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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2017 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Cioffi's got some new ideas for how to punch up the show, and they heavily involve a certain movie. Low Budget FM dedicates their very first Hero Of The Week and calls for nominations. The show does the Internet a favor by tackling open questions on Yahoo Answers.</description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2013 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Marc updated his relationship status and Facebook treated it like we just went to war with Syria. There’s a hole in the market that can only be filled by “Uber for Wingmen.” The News Monster visits Ft. Lauderdale, targets deadbeat gamblers and more.</description>
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    <description>Marc has to take a long look in the mirror after a lady friend made a comment about dating geeky guys. Cioffi delivers his Lock Of The Week, and launches an investigation into a scandal that could take down the entire NFL. Salwin runs down a Deadspin article that explains why the San Diego Chargers are a terrible, terrible team.</description>
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    <description>Cioffi's co-workers tried to convince him that James Gandolfini had passed away, but he was not fooled. Marc announces his plans for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary. The show's Lock of the Week is so good, you can secure a bank loan with it.</description>
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    <description>Our man Cioffi may have had something to do with the Artwalk Chalk protests in Downtown Los Angeles, but Low Budget FM has the perfect replacement for the Artwalk. Plus: the Listener Mailbag is wide open and the Extreme Topic Bonanza makes a triumphant and unexpected comeback.</description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Out in the mid-west there's a dog that oughta be mayor. Cioffi's launched his most successful Twitter scam to date -- so successful, he himself was bitten by the bug. Low Budget FM does the Internet a favor and answers open questions from Yahoo! Answers on topics like learning to never sleep, dream reality vs. mushroom reality, being the healthiest man in the world and more.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Aug. 18, 2011: What's Your Klout, Lock Of The Week, Listener Mail, Failed TV Pitches</title>
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    <description>Marc, Cioffi and Salwin would all like to be authorities in certain areas. Said areas are discussed, as is dinosaur wrestling. Football is back, but arena football is apparently gone. The King of Prognostication returns to his throne with the first Lock of the 2011-2012 NFL (pre-)season. Marc runs down another of his failed TV pitches, inspired by his recent viewing of &quot;Rise of the Planet of the Apes.&quot;</description>
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    <description>Cioffi's macho led to a miniature bookpocalypse. Germany's spider problems are getting worse. The Police have branched out into other careers. iPhones are useful weapons in the ghost buster's repertoire, but ghosts are giving AT&amp;T's engineers some grief. Jay Cutler fights bears. Much, much more.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>455</itunes:episode>
    <itunes:duration>0:46:19</itunes:duration>
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    <title>Guide To Life - Making Money</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Riots, Reunions, Drunken Mayors, Angry Sturgeon, Crying Women</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>452</itunes:episode>
    <itunes:duration>0:43:17</itunes:duration>
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    <title>July 29, 2011: The Love Robot Accurately Answers Your Questions</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:56:47</itunes:duration>
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    <title>Comic Con Memories, News Monster, Rap Education</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The Expendables isn't a movie you watch. It's a movie you experience. Afterwards, you will never be quite the same person. Plus: tourists are taking vacations that involve spending time in lavish hotel rooms with virtual girlfriends that exist only on a computer.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>The Rise Of The Jacuzzi Cioffi</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Making Full Use Of An Empty Warehouse</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The levels are bugging me on this one. But y'know. There's always next week.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The echo masks the sound of planes taking off.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Just because teens have sex doesn't mean they get bad grades, some sort of World War 2 demonstration involves making out, a terrible story about olives, girls flashing webcams causes more problems than it solves and more.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>I'll tell you how I feel -- not awesome.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Get Onboard The New Low Budget FM Submarine</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Craigslist: Young Sheltered Girl Don't Know Who She Wants</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>319</itunes:episode>
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    <description>Last weekend Marc accidentally went to the Califur Furry Convention (because it shared a hotel with the KROQ Weenie Roast.)</description>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>318</itunes:episode>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The Chocolate industry has begun waging a positive PR campaign for itself. A pilot threatened that if his girlfriend didn't get back together with him, his suicide would be &quot;spectacular.&quot; A guitarist took far too much Viagra. Plus: new co-host Belle.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>In an effort to cash in on the knowledge that Low Budget FM is loved mostly by those outside major metropolitan areas , Low Budget FM continues its sojourn through suburbia. This time, Marc, Cioffi and Britt Bickel make camp at the Applebee's in San Dimas.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Britt makes it clear she hates Shakey's. Marc and Britt apologize for mocking the nerd mixer in Van Nuys while Cioffi explains himself for that outing, Russians feel that bribes can solve any problem, and more. So much more.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>What do you take for granted in life? Marc, Cioffi and Britt share their lists. Plus: Marc found another sub-par list on the Internet, Cioffi has a serious problem with it, and Grandpa Bickel sends the show a telegram.</description>
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    <description>Which would win, an elbow drop or an upper cut? Does Mike Cioffi actually know when World War 2 began? What are the show's true feelings about Hot Talk LA? What is new co-host Britt Bickel's stance on raptors and grizzly bears, among a host of other things? Plus: lots more.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Two men who aren't men explain how you can be a better man. They do this with the aid of a girl who agrees that they aren't real men. Plus: there's apparently a manhunt going on near the Koreatown Barn.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Marc and Mike discuss a recent trip to a Santa Barbara film festival and a disappointing encounter at a burrito shop. The hosts then transition into the 'News Monster' segment with Britt, covering topless beaches, Greek debt, and a massive teen brawl in San Diego.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Hosts Marc and Tod discuss the absence of John Salwin before diving into a letter from an activist group accusing the show of systemic misogyny. They review a detailed list of their past offensive bits and debate whether they should change their content to be more respectful to women.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Introducing The David DeMarco Robotic Wingman</title>
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    <description>A comedic sketch presented as an infomercial for the 'David DeMarco Robotic Wingman,' a cybernetic assistant designed to seduce 'less attractive friends' to clear a path for the user. The bit features a series of scenarios ranging from sports bars to coffee shops, ending in a simulated kidnapping.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Marc describes a series of bizarre and unsettling encounters in public, leading him to contemplate escaping Los Angeles in a cheap RV. The hosts riff on urban tension, the 'diffusion of responsibility' on public transit, and the perceived weirdness of the San Fernando Valley.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>What is Listener Giovanni's role in Low Budget FM? Why do we always talk about such dumb stuff? Is this girl hot? Like, seriously, how hot is she? Does Low Budget FM intentionally market itself to underage kids? What's the deal with Peoria, Arizona?</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss random sexts and promote AdamandEve.com before diving into a list of the top 10 most exclusive or forbidden places in the world. The episode devolves into riffs about 'dongs', Russian bunkers, and a secret filming McDonald's in the City of Industry.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss the dynamics of being hit on in public, the 'uncanny valley' of CGI in movies like Avatar, and the pitfalls of Scientology. The conversation shifts to Tod's past interest in Taoism and his failed attempt to blend Buddhist philosophy with comedy.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry welcome back John Salwin to the 'barn' after a Thanksgiving hiatus. The episode features a series of bizarre news stories via 'The News Monster' and a comedic improvised bit where John pretends to be a 'Grammar God'.</description>
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    <description>The hosts discuss an article from Yahoo Shine regarding men's definitions of bad sex. The conversation devolves into riffs on political figures, the dynamics of sexual control, and the perceived awkwardness of gay sex.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Marc and Tod review responses to a fake Craigslist personal ad Marc posted as 'Crystal,' a playful girl seeking men who can write haikus. The hosts critique the applicants' poetry, grammar, and personalities before crowning a winner.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:48:03</itunes:duration>
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    <title>The Low Budget Thanksgivingtacular</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss Thanksgiving traditions, specifically the placement of stuffing in a turkey, before diving into a listener mailbag. The episode features discussions on aggressive pickup lines in South Korea, real doll pornography, and the 2012 Mayan apocalypse conspiracy.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>The Man Who Taught His Child Klingon</title>
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    <description>The hosts discuss a viral story about a linguistics expert who raised his child to speak only Klingon for three years. The conversation devolves into a debate over nerd identity, the ethics of the experiment, and a hypothetical plan to create a Klingon-speaking colony in Detroit.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>The News Monster: November 20th, 2009</title>
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    <description>The hosts discuss a series of bizarre news stories involving elderly criminals, a naked 91-year-old homeowner, and a child bride in Bulgaria. The episode features a long improvisational bit where Tod imagines his own solo show and a detailed rant about koalas and STDs.</description>
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    <title>Tod's Fiance Is Jumping The Gun</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:30:11</itunes:duration>
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    <title>Marc and Tod Saw Them Crooked Vultures</title>
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    <description>Marc and Tod discuss their experience attending a Them Crooked Vultures concert at the Wiltern. They riff on the band's musicianship, their interactions with staff at Amoeba Music, and the concept of 'Low Budget All-Stars' for their app content.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:32:50</itunes:duration>
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    <title>10 First Date Mistakes</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode>
    <itunes:duration>0:44:07</itunes:duration>
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    <title>The Camel Snus Guide to the Movies</title>
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    <description>John Salwin reads through a promotional 'Camel Snus Guide to the Movies,' leading the hosts into a series of riffs on movie theater etiquette, dating strategies, and the logistics of smuggling food and contraband into cinemas.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss the pitfalls of voiceover work and their transition from San Diego radio before diving into a 'scientifically tested' pickup line from 'Research'. The episode devolves into a crude debate over the effectiveness of the line and a clinical yet vulgar discussion on birth control and STDs.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:32:33</itunes:duration>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode>
    <itunes:duration>0:39:16</itunes:duration>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Marc's Date With Tracy</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Marc and Tod welcome a new intern from USC, Ashley, into the 'barn' and put her through a series of hazing rituals involving beer and microphones. The hosts then transition into 'The News Monster' segment, riffing on bizarre international news stories and wrestling rap.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts tackle a listener mailbag featuring critiques of Tod's personality and musical tastes, specifically his hatred for Jared Leto. The conversation evolves into a deep dive on the evolution of hip hop and a critique of the show's own inept marketing and research teams.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>Tod shares the story of his engagement proposal in San Diego, including a mishap with hotel champagne and his choice of attire. The conversation pivots to Tod's obsession with whales and a 'soulmate' encounter with a SeaWorld employee, before Marc discusses a disturbing dream about his ex-girlfriend's sister.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss a Yahoo Shine advice column regarding a woman wanting a one-night stand while her husband is abroad. The conversation devolves into a graphic debate over infidelity, physical preferences, and the aesthetics of plastic surgery.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Tod Quit Smoking, Sneaking Around</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Watching The Oscars</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:16:17</itunes:duration>
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    <description>Marc proposes a 'horrific plan' to purchase billboards or transit posters in mid-to-large media markets to promote the show. The conversation devolves into a debate between practical ROI-based online marketing and Marc's desire for 'spite-based' marketing targeting his ex-girlfriends.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:10:05</itunes:duration>
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    <description>In this recycled segment, Marc shares a story about his awkward audition for the TV show 'Beauty and the Geek' and his failed attempt at dancing. The episode concludes with a satirical fundraising plea offering bizarre rewards for donations.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>In the absence of Marc Chambers, Tod Perry, John Salwin, and Mike Cioffi host a 'News Monster' episode. They riff on international news stories, discuss the merits of Journey, and share personal anecdotes about sex shops and drug-related mishaps.</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Listener Mailbag and The Lounge</title>
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    <description>The hosts tackle a variety of listener emails, ranging from a debate over the musical credibility of Jared Leto's band 30 Seconds to Mars to advice on dealing with creepy Facebook messages. The episode concludes with a 'Low Budget Lounge' sketch where the hosts adopt jazz personas to recount a political argument at a post office.</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:44:42</itunes:duration>
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    <description>Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry discuss Marc's upcoming week off, a bizarre Yoda billboard in LA, and Marc's experience seeing the movie District 9. The conversation devolves into a debate over the 'ninjification' of pop culture and the merits of various Batman actors.</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <description>The hosts discuss a Denver Post article about the Rocky Mountain Fur Con, debating the nature of furry culture. The conversation devolves into a comedic sketch about a penguin employee and a debate over the origins of the subculture.</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <itunes:duration>0:09:19</itunes:duration>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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