Look at my fucking red trousers!

Confused at Clapham Junction

2012-12-15T15:51:00.003Z

Outplayed

2012-12-15T15:48:00.000Z

In certain company, RTs just don't quite cut it...

Two dozen men

2012-12-15T15:38:00.001Z

I tend to avoid posed group shots, but an exception can be made for this collection. Sandhurst, I'm told...

Rasta at the Epsom Derby

2012-12-15T15:23:00.001Z

Are we looking at a genuine example of that much misapplied term, Trustafarian?

Or is it just a "comedy" wig?

Thank you to Tom for this one (which he sent in last June... continued apologies for being slow.)

Rio Ferdinand!

2012-12-15T15:06:00.000Z

Furry hipster

2012-12-15T14:54:00.001Z

The Schoolmaster

2012-12-02T11:17:00.002Z

Oxford Daddy Long Legs

2012-12-02T11:04:00.006Z

Three and a half men

2012-12-02T10:54:00.002Z

Red in the Med

2012-12-02T10:42:00.001Z

It must be a lovely thing for a Terracotta Warrior to find himself standing next to a man in two shades of pink...

Three Amigos

2012-12-02T10:24:00.003Z

Zero Tolerance

2012-11-30T23:51:00.000Z

In Canada, where this photo was taken, the police come down hard on socially divisive leg wear.

We wouldn't want it to get disproportionate of course, but something along these lines on the Kings Road from time to time might not be a bad idea...

Pimms

2012-11-30T23:31:00.000Z

This could be a print advert from the '70s - in the days when The Ultimate Man was fifty years old, borderline alcoholic, and didn't smile unnecessarily.

A bloke from Hull who's in a band

2012-11-30T23:19:00.000Z

Fish in a barrel perhaps, but hey. Not a million miles away from this guy.

In case you were wondering what sort of music a man dressed like this might produce, see here.

Spotted a four-leafed clover?

2012-11-30T22:43:00.002Z

...or possibly about to vomit.

Geneva Airport

2012-11-30T22:33:00.001Z

Combining RTs with a red tank top and a two-tone shirt (the "charlatan shirt" as I believe it's sometimes called) is definitely a first for LAMFRT.

He's obviously foreign, but I think it still counts.

[removed on legal advice]

2012-11-30T22:26:00.000Z

Thank you to Milla for this one. Brave girl.

Great Dixter gardens, East Sussex

2012-11-20T20:16:00.000Z

Many thanks to Mike for this one, who snapped this gentleman farmer shouting into his mobile phone.

Newbury races

2012-11-20T20:03:00.000Z

The guy on the left looks a lot like Steve. They get about these fellows, don't they?

Royal Cinque Ports Halford Hewitt Cup

2012-11-20T19:53:00.002Z

Golf. What's wrong with just being called Nigel and driving a Ford Mondeo like every other golfer in England?

Thom Yorke

2012-11-20T19:44:00.000Z

RAC races

2012-11-20T19:41:00.000Z

Forget Oxford and Cambridge, or anywhere else for that matter: students of the Royal Agricultural College seem to be the ruddiest trousered collection of people in the country by a mile.

MCC

2012-11-20T19:37:00.001Z

The matching bag earns him a "lunatic" tag...

C'nt Garden

2012-11-12T21:05:00.003Z

You don't have to be posh to do the blue/red thing it seems.

Full marks to the sender, Tim, for bravery here.

Hipsters on the beach

2012-11-12T20:48:00.001Z

Stop me if you've heard it...

Q: Why did the hipster burn himself on his pizza?

A: He ate it before it was cool.