take a
picture (is that the right spelling for what you make juice in?).
Anway, put a large can or lemonade in, fill the same can with rum
(light), then a can of beer. Stir that together and fill to the top
with Sprint. Oh my gosh, it was the best drink - goes down very good!
Next time you have a party, try it - serve over a glass of ice. I
loved it! Mom

Gmom

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:46:00 +0000

Hi honey, it's been a while since I talked to you. How is everything? I know the concert is next Sunday. I will be there, but I'm not sure yet about Gmom. We'll have to see how she is doing. She told me you are getting new carpet-- did you get it yet? Let me know what is going on. Also, Mothers Day is coming soon, don't forget about Gmom and of course, your mother. Talk to you soon-- Love, Mom

stuff

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:03:00 +0000

Hi there...think the dress for XXX is super cute..though it does not look particularly comfy...but hey she is going to change up anyway...bathings with trains and veils...gotta love it. Unfortunately, the card reader I have from school is not accepted by my lap-top....will get you hard pix of me in this dress and send them on down...heard you had a little "Hissy'...over jewelry...don't we all?...got a great big...yeah..that sounds fine form PAT at Secret Garden..so all covered there...will bew delivered to Goff Hall on ice at 4pm on the 23rd! Try to chill-lax and have fun...fun...fun in Vegas...kick up those heels...l...MOM

Wedding Flo

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:32:00 +0000

Any other tho...L./..MOMoughts???

Fwd: WEDDING PLANS ( my mom fwds to me an email she sent to my future mom-in-law)

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:17:00 +0000

Well...hi there...boy it has been a mad dash Xcountry since the snow storm adventure of March 29th....just four weeks ago and already so much water running out of sight!

Please thank AD for the enjoyable preamble on Ukrainian children....we, of course, already knew all the talking points as we know some first hand!!!! Speaking of which...we were disappointed that we could not deliver any serves for MD...she got things totally under control and our rallying up time did not work for her to hitch a ride to NYC for the evening of the 8th....but boy is she resourceful...sounds like she is going to have a great summer....much high hover what with the convention ramping up and all , don't ya think?!

Have been thinking of you and all the projects that must be snapping at your heels...how's that young administrator doing with the end of the year hysteria?, AYP, etc?....your Mother and Auntie doing all okay?...we are still remiss in sending a thank you to your Father-in-law for his most energetic efforts for the magnificent evening at his home as well as his presence at the party...what a gooooood time that was!!! ...I must rectify this situation very soon!!! Thank you so much for the lovely photo...we all do look so very happy....it has made its' place on the piano easel and looks just grand! ...a classy addition to the rouges gallery!

As for the wedding plans, EB, JB and I have made some inquiries on behalf of the rehearsal dinner and have come up with a very cute and cozy spot in Providence that will accommodate the 24+ folks that are part of the scene. Should come in very close to $30 ahead plus tip(approx. $800 ....hope this is in your comfort zone). We will be supplying the beverages as this is a very quaint little place... called Guido's.... that even with an Italian surname does not have the "connnecitons" in order to have gotten a liquor license in Providence, no less....go figure! We are aware that you provided a very substantial effort out there in Detroit and thought that this is what we should do for this venue. I will be seeing Mickey and Vanessa over the next weekend and will sort out the details then if that is ok? If I am out of bounds here just let me know and we'll figure another scene!

Can not believe we are staring down the barrel of just three months...have much landscaping tidying in general for premises up-grade to deal with as soon as school and the course at Umass are over....can't wait to get into the mulch pile and have at it!....let's hope the "Weed and Feed" applications are takin' seriously or we'll be dancing on dirt! Am very happy with the sanitary accommodations...very posh "Comfort Towers" that flush and have sinks with running water!...this had been a concern for us what with the numbers since we are on a spetic system here.... but now have that all in hand(no intended)!

So that is my report for now...hope to hear from you soon...all best...J

Fwd: FW: You need to read this and watch the kitchen fire........

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:23:00 +0000

Hi.... something you may want to watch and share...tatol of 45 seconds the students that came from a friend....L..Jud
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Another group email Sorry...but important!

Remember...'Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.' Abraham Lincoln

You need to read this and watch the kitchen fire........

Make sure you take a minute to read what this has to say and watch this video ...

I never realized that a wet dishcloth can be a one size fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan!

This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire ... oil in a frying pan. Read the following introduction, then watch the show ... It's a real eye-opener!!

At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire. The results got the attention of the students.

The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast. Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room.

Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire. One cup creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite. This is a powerful message----watch the video and don't forget what you see. Tell your whole family about this video. Or better yet, send this to them

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Prevention Magazine + Sheets

noreply@blogger.com (Alison) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:12:00 +0000

Alison
A lot of great articles in this magazine. I read it cover to cover at the gym on the treadmill. (It was in my car since last year) Happy reading!
MOM

Fwd: MESSAGE FOR THE DAY..........Relax!

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:49:00 +0000

This should do the trick....enjoy

Everyone enjoys a relaxing massage!

RELAX

WISHING YOU A STRESS FREE DAY!

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noreply@blogger.com (Michelle) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:57:00 +0000

Hello Michelle;

It was so terrific seeing you in Vegas, I hope you had a good time. I had a thought, since you are not in a relationship why not think about moving to San Francisco. It would be great to have all family members on the west coast. Maybe you could get that SFO office up and running properly, could be a good idea, think about it. Anyway you would love San Francisco, it is such a wonderful city, NYC pales in comparison. It would be great to get to see you a little more offten. Don't worry,we will not be in your business all time, ask Scott we are not in his business all time. Please think about it, you would absolutely love San Francisco, it has so much to offer. Also Que says that you are trying to quit smoking,. congratulations, I think that is great. I know how hard it is because My mother struggled for years trying to quit. So good luck and hang in there. How is your bunny? I hope she was alright when you got home. Que and I are coming to NYC eary in May, we haven't made our plans yet, but I will let you know. I'll speak with you soon. I love you. Mom

ps I want to sending you some vitamines and your Obama T shirt. Let me know if I should send them your home or office.

Love always,

Mom

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Chalk Drawings

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:18:00 +0000

-Some really good...others leave you wanting to tighten up the perspective and anatomy.....enjoy...Jud

Don't miss seeing Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle

Do you notice everything is fake??? even the hose and water?

Look Closely, you can see the Bricks through the Chalk on the Monitor Screen

There is no hole in this pavement???

People are actually avoiding walking in the 'hole'

Which is the real guy &which beer is real?

Girl in Swimming Pool (Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement )

Girl in Swimming Pool seen in Reverse from Opposite Side of Drawing

Politicians Meeting Their End

World's Biggest Fly-Spray

This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mi rror

Make Poverty

Make Poverty History drawing from the side (40 ft long)

Baby Food
Baby Food in Reverse seen from the opposite side of the drawing.

You can still see the blocks of concrete.
Spiderman to the rescue
Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)

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Look Closely, you can see the Bricks through the Chalk on the Monitor Screen

There is no hole in this pavement???

People are actually avoiding walking in the 'hole'

Which is the real guy &which beer is real?

Girl in Swimming Pool (Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement )

Girl in Swimming Pool seen in Reverse from Opposite Side of Drawing

Politicians Meeting Their End

World's Biggest Fly-Spray

This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mi rror

Make Poverty

Make Poverty History drawing from the side (40 ft long)

Baby Food
Baby Food in Reverse seen from the opposite side of the drawing.

You can still see the blocks of concrete.
Spiderman to the rescue
Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)

packages

noreply@blogger.com (Alison) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:31:00 +0000

I sent you the sheets at work – also a prevention mag that has a lot of good exercises and healthy food tips.

I sent to your house the Iowan magazine. Look in the back they have places to visit. Thought you might want to reminisce. Have you thought about the days you are coming? Also, how is the bladder situation?

You forgot to remind me about Mickey's bday

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:10:00 +0000

Hi there..Just wanted to acknowledge Mickey's bday but for some reason his email address wouldn't go through.
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1493106063003&source=jl999

Fwd: FW: Sweet Poison

noreply@blogger.com (merlikethesea) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:10:00 +0000

READ & SEND TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

SWEET POISON...

A MUST READ

In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick. She had stomach spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking was a major chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she was in so much pain.

By March 2002, she had undergone several tissue and muscle biopsies and was on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not determine what was wrong with her. She was in so much pain, and so sick. She just knew she was dying. She put her house, bank accounts, life insurance, etc., in her oldest daughter's name, and made sure that her younger children were to be taken care of.

She also wanted her last hooray, so she planned a trip to Florida (basically in a wheelchair) for March 22nd .

On March 19 I called her to ask how her most recent tests went, and she said they didn't find anything on the test, but they believe she had Multiple Sclerosis (MS).

I recalled an article a friend of mine e-mailed to me and I asked my sister if she drank diet soda? She told me that she did. As a matter of fact, she was getting ready to crack one open that moment.

I told her not to open it, and to stop drinking the diet soda!

I e-mailed her the article my friend, a lawyer, had sent.

My sister called me within 32 hours after our phone conversation and told me she had stopped drinking the diet soda AND she could walk! The muscle spasms went away. She said she didn't feel 100% but she sure felt a lot better. She told me she was going to her doctor with this article and would call me when she got home.

Well, she called me, and said her doctor was amazed! He is going to call all of his MS patients to find out if they consumed artificial sweeteners of any kind.

In a nutshell, she was being poisoned by the Aspartame in the diet soda...and literally dying a slow and miserable death.

When she got to Florida March 22, all she had to take was one pill, and that was a pill for the Aspartame poisoning! She is well on her way to a complete recovery.

And she is walking! No wheelchair! This article saved her life.

If it says 'SUGAR FREE' on the label; DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

I have spent several days lecturing at the WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE on "ASPARTAME," marketed as 'NutraSweet,' 'Equal,' and 'Spoonful.'

In the keynote address by the EPA, it was announced that in the United States in 2001 there is an epidemic of multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus. It was difficult to determine exactly what toxin was causing this to be rampant.

I stood up and said that I was there to lecture on exactly that subject.

I will explain why Aspartame is so dangerous: When the temperature of this sweetener exceeds 86 degrees F, the wood alcohol in ASPARTAME converts to formaldehyde and then to formic acid, which in turn causes metabolic acidosis. Formic acid is the poison found in the sting of fire ants. The methanol toxicity mimics, among other conditions, multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus. Many people were being diagnosed in error. Although multiple sclerosis is not a death sentence, Methanol toxicity is!

Systemic lupus has become almost as rampant as multiple sclerosis, especially with Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi drinkers. The victim usually does not know that the Aspartame is the culprit. He or she continues its use; irritating the lupus to such a degree that it may become a life-threatening condition.

We have seen patients with systemic lupus become asymptotic, once taken off diet sodas.

In cases of those diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis (MS), most of the symptoms disappear. We've seen many cases where vision loss returned and hearing loss improved markedly.

This also applies to cases of tinnitus and fibromyalgia.

During a lecture, I said, "If you are using ASPARTAME (NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc) and you suffer from fibromyalgia symptoms, spasms, shooting, pains, numbness in your legs, cramps, vertigo, dizziness, headaches, tinnitus, joint pain, unexplainable depression, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, blurred vision, or memory loss you probably have ASPARTAME poisoning!"

People were jumping up during the lecture saying, "I have some of these symptoms. Is it reversible?"

Yes! Yes! Yes! STOP drinking diet sodas and be alert for Aspartame on food labels! Many products are fortified with it! This is a serious problem.

Dr. Espart (one of my speakers) remarked that so many people seem to be symptomatic for MS and during his recent visit to a hospice, a nurse stated that six of her friends, who were heavy Diet Coke addicts, had all been diagnosed with MS. This is beyond coincidence!

Diet soda is NOT a diet product! It is a chemically altered, multiple SODIUM (salt) and ASPARTAME containing product that actually makes you crave carbohydrates. It is far more likely to make you GAIN weight!

These products also contain formaldehyde, which stores in the fat cells, particularly in the hips and thighs. Formaldehyde is an absolute toxin and is used primarily to preserve "tissue specimens." Many products we use every day contain this chemical but we SHOULD NOT store it IN our body!

Dr. H. J. Roberts stated in his lectures that once free of the "diet products" and with no significant increase in exercise; his patients lost an average of 19 pounds over a trial period.

Aspartame is especially dangerous for diabetics.

We found that some physicians, who believed that they had a patient with retinopathy, in fact, had symptoms caused by Aspartame.

The Aspartame drives the blood sugar out of control. Thus diabetics may suffer acute memory loss due to the fact that aspartic acid and phenylalanine are NEUROTOXIC when taken without the other amino acids necessary for a good balance.

Treating diabetes is all about BALANCE. Especially with diabetics, the Aspartame passes the blood/brain barrier and it then deteriorates the neurons of the brain; causing various levels of brain damage, seizures, depression, manic depression, panic attacks, uncontrollable anger and rage.

Consumption of Aspartame causes these same symptoms in non-diabetics as well.

Documentation and observation also reveal that thousands of children diagnosed with ADD and ADHD have had complete turnarounds in their behavior when these chemicals have been removed from their diet. So called "behavior modification prescription drugs" (Ritalin and others) are no longer needed. Truth be told, they were never NEEDED in the first place! Most of these children were being "poisoned" on a daily basis with the very foods that were "better for them than sugar."

It is also suspected that the Aspartame in thousands of pallets of diet Coke and diet Pepsi consumed by men and women fighting in the Gulf War, may be partially to blame for the well-known Gulf War Syndrome.

Dr. Roberts warns that it can cause birth defects, i.e. mental retardation, if taken at the time of conception and during early pregnancy.

Children are especially at risk for neurological disorders and should NEVER be given artificial sweeteners. There are many different case histories to relate of children suffering grand mal seizures and other neurological disturbances talking about a plague of neurological diseases directly caused by the use of this deadly poison."

Herein lies the problem:

There were Congressional Hearings when Aspartame was included 100 different products and strong objection was made concerning its use. Since this initial hearing, there have been two subsequent hearings, and still nothing has been done. The drug and chemical lobbies have very deep pockets.

Sadly, MONSANTO'S patent on Aspartame has EXPIRED!

There are now over 5,000 products on the market that contain this deadly chemical and there will be thousands more introduced. Everybody wants a "piece of the Aspartame pie." I assure you that MONSANTO, the creator of Aspartame, knows how deadly it is.

And isn't it ironic that MONSANTO funds, among others, the American Diabetes Association, the American Dietetic Association and the Conference of the American College of Physicians?

This has been recently exposed in the New York Times.

These [organizations] cannot criticize any additives or convey their link to MONSANTO because they take money from the food industry and are required to endorse their products.

Senator Howard Metzenbaum wrote and presented a bill that would require label warnings on products containing Aspartame, especially regarding pregnant women, children and infants. The bill would also institute independent studies on the known dangers and the problems existing in the general population regarding seizures, changes in brain chemistry, neurological changes and behavioral symptoms.

The bill was killed.

It is known that the powerful drug and chemical lobbies are responsible for this, letting loose the hounds of disease and death on an unsuspecting and uninformed public. Well, you're Informed now! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Please print this out and/or pass on to everybody in address book.

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noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:25:00 +0000

Robot Voice: This is a text to landline message from (mom's cell phone number): I LOVE YOU. Thank you for using Nextel wireless text to landline messaging system. Beep.

the cup!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Alison) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:02:00 +0000

Don't drink out of that cup i sent you it-it's probably got lead in it. I thought as a
conversation piece on your desk.

I don't know if it does - all old stuff like that they used funky glazes
back then. You never know. There were no standards set , just like China
is now.

Buy American - especially food. They don't have usda standards
like we do. (like wash your hands after using the bathroom or maybe
outhouse!!)

heythere

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:30:00 +0000

hey there goiyle frien?....whaddup?jillyb doin the catz on sat to sun..all set there...hopeyou have a blast at the ball...they can be deadly,too, you know....@$#$(*'s new beau canned their time...stating just no chemistry after over 50 hours of phone time???...just didn't want to take on the wrinkles and saggy tits ..so much for sparkling repartee!!!...ugly scene out there...more later...of to NYC domani matina....L...mjust to reiterate...the #### you gave was 1-555-555-5555 ext 32855....would not go through on my cell...aqnd on my cell I kept getting the message that the message i had left was not registering...anf..

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noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:34:00 +0000

Hey girl-friend...have not heard from VPB...she is smooozing with her guy-guy this week-end...we are having very cold...50's...weather....raining like a bugger....good for the grass and the h2o table...the lawn is full hay mode.....you will be home in time to see the students' show....not many projects but most of them new so they were the ole work in process style....like I said..... just have to see how she hangs...unfortunately, you will miss Jillian's show and the Attleboro show I got into.....but we'll keep you busy just the same.....Swedish motors can not get that damn check engine light off....they have fixed the ac....wipers...lights...etc.,,,but need to go to the dealer for the remote....they do not have the parts.....oivay....we get this tuned one of these days.....so more later....MUCHOS BESOS....MADRE

modem service!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:09:00 +0000

Evil Cox just lost me. AT and T called and in my OS zip is a new
wireless service for $12 a month less than Cox and $30 for a modem
{that means I send in a rebate to get it down to $30} and a $200 set
up fee that maybe you could do for me. My question right now is
this, there is a modem downstairs. How can I or they know that it
could be used instead of my buying a new one? Apparently that modem
or the spaceship thing is weak or broken or is breaking because after
3 men helped me and many calls to Cox, I still cannot use my wirelss
in the piano room. In the guest bedroom it is perfect, in my bedroom
it is weaker but OK, in the piano room it is dead. Do you see what I
mean? But maybe the problem is the spaceship. Or maybe it is
COX!!! I want to go ahead and order the AT and T deal but if they
come out to see if the modem will be OK for their service, they will
charge me $200!

beach

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:03:00 +0000

Flight times look really great. Your departure from PV on the 24th is really close to our time.

Hoping you or Katy will go horseback riding on the beach with me......Dad doesn't want to...thinks it will bounce his head.

Love you,

Mom xoxo

RE: cupcakes

noreply@blogger.com (Danielle) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:51:00 +0000

Yes, I am still at work, I am doing the tread mill and the bike and a few of the machines. I am not working up too much of a sweat...I am trying to eassssssssseeeeeeee my way into this exercise stuff.

I don't know what time the party will start? What are your plans are you going to Jim's Mom's first? I am assuming we will start the party approximately 2 or 3:00 that way you and Julie can get back to home early.

I am getting ready to leave now so I will talk to you tomorrow. Dad is playing cards tonight so I am in no rush to go home.

Luv ya

MOM

CLASSIC all caps

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:31:00 +0000

DID NOT GET THE LINK.......MORE LATER...l...MOM

stress

noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Just a quick test....see how you do!!!!!...L...Momo

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CLOSELY DO NOT SCROLL DOWN BEFORE YOU READ IT ALL
Stress I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study re vealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation . Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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noreply@blogger.com (Vanessa) — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:00:00 +0000

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