lotus rose journal

new Dorothy vs. Alice book

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 09 Oct 2019 20:06:43 GMT

My newest book is out now, called, Dorothy vs. Alice: Crucify the Scarecrow, available at Amazon~ https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YRTZZ7B

From the author of The Malice in Wonderland Saga, comes the dark and twisted, yet wickedly funny account of what really went on between Dorothy and Alice. This is the shocking, scandalous story they've been trying to hide from you. Because the truth is...

Dorothy (of Oz) and Alice (of Wonderland) used to be lovers. But that was in the past. Sometimes though, the past has a way of coming back to haunt you.

In Alice's case, that way is a tornado summoned to snatch her from the Outside World and bring her back to Munchkinland.

Alice has absolutely no intention of getting back together with Dorothy. You see, Dorothy has changed...into a pervert, a sadistic chief of the munchkin tribes, and an all around unreasonable beast! She has the audacity to ask Alice to rule by her side, keeps talking about magical sexual powers that Alice possesses...

Alice wants no part of it, demands to be sent back home, and that's when the completely unreasonable Dorothy throws Alice into some sort of twisted game that's designed to end in a duel to the death with the Scarecrow!

You wouldn't think that would be the way Dorothy would want to woo Alice, but it is. Dorothy seems to think it'll somehow prove how much she loves Alice, in some sort of twisted logic. See, Dorothy thinks of it as a heartfelt sacrifice of one of her favorite servants to Alice and feels that as she and Alice go through the challenges of the game together, they'll somehow end up bonding.

Alice doesn't want to be hurt by Dorothy again and really wants nothing more to do with her. But despite all her protestations, psycho Dorothy manipulates the situation so Alice has no choice but to go along with the game.

Alice wonders what she ever saw in her. She hopes she won't end up having to kill her former crush.

New Malice in Wonderland Bundle

lotus_rose2 — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 16:55:01 GMT

All three books of the Jabberwocky Trilogy in one value priced package!
The decapitated Jabberwock's head is still functional—he just needs a new body.
15-year-old Queen Malice wants to help her buddy, Jabby, as she likes to call him. And so she plans a quest to Jabberwock Valley, where most of the other jabberwocks live.
But Jabby isn't the only one they must help. Wonderland itself is in danger, because a creature known as the Snark threatens to reunite the monster tribes and revive a realm known as Woeland.
So Malice works on assembling a team. Of course, the Mad Hatter, Humpty, and the Cheshire Cat will tag along. But the Knight still has a crippling fear of little girls.
There are other complications.
11-year-old Sleeping Beauty wants to go on the quest as well. But most jabberwocks hate little girls. Jabberwock mothers even sing their babies "little-girls-goodbyes," which are like lullabies, except gorier.
Malice also struggles with the intoxicating effects of the black rose. She finds herself taking more of the flower each day, and it's becoming harder to stop.
Will they be able to thwart the Snark? And who is the mysterious "secret admirer" who sends Malice creepy notes via pigeon? And can she prove to the Knight that she no longer has any "little girlness" inside of her, by going through a series of the Knight's anti-little-girl challenges? Because it's the only way he'll join the team.
And they'll need a lot of help if they ever hope to stop the Snark and survive their journey to Jabberwock Valley.

You can get a copy at Amazon U.S., just go here~ http://a.co/d/9UJ2ANy

For links to the other online stores, go here~ https://ganxy.com/i/123859/lotus-rose/malice-in-wonderland-bundle-3-the-jabberwocky-trilogy

I'm so happy I completed this trilogy! My thanks to everyone supporting the Malice in Wonderland Saga. I have more books planned.

new Malice in Wonderland

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:30:59 GMT

The eighth ebook in the Malice in Wonderland Saga is out! It's called, Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book One: Sing Me a Little-Girls-Goodbye.

Here's the description:

The decapitated Jabberwock’s head is still functional—he just needs a new body.

15-year-old Queen Malice wants to help her buddy, Jabby, as she likes to call him. And so she plans a quest to Jabberwock Valley, where most of the other jabberwocks live.

But Jabby isn’t the only one they must help. Wonderland itself is in danger, because a creature known as the Snark threatens to reunite the monster tribes and revive a realm known as Woeland.

So Malice works on assembling a team. Of course, the Mad Hatter, Humpty, and the Cheshire Cat will tag along. But the Knight still has a crippling fear of little girls.

There are other complications.

11-year-old Sleeping Beauty wants to go on the quest as well. But most jabberwocks hate little girls. Jabberwock mothers even sing their babies “little-girls-goodbyes,” which are like lullabies, except gorier.

Malice also struggles with the intoxicating effects of the black rose. She finds herself taking more of the flower each day, and it’s becoming harder to stop.

Will they be able to thwart the Snark? And who is the mysterious “secret admirer” who sends Malice creepy notes via pigeon? And can she prove to the Knight that she no longer has any “little girlness” inside of her, by going through a series of the Knight’s anti-little-girl challenges? Because it’s the only way he’ll join the team.

And they’ll need a lot of help if they ever hope to stop the Snark and survive their journey to Jabberwock Valley.

It's available exclusively at Amazon.com for kindle, and is available in Kindle Unlimited.
Here's the link to its U.S. Amazon page:
http://a.co/hALhjAK:

new Faerie Brace-Face book

lotus_rose2 — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 14:35:44 GMT

The final volume of the Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy is out now! It's called The Return of Mackenzie.

Here's its description:

In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy,Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned.
Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well!
And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls. And whoever ends up “winning” this time around will end up ruling over all of CabbyWorld. Of course, if Mackenzie wins, it will be renamed MackenzieWorld.
But Cabby is not about to give up her power or her dear fiancé, Darren. Because she has plans to marry that sweet, dreamy boy and live happily ever after, as husband and wife, and King and Queen. And with no stupid Mackenzie!
By the author of the Malice in Wonderland Saga.

To visit its Amazon US page, go to https://www.amazon.com/Return-Mackenzie-Faerie-Brace-Face-Book-ebook/dp/B01M03MH7P/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1473950002&sr=1-1&keywords=return+of+mackenzie

For links to the various other ebook store links, go to https://ganxy.com/i/114843/lotus-rose/the-return-of-mackenzie-faerie-brace-face-3

new Faerie Brace-Face book

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 20 Feb 2016 14:28:15 GMT

The second volume of the Faerie Brace-Face Series is out now! It's called Revenge of the Faebots.

Here's its description:

The faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life.
Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it. Because the last thing Cabby wants is all the drama that girl would bring into her life.
She’d rather focus on her relationship with Darren, and, meanwhile, Darren would like to focus on Cabby, because he yearns to give her a ring to show how much she means to him. But rings are hard to come by in the world they find themselves in.

To visit its Amazon US page, go to http://amzn.com/B01BRUVWXU

For links to the various other ebook store links, go to https://ganxy.com/i/111567/lotus-rose/revenge-of-the-faebots-faerie-brace-face-book-2

Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1

lotus_rose2 — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 13:52:16 GMT

Hey everyone! The latest addition to the Malice in Wonderland Saga is out now. It's called Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1 (Malice in Wonderland Book 4)

Here's the blurb:

   The Brothers Grimm are trying to unleash twisted fairy tale beings into Wonderland.
   15-year-old Queen Malice doesn’t want to deal with them.
   But then Malice’s dear friend, the Mad Hatter, is kidnapped. So to save him, she’s forced to work with Cinderella, and ends up getting sucked into Fairy Tale Land.
   If things keep going this way, the fairy tales might eventually cross over into the outside world, where her twin, Alice, lives.
   Malice struggles to do the right thing, but her heart keeps malfunctioning, sending her into fits of maliciousness. Killing Cinderella would be bad, right?
   By the author of Malice in Wonderland.
   The events of this book follow Malice in Wonderland #3.

It's available for Amazon Kindle and is currently part of Kindle Unlimited.

Here's its Amazon US page ~ http://amzn.com/B016C9WP00

and its Amazon UK page~ http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B016C9WP00

Third Gothic Lolita book

lotus_rose2 — Mon, 31 Aug 2015 15:06:17 GMT

The third book in the Gothic Lolita series is out now! It's called Gothic Lolita 3:Pageant
here's its blurb~
   12-year-old Nina is an aspiring supermodel, actress and pop star who has everything going for her. Wealth. A magical scar down the side of her face. A fiance willing to do anything for her.
   All she needs now is fame. She’s willing to do anything for it. Anything. Even kill for it. After all, she already has.
   Ordering her new fans around is a thrill, but it’s not all fun and games. She has nightmares sometimes. Because she can’t help but feel she has awakened dark forces.
   By the author of Malice in Wonderland.

For links to the various online bookstores, click go to ~ http://ganxy.com/i/106038

Second Gothic Lolita book out now!

lotus_rose2 — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:50:38 GMT

Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom

Blurb~
   Now that Ember is no longer a child actor, her fame is waning and she needs a publicity stunt to revive it.
   So she decides to auction her virginity.
   But things start going downhill when the cohost of a morning show kills herself after Ember makes her announcement. Days later, Maggy, Ember’s former costar, gets caught up in a sex tape scandal. And on top of that, Ember finds herself in fear of the billionaire who bid the highest in the auction.
   The stress causes her to struggle with her various addictions. But her greatest addiction is to fame. Is she willing to do what it takes to keep it?

For links to all the online retailers, click here ~ https://ganxy.com/i/105903

Alien Pony Princess book

lotus_rose2 — Sun, 31 May 2015 18:34:16 GMT

Hey everyone! The latest edition to The Poniworld Chronicles is out! This one is a romance about an alien pony princess. She unthaws a frozen caveponi, and boy do things get sweet after that! For links to the various online retailers click here https://ganxy.com/i/104003

New Twisted Holiday Special

lotus_rose2 — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:52:19 GMT

My latest ebook in the Twisted Holiday Specials is out now! This one is based on Valentine's Day.

Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it’s not so bad after all, because Valentine’s Day really sucks.

She’s asked to star in a sappy Hall-mart Cards Valentine’s television special. But then she learns about the origin of Valentine’s Day, and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it…in cooperation with Hall-mart. Charlee is torn. What should she do? She just wants to be on TV!

Can Valentine’s Day be saved? By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.

Links to its Kindle pages~
Amazon US ~ http://amzn.com/B00P4FV0V4
Amazon UK ~ http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00P4FV0V4

For links to the other ebookstores go here ~ https://ganxy.com/i/99223/lotus-rose/blackhearts-day-twisted-holiday-specials

Malice in Wonderland Prequel out now!

lotus_rose2 — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 09:53:26 GMT

The Malice in Wonderland Prequel is out now for Amazon Kindle. It will be provided exclusively from Amazon for 3 months. This prequel is like a collection of key events from before Alice turned 13. I wanted to give a look inside the minds of some of the other characters. Sometimes I told the story from Alice's point of view, and sometimes from other characters' like the Queen of Hearts and the Jabberwock. I enjoyed writing it. I hope you'll enjoy reading them.

The link to its Amazon page is:
http://amzn.com/B00NH8V13W

Merry XXXmas ebook out now

lotus_rose2 — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:27:45 GMT

Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown, is out now! This is part of a series I'm planning called Twisted Holiday Specials. The first book is SinEaster. If people like my little holiday tales, I may write some more. Can you say Arbor Day? :)

In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X’s lessened by the Grump.

She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. Level one is innocent, other than her going topless for the milkshake. But in Xmas she must trick five opponents into getting “visibly aroused”. Then in XXmas she must get laid three times, despite the Grump passing a law raising age of consent to 19!

Laugh along as Charlee dresses up as a naughty nun, tries to hang an angel near an upskirt fetishist, and gives Santa a lap dance. Marvel as she seduces a girl wearing fake “equipment” by having her stand underneath the “c” toe (no, it’s not mistletoe). And ponder as she seeks the Starfish of Legend.

Can XXXmas be saved? Can Charlee be pervy enough? You’re about to find out.

Warning: Contains content that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.

For a list of links to various retailers, click here: https://ganxy.com/i/95416

XXXMAS Cover Reveal

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 10 May 2014 22:42:53 GMT

So here's the preliminary cover for my upcoming novel, "Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown." It is part of my Twisted Holiday Specials series, of which SinEaster was the first one. I'm still working on the rough draft. To stay informed, you could always sign up for my newsletter, to get an email upon each new release. Just go to my website. I had to cover up the booty because Amazon and other stores can be kinda prudes. But I'll probably include a "revealed" cover inside the ebooks. Anyways, here's the cover of SinEaster, in case you missed it.

Octopony available

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 25 Jan 2014 13:48:22 GMT

Heya everyone! Well, my fifteenth book is now available in ebook form. I've recently been adding a few more volumes to The Poniworld Chronicles, if you haven't been keeping up. I don't know what I will work on next. My Malice in Wonderland trilogy is doing fairly well. Perhaps I'll write another Alice series about when she's older, or perhaps I'll write a sequel to SinEaster or Faerie Brace-Face. I just don't know. Anyway, here's the blurb for Octopony, followed by a link to all the online retailers.

Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. But he wasn’t laughing the day a gang of waterskiing squirrels kidnapped his girlfriend. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice.

And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld.

Along the way, he meets a mermaid he helps release from the clutches of a bearded clam. He also meets Santa Claus and teams up with the reindeer for a mission to infiltrate the Arctic stronghold.

It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so sometimes Morty has these giggle fits, but it’s just because he’s nervous, so please don’t hold it against him.

Click here for links to all the online retailers~ http://ganxy.com/i/89680

Dust on the Wind available

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 21:18:21 GMT

The next volume in the epic Poniworld Chronicles is here!

Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Her journey is about to begin, but where will it take her? It’s like she is dust on the wind, or something. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.

For links to the various online retailers, simply click here https://ganxy.com/i/87556

Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band available

lotus_rose2 — Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:22:43 GMT

The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles is now available in ebook form.

Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.

For links to all the retailers, simply visit https://ganxy.com/i/83804

Malice in Wonderland 3 available

lotus_rose2 — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:20:06 GMT

Available as an ebook. For links to various online retailers, click here~ https://ganxy.com/i/83160

Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die

In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too! It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?

Malice 3 shall soon be here!

lotus_rose2 — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 19:03:13 GMT

The thrilling conclusion to The Malice in Wonderland Trilogy will soon be here. Here's a sneak peek at the cover! Want to stay informed of when it's released? You need only join my new release newsletter by visiting ~ http://loteyrose.com/contact.html

Malice in Wonderland 2 available

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:44:46 GMT

My tenth book, Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 2 in the series. I intend to make the whole thing a trilogy. It's about 150 pages long.

Either love her or die. . .

Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest.

But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.

She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break.

She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think?

By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.

Here are links for Malice in Wonderland 2

amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B00AOACWNE
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1113973996?ean=2940016068596
smashwords ~ https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/265257

Thanks and take care!

Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin available

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 17:32:54 GMT

It’s a lot easier to be ruthless when you’re heartless. . .
The truth is not what you were led to believe. Alice never left Wonderland. It wasn’t all “just a dream.”

It’s a nightmare. A nightmare she can’t escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.

But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it.

And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless.

She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...

By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.

It's about 140 pages long. Hope ya like it!

Available now as an ebook at the following stores~
Amazon http://amzn.com/B00989JBP4
Barnes and Noble http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/malice-in-wonderland-1-lotus-rose/1112806561?ean=2940015440041
Kobo http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Malice-in-Wonderland-Alice-Assassin/book-wy3QMCN6rEW4WKZRjo3cUg/page1.html?s=n4d6azxMrEu0UwC36cui3w&r=9
Smashwords http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/233107

Dust in Your Eyes available

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 15:33:44 GMT

Hey all, it's Lotus. The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 4 in the series. And it's about 120 pages long.

Here are the links for Dust in Your Eyes

amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008BUOW50
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dust-in-your-eyes-lotus-rose/1111582898?ean=2940014692090
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/172293

Here's the blurb:

My little dominatrix . . .
   Dust can be such a bitch sometimes. Well, not just sometimes. All the time, but she wants to change. She has to if she ever wants to get back together with Machoponi. But other ponies and the Princess really try her patience sometimes. For one thing, the Dark Princess has decided to go preppy! Seriously, with the sweater tied around her neck and everything. She should be punished. For another thing, Brogene is annoying, as usual.
   So of course, the Princess sends her on a quest for caulk. But the quest turns into a sexual journey when the Sexual Awakening occurs, in which the repressed sexuality of all the creatures of Poniworld gets unrepressed.
   Dust starts exploring things, things like pleasure, pain, and punishment. Lots of punishment. But she has her pink Thong of Protection to protect her. (Though at one point she has to have it talked off her.) And she also learns to wield a magical riding crop she gets from a female Nazi she meets. She also meets Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
   Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration.
   This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!

My Brootal Poni available

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 19:37:11 GMT

The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 3 in the series. And it's about 140 pages long.

Here are the links for My Brootal Poni

amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008AD8SF8
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-brootal-poni-lotus-rose/1111496686?ean=2940014794336
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/170711

Here's the blurb:
Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life.

But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk. And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. That means, no girls!

When he gets there, he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs and the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and oh yeah, his greatest frenemy, Dust. And at one point he acquires a magical codpiece. But even though the codpiece is cool and all, Brogene doesn't like adventures and quests. It reminds him of the incident with the Flaming Red Giant's fire cheese doodle. It was how he died in the first place. And that was no fun. Maybe if he can get this quest over with, he can return to the loving arms of his Princess and go on being super-butch. If you want to, you can call him bro. He likes that.

This book is not recommended for children. Guess why. Because this ain't your little sister's book about butch undead ponies! The events of this book overlap with Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale.

video of me talking about MachoPoni

lotus_rose2 — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:27:27 GMT

4 covers of 5 tales

lotus_rose2 — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:37:53 GMT

poni trifecta art

lotus_rose2 — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:26:01 GMT

Hey everyone, here's some artwork for The Poni Trifecta, which will be a collection of Volumes 2, 3 and 4 of the Poniworld Chronicles. The three characters are Brogene, Dust and Adolf Poni.

I still haven't completed volumes 3 and 4, but you can enjoy the lovely art, created by Jessica Delvasto ~ http://nin-uss.deviantart.com/

Thanks Jessica!