LosEvolution

Say NO to Censorship of the Internet

Carlos Maury — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:27:12 +0000

-that is all

Comedy Central: Obama Loses His Sh*t

Carlos Maury — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:44:29 +0000

5 Spades Tips

Carlos Maury — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:13:02 +0000

Take away the nil, make the 2 of spades & diamonds the 2nd highest pair of cards in the deck, remove the 2 of clubs and hearts, the 100 point bag penalty, add some sh*t talking, and what do you have? Our version of Spades!

52 cards…..divide that by 4 and you got every card in the deck 4 trumps (2 of Spade & Diamonds and 2 Jokers) and 4 of each card from 3 to Ace. Keep a sensible count and you’ll know how many is being played and can (somewhat) predict a cut.
Spades are like bullets: deadly when fired
When score is in doubt, all it takes is 7 books to win a hand.
Avoid the scenario of someone cutting behind you. It rarely goes well.
WATCH THE BOARD!

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Modern Warfare 3 Class/Stats

Carlos Maury — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:26:27 +0000

UMP45 with Silencer & Rapid Fire – Primary
FMG9 Akimbo – Secondary
Blind Eye Pro
Assassin Pro
Steady Aim Pro

Specialist Package:
2 Kills – Hardline
4(3) Kills – Sleight of Hand
6(5) Kills – Quickdraw

This setup got me a crazy 18-kill streak which once uploaded to COD Elite, I will post on YouTube.

Stats
I am mediocre by all means, however, put me in a game and chances are, I will have a .7 or greater K/D ratio.

Level 50 – 2nd Prestige
.87 overall K/D ratio
Highest Kill Streak – 18
Roughly 70 hours played: only translates to 2.9 days of gameplay since launch.

For those who use COD Elite, look up LosEvolution. I need to get my PSN stats as strong as my Xbox stats!

StoryTellin’ (Preview)

Carlos Maury — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Mic, beats, pen, and pad, it’s how I tell a story
It’s entertainin as hell, harsh, never is it boring
It’s about a cat who stepped up livin the strong life
Swung in the fight, living it all day and night
Guarantee my flow, check it, it’s too real
Everyone who know the lyrics, the style, then they know the deal
I’m touchin on a touchy subject, known to some more than others
A story so scary, might get ya hidin like a kid in the covers
I’m talkin about the B-U-L-L and the Y
Those cats who honestly sometimes I wish they would die
A slow death, kill yourself twice with a knife….butter
So you’d bleed away slowly, do you deserve it or your mother
But it’s the psychological effects that hit hard the most
Fighting those effects is how people started calling me Los
Cuz in the game of life, I swing, fighting hard as hell
So I can rock this mic and have a story to tell

—-Retouched Evolution
Coming 1/6/12

Bill Gates: 11 Rules You Kids Did Not and Will Not Learn In School

Carlos Maury — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:05:04 +0000

Courtesy of Laura Young

When Internet Quotes Become Overused…..

Carlos Maury — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:07:45 +0000

I call THIS GUY!

Happy New Year, world!

4 Zones – Preview

Carlos Maury — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:38:52 +0000

In 4 zones, I get right, I get geeked and I get gone
I’m a cool guy, I’m havin fun, I’m chilled out, I’m in the zone
Zone 1, I’m goin in, Bud Light, gone get the twin
Zone 2, I’m getting loose, drinkin Ciroc, not the goose
Zone 3, I’m laughin loud, that Crown Royal ain’t for a child
Zone 4, I’m blazin right, Black & Mild lightin the night
I stop there to observe the limit, I maintain that buzz
I sober myself up in time just to deal with the fuzz

—-Retouched Evolution
Coming 1/6/12

Now Playing: T.I. – So Close

Carlos Maury — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:54:06 +0000

85-8 in COD?! Is it POSSIBLE?!

Carlos Maury — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:48:41 +0000

So, this guy gets 85….get it, 85 kills in COD:MW3. Also a MOAB and get this….another MOAB!