<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6888058338226656333</id><updated>2024-08-29T17:25:57.772-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A loser&#39;s guide to life</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://losersguidetolife.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/6888058338226656333/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://losersguidetolife.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>SPACE matters!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13021420295596489380</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6888058338226656333.post-9208494790666015579</id><published>2019-03-26T05:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2019-03-26T06:13:53.687-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A boozer&#39;s confession!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
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One day I was enlightened by my totally boozed mom!&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes man! my mom boozes, and not even my dad can beat her...&lt;/div&gt;
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I was in my teenage, the &quot;don&#39;t-treat-me-like-a-kid&quot; age and I was a teetotaller... I swear (incase you don&#39;t believe)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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My mom revealed that my birth itself was a failure of the contraception they used&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#39;s the beginning of&amp;nbsp; my story ... story of a complete loser!&lt;br /&gt;
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