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Cliftonville’s Got Talent

Lou — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 00:56:13 +0000

I called my Mum today which was lovely, because, as luck would have it, I really love my Mum. She was telling me about this charity event in Cliftonville, drinks, nibbles – THE LOT! But, what’s this coming from left field? The entertainment was provided by the attendees themselves. A sort of democratic – ‘yes, get up [...]

A Fast Paced Mini Drama Set in an Office Environment

Lou — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:46:59 +0000

Pauline: Oh they’re nice shoes Linda: Thanks Pauline: Oh, no sorry I meant Melanie’s. But yours are nice too Linda: Oh, no, Melanie’s are really nice, mine are just cheapos. Where did you get yours Melanie? Melanie: Oh God, I can’t remember now, probably in the sale knowing me Linda: Oh well they’re really nice. How was the first aid course? Melanie: Well, it was fine, but I [...]

Beer Body

Lou — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:44:24 +0000

I have developed an allergy to alcohol which is a bit of a damp dog. I can sometimes have 2 drinks, but any more and I get queasy. I had sort of stopped drinking after a few ‘incidents’ anyway. I can’t really be trusted not to turn in to a total moron. So I knocked it [...]

Why Coffee is Socially Dangerous Sometimes

Lou — Mon, 10 May 2010 11:07:00 +0000

The sky man was coming round – so I put some clothes on – well I was already dressed but not in anything I wanted anyone to see me in, yes you guessed it- I had my naughty vicar outfit on again- tsk tsk what am I like? No, actually it was a shirt [...]

One office – Two Susan Browns! We Couldn’t Believe it Either!

Lou — Sat, 08 May 2010 11:07:27 +0000

‘Susan Brown’ someone said, naturally I turned around. Well, my jaw was on the floor when I realised that they weren’t speaking to me at all… but another Susan Brown entirely – what are the chances of that? At first I thought someone was pulling my leg; a few of the guys like to wind [...]

Fashion Against AIDS

Lou — Fri, 07 May 2010 11:07:49 +0000

I don’t like being negative about celebrities or adverts. Mainly because everyone knows both are nonsense. But I am a paradox within, because I saw Katy Perry in an advert for ‘Fashion Against Aids’. This seems to be a new AIDS aware fashion line H&M are peddling. Well, the ad stank of the [...]

A Blog About Wesley

Lou — Thu, 06 May 2010 11:08:06 +0000

Wesley. We called him Wesley one ear, he was a local Margate character. What’s with the one ear I said to him? I mean most people do have the two. It’s certainly not everyday you lose half an ear. A finger, yes – uncle Dickie lost a finger in a [...]

The Modern Problem With Cake

Lou — Wed, 05 May 2010 11:08:22 +0000

My mum had her 60th party on my actual birthday. Which was fine. Cos I’ve always wanted, on my Birthday, to go to a barn dance. No, it was actually a lovely thing to do. Her and Felicity (joint do) had a cake each. Yep you heard – a cake each. [...]

A Very Shallow Blog – Polo and Prada

Lou — Tue, 04 May 2010 11:08:40 +0000

I went to the polo yesterday with my Mum. Because we’re posh. And we got free tickets. Not off ticket touts or nothing. Off uncle Dicky. Anyways there were lots of rich people there, lots of whom also looked like models. This is way unfair. If you have been [...]