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马来西亚国阵政府走向破产的象征

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:04:00 +0000

can't find the original article in http://www.malaysia-chinese.com/. So post it here to share with people who read chinese:

敦符国荣博士 @ 12537 on 2010'年'01'月'20'日' (106 x 网民/会员)

马来西亚国阵政府走向破产的象征

华人对赌有一句金玉良言 [ 不怕你胜，只怕你跑]。你大胜特胜，只要你不跑，等一下你便会输到连内裤也输掉。假如你胜了便走人，你是胜定，别输定啦。

所以，中国古时的赌场会请来几个比曼加里更大只，左臂刺有一只龙，右臂刺有一只虎，胸上刺有一只吃肉恐龙的大汉站在出进口。你进来他们张口对你笑，表示欢迎。假如他们知道你袋里是满满的镭，你亲一下他们的老婆，他们还是对你笑笑。假如你是拿了一大袋的镭来搏命的，你不但可以亲他们的老婆，连她们的奶古包也可以摸。

假如你输到存下内裤要走了，他们还死好心的安慰安慰你说，今天运气不好先回家，改天运气好又再来搏回输掉的。要是你只胜一点点，他们也不为难你。不过吗，假如你是胜了他们的半个赌场，想走人。没那么容易呀。

他们会把你老兄推回赌场及问你懂不懂规矩。输可以走，胜吗，便必须赌到打烊。

这“打烊”比打老虎更难。只要你不输回胜的，三天三夜他们的赌场只打老虎不打羊。最后你当然是把胜又输了回去。

这是中国古时的黑店赌场，今天马来西亚当然没有那样的赌场。不过也和黑店赌场差不了多少。必须把钱弄光掉才爽快。

同是中国人的金玉良言 [不怕你有，只怕你会守]。你老豆留给你金山和银山，你不会守，你的金山和银山是别人的。不信吗，看一看你们的身边就有。没有，没关系，看看我们的国阵政府这个败家子也可以。然后再看一看新加坡这个当年的穷小子。

分家的时候，他们的部长哭了。他们哭是因为他们什么都没有，只有一间小小的平民屋。

马来西亚呢，甚么都有，大片大片的树胶园。大片大片的棕油园，大片大片的树桐笆。地上有油田，地下也有油田。连水也能拿来卖钱。哼哼，看你两公婆带着几个孩子住在一间平民屋如何生存。

哈！你两公婆还勤劳吗，在屋边种菜卖呀。菜心一斤卖多少呀。

什么？一斤一块钱，我们的钱大的列。好啦，大家是邻居，给你九角半买一斤啦。

没想到，当时我们的钱大过他们的5%，现在他们的大过我们的百多巴仙。这是怎么一回事呀。

你他妈是博士，怎会不懂，来问我们这些扫垃圾的。告诉你博士把。一个国家的进口多过出口，那个国家的钱便会变小。出口多过进口，那个国家的钱就会变大。

哦！令伯懂了。那个阿拉妈有20块钱，新卡拉才有10块钱。阿拉妈有钱好练，不种菜。每天用钱去向新卡拉买菜。一天买1块钱的菜，十天阿拉玛只存下10块钱。而新卡拉十天后由10块变成了20块，多过阿拉玛的钱一百巴仙。

阿拉玛有两个子女，每人要十块钱。可是阿拉妈只有十块钱，怎分给3个人。于是阿拉玛把10块钱印成3张，每张10块钱。这样阿拉玛和孩子每人都有10块钱。

他们虽然共有30块钱。不过这30块钱才等于10块钱的“价值”。啊啦嘛，怪不得我们的钱小过新加坡的。原来如此。

嗳呀！原来经济学是这么容易的呀。令伯明年去考个经济博士。哼哼，到那个时候，令伯左胸吊个博士牌，右胸也吊个博士牌。看谁能比令伯威。

国家和一个人是一样的，不怕你有大把钱，只要你不会理财，最后也会变成穷光蛋。马来西亚的国阵政府会理财吗。

会不会理财大家看啰。我们的油钱存在那里，我们还有多少的油。我们有像上面那个阿拉玛乱花钱吗。如有，我们的国阵政府正走向破产的方向了。

最近国阵政府好像“思钱如命”。先是向卖产业的开刀，管你娘的是卖几年的地产，抽5巴仙。被全国上下鸟一轮，忍痛宣布卖超过5年的不抽啦。

那边少掉收入，吃不饱。没关系，把腿上的肉切来煮。立刻宣布旧车要验车，看你们买不买新车。只要一买，又是元宝滚滚进。这种拿刀割腿肉来煮行的通吗。

真是他妈活见鬼，马来西亚的公共交通如此“卡拉非”，住在乡下的阿拉玛没有老爷车怎出街。万一家里半夜有问题，没有老爷车怎么办。即使那些乡下佬有钱买新车，你他妈国阵政府有本事作柏油路让令伯的新车跑吗。

你他妈的要令伯买新车来跑你他妈的牛车路，令伯每天要洗几次车，一个月要换几条SPRING。你没本事就别作政府。

这样的前后，上下被鸟一吨。又宣布取消验车。大腿肉切不成，要砍那里的肉呢。

呀！有了，取消电油和糖的津贴也一样。怎知，才提起，全国炮火连天隆隆响。怎是好。

唉呀！有了，大妈的车路税加倍。那里知道路税才喊加，又讲大妈的车电油没津贴。这一回大妈海火发了，居然把家里的碗碟打烂一半。大妈的海子见老娘海火发着，自己令火也发着。喊道，国阵老不死，下个大选令伯弄死你，不捐钱给你买牙片屎吃，看你有本事贴几张广告纸。

嗳！这里撞板，那里撞墙。有了！所有的建筑工程偷工减料，医院的药减半。工程万一出问题，推给印尼子，说是他们不依指示建。

我说呀国阵，此路不通呀。别人可以骗，那无业游民敦符国荣博士骗不过的啦。万一他拿出1984年统一建筑法规叫你看第5条文怎么办。难道你分分钟看着印尼子做也能让他们在你面前那样做。难道他们在你面前脱光你老婆的衣服你也静静。

那么把医院的药减半怎么样？

这也不行呀！那天我们第一天试行立刻被他发现。原来他每一个月去医院拿免费药。那天他正好去拿药，马来妹一时没认出是他，便告诉他医院药不够，先给一半，另一半两个星再来拿。

这一下好了，他立刻上网公告江东父老说，国阵政府要破产啦，连几粒药都没本事买给人民，那边就制造百万，千万和亿亿的商机给朋党袋袋平安，把钱乱乱花。那些人听了都说，椰死，椰死。那些福建阿婆也讲，死啰，死啰。印度婆个个摇头晃脑的说，阿妈，阿妈。

你们大家看，这边三几角钱的药都没本事买，那边无关狗屁痛痒的大工程一单又一单，百万千万，亿亿声的花掉人民的钱。单轨火车已经亏到屁股出水，敢敢要建双轨火车来亏到出月经。

令伯打电话去问伦敦的大教授，单轨火车都亏到屁股出水，为什麽国阵政府还要建双轨火车。教授回电说，没理由怎能支出人民的钱来用。不支出来何来油水过账呀。

你们说，我们马来西亚的部长吃错了什么药。大家到山番村问问山番婆有甚么解药没有。不然我们的部长最多能顶到下个大选通通便必须送进红毛丹神经医远观察观察了。

由：敦符国荣博士著

2010年1月20日（星期三）

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Kat Deluna – Whine Up

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:05:00 +0000

This is the dance that i learned last year. I been stop dancing for quite a long time. not sure what is the reason. But I start again just for fun, since year end quite free also. then i found that i can ~~dance~~ follow pretty well. feel good when you can use body to talk. the language is so nice and beautiful. I like part where your body just follow the music, no step, no rules, no boundary. It just express yourself than try to follow the instructor’s movement.

No doubt she can dance very nicely but you can dance like no body watching although it could be very funny sometime… but who care…! :-p

this is my style of Kat Deluna – Whine UP. it different from many others version that you can see at youtube.

check out minute 1.08 and 2.10 on the walking part. that part was told to walk based on the feel and music, not fix movement. I mean not just simply walk, it has to follow the music, no counting and beat.

da lyric:

[Elephant Man]
It's summertime
Ladies looking hot
Shaking up what they've got
Elephant Man and Kat, c'mon
[Verse 1]
Sense is telling me you're looking
I can feel it on my skin (Whoa)
Boy I wonder what would happen
If I trip and let you in
Don't get shook my my aggression
I just might be the one
Let's skip this conversation
Just whine your body up
(Ha ha ha)
Don't wanna wait no more
(Ha ha ha)
You got what I'm searching for
[Pre Hook]
Cuz I'm feeling your vibing
I'm riding high is exotic
And I want you, I want you here
Pull me closer and closer and
Hold me tight to your body
I wanna feel you, I wanna feel you near
[Chorus:]
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
[Ivy Queen]
A ese nene lo tengo trikiao (oye)
Cuando lo bailo lo bailo de lao
Y lo empujo lo tengo tumbao
Con mis caderas lo tengo amansao wind!
[verse 2]
Boy keep doing what you're doing get me hot
Winding up your body you don't have to stop
My temperature is rising want you more than before
It's an animal attraction, whine your body up
(Ha ha ha)
It's the magic on the floor
(Ha ha ha)
I don't wanna wait no more
[Pre Hook]
Cuz I'm feeling your vibing
I'm riding high is exotic
And I want you (and i want you too), I want you (and I want you too) here
Pull me closer and closer (closer and closer) and
Hold me tight to your body
I wanna feel you (I wanna feel you too), I wanna feel you near
[Chorus:]
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
[Elephant Man]
Right here
now bring your body to me right here
she’s got the finest body I fear
shake your booty off
shake it off in high gear
and she runs her fingers to my ear
and all the black mons got white fear
and she shakes her booty right here
now pump up the volume right here
(woah woah woah)
It's rifing
(woah woah woah)
Give me the whine now
C'mon!
[Chorus:] [3x]
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Whine up, whine up, whine up, oye!
Lo cuero, toca los cueros
Loca e que ta!!
She's crazy!

The sneak preview of next dance: Move, Shake, Drop by Pitbull & Flo-Rida remix version

[Chorus:]
I wanna see you move move shake shake now drop (what your momma say)
Move move shake shake now drop (what your daddy say)
Move move shake shake now drop (what your sista say)
Move move shake shake now drop drop drop drop

Cool?

I feel excited already :-D

Technorati Tags: Dancers,Modern Jazz,Whine Up

Lunch at Queensbay

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:29:00 +0000

It is quite stressful to have lunch in Queensbay. First, you need to leave office early to avoid traffic jam especially on Friday. Second, the choice is quite limited, “lai lai ki ki” also that few fast food outlet. Third, it not so cost effective to lunch at Queensbay every day.

Then, KRR – brother of KRU? nope…it is Kenny Rogers Roasters having a RED promotion….! WTH is this RED? They claimed that Red is for love, joy and happiness that one should feel of one’s life. Red is for the blood that courses through our body and keeps us alive. KRR launching of RED (Roasters Eating Day) will ignite the meaning of ‘red’. Advocating on healthy eating since day one, KRR understands the meaning of a healthy body that equals to a happy person.

So…by marking it a significant Red day, you get to buy 1 quarter meal free 1 quarter meal when you wear any element of the colour red on you. it could be red lipstick, red cap, red shirt, red under wear or cut yourself to show them you got red element flow inside you…wtf!

it seem like a good deal. So, we paired up to give a shot. We so kiasu to leave office at 11am. Who know there are more kiasu people already line up outside KRR QB…..FOL

it like Sushi King RM2 promotion, the restaurant is full of people and people keep coming from nowhere, just to save some cost for the meal. ~~sound so cheap…! :-p~~

No way…we not going to line up for that. So, we decided to tryout the new restaurant

Sticks?

not sticks but Slicks – The fire bistro…! the interior design is awesome, very unique.

the aquarium bar counter.

The smoke area / open air table. It lunch time, we not going to sit outside. nvm, they have indoor, non smoking, air conditional table for us

look like just a small restaurant but after fully utilized all the space, they still have second floor open air dining table to serve customer.

Ok…we ready to order our lunch here! then the waitress told us that the chef is not here yet. They tried to call him but can’t seem to get hold of him…..wtf! I told you, it is stressful to lunch in QB. Disappointed once in KRR, disappointed twice in slick

We stand in front of the main door at North zone try to figure out what to eat….so loss! thought of give up by dine in KFC instead….sux! We saw many miserable and disappointed red t-shirt walking around QB hunt for food. it got so much Chinese new year feel when you see one group, 2 group and many group of people in red t-shirt…..Thanks to KRR RED Day. Among the group, one of them is our Finance colleagues who dine in Nandos.

We end up dine in Sushi King……WASSSSAAAPPP~~~biii!

too much of green pea x 3 plates. It a bit too late for Halloween, Brent!

still can see them, not really high enough.

When we leave, the people still queue outside KRR waiting to dine in like they never eat chicken before….FTL!

Technorati Tags: Food,Sushi

To-do list

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:52:00 +0000

I read about the things to-do before travel here. It remind me that I also have a trip just next week and

1) ~~I haven’t~~ ~~apply for the Visa yet…wtf~~! I just submitted the Visa application. The travel desk said it took 3-4 business day to process the Visa. I think it can be ready before I travel hopefully no accident like passport theft/loss

2) Food Supply – I think I need to buy some food here like energy bar, cracker, 3-in-1 drink, mee cup and so on. ~~At least I don’t starve when there is a war.~~ So that I won’t hungry because can’t sleep in the midnight due to jetlag

3) Clothes – I need to count properly how many undy, how many pants, ~~how many bra~~ (Opps…haha) I mean how many clothes I need to bring. As I never travel for so long period of time. To make sure i don’t run out of clothes, I think to send my clothes to laundry

4) Transportation – It shouldn’t be hard. I can ask my sister since it weekend. hopefully she is around and not lepak somewhere….!

5) Accommodation - haven’t got the update from my counter part coll about the accommodation arrangement yet. need to follow up with them as it will affect how I plan for my tour

6) Tour – Although this is business trip but I haven’t plan for any tour yet. It is time consuming for the research and analysis to plan for a trip. The time is precise when at there, i must have as much information as I can here.

7) ToR (Term of Reference) – Since it is business trip, there are ToR that i should follow. It a lot need to prepare before travelling there. It is so stressful when look the ToR

8) Souvenir – I not a shopaholic but when I travel, I tend to become one. So, need to make sure I get enough souvenir, buy things that suppose to buy there and be able to bring it back. It always overload

9) Camera - As this place is Exotic, I can’t afford to not take photo since many-of-you claimed me as camwhore king. I think to get additional memory card in case I camwhore too much until not enough memory :-p

10) Laptop – I need a laptop that not too big or heavy during travel. So that i can keep in touch with the world while away. facebooking, blogging and working (sien!) I guess I can get one of the HP Mini-note 5101 in the spare pool……but i still need to copy some information in case I can’t access via VPN.

From all the list, which one you think is more critical and I should prioritize first?

Technorati Tags: rant,travel

HP Seminar at Eastin Hotel

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:48:00 +0000

In my ex-company, my supervisor always approved whatever seminar that I submitted to him but not in my current job. I also can’t remember when is the last seminar I attended when working here. However, with recent invitation from HP to attend a seminar, I wanna go!

Started with:

“Coping with today’s business demands often means increasing back end IT Infrastructure that includes adding servers, storage, and networking devices. This approach results in 70% of your IT budget being focused directly on increasing & maintaining your operations thus leaving very little for innovation.

But, imagine if you could re-align the ratio and change today’s traditional technology silos into adaptive pools that can be shared by any applications, optimized and managed as a service. This transition to a shared services management model can accelerate application standardization, reduce operational cost and increase business results. “

plus other tactful term and marketing strategy, I convinced my lady boss to let me attend the seminar. :-)

all above it just acting, the most interested are the HP Mini Notebook as Lucky Draw (I told you in this post), snake for half day, the buffet lunch and the new Hotel in town – Eastin. I never been to Eastin since it opening. So, I think I should not miss la….since one stone with so many birds. :-p

The Seminar title is Building innovative business through HP converged Infrastructure

which talk about how HP consolidate all servers, storages, networks and virtualized them to save cost, save environment and dadadada…..!

There are 5 speakers, some speaker are very humour and make their session fun and interactive while some speaker is so bored that can talk you to sleep. In a break time, We check out the Eastin Hotel

The lobby. it not that huge and very plain. Only one set of sofa for guest in waiting area

The restaurant, forget what it name and try to search at Eastin Hotel Official Website also can’t find it. The design of this restaurant like a beehive is very unique

We checkout the gymnasium on first floor (which can see from the outside at Coastal Highway), it not that big, a few machines and a studio and it still got some maintenance work carry out in the gymnasium. Forget to check the rate….:-\

Danai SPA on the same floor as gymnasium. on one in the reception area when we walk in.

The lobby lounge with all the big big ball lighting. When you get drunk here, you’ll probably thought since when, the earth, mars, Venus, Jupiter and others planet are so close together.

We went back to the seminar and can’t wait the session quickly finish then Lucky Draw

Before the seminar end, Anita Lim – HP-very-high-five-person announce that we’ll get to watch Avatar 3D version for free as this most-people-talk-about-show is produce by HP servers….! *it really impressive* I can’t tell how rich is her but she told us that HP stock value in US has been increase from 30+ to 50+ USD per share….! imagine if she just got a few of it……

in the background, is Gilbert Khoo, the professional MC in Penang. Not only his voice is sexy but he is fun and humour as well. real Pro in his field!

Although I claimed myself as Luc(6)ky but i not that lucky to win the HP Mini Note or at least the Eastin Hotel Voucher or free 1 night ~~stand~~ stay in the lucky draw. However, we do have a door gift to attend this seminar. Not so bad when you also can have buffet lunch at beehive. (since i don’t know what the restaurant name, I just call it beehive la)

many people queue up for the main dish, I just start off with dessert, sushi and some local kuih-muih (pastry)

then I lost control by over eat….FML

Got Lamb stew, fried chicken, duck meat, chicken lasagne, fish, spaghetti, Dhal Rice, Curry squid and etc…….Dam! got more calories to burn out after the meal…!

Technorati Tags: Seminar,Eastin Hotel,Food,Lucky Draw

Sinigang

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:45:00 +0000

Sinigang is a Philippine soup or stew characterized by its sour flavor. It bears some similarities to Indonesian sayur asem, Vietnamese canh chua, and Thai tom yam. Sinigang also bears some similarities to – but should not be confused with – singgang, a tamarind soup dish from Terengganu, Malaysia.

From time to time, we’ll cook in office and lunch together. This time, we cook Dori Fish Sinigang. Like potluck, those who interest to join just need to contribute something like ingredient, side dish, fruits and so on. Since I went to Cameron Highland, I contributed the vege and sweet potato. While others bring rice, dori fish, mushroom, bean and banana. You can also choose to clean up after meal instead of bring something. it very simple here…!

The Ingredient needed for Dori Fish Sinigang are:

of course Dori Fish

Cabbage get from Cameron Highland

Tomato also get from Cameron Highland

Carrots, Celery, Mushroom and most important one:

The Sinigang ~~Ajinomoto~~ powder for the soup. Without this one, it just called vege soup with Dori Fish. The preparation need many wash and cut work

Defrost the fish with running water. While preparing the food, Brent walk in with his Nasi Kandar. He got it from a drunk Indian’s wife after fetching the drunk Indian back home last night. what a kind soul!

he is reheating the Nasi Kandar.

start to cook the veges and mushroom but not yet the fish, tomato and cabbage.

While waiting to pour everything in the pot, found another nice Chicken Herbal soup prepare by some other colleagues. It look so yummy~~!

then dump everything in for another 15-20 minute

and the soup become as delicious as the chicken herbal soup

Queue up for the Dori Fish Sinigang Soup

I eat the Sinigang Soup separately from the rice but some just pour the soup in the rice.

We have some side dish like red bean and somebody also bring curry wild boar meat. then we have fruit as dessert like Banana and Sweet potato.

Yummy~~~~! the Sinigang taste so great and it is a nice meal :-D very satisfy

Technorati Tags: Sinigang,Food

10 honest things about me

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 23:51:00 +0000

I was infected with a virus called “funsharon” after visiting her blog. The virus is propagate via website and every where. This virus is so malicious and deathly. It not easily to clean or remove. Once infected you have to say “10 honest things about me”

You see….! I ~~never~~ seldom express myself if you do follow my blog. every post is very general and common. I also not emotional enough to emo things about me. If you have to hook me up on the pulse machine that print my nerves wave…..I’m sure the graph is pretty constant. But once kena (hit) this virus, I have to be honest that

1) I claimed more mileage than the actual distance….lol

2) I slept in office’s toilet after clubbing whole night……ssshhhhsss

3) I pee on my pant and stand in the rain and pretend my pant get wet by rain…FML

4) I get peanut from air stewardess and she hand me a bill, I said don’t want. Then I find out it is immigration card to be fill up….! I can be very blur sometime….

5) I complete the “Maju” badge in scouting by driving motorcycle instead of walking on the journey.

6) I suck “gu leng tao” (Soothie Pacifiers) until primary school. that why now my lips is so thick and sexy…..lol

7) I do saving to buy a favourite shoe for a girl that I like which some Chinese people is so “pantang” to gift shoe. They believe gift shoe mean the girl will walk away. Thing was not working out at the end. So, you have to believe sometime

8) I didn’t shave in body building competition and yet I won 1st runner-up….wtf!

9) I bath naked in school skating ring with another 20 naked guys together…..FML

10) I like free gift and lucky draw and hopefully won a house / car in contest….!

Dam…I have to agree…it is so hard to dig the honest things, not that I lie too much. it just not easy. I want to spread the virus to those who think it easy.

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Text Portrait Effect

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:28:00 +0000

Yup…I learned another new effect in Photoshop. It is so fun to add effect to the photos. It make the photo look nice and cool. Earlier I learned to create starburst. This time, I going to add the effect to one of my friend’s photo. This Text Portrait effect is to create the illusion that the image seen in the photo is actually being created by multiple lines of text.

like many celebrities

From Andy Warhol and Marilyn Monroe

to Michael Jackson

David Beckham

John Lennon

even Barack Obama

*photos downloaded from Google image & Ralph Ueltzhoeffer site
Don’t you feel cool to have similar photo effect with these celebrities? I think it awesome :-p

Warning: If your eyes can’t process the signal send to brain. Please move further away from the screen to see these photos :-p

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Cameron Highland

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:01:00 +0000

I went there for the first time last year after living for 29 years….FML I soooo like the weather there and eating steamboat in a cold weather. The organic vegetables is so fresh that I can eat it raw. then…then…the strawberry shake, strawberry ice cream, strawberry cake….everything so sweet that I overdose with sugar. Not to mention the magnificent view at BOH tea farm, having an afternoon tea with scone is really enjoying. so rest and relax…!

most excited one is I going again tomorrow….wooo~~~ lol <----so “sampat”!

The “char siew sol” and egg tart we have at Ipoh old town

it is ~~fucking delicious~~, I mean fergielicious…! At Cameron Highland, We went to pasar malam (night market) buy some food for the next day breakfast. Then, I take out my red lightsaber in the middle of no where and fight….king keing king keing…! hahha…funnei? no…! Ok, I just got a strawberry ais batang (ice stick)…chill-out! mate…!

then we went to Cactus Valley. the species of the cactus is a lots. from my knowledge, I just know cactus is just cactus, not flower and not flower. but the cactus here got flower one….eeeyerrr! :-p

camwhoring with the cactus and flower

dam….it so gay….FML

make fun with the cactus and try to act like expect to examine the cactus….!

try to act cool like model

Bek tahan….and laugh out loud….lol….hahhaa!

some group photo

we went to have strawberry ice cream at Raju….! yummy~~~! I know it is very fattening but you just can’t resist ….(imagine the scene that you being pull away by 2 big guys from the dessert) noooooooooo way!

before we went to BOH Tea Centre Sungai Palas

sitting at one of the table

at the edge of the building

chit chating while waiting for the Tea and scone to be serve…is fucking heaven…!

Group photo in the Tea Garden before we leaving for steamboat

this ain’t joke man…it is an organic steamboat…don’t pray pray…! look…, (how we eat)

This is the sauce that i can eat steamboat without the steam! dip some raw vege on the sauce, you’re ready to go

after dinner, we went to “berjalan-jalan” and my photography’s colleague taking photo for the night scene…!

this is the output! nice, isn’t it? We went back apartment play mahjong and have a few round of drinking, then Pet down and sleep like a baby

…..so cozy

The next day we do some sundry shopping at Kea Farm before going back to Penang. I start this post with food and would like to end the post with food as well. People who visit Ipoh should never miss this Lou Wong’s Bean Sprout Chicken. Else you not considering visiting Ipoh :-p

I can’t wait for tomorrow trip….*scream like Michael Jackson*

If you don’t have sense of imagination, here is the photo download from Google Image :-p

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Spelunking

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:21:00 +0000

is the recreational sport of exploring caves. In contrast, speleological is the scientific study of the caves and the cave environment. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia.

In the 1960s, the terms “spelunking” and “spelunker” began to be considered declasse among experienced enthusiasts. This sentiment is exemplified by bumper stickers and t-shirts displayed by many cavers: “Cavers rescue spelunkers”

Like nowadays, people say “cool” when something is cool. In the past, term used to express coolness is like “Awesome”, “Splendid”, “Groovy”. I still find the these old expression are more cool :-p it so 60 that everything look so Groovy.

The Fashion

The hairstyle

*photos download from Google images

it so awesome! imagine you go to clubbing with those fashion and hairstyle and dance A go-go on the floor…dam! it splendid!

anyway, I still glad and lucky to born in 80 :-p

Ok, back to caving. We going to explore Gua Tempurung this Saturday 9th January 2010.

Believed to have existed since early 8000 B.C., Gua Tempurung is probably the largest natural limestone structure in Malaysia. Explore Perak's best-kept secret, the Tempurung Caves. One of the most majestic white marble and limestone towers in Malaysia. Concealed within the massif structure is an intricate system of caves filled with various combed dimensions. Known to the locals as Gua Tempurung, the name conjures images of mystery and intrigue that ensures a peek into its deep and dark secrets.

Bla..bla…blah…. I went there before on 2004

dam…i look so fat last time.

We will go to explore the cave again…. :-)

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Brazilian Dance Workshop

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:08:00 +0000

There is a dance workshop on 23rd January which crashed with our Club Annual Dinner 2010. However, just to let you know the instructor came all the way from KL just for the event. I wonder anyone will be interested?

This event is open (So does our Club Annual Dinner) Everyone’s welcomed to participate in this event. The instructor will be giving four workshops for two type of dances which are the:

1) Brazilian Zouk, and

2) Bachata Moderna

The Brazilian Zouk is a beautiful new type of dance which is really taking the social dancing world by storm. In Australia, the Zouk scene has become bigger than even Salsa. It’s physically more demanding, but graceful and mesmerizing. The Bachata Moderna is an interpretation of the popular Dominican Republic Bachata which has always been known for its sexy moves and sensual body language.

Here’s an example of a performance Zouk by Kadu and Larissa, two international Zouk performers and instructors:

Here’s a video on Bachata Moderna:

Schedule:

Saturday, 23rd January 2010

8pm-9pm – Zouk Introduction

9pm-10pm – Zouk Moves

*10.30pm-2am – Party with FREE FLOW drinks and Performances by Rhythm Identity KL

*Expect GREAT music, GREAT crowd and a superb experience on that night!!!

Sunday, 24th January 2010

11.30am-12.30pm – Bachata Moderna Introduction

12.30pm-2pm – Sexy BachaZouk (Using Zouk moves in Bachata)

The Sunday workshop will be at Priority Fitness, Ivory Plaza Penang. While the Saturday Salbazouk Party will be at Hainan Town Penang. (I think is QE II)

Ticket purchase before 10th January 2010, the price will be RM75 for ALL workshops and party. After 10th January, the price will increase to RM85 not inclusive of party.

Great party, good workshop but bad timing. I should be on my way to Egypt, even delay or postponed of the trip, I will attend Club Annual Dinner 2010….!

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Steamboat Series

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:32:00 +0000

This is not the first time I steamboat at friend’s house. I went to countless steamboat gathering especially during Chinese New Year.

At Elise’s House

At QE’s House

At Melissa’s House

Even at My house…. :-)

However, for the first time in 2010, We went to Hun’s house for steamboat Dinner. no particular reason, just hangout together and eat. What will be so enjoy than eat food? ~~Don’t compare with having sex~~ I had been workout hard so that i maintain my body weight by craving for nice food.

Without further ado, the most important part of the steamboat: The Ingredients

We have a few type of vege (don’t ask me what vege, all i know is vege) and mushroom. 2 types of hotdog – Taiwan Hotdog and Ramli Hotdog. countless type of fish ball, meat ball, sotong ball, ball with cheese, triangle shape ball, square shape ball and ball ball. Noodle also got 3 type, normal noodle, noodle made by carrot and noodle made by vege. Meat got wantan or Dumplings, Chicken, Duck feet. Seafood have Dory Fish, abalone, prawn, squid skin, oyster and main dish is the crab.

Not sure it is because of the price. However, it is too much effort for me for too little return. While waiting for the crab to be steam and serve,

chatting one, chatting

watch movie one, watch Incredible Hulk.

until the crab is ready…..yummy! it actually took about 15 minute to steam.

the best part is, no matter you are chatting or watching movie. you just gather around because of the smell of crab after steamed is too nice….can’t resist!

Estee is asking Hock Lye to pin the crab on his nipples since he is the only one topless…FHL it will be cooler than Janet Jackson nipple pierced….wt..tuuu!

Kam arrived when we almost finish the crab. While some start to leaving….left a few of us drink and gamble <------ usual men’s gathering huh!

Back to steamboat series, We probably will have another steamboat dinner at Cameron Highland this Saturday…..wtf!

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New Year Resolution

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:35:00 +0000

One of my new year resolution will be getting fitter and fittest, healthier and healthiest. Along the way, I wish to get a toned body with fine definition like *ahem* David Beckham……..haha

*photo downloaded from Armani website*

I had been sub-consciously training hard for the pass few weeks. I attend to all gym session, follow the workout program closely. I joined yoga class to gain some flexibility and balancing. I joined modern jazz class to let the body do the talking. I go to hiking no matter rain or shine

I feel so excited, young and powerful, I raced with Ferrari along the way.

Dam…he is so fast…! I still think I’m at top of the world when you can reach Penang Hill number 5 level clocked at 17 minutes.

I continue jogging to Botanical Garden from Youth park without stopping (except tight up the shoe lace) :-p I playing football with a group of friends. while get sweat, I learn to be a good team mate and build good rapport with the team. I planned to have a morning jog before go to work….basically, I’m doing it right now to achieve my new year resolution. I just need to make sure it keep going steadily and constantly.

Please remind me not to smoke if you encounter once…! I ~~will~~ try to sleep before 12am to make sure i have a good rest and better recovery after weight/cardio training.

what else?

Please don’t tell me on diet, don’t eat this and don’t eat that. I would rather die if to stop eating nice and delicious food.

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Starburst

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 06:17:00 +0000

I waked up 1pm on the next morning, I feel so waste to spend my first day in 2010 like that. it cannot be so lazy and clumsy. It is brand new year, a very beginning of 2010, you should do something than just lye down on bed whole day. I forced myself go to exercise although I’m ~~weak~~ not fit and tired.

I plan to hike at Youth Park and then jog to Botanical Garden. I was surprise to see a few team members in the park. I shocked because the training was not scheduled. I so disappointed to find out that i was left out in the communication about the hike.

Think positively, now i have partners to hike up instead of hike alone. We took 9 minutes to hike from bottom to number 3 and a few more minute to number 5 to meet up with more team members.

After the hike, I went for a jog although the day already dark. It not suppose to be that late because we wait up for Luke for 45 minute in the park…FHL…!

Endorphin released during exercise, feel good and not so bad for wasting the day, not so bad from being left out. I feel even better to learn how to create “Starburst” with Photoshop

I have a photo taken with so dull background. I try to clone stamp out the door in the background but the colour of the wall also not so nice

so…it is best to use polygonal lasso tool to crop out my image then paste it into the starburst background.

now it look lively. a starburst from the background…..! it now my profile photo in facebook :-D

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First Day of 2010

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:24:00 +0000

After stop blogging for quite sometime, I decided to say something again in 2010…hahah…wtf! actually not much to say also just post up more photos for you to see. I know many people like to see than read. so, you come to the right place :-p

Last day of 2009, I hanging with a party of friends at djoint playing blink blink

some have turned into sparkling like edward cullen under the sun

*the pictures of sparkling “vampire” was replaced intentionally*

“We dance, we sing, we drink” it like a chorus of a football song…..”eat football, sleep football, drink cocacola~~~”

until the final count down to 2010….

A new year start with island hoping, I mean club hoping….we hop from one club to another, from Djoint K-Bar to Soho Penthouse, back to DJoint then to Slippery Senoritas Tapas Bar & Salsa. You know….is like choosing music on your audio player. Each club play different type of music….R&B, hip hop, trance, techno and so on….!

Meet some friends and make new friends a long the way

We party hard until the club end their business like we live life cool until 2009 over.

So let the past go, with open heart and mind, let’s prepare ourselves for this brand new year. Let’s paint our new pages of our life with colour! Let’s reinvent, rejoice and celebrate life! make 2010 another year of star!

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F My Life

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:21:00 +0000

Last Sunday, I went to watch G.I.Joe at Queenbay Mall. I was in-charge to get ticket. So, I went early around 12pm to get ticket for 3pm show. I have plenty of time until the movie time. After I brought my stuff at Jaya Jusco, I still have a lot of time to pass out.

So, I went to border to read some book. Then, I found a book called F My Life. You can think of what F it can be mean but it is something very humour and funny. It is everyday life stories by people around the world. You might facing the same situation before but do you have the guts to spill the beans?

Here is the example of FML:

“Today I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while then stopped to get my breath back. She carried on moaning even though I’d stopped moving” FML

another one:

“Today thinking I was being very generous I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. Maybe I should have checked my pockets first. I’m not sure that having three different flavor of condom made a good impression” FML

I think some of the guys having this kind of experience before which let the “rubber” discover by the gals.

one more:

“Today I played in a tennis tournament. After winning, I went to shake my opponent hand. He didn’t react or move. It was only first set” FML (-_-“)

This one is hilarious:

“Today I fell asleep on the train totally wiped out after the previous night party. Which featured lot of booze and very spicy Indian food. I woked up and noticed a small boy in the seat in front of me staring back at me. I smiled at him and then he turned to his father and said: “Daddy the farting man just woke up” FML

This is for ladies:

“Today I got together at a bar with a small group of friends. I went to order a drink but with all the music and noise, the bartender couldn’t hear what I was trying to say. So, he leaned forward cocking his ear toward me. I though he was being friendly. So, I kisses him!” FML…LOL!

I bet it won’t happen in Penang. Lucky you, the bartender

This is classic:

“Today I finished having sex with my girlfriend and she asked if I had started smoking weed again. I Said yes and asked if she could smell it on me since I had recently smoked. She replied: “The only time you can last this long is when you’re high” FML

nice one….! Guess guys need some medication or booster after some time having sex with the same woman….lol (this going to bring some comment on the post and i expect some flame one)

A positive one:

“Today my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring” FML

This is shame:

“Today my group of friends, my girlfriend and I. We playing a game called “Never have I Ever”. My girlfriend turn came up and she went with: “Never have I ever had an orgasm” FML

I think many girlfriend fake on their orgasm….(“.)

Last one, funny and cute one:

“Today I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter which knocked me down” FML

this guy really blurr la….!

You can get this book at border which cost RM60. Yes, you’re right! it is RM60. But it will just make your day happier when you read on some body experience. hehe!

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The Invisible

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:48:00 +0000

This is not something like Heroes or Hollow Man where human have ability to become invisible. It something like in Warcraft where you sacrifice your ghout become ghost and these ghost is invisible unless reveal by heroes or towers with true sight.

The invisible here is when someone in coma mode or badly injure and un-conscious but still alive, then their soul is actually walking out of their body. Some time they thought they knew until they can’t touch any thing or people can’t hear them. Then they only find out they’re going to die soon.

Day burns down to Night

Burns the edge of my SouL

In the night I break into

sparks of suns

And become fires end

The Dust of bones…

In the Night I see

The real concealed

In the days bright LIE.

Eyes stitched shut

White TEETH SMILE

SLEEP Walks

AND Talks

AND FEET

Mark Time

To the drumless beaT

cast by leng chai and leng lui

Margarita Levieva as Annie Newton

and Justin Chatwin as Nick Powell

It suppose to be hate but it end up with love. Very nice story based upon the Novel “Den Osynlige” by Mats Wahl and the Swedish film of the same name.

I like it

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Macau 2009 Day 3 – Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:37:00 +0000

The next day morning breakfast. A huge and big banana, provided you all the energy you need to row the boat :-) After the breakfast, we went to “test water” again at the Nam Van Lake Nautical Centre, Macau.

After the training, we have our lunch at Hotel then only start our journey to explore Macau World Heritage.

First, we should go to St Lawrence’s Church but these people just gave up on the slope up to St Lawrence’s Church.

However, Teong Ming feel want to continue but just follow the majority toRua Do Lilau

Approaching Largo Do Lilau or Lilau Square

Here is the place, the Largo do Lilau but no body go to drink the spring water

The ground water of Lilau used to be the main source of natural spring water in Macau. The Portuguese popular phrase: “One who drinks from Lilau never forgets Macau” expresses the locals’ nostalgic attachment to Lilau Square. This area corresponds to one of the first Portuguese residential quarters in Macau.

Since no one drink, guess they don’t remember much!

Think this is backyard of Casa d Mandarim. We’re walking at the back street of this Mandarin’s house. A very narrow back street

The location is No. 10 Antonio da Silva Lane and temporarily closed by the time we visit.

Built in 1881, this was the traditional Chinese residential compound home of prominent Chinese literary figure Zheng Guanying. It is a traditional Chinese compound consisting of serveral courtyard houses, displaying a mix of Chinese and Western detailing, such as the use of grey bricks against arched ornamentations and Chinese timber lattice windows against mother-of-pearl window panel of Indian origin.

We’re heading to Templo de-A-Ma

Check out the direction, we’re on the right track :-)

This is it, the A-Ma Temple. This is where it all begin. A-Ma Temple already existed before the city of Macau came into being. It consists of the Gate Pavilion, the Memorial Arch, the Prayer Hall, the Hall of Benevolence, the Hall of Guanyin, and Zhengjiao Chanlin (a Buddhist pavilion). The variety of pavilions dedicated to the worship of different deities in a single complex make A-Ma Temple an exemplary representation of Chinese culture inspired by Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism and multiple folk beliefs.

We go to pray pray then they found something very interesting. a bowl of water, some coin inside and there is 2 handles at each side of the bowl. I think it some kind of belief that if you be able to make the water dance by rubbing the handles, it will bring luck. So, ah chew ko try on it.

Batman also want to try but no luck. the water quiet only. nothing happen.

Then Melvin come and try with full focus. start slow and steady….!

eh…the vibration make the water slowly moving….!

and the water start dancing high in the air…..awesome! it is so cool…!

Hun then continue. the water even dance aggressively in the air with sound of the rubbing. I heard people analysis is if you keep the vibration going, the water continue dancing. So, Ah Chew Ko and Batman just warm up the bowl and they didn’t stay long enough to make the vibration continue.

From top of A-Ma Temple, you can see the Maritime Museum.

We didn’t go inside as it require some fees…! After that we took cab to MGM Hotel/Casino

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Code Name: The Cleaner

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:29:00 +0000

Have you found yourself wake up in a Hotel Room, and loss your memory? You can’t remember a things, not your name, no identity and just lost your mind. Scary huh!

Another comedy movie cast by Cedric the entertainer, Lucy Liu and Nicollette Sheridan.

Jake though he is a special agent but in fact he just a Janitor in a Computer Chip company called Digital Art Technology. He accidentally took a chip that contain unbreakable code that have weapon programming embedded. So everyone is look after him.

Not his wife – Diane try to make him remember where he keep the chip using her trick! Darn!

Gina, the under cover FBI try to help him. My Charlie Angel…!

under cover as his fine ass girl friend.

Wuuu….swallow saliva!

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There is a FLY

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:52:00 +0000

I chatting with Pet at his desk in Office, then there is a FLY flying around like want to join us in the conversation. It so annoying and Pet decided to hit the FLY with envelope. I said he not going to hit the FLY. Then we bet for a Senegal Chicken Wing!

We both freeze and let the FLY eee ooo uuuuu eeee ooouuuu wwwww around until the FLY stop. With lightning speed, Petrus snap the fly with the envelope….bloody piak!

Where is the FLY? is it die? We can’t find the FLY, the FLY just disappear and didn’t come back. We thought the FLY was injured and hire some where looking for medic. So, we also don’t bother about it. I go off work and play badminton macam biasa-jer.

At night. I checked my mail again. Petrus found the fly and request to redeem the Senegal Chicken Wing…..hahaha!

He said he just found the FLY when he want to make a call. So, we’ll go to Senegal some day next week. A good excuse to drink….hehe!

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28 Weeks Later

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:08:00 +0000

15 Days Later: Mainland Britain is Quarantined

28 Days Later: Mainland Britain has been destroyed by the rage virus

5 Weeks Later: The infected have died of Starvation

11 Weeks Later: An American-Led NATO force enters London

18 Weeks Later: Mainland Britain is declared free of infection

24 Weeks Later: Reconstruction Begins

28 Weeks Later: What Happen?

Another Virus type of movie, same same with “I am Legend” but different. This one is more horror and Violent. I still prefer “I am Legend” because I’m fan of Will Smith. Wondering if one day, 1 type of virus going to destroy the whole city. Like “Hone None”….not horn and non but H1N1.!

I think we might end up something like this if we don’t take care mother earth. Until now still no vaccine can cure H1N1 virus and infection still widely spread. This is more deadly because it can infected by just breath in the air not like AIDS. AIDS happen when you do something but you do nothing to get the H1N1…..sigh

This movie took place at Britain with a few nice building in UK

Central London

London Eyes

30 St Mary Axe

Wembley Stadium

London Bridge Tower

London Bridge

Millennium Bridge

If you have a choices, you’ll move to New York City or London City?

…..I might end up at France….hahaha!

what is this, I though I’m posting about movie….! hm….time to sleep

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Bridge To Terabithia

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:45:00 +0000

“What I looking for Exactly?”

“Listen, Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open!”

She definitely right. “keep your mind wide open!”

Annasophia Robb, she is so beautiful.

Another beautiful girl, Zooey Deschanel.

the volt is so powerful and nice dress too…hehe!

Although the movie is so “cartoon” meant for children but it worth to see beautiful ladies in this movie. Not to forget Bailee Madison as well.

another quote from the movie: “you know the best price life offer it the chance to work hard and work worth doing”

So sweet! bye…..see ya!

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Monkey God Philosophy

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:39:00 +0000

This article describe well on the relationship between me and my supervisor:

委屈的時候想想孫悟空

工作上難免會遇到不順心的事情，覺得上面頭佈置下來的任務怎麼這麼不合理，出了事情也不知道處理，就會拿下面人當擋箭牌。覺得同事怎麼這麼不合作，又笨又懶，這樣下去項目絕對不可能按時完成。這個委屈的時候一定要想一想孫悟空。孫悟空當時任職在一個四個人的小部門，上面一個主管，尊稱為師父。部門還有另外兩個同事，幸好按資排輩還在孫悟空下面。

先談這個主管，什麼本事都沒有，頂多一個是能夠堅持吃素，一個是記憶力好、背得住很長的經文，最後一個就是堅持得住不受女色勾引。這算什麼本事啊，又不能上天入地，又不能變化外形，又不會武功跟妖怪打鬥。但是不知怎麼回事，這被觀音如來佛等高層主管認為是最有希望的下屬，不容置疑地被安排在主管位置。這個部門的最大任務就是把西天的經書請過來，中間經過九九八十一難，主管的貢獻基本上就是零，有時候還笨得被妖怪抓起來，害得下面職員費盡九牛二虎之勁救他。但是最後取經的成功都在主管身上，下面職員沾了他的光才被一同獎勵一下。這算什麼世道？按照貢獻來算，孫悟空奉獻得最多，但是總是委屈地被排在主管的下面。

主管沒有本事就算了，你放手讓下面職員幹事情，容忍些也好。但是他還瞎指揮，不明真相就批評孫悟空的工作。明明打死的是妖精，他非要說是好人家子女，還不相信孫悟空火眼金睛的本事。立場不堅定，豬悟能一嘀咕孫悟空什麼壞話就全都聽信了，不分青紅皂白給孫悟空一個很壞的審評。可憐我們孫悟空一心保護師傅，不但心裡給委屈了，肉體上還被緊箍咒憋得生疼，甚至還沒有任何賠償的就被解雇了。這是對孫悟空職業心的否定，能力的懷疑，讓人受了天大的冤枉還沒有地方申述。這種事情還不是一次性的發生，一次再次，主管根本就不會吸取教訓。

再說同事，天下這麼多能人，怎麼非找來這麼兩個人來跟孫悟空合作？論本事比不上孫悟空，緊急情況下能幫的忙很少，很多時候還要孫悟空來救命。沙悟淨是個老實人，安心本職工作，做些體力活沒有怨言。對孫悟空也比較信任，分工也明確，孫悟空跟妖精打鬥的時候，他負責保護師傅。豬悟能這就難說了，他跟孫悟空之間有些矛盾，有機會就在主管跟前挑撥是非。好吃懶做，本事不行，還總是想吃好的喝好的，主管要被妖精吃了都不放在心上，老惦記著回高老莊。臉皮極厚，明明是他挑撥害得孫悟空被解雇了，結果工作進行不下去了，還是他來請師兄回去，一點不知道羞愧。這種人還混到最後一同被封獎，簡直是工作審評制度的天大笑話。

就是在這樣爛的部門裡，這麼艱苦的項目，孫悟空還是挺下來了。無數次地原諒師傅，還是為他吃苦耐勞，使盡全身本事破除工作中的困難。容忍兩個同事，特別是不爭氣的豬悟能，還跟他開開玩笑。最後還是爭取到了最後的勝利，整個部門被公司嘉獎。孫悟空為什麼受這麼多的苦能夠堅持下來？估計這就是他的人生樂趣吧，探險、除妖、戰勝一個又一個的困難，把他全身的本事都用上了。在這個過程中感覺到了自己的能力，結交了五湖四海的仙家朋友，這就是他的快樂，那麼受的這些委屈困苦也就算了。

我們在工作中遇到的困難還會比孫悟空更多嗎，主管還會比唐僧更無能嗎，同事還會比豬悟能沙悟淨更提不起來嗎？既然他能夠堅持下來，我們也來試試吧。下次在工作中覺得委屈的時候，一定要想想孫悟空！

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I am Legend

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:26:00 +0000

“My name is Robert Nival. I’m survivor living in new york city. I’m broadcasting on all AM frequency. I’ll be in the south street every day at mid-day, when the sun is high in the sky. if you’re out there, if anyone is out there, I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there is anybody out there… anybody…please….you’re not alone!”

What happen when you’re the only person live in the city? Like the H1N1 virus going to kill everyone and you’re only survivor or only person immune to the virus. You bring your dog called SAM with you, a female dog full name called Samatha hanging around town with no people around?

I feel so lonely already! (but i can live with it)

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Type of Men

noreply@blogger.com (6ky) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:50:00 +0000

Got this very nice article about Men to share:

台北的男人分成三种：苍蝇、鲨鱼、狼。遇到他们你会了解，人和禽兽真的没什么两样。

台北男人有很多问题：缺乏礼仪、大男人主义、不懂得打扮自己，而最严重的是心灵空虚。心灵空虚自然要修身养性，我们可以去学钢琴或念诗经，但是那些活动都镇不住荷尔蒙暴民。心灵空虚时我们追求异性，在这个男无分、女无归、男女不明的城市，大部分男人都在想同一件事情：要么我要娶一个富家女，得到全世界的权力；不然就累积性伴侣，到处占女人便宜。这种想法让台北变成一个求爱丛林，每个男人都想当Lion King。

这当然是不可能的事情。台北男人依道行可以分成三类，第一类是像我们这样的苍蝇。苍蝇戴眼镜、165到170、第一次性经验是在成功岭，然而当时并没有人来探亲。苍蝇基本上没什么野心，只是在找妈妈的替代品。对女人我们只敢绕圈飞行，发出嗡嗡的噪音，不咬人不吸血，却怎样都挥之不去。我们在派对看到心动的女子，通常没勇气直接问她的手机。整晚不敢和她接近，结束后又恨天下无不散的筵席。回家后跟主办人打听，特别强调是别人委托你。调查的内容相当彻底，年龄星座有无男友是基本资讯，不过最希望听到的是她有贫血等毛病需要特别照应。

联络上后最常做的是温馨接送情。车内装上芳香剂，新买的音响可以装10片CD。车子定期去洗，后座不再乱丢东西。我们希望她每天去云林，可惜她只要到士林。半小时前就在楼下待命，大白天的车上放莫扎特小夜曲。

自从有了捷运，这一招变得不灵。我们只好改变服务项目，搬家、缴费、干洗、送报、买蛋糕、剥葡萄、修电脑、对统一发票。我们是司马昭，但她对我们的情意好像还是不明了。于是我们开始死缠烂打，早上7点打电话告诉你今天会下雨，下午3点问你要不要吃点心，6点说我知道东区开了一家新餐厅，11点说卫视在演《泰坦尼》。我们听不懂女生的婉拒，真的相信"我待会儿会打电话给你"。甚至当女生开始用答录机过滤，我们还以为她没回电是因为去了洛杉矶。我们相信努力和收获成正比，皇天不会辜负有心人的苦心。

第二类是鲨鱼。他们曾翻云覆雨，知道性是什么东西。他们的目的非常清晰，最后就是要吃掉你。受害者通常会终身残疾，日后对好男人也会过度小心。鲨鱼闻血兴奋见色动情，初期是绕着猎物游来游去，中期慢慢露出鱼鳍，然后是"我爱你"整天挂在嘴里，最后则是吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮。他们在派对中主动问你的姓名，总是能找到借口赞美你。哇你做电子商务是时代的先驱，哇你搞土壤肥料真是脚踏实地。回家后他们会Email或透过第三者传达情意，文字一定抄自诗集或流行歌曲。和苍蝇相比，鲨鱼有胆量和小聪明。你若没反应他会到你公司门口，碰到你还大叫嗨你怎么也在这里。他请你看电影会说我刚好有招待券，不用掉真的有点可惜。

鲨鱼当然不只是诗情画意，他们也懂适时要买Gucci。他知道虽然你很有灵性，一双好鞋可能还是会让你动心。他投下巨额资金，最后回收当然要连本带利。他会趁你最寂寞时来按电铃，那时就是要跟你把帐算清。你若说请进请进，半小时后你就不再是virgin。他前一秒钟还在讲我了解你的心情，后一秒已经在脱你的内衣。鲨鱼只顾满足自己，自然不懂前戏的重要性。他完成后就翻过身去，好像放下了一件沉重的行李。你叫他他没有反应，好像你只是一面墙壁。一觉醒来，他忧郁地点一支烟，好像全世界都欠他钱。你问他我们何时再见，他说最近恐怕没有时间。你睡着后他偷偷离去，你可以确定他不会再约你。日后和别人谈起，还会把你说得很难听。将来你们在街头巧遇，他转过头立刻跳进一辆taxi。你像是一层油漆，他轻易地就用另一种颜色将你盖去。

道行最高的是狼。他们有英文名字、戴墨镜，打扮得像电影明星。他们有车(两个座位但绝对不是Smart)、有名(爸爸经常上财讯)、有时间(花半小时吹头发四点就去健身房)、知道台北好吃好玩的地方怎么去。最重要的是他们彬彬有礼、荤腥不忌、攻守有据、处变不惊。小狼们大多集体行动，每人负责约一个明星，包下pub角落的包厢，威士忌一开十几瓶。老狼行事比较隐密，你不会在影剧版读到他们的消息。他们约会的对象不限台北，而是全球华人社区。约会时从不西装笔挺，故意casual来显示自信。他们知道西装会产生距离，而卡其裤可以松懈女生的警觉性。他们约会有固定的程序，没有苍蝇的无赖或鲨鱼的猴急。第一次约会很规矩，送你回家的车上还有司机。第二次带你到香港shopping，当天来回绝不占你便宜。第三次的饭店是五星级，碰你前会征求你的同意。如果你拒绝，他会有礼地鸣金收兵。安静地送你回家，只是到了后不会陪你上去。回家后他不会去想你拒绝他是什么原因，他知道明天还有很多人等着取代你。

台北的男人就是这样填补自己的空虚。有人当然因此找到了终生伴侣，原本是苍蝇结婚后却被太太奉为玉皇大帝，原本是鲨鱼结婚后却突然不举。当然也有人由爱生恨势不两立，对电视新闻的情杀案凶手非常同情，在网路上研究如何毁尸灭迹。最惨的是困在水中的苍蝇或悬在空中的鲨鱼。你追得要死要活，她永远不冷不热。你心有千言万语，她永远是电话答录机。你已经生死相许，她只要你帮忙搬家具。你说你是我第一个爱人，她说我早就不是处女。如此肝脑涂地，你还是充满信心。21世纪，寂寞是每个人的隐疾。我爱你，没有什么能代替。

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