I worry I may be linking you to a page so good you will never return to my humble corner of the net, but not directing your eyes to this inexplicably amazing 24-hour comic would be, under international comics law, a criminal offence.

Yep. I’m slowly releasing my CYOA to the world, a page every two years.

To be honest, any girl who is aware of my Twitter account is likely to leave the relationship a long time before this stage..

My science friend Andrew gone did a blog about dem Voyager probes, go have yourselves a look.

The white birds always confused me. If you’re mad at the pigs for stealing your eggs, why try and fight ‘em them by bombing with eggs, destroying them in the process? THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

In other news, I think too much.

I’ve traced the cause of all earthquakes back to a restaurant in Germany. It’s the movement of Teutonic plates.

In quotes of course

Written by me, drawn by Jared of Pea Green Coffee Cup. I’ve been reading it and the latest storyline seems says about football, but the ball’s the wrong shape and they seem to be handballing it. I’m very confused.
Anyhow, it’s a rather nifty comic, check it out!

I’m campaigning for President on a pro-slavery ticket: Chains we can believe in!

Word.