Love Yo Momma http://loveyomomma.com An Archive of Yo Momma Compliments Mon, 09 May 2011 10:12:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Yo momma so thrifty… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/102 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/102#comments Mon, 09 May 2011 10:12:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=102 Yo momma so thrifty that you you’re going to be stuck with some Lisa Frank junk instead of a Trapper-Keeper come September. Good luck making friends this year, chump.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/102/feed 0 Yo Momma So Genuine… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/107 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/107#comments Sun, 08 May 2011 15:03:04 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=107 Yo momma so genuine. No one could fake a smile like that.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/107/feed 0 Happy Mother’s Day! http://loveyomomma.com/meta/109 http://loveyomomma.com/meta/109#comments Sun, 08 May 2011 13:07:58 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=109 It’s that day again… hope no one forgot! We’re going with the old Mother’s Day standby: breakfast in bed. We needed a bit of a refresher course, so this YouTube video was a big help.

This would have been so much better if the kid was, like, 32 years old. If breakfast in bed isn’t your style, our book Yo Momma So Extraordinary is only ten dollars on Amazon! It’s the perfect gift for moms everywhere. As my mom put it, “I was expecting a disaster like that time I asked you to paint the garage, but I’m surprised. It came out pretty well.” Uh, thanks mom! Happy Mother’s Day!

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/meta/109/feed 0 Yo momma so comforting… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/95 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/95#comments Sat, 07 May 2011 21:41:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=95 Yo momma so comforting that I never once worried about my future. After all, it’s *our* future now.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/95/feed 0 Yo momma so mysterious… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/91 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/91#comments Sat, 07 May 2011 09:10:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=91 Yo momma so mysterious. Things were easier for the two of us when you guys slept in the same house.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/91/feed 0 Yo momma’s garden so tight… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/98 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/98#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 20:39:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=98 Yo momma’s garden so tight I never mind helping her haul mulch. Sure, my car will smell terrible, but it’s going to be worth it once those hyacinths are in bloom.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/98/feed 0 Yo momma so old-fashioned… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/103 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/103#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 08:08:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=103 Yo momma so old-fashioned she only lets me watch TV for 30 minutes a day. At first I thought it was bullshit, but I’ve learned to appreciate the structure as an instrument of her love.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/103/feed 0 Yo momma so ladylike… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/97 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/97#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 19:37:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=97 Yo momma so ladylike, but I wish her intrinsic feminine beauty hadn’t sabatoged her bodybuilding career.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/97/feed 0 Yo momma’s like a good pair of shoes… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/101 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/101#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 07:06:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=101 Yo momma’s like a good pair of shoes. She makes me feel comfortable when we walk around all day.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/101/feed 0 Yo momma so sweet… http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/93 http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/93#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 18:35:00 +0000 zreese http://loveyomomma.com/?p=93 Yo momma so sweet that she knows I don’t need sugar for my morning coffee anymore.

]]> http://loveyomomma.com/jokes/93/feed 0