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My name is Tom Smith, and I'm an indie musician -- mostly comedy, mostly folk-rock, but pretty much every style except dull.  ;)  If you're interested in hearing my music, please check out &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.tomsmithonline.com/"&gt;Tom Smith Online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This isn't about that, however.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Basically, in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://filkertom.livejournal.com/663069.html"&gt;this LiveJournal post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; I got this insane idea to thoroughly misuse the concept of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcats"&gt;lolcats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;.  And so I did.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I happen to be an atheist, but I have many friends and family members who are religious to one degree or another (heck, my mom is a featured singer at her church), so my first two thoughts regarding lolchrist are [a] be funny and [b] not be too offensive about it.  If the very idea disturbs you, well, this blog ain't for you... and, this ain't your blog.  For those of you still here, I hope you enjoy it and take it in the spirit in which it is meant.  And as soon as I figure out precisely what that is, I'll let you know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just for information's sake, I'm nicking these pictures off the web, and am not intending to do anything with them besides posting them satirically.  Those images under copyright remain under copyright, and I'm not challenging that.  I'm just having some fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://lolchrist.blogspot.com/2007/07/ohhhhh-im-goin-to-hell-for-this-one.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (filkertom)</author><thr:total>15</thr:total></item></channel></rss>