Lowest form of wit

FYI: New blog

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Wed, 23 May 2012 09:35:00 +0000

As I'm sure you'll soon realise when looking at the post dates for the posts below, this blog is dead. It was never really alive to be honest, because I just didn't have the time or the writing ability to write anything near fit for human consumption. But now, I kinda can, so I've started a new blog, with promises of better writing than anything you read here :)

You can find it at:
Mayebejames.tumblr.com

Thanks for reading,
James

School ramblings

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:45:00 +0000

OK, just to keep y'all up to date on the school info:

I'm starting the Duke of Edinburgh bronze award now in school which will mean an hour of learning Mandarin on Rosetta stone each week, an hour of physical exercise and map reading/volunteering work also.

Mr Baptiste, my old English teacher is setting up a school paper, which should hopefully be starting in the next few weeks.

I have a chamber concert in the symphony hall on the 27th, where me and the 7 other saxophones in the band are playing Doctor Who and Welcome Dance.

I'm in the top 10% of the school academically, so I'll be having meetings with some teacher or other soon about that.

Snow day-Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:32:00 +0000

At about 11pm Tuesday night, my mum got a text from school saying that school was off next day.
She woke me up to tell me this, meaning that in the morning the only reason I got up moderately early (around 8am, which is when i usually leave the house) was only because my sister was screaming at the fact she had had to go to school, and I wanted to take pictures of the snow before any cars drove on my road.

Later on (about 9.30) I decided to play outside, but was forbiden to play in the back garden so as to leave it for my sister. I then spent several happy hours rolling a snowball up and down the cul-de-sac collecting up snow until it came to about my stumach, at which point it got stuck 3 on the path in front of my neihour's neihbour's house, blocking the path of the car which needed to get into the drive.

After about 10 minutes of sitting in his car laughing at me, my neihbour came out and helped me roll the damned thing back to my house, where it sat scowling at me (I swear it had a face)

Several hours, many curses at the breaking of snow and snowballs in the face later, and I now have a decent snowman of my size.

I have enjoyed coming home from school since then, as I always seem to get caught behind some excitable children, who always spend several minutes outside my house playing by the snowman.
Christmas really is magical, it just came 2 weeks late :)

testing:1,2,3....

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:24:00 +0000

I am adding extrabody fonts into my blog via the css style sheet as seen at http://bloggeruniversity.blogspot.com/2008/01/choices-for-post-body-fonts.html

RSS Awareness day.

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:17:00 +0000

Thank you very much to Annie at http://bloggeruniversity.blogspot.com for this informative post, my current template, and much advise garnered from her posts.

I feel that RSS is a sweet mystery of the universe. Or at least of the wide world web. I'm going to break it down in easy to understand terms for everyone that ever wondered "What is RSS?" or "Do I need RSS?"

To begin with what does the RSS stand for? According to Wikipedia, it means Really Simple Syndication. So, my question is, why does it seem not so simple? I've done some investigating, and as it turns out, it is simple!!

Here is the breakdown. We all have favorite blogs and websites that we read. But, as time goes on, the list gets longer and longer. How do you keep up with the newest posts on your favorite sites? Do you click individually on each site everyday? That could really be time consuming, so you check occasionally. Not a real efficient method.

RSS steps up to save the day...efficiency at it's best. With RSS, you can subscribe to your favorite blogs and websites and when that site is updated, a headline or summary is sent to your reader. (More about readers in a moment.) How do you subscribe? It is as simple as a click away. Most blogs and websites make it very easy for you to subscribe to their RSS feed by having the icon in a prominent place on their site. You will see a little orange icon that is the standard symbol for RSS. Occasionally the symbol will be a different color or configured different. But, if you look carefully, you will recognize it. To subscribe to that blog, just click on the RSS icon. Then, when that blog has a new post or that website has new content, you will be notified via your reader.

In the RSS world there are two players. The feed and the reader. The feed concerns the owner of the blog or website, and they configure their feed for their site. (A future post on setting up a feed is in the process...subscribe to my RSS feed to find out when!) The reader is what you will need to receive their feed. It is your mailbox for your subscriptions. Here is a list to get you started:

After you get a reader, check it daily and you will see the updates of your favorite sites. This is much easier than running all over the internet checking for new content. Since I use Google Reader, it is displayed on my homepage, iGoogle, every time I get on the computer. Nothing could be easier.

Let Sleeping dogs lie..

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:01:00 +0000

This is an old poem I found in some charred-remains of a journal in my drawer.
It's not bad in that it rhymes and still makes sense, which is an accomplishment for me, since near enough all my poems are non-rhyming.

Let that sleeping dog lie
If you don't want to die.
Please, I beg you,
Let that sleeping dog lie

Why, Don't you see?
Those fangs come up to your knee.
So please,
Heed my plea.

No! Don't go an stroke him!
I don't want to put you in a coffin!
That dog's a danger,
He is fuelled by Sin.

what do you all think?

Some astonishingly brilliant quotes from Mark Twain.

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:59:00 +0000

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
- Mark Twain

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
-Mark Twain

snow :)

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:37:00 +0000

It's the second day back at school and it's snowing lik HELL.
We got released an hour and a half early due to the forcast of severe snow and them not wanting us stranded with no buses.
So I spent a good hour-and-a-half watching The Life of Brian for teh first time with my dad (got it for christmas) rather funny, lots of jokes about other shows etc and randomness.

When My sister got hoem we had a large snowball fight then made snowmen using the roll-a-snowball-along-theground-technique. Having never successfully used this technique before, I was quite pleased with my result. (My Dad's obviously was much better, taller and realistic than mine, his was a snow version of him while mine was the traditional round white thing)

Last day of winter holidays

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:21:00 +0000

Today is the last day of the Christmas holidays, and everything starts gathering pace when I go back.
The head of music is hoping to start after school gifted & talented music lessons and a "best of the school" competition and has asked me to participate in both, an english teacher is starting the school newspaper up and asked me to help with that and I have to choose options, and have exams to look forward to!

Hopefully soon I'll start getting some readers, so I can direct my posts towards them rather than absolute random nothingness's which I'm currently writing.

Happy new year :)

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:02:00 +0000

Going to mass, see you all in a bit :)

New blog design!

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:44:00 +0000

Thanks to Annie from http://bloggeruniversity.blogspot.com/ I now have an amazingly pretty blog! she has loads of blog design tips and several free templates, go check it out :)
I'm hoping to use her tips to get some extra little bits in the blogg, and will see teh look of a calender style date.

The end of an era part one: David Tennant

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:20:00 +0000

Yesterday was the end of a four year era in British television.
David Tennant, a rising star in the British Television Industry finished his last series of Doctor Who as The Doctor.
I just can't believe he's gone! He's brought Doctor Who back to life for a new generation, and for me atleast, will be the Doctor I remember.

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:34:00 +0000

"Judoon platoon upon the moon"

David tennant, as the Tenth Doctor.

10 signs you might be an idiot.

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:00:00 +0000

1. You use the word "like" more than two times in one sentence.
2. You pick up your mobile when the home phone rings, or vice versa.
3. You spell "there" when you mean "their"
4. You spell any of "to","too" or "two" when you mean a different version.
5. You put a card in the wrong envelope.
6. You lose your glasses.
7. You call your male teacher "miss" or female teacher "sir".
8. You still believe in fairies.
9. You think Gordon Brown is a good PM
10. You watch Cbeebies.

Hi

noreply@blogger.com (zilenserz) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:34:00 +0000

Hi, I'm james, this is my 5th....ish.. blog, and i'm hoping to start with some anecdotes and quotes and start to join the dots up into a themed/unthemed column/