tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16246883667119744172024-11-01T03:49:59.061-07:00lovensmsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-56329020700539692232011-04-19T04:24:00.000-07:002011-04-19T04:24:47.294-07:00New Year SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>New year</li>
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New year....!<br />
New dreams....!<br />
New commitments....!<br />
HAPPY N SUCCESSFUL<br />
NEW YEAR 20--<br />
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Success is not permanent.<br />
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Faillure is not final.<br />
So-<br />
Never stop working after success,<br />
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Never stop trying after Faillure.<br />
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</ul> 1.Too many questions<br />
<div style="text-align: left;"> 2.Difficult 2 understand.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> 3.Too much explanation is needed.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> 4.Result is Fail.......</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-25910890425192928422011-04-19T03:18:00.000-07:002011-04-19T04:39:54.177-07:00Love sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Love</li>
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"A life with love will have some thorms but a life without love will have no roses"<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">love & be loved, Both are gift for our lifetime.........<br />
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<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Cute lines </li>
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A cute line said by rose:<br />
It is better to stay in boys grave than<br />
to stay in girls hair who does not know<br />
what is love....!!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>TRUTH</li>
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<div style="text-align: left;">when we are DEPRESSED we expect LOVE from ohters....</div><div style="text-align: left;">but when we are HAPPY we just forget to give our LOVE to the depressed ones...</div><div style="text-align: left;">amazing TRUTH of LIFE....<br />
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<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>HEART</li>
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Never get tired of doing doing little things for lovable persons,<br />
because sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part in their HEART.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-68370590851445144782011-04-19T03:00:00.000-07:002011-04-19T03:51:53.245-07:00Attitude SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Attitude</li>
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My attitude that I follow:<br />
"I don't have time to hate people who hate me,<br />
because I am too busy loving people who love me..!"<br />
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<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Ego </li>
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The main difference between Attitude and Ego that<br />
Attitude makes you defer from others<br />
While Ego makes you alone from others....<br />
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<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Water Drop</li>
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Drop of water in lake has no identity!<br />
But if it falls on lotus, it shines like a pearl!<br />
choose the best place where u can shine!<br />
BE A PEARL!<br />
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<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Fighting</li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">Fighting wid d world is easy..<br />
U either Win or Lose..<br />
But Fighting wid close 1 is difficult..<br />
If u lose, u lose<br />
& even if u Win, u lose..</span><br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Better tomorrow</li>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">we work for making Better tomorrow, when tomorrow comes,</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Instead of Enjoying, Again we start thinking for Better tomorrow thats life...</div><div><br />
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight <br />
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Good Night<br />
Night is a good time to<br />
remember all the sweet things and all<br />
sweet person in our life<br />
so sleep well with your sweet memories<br />
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Goodnight ... <br />
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! <br />
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Sweetdreams - <br />
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams <br />
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Goodnight ... <br />
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT! <br />
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cold night... <br />
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! <br />
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Sending dracula - <br />
As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-71290394585159417652011-04-19T02:27:00.000-07:002011-04-19T02:27:33.335-07:00Good MorningGoodMorning ... <br />
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to U <br />
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GoodMorning ... <br />
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u.. <br />
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Morning Gift.... <br />
Receive my simple gift of goodmorning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!<br />
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Another day....... <br />
Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. <br />
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Good friend - <br />
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-17906695118725818862011-04-19T02:22:00.000-07:002011-04-21T04:27:56.158-07:00Funny SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">3 wonders of a woman <br />
The 3 wonders of a woman <br />
1)Gives milk without eating grass <br />
2)gets wet without water <br />
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die. <br />
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</ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">Girl-why do you follow me every time?<br />
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Boy-When I was a kid, my parents always said "Keep Followng Ur Dreams Until U Meet Thm...!"</span><br />
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You are Chinese <br />
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. <br />
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Love me? <br />
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? <br />
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The more - The Less <br />
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??<br />
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laugh again!!!! <br />
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha <br />
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Please help me! <br />
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! <br />
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The Call - <br />
A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home <br />
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The missing cat <br />
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! <br />
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The little thing <br />
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING? <br />
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No Santa! - <br />
I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa! <br />
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Read Backwords - <br />
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!<br />
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I'm Drunk <br />
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get <br />
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Men and problems - <br />
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? <br />
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My apologies - <br />
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. <br />
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Help Me! - <br />
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? <br />
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You Fool ... <br />
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on <br />
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Birdy Poem ... <br />
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!<br />
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No Brains.... - <br />
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! <br />
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Woman charges <br />
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute. <br />
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Butt Cheek - <br />
What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit! <br />
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Robbery Now <br />
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone! <br />
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Remind me <br />
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget. <br />
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Moon is beautiful <br />
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;) <br />
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More Gas - <br />
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. <br />
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Not reachable - <br />
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER" <br />
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Good Bra - <br />
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! <br />
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Why dosen't it rain? <br />
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?<br />
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Why dosen't it rain? <br />
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-79147445227345226572011-04-19T02:14:00.000-07:002011-04-19T03:56:46.578-07:00Friendship SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Friendship - <br />
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. <br />
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Help<br />
How do friends help us in problems?<br />
they give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into<br />
another problem & helps us forget the previous problem.......<br />
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Let me suffer 4u <br />
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U <br />
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The six rules ... <br />
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND <br />
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Dear friend... <br />
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass, But u my friend can kiss my ass! <br />
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I'll take the steps ... <br />
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. <br />
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Make my friends FAT !!! <br />
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.<br />
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Friendship is forever <br />
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend! <br />
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Not reachable! <br />
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money.............. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!<br />
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Friend like you... <br />
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... <br />
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Friend is like Computer <br />
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! <br />
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I'll wait for you .... <br />
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u <br />
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Friendship and ring .... <br />
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend. <br />
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Till the end ... <br />
U've touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end. <br />
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Impossible -! <br />
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!<br />
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True friends <br />
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. <br />
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About friendship <br />
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! <br />
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Friends forever ... <br />
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste<br />
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Friend is like Computer <br />
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! <br />
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Forever friend ... <br />
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! <br />
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Your love ... - <br />
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.<br />
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God gave you to me <br />
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you <br />
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Wonderful friend <br />
There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u! <br />
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NHS report ... - <br />
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. <br />
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1 in million - <br />
ur a mate wid a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u <br />
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Friend a star ... <br />
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend <br />
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Morning wish <br />
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down <br />
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Hey my mate .. <br />
In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624688366711974417.post-61221217998692769512011-04-19T02:05:00.000-07:002011-04-19T02:05:41.859-07:00Flirt SMSYou are angel <br />
It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel! <br />
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What is love ... <br />
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? <br />
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Love <br />
Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had. <br />
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How I do it ..... <br />
Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse! <br />
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Your Smile........ <br />
Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE! <br />
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I asked Santa - <br />
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! <br />
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Maths ... <br />
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! <br />
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Hello <br />
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO<br />
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Can u see me? <br />
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! <br />
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In love .. <br />
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me <br />
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I Found you ... <br />
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. <br />
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One for me!! <br />
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!<br />
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Deaf ... <br />
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?<br />
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Maths ... <br />
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! <br />
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Most beautiful... <br />
If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.<br />
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Deaf ... <br />
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?<br />
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One for me!! <br />
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!<br />
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I Found you ... <br />
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. <br />
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In love .. <br />
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me <br />
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Can u see me? <br />
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0