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My balls are swollen, y tu?

Anthony — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:56:45 +0000

I never claimed to be a prognosticator. In fact, against the spread I’m a miserable 10 games under .500 in a NFL season that’s only 4 weeks in. And as you can see from the below post, my MLB LDS predictions are already coming apart at the seams. I guess that’s part of the beauty [...]

The sweet smell of October

Anthony — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:41:21 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, the MLB postseason is finally upon us. Dust off those jackets and get ready for the big show. 2009 contains the usual cast of characters – Yankees, Red Sox, Angels, Cardinals, Dodgers – hell, even the Rockies and Phillies are becoming mainstays in the playoffs. And once again, we pay our (dis)respects [...]

Cleaning up a fat kid’s mess

Anthony — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:18:12 +0000

Posted in baseball, sports

Counterpoint fail

Anthony — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:53:33 +0000

Captain Completely Worthless By September sent this in. Ownage is in red. Posted in baseball, sports

I was enjoying my little vacay from LB

Anthony — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:11:21 +0000

But you ignorant Cubs fans just had to antagonize me. Please just quietly disappear like your team’s playoff hopes. Thanks. Click me (read it and weep, bitches). Hugs. Posted in baseball, sports

Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch.

Anthony — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:47:51 +0000

Today I received this absolutely glorious email from Robert Half Legal. You know, the attorney placement agency that specializes in well-educated slave labor? Yeah, well this may set a new standard. Please keep in mind that although not everyone in the RHL database is a licensed attorney with $75,000+ in student loan debt, most are. PS. [...]

Joe no, he di’int! (part 2)

Anthony — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:22:02 +0000

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/27/biden-teases-obama-teleprompter-addiction/ Posted in life in America, politics

LB Cardinals Report 4/21-5/20

Anthony — Thu, 21 May 2009 23:48:03 +0000

It’s been tough writing about the Redbirds lately given the craptastic May they’ve been having. I’ll gladly chalk some of that up to injuries (Ludwick, Carpenter, Ankiel) and other “issues” (Wainwright’s mechanics and wtf is wrong with Khalil Greene?), but make no bones about it, the Cardinals are having some problems worth noting. Problems like: 1. Todd [...]

From the “I wish I was making this up” files

Anthony — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:44:56 +0000

Local SoCal area sporting goods retailer “Chick’s” has been taken over by competing sporting goods retailer “Dick’s.” Yeah, I’m not bull shitting you. What we are witnessing here is the M&A equivalent of a sex change operation. I’m just glad it’s not the other way around. It would be pretty fucking embarrassing for [...]

Welcome back to St. Louis, douchebags

Anthony — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:50:17 +0000

Posted in baseball, sports