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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PBWmezF9BacLXiR6d-KenHzcIHY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PBWmezF9BacLXiR6d-KenHzcIHY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/uA0oISE7EBQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/6614909770110304312/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=6614909770110304312" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/6614909770110304312?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/6614909770110304312?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/uA0oISE7EBQ/itll-be-movie-please.html" title="It'll be a movie, please." /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eR7oNhNW6EQ/Tvj3UN8X4EI/AAAAAAAABPw/rq1wEDINHBw/s72-c/cops%2Bvs%2Bteens.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/itll-be-movie-please.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A08ASX89fSp7ImA9WhRUEUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-1704830441317650351</id><published>2011-12-23T14:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-21T13:04:08.165-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-01-21T13:04:08.165-08:00</app:edited><title>RIP bedtime.</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dMjiGnAM1Q8/TvT9tK3fRsI/AAAAAAAABPk/moRbi-t7Sc0/s1600/storytime.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dMjiGnAM1Q8/TvT9tK3fRsI/AAAAAAAABPk/moRbi-t7Sc0/s400/storytime.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5689451181728810690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grandpa was convicted of murdering bedtime. He's currently serving a life sentence in a federal recliner.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-1704830441317650351?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s2RRkD6aWHPQwCvmxLuKF8CcXMo/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s2RRkD6aWHPQwCvmxLuKF8CcXMo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s2RRkD6aWHPQwCvmxLuKF8CcXMo/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s2RRkD6aWHPQwCvmxLuKF8CcXMo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/d9FejQDBDtc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/1704830441317650351/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=1704830441317650351" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/1704830441317650351?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/1704830441317650351?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/d9FejQDBDtc/stories.html" title="RIP bedtime." /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dMjiGnAM1Q8/TvT9tK3fRsI/AAAAAAAABPk/moRbi-t7Sc0/s72-c/storytime.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/stories.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEQCQ3wyeCp7ImA9WhRXFEQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-1323275538820540929</id><published>2011-12-21T10:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-21T10:32:42.290-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-21T10:32:42.290-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="jail please" /><title>the right thing to do</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDS5-eDErh4/TvIk-JIkUAI/AAAAAAAABPY/wzHJJdDyIRo/s1600/jail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 383px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDS5-eDErh4/TvIk-JIkUAI/AAAAAAAABPY/wzHJJdDyIRo/s400/jail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688649929344700418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen up burglars and criminals, turn yourself in! Because otherwise: YOU STINK.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-1323275538820540929?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/w23l-wMaymasa9jbXkR_0K-E0VE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/w23l-wMaymasa9jbXkR_0K-E0VE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/w23l-wMaymasa9jbXkR_0K-E0VE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/w23l-wMaymasa9jbXkR_0K-E0VE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/w3wpAJldaAY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/1323275538820540929/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=1323275538820540929" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/1323275538820540929?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/1323275538820540929?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/w3wpAJldaAY/right-thing-to-do.html" title="the right thing to do" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZDS5-eDErh4/TvIk-JIkUAI/AAAAAAAABPY/wzHJJdDyIRo/s72-c/jail.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/right-thing-to-do.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkMAQ3w4eSp7ImA9WhRWFUk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-8197818107626590459</id><published>2011-12-19T13:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-02T14:47:22.231-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-01-02T14:47:22.231-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="goodwill badwont" /><title>thirdhand</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oN5MVZBTTKc/Tu-oBPx6L3I/AAAAAAAABPM/i5hEhFhyNmU/s1600/goodwill.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oN5MVZBTTKc/Tu-oBPx6L3I/AAAAAAAABPM/i5hEhFhyNmU/s400/goodwill.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687949593761427314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/lucasheld.608282430"&gt;You can buy this toon on a tshirt&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WARNING: &lt;br /&gt;Badwont is a terrible store!!! I repreat! Badwont is a terribro stare!&lt;br /&gt;I went there to do some Xmas shopping and the owner just stood there and shrieked this high pitch shriek at me the whole time. I tried to explain to him, "hey, stop it", but he just screamed and shrieked and burped these really aggressive burps till i left. I didn't even get to see the merchandise, though it smelled TERRIFYING.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-8197818107626590459?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PwMJ1-MvcWtK5nD01jTZLih7Tx8/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PwMJ1-MvcWtK5nD01jTZLih7Tx8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PwMJ1-MvcWtK5nD01jTZLih7Tx8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PwMJ1-MvcWtK5nD01jTZLih7Tx8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/XRL8Uj6OpiA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/8197818107626590459/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=8197818107626590459" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/8197818107626590459?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/8197818107626590459?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/XRL8Uj6OpiA/thirdhand.html" title="thirdhand" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oN5MVZBTTKc/Tu-oBPx6L3I/AAAAAAAABPM/i5hEhFhyNmU/s72-c/goodwill.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/thirdhand.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CU4FR3s_cCp7ImA9WhRQGUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-3711264969466142682</id><published>2011-12-15T16:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-15T16:05:16.548-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-15T16:05:16.548-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="complainer in my soup" /><title>soup</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6VJYtwjNeh8/TuqKetyI6TI/AAAAAAAABPA/OlJ5RlO0QLs/s1600/complainer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 389px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6VJYtwjNeh8/TuqKetyI6TI/AAAAAAAABPA/OlJ5RlO0QLs/s400/complainer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686509739799275826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-3711264969466142682?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wFvZFynNuBCrgLQIenOGnRuQ-3U/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wFvZFynNuBCrgLQIenOGnRuQ-3U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wFvZFynNuBCrgLQIenOGnRuQ-3U/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wFvZFynNuBCrgLQIenOGnRuQ-3U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/1VaKhsAtUkk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/3711264969466142682/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=3711264969466142682" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/3711264969466142682?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/3711264969466142682?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/1VaKhsAtUkk/soup.html" title="soup" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6VJYtwjNeh8/TuqKetyI6TI/AAAAAAAABPA/OlJ5RlO0QLs/s72-c/complainer.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/soup.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkENQXk7cCp7ImA9WhRQE0s.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-5279709213245681265</id><published>2011-12-08T10:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-08T10:24:50.708-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-08T10:24:50.708-08:00</app:edited><title>Errands</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EVw0JS_7I8U/TuEAuvd5gjI/AAAAAAAABOw/WB5ty1-4sFk/s1600/forgot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 398px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EVw0JS_7I8U/TuEAuvd5gjI/AAAAAAAABOw/WB5ty1-4sFk/s400/forgot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683825007734129202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-5279709213245681265?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a0vcfoL8GHL3DAAd3ZdVjVrZiEk/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a0vcfoL8GHL3DAAd3ZdVjVrZiEk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a0vcfoL8GHL3DAAd3ZdVjVrZiEk/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a0vcfoL8GHL3DAAd3ZdVjVrZiEk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/lgMrEzDQQ4M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/5279709213245681265/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=5279709213245681265" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/5279709213245681265?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/5279709213245681265?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/lgMrEzDQQ4M/errands.html" title="Errands" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EVw0JS_7I8U/TuEAuvd5gjI/AAAAAAAABOw/WB5ty1-4sFk/s72-c/forgot.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/errands.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0QBRXY8eyp7ImA9WhRQEU8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-7128221010897857411</id><published>2011-12-05T13:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T13:42:34.873-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-05T13:42:34.873-08:00</app:edited><title>those calls</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z4TpN9NO78E/Tt06q_dR-dI/AAAAAAAABOk/mWzG698iDNo/s1600/those%2Bcalls.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z4TpN9NO78E/Tt06q_dR-dI/AAAAAAAABOk/mWzG698iDNo/s400/those%2Bcalls.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5682762815074597330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-7128221010897857411?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SyhxZxX3aCuVj-DGr9UBFnAZOw0/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SyhxZxX3aCuVj-DGr9UBFnAZOw0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/uFwwOzc0C2c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/7128221010897857411/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=7128221010897857411" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/7128221010897857411?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/7128221010897857411?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/uFwwOzc0C2c/those-calls.html" title="those calls" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z4TpN9NO78E/Tt06q_dR-dI/AAAAAAAABOk/mWzG698iDNo/s72-c/those%2Bcalls.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/those-calls.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEEDQHgzfip7ImA9WhRRGEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-7403162028290109441</id><published>2011-12-02T10:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-02T11:04:31.686-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-02T11:04:31.686-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Edward James Almost" /><title>Edward James Almost</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3U6ei8Xdg7U/TtkfhzsjdWI/AAAAAAAABOY/mvvZi-Pb8Z0/s1600/EJ%2BAmost%2Bcanadian.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 384px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3U6ei8Xdg7U/TtkfhzsjdWI/AAAAAAAABOY/mvvZi-Pb8Z0/s400/EJ%2BAmost%2Bcanadian.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5681607070577816930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-money-making-invention.html"&gt;Edward James Almost&lt;/a&gt; is a money making invention of me. All rights preserved. Copyright America, the year 2000. Amen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-7403162028290109441?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DymGJvioV3F1mTXVO6yFenUl43g/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DymGJvioV3F1mTXVO6yFenUl43g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DymGJvioV3F1mTXVO6yFenUl43g/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DymGJvioV3F1mTXVO6yFenUl43g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/6Ptl-PziY8A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/7403162028290109441/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=7403162028290109441" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/7403162028290109441?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/7403162028290109441?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/6Ptl-PziY8A/edward-james-almost.html" title="Edward James Almost" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3U6ei8Xdg7U/TtkfhzsjdWI/AAAAAAAABOY/mvvZi-Pb8Z0/s72-c/EJ%2BAmost%2Bcanadian.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/12/edward-james-almost.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkUNQHY9fyp7ImA9WhRRFU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-2202268335177883619</id><published>2011-11-28T10:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-28T10:18:11.867-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-28T10:18:11.867-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="he just kept suing them and suing them" /><title>Schmidt today</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-64F9eLML1Qk/TtPQLbG_O1I/AAAAAAAABOM/ln2nIT2KY1Y/s1600/schmidt%2Btoday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-64F9eLML1Qk/TtPQLbG_O1I/AAAAAAAABOM/ln2nIT2KY1Y/s400/schmidt%2Btoday.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680112449718532946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-2202268335177883619?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ePhoUYzeDiw9rJ8n2bl6UNayfZY/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ePhoUYzeDiw9rJ8n2bl6UNayfZY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ePhoUYzeDiw9rJ8n2bl6UNayfZY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ePhoUYzeDiw9rJ8n2bl6UNayfZY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/-uMo_B4nHb0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/2202268335177883619/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=2202268335177883619" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/2202268335177883619?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/2202268335177883619?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/-uMo_B4nHb0/schmidt-today.html" title="Schmidt today" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-64F9eLML1Qk/TtPQLbG_O1I/AAAAAAAABOM/ln2nIT2KY1Y/s72-c/schmidt%2Btoday.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/11/schmidt-today.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkcHSHs8eCp7ImA9WhRRFE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-4579164761447201606</id><published>2011-11-27T13:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-27T13:40:39.570-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-27T13:40:39.570-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rape whistle" /><title>Warning: Do Not Purchase!!!</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V2qKRKlybfI/TtKtuCwSUjI/AAAAAAAABOA/ICKTKZxLlBk/s1600/whistle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 395px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V2qKRKlybfI/TtKtuCwSUjI/AAAAAAAABOA/ICKTKZxLlBk/s400/whistle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679793086592602674" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-4579164761447201606?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_vukhh63E3DQrZHjpamoaD9UQSs/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_vukhh63E3DQrZHjpamoaD9UQSs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_vukhh63E3DQrZHjpamoaD9UQSs/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_vukhh63E3DQrZHjpamoaD9UQSs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~4/9CG1FfcDOao" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/feeds/4579164761447201606/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8382785647830118027&amp;postID=4579164761447201606" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/4579164761447201606?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8382785647830118027/posts/default/4579164761447201606?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LucasHeldsInternationalHouseOfRelax/~3/9CG1FfcDOao/warning-do-not-purchase.html" title="Warning: Do Not Purchase!!!" /><author><name>Lucas Held</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02659689751995560627</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s02kJT0mWAw/S9-mIYpeKMI/AAAAAAAABBw/wYBIQI7l7N8/S220/lucas_pretending+to+sing.JPG.jpeg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V2qKRKlybfI/TtKtuCwSUjI/AAAAAAAABOA/ICKTKZxLlBk/s72-c/whistle.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/2011/11/warning-do-not-purchase.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUQNQHc4fip7ImA9WhRSFkk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382785647830118027.post-8533100616854713543</id><published>2011-11-18T11:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T12:16:31.936-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-18T12:16:31.936-08:00</app:edited><title>Pobodys perfect</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GQqS-csfRI4/Tsa4YeVaAwI/AAAAAAAABN0/HRyS7YsMJZg/s1600/wise%2Bmen%2Bsay.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GQqS-csfRI4/Tsa4YeVaAwI/AAAAAAAABN0/HRyS7YsMJZg/s400/wise%2Bmen%2Bsay.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676427110946308866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Idiot men also say:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Russell Crow has some VERY important opinions."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Help! I'm trapped under a vending machine!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Look at that tiny coffin! How cute!!!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382785647830118027-8533100616854713543?l=lucasheld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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