Love Never Die

Aaj ki ladkiyaa…

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:32:00 +0000

If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai”
If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If v sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob she says ” u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If v scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds us she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan main majboor thi….
ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke bhi chup chap rehte

Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:31:00 +0000

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:31:00 +0000

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:29:00 +0000

Ragging k waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai .

Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se Dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..

Zindagi hai nadan

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:23:00 +0000

Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,

Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,

Keh du zamane se dastan apni,

Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.

In aakhon mein aasu aaye na hote..

Wo jo mud mudkar yu muskuray na hote....

Unke jane ke baad ye Gam hota hai.....

Kaash wo Zindagi Mein Aaye na hote....

Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.

Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.

Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,

Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi....

Woh GUL hoon jo GULISTAN se nikala gaya hoon,
MAUT ke bazar me bikne ke liye dala gaya hoon,
Jo dava karte hain mere JINDA hone ka puchho
jara jakar unse jinke hatthon mara gaya hoon.

Andhey ki biwi ko behra bhaga k lay gaya ?

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:56:00 +0000

Andhey ki biwi ko behra bhaga k lay gaya,

aur gongay ne dekh lia,

ab gonga andhey ko kaisay batae ga k behra uski biwi lay gaya??

Ans Me.

If U r Genius Solve it !!

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:55:00 +0000

Letter after F + Half of 8 + Oposite of b + Shadow of P + Letter before M + Middle of Sea + 2Times 19th Letter +You

If U r Genius Solve & Send Me Answer!

Bataoo kya aaey ga?

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:54:00 +0000

A Question 4 you.

____ Dil ____ Ley ker ____ Dil k ____ Geya ____ Dil Ney ____ Mera ____ Kha ker mer geya.

In 7 blanks mein 1 he word aye ga.

Bataoo kya aaey ga?

If u are running in a race

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:53:00 +0000

If u are running in a race and cross the second person,

what will be your position?

Wo konsi SABZI hai ??

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:52:00 +0000

Wo konsi SABZI hai jis ka

pehla lafz kaat do to ek QEMTI cheez ka nam aur

akhri kaat do to SWEET DISH aur

dono kaat do to LARKI ka nam ban jata hai .

CHALANGE 4u

Wo kon c chez hai ??

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:51:00 +0000

Is sawal ka jawab do.

Wo kon c chez hai jo larki khati bhi hai

aur pehenti bhi hai aur Larka sirf khata hai phenta nahi.

Challenge 4 u.

Reply?

Naam batao jis k last mein Tar ho?

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:50:00 +0000

1-Matar.
2-Tamatar.
3-Tesri sabzi
ka naam batao jis k last mein Tar ho.?

1-kabotar.
2-Titar.
3-Tesra Bird
jis k last mein Tar ho?

Its a challenge.

Dimagh hai to is word ko tarteeb do.

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:48:00 +0000

Dimagh hai to is word ko tarteeb do.

“LENZATE” Ye 1 Cute cheez ka nam hai,

Ye Naam kam se kam 5 dafa ap laite hain.

Whats Your Answer ???

Happy happy Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:30:00 +0000

Happy, happy Christmas,
that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days;
that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth;
that can transport the sailor and the traveller,
thousands of miles away,
back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:29:00 +0000

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr
n each december frm its warm n livin spark
v kindle flame against da dark
n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
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I hope you have a wonderful christmas.
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays
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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Charistmas.

Merry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:26:00 +0000

From a commercial point of view,
if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. -
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! -
It is Christmas in the heart that
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May the glow of christmas the spirit of christmas,
and the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long
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May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

May the Christmas Angel

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:24:00 +0000

May the Christmas Angel find her way to you,
and bless you with all the things,
that only an angel can do…
Like peace in your heart,
A home filled with love, Warmth from family, Comfort from friends, Good health,
and good days, Smiles and happiness…
May the Christmas Angel find

Mana ki bhulna

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:21:00 +0000

Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi,
Magar aapko bhul jana hamare bas mein nahi.
Dil chahe to aazma ke dekh lo,
Hum bhulna bhul jayenge par aapko nahi...
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Last Night A Tear Rolled Out From My eye.
I Asked It Why Did U Come Out?
It Replied There Someone So Special In Ur Eyes
So There Is No Space For Me
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Gile kagaz ki tarha hai jindgi apni,
koi jalata bhi nahi or koi bahata bhi nahi,
is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki,
koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi........!
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If I could give u one thing in life,
I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes,
only then would u realise how special u r to me!!

Aasu ko aankhon

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:18:00 +0000

Aasu ko aankhon ki dehliz par laya na karo,
Aapne dil ka hal kisiko bataya na karo,
Log muthi mein namak liye goom rahe hai,
Apne zakhm kisiko bataya na karo..
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Aankhe kholun to chehra uska ho,
Aankhe band karu to sapna uska ho,
mar bhi jaau to koi gam nahi, Agar...
kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho!
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Tu door sahi par tera aahsas he,
teri aawaz na sahi par tera aagaz he,
tu har pal mere saath he,
tuze bhulana shayad mumkin nahi,
kyunki tu har waqt dil ke pass hai!

Ek Din Hamare Aansoo

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:14:00 +0000

Ek din hamare aansoo hum se pooch baithe,
hame roz roz kyu bulate ho?
Humne kaha, hum yaad unhe karte hai,
tum kyo chale ate ho?
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Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil gaya to koi bichad gaya,
jinhe manga tha duvao mein,
voh kisi ko bina maange mil gaya.
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Ankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahi pate,

hooton se hum bhi kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.

Apni Aakhon Ke

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De

Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De

Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko

Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum

Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum

Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna

Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum

Har Ek Baat Pe

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:51:00 +0000

Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho Tum Ki Tu Kya Hai
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai
Ragon Main Daurte Phirne Ke Hum Nahin Qayal
Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka To Phir Lahoo Kya Hai.
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Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha
Idhar Mera Ghar, Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha
Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed
Usi Waqt Is Tofaan Ko Bhi Yahaan Aana Tha.
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Kalam uthai hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhund rahe hai wo shaks nahi milta,
firte hai wo zamane ki talash me,
bus hamare liye he unhe waqt nahi milta.
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Chirag se andhere door ho jate,
to chand ki chahat kise hoti,
kat sakti akele yen zindagi to
dosti naam ki ye cheez hi kyo hoti ?

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:49:00 +0000

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna.
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Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega.
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Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah

Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah
Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah.
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Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain.

Ishq

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:47:00 +0000

Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain

Chaand Raat ko

noreply@blogger.com (Serul Shah) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:46:00 +0000

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya.
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Hui hum se ye nadani,
Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe
Ho kay zameen ki khakh
Aasman se dil laga baithe..
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Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day

Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho..
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Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi