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&lt;br /&gt;
Enjoy the music as you soak in the absurdity&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Probably not going to find them at Toys r' Us any time soon ... BUT... from a completely political satire POV one can only imagine how the idea could be used to really hammer home the issue of the &lt;a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-04-21/what-does-hollywood-owe-the-slumdog-kids/"&gt;alleged exploitation of the people and places used in the film. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="https://www.entertainmentearth.com/hitlist.asp?theme=McDonalds"&gt;Mickey D's could take note:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Maybe McFoodPoison's could come out with a 'Not So Happy Meal' Or the 'Starving Kid Drop into the Excrement Game'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/30/AR2009013003897_2.html"&gt;Washington Post&lt;/a&gt;: "Some in the Indian media have called the movie "a poverty tour" that turns a profit by using India's slums as its cinematic backdrop." &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Why stop there..? There's millions to be made with the 'Kid that wants an autograph doll with life-like shit smell on it'...&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;'Or pin the tail on the blind beggar'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;or maybe the... 'Build the Shanty Town with Playing Cards' game:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;i&gt;I guess if 'My Dinner With Andre' Action Figures are fair game... anything goes.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Just tack on a music video at the end and it's all good. See... they're happy after all! It was all pretend!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;P.S. We wouldn't want you to be left with the images we so effectively burnt into your minds (of the real suffering) we took advantage of to make this movie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;What I do know is&lt;/em&gt; -- defacing some RoundTable Pizza Parlor hidden in an extremely obscure corner of a boring shopping center in rural Podunk, USA was probably not the best choice for reaching the heights of visibility the rebels were dreaming of. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'm not condoning it&lt;/em&gt; -- but perhaps an abandoned freeway billboard or &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;better yet... spell it on the beach with naked people... but seriously, &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.roundtablepizza.com/RTP/HI/"&gt;Roundtable&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 180%;"&gt;Art thou mad?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;So are we to assume then, that the graffiti was tarketing pizza eaters and beer drinkers? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Come to think of it they could prove to be a formidible army between lunch and dinner. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stumbled across this at a Christian Bookstore.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Further blurring of the lines for the sake of commercialism are we?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7rTt0ZOoGsc8ZI66VChVdV3voE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u7rTt0ZOoGsc8ZI66VChVdV3voE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/feeds/2522809719502501434/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/12/20-inch-stocking-stuffer.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/2522809719502501434?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/2522809719502501434?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/12/20-inch-stocking-stuffer.html" title="20 Inch Stocking Stuffer" /><author><name>q</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name="OpenSocialUserId" value="04173684375140214232" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SThQAMtaH-I/AAAAAAAAAQ0/mWZ84fWX47E/s72-c/Stocking+Stuffer.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkEGQ348fyp7ImA9WxRbE0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128429473874071451.post-7835361409380009139</id><published>2008-12-03T15:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T15:57:02.077-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-03T15:57:02.077-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Money" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Crowd Control" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Auto" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bailout" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Big 3" /><title>Big Three Bake Sale</title><content type="html">&lt;object width="400" height="302"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2413279&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2413279&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="302"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/2413279"&gt;Big 3 Bake Sale&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user792104"&gt;Donny Miller&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4128429473874071451-7835361409380009139?l=www.lunchisforpimps.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5yKcUmldHF82G_xEZb0qNJMinoY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5yKcUmldHF82G_xEZb0qNJMinoY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/feeds/3991014845277451286/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/10/made-in-china-how-apropos.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/3991014845277451286?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/3991014845277451286?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/10/made-in-china-how-apropos.html" title="Made in China... how apropos" /><author><name>q</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name="OpenSocialUserId" value="04173684375140214232" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SQoQf9jnYyI/AAAAAAAAAOc/mAW239JTwd8/s72-Rc/Police+Action+Prep+For+Kids.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CU8DRX44eCp7ImA9WxRQFUk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128429473874071451.post-7862471637446395637</id><published>2008-10-09T01:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T02:17:54.030-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-10-09T02:17:54.030-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rover" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Freaky" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Life" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Discovery" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mars" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Space" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hoax" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Strange" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weird" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Odd" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Universe" /><title>Mars Rover Discovers Visible Signs of Life in Shallow Crater</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;A stunning, anonymously leaked top secret photo taken from an unspecified Mars Rover, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;apparently &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;shows it has stumbled across a small, rock strewn, shallow crater, a seeming oasis of sorts, that remarkably shows visible signs of surface water, plant life and what appears to shockingly be... a human doll head?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SO3DrhR-tnI/AAAAAAAAAJo/ohMwgpf_1Ck/s1600-h/rover.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SO3DrhR-tnI/AAAAAAAAAJo/ohMwgpf_1Ck/s400/rover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255071492646811250" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course this could be a hoax... but what if it did happen? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Would it not change the world we live in and how we perceive ourselves and our place in the universe... FOREVER?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;Hey! It could happen!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4128429473874071451-7862471637446395637?l=www.lunchisforpimps.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HlxL9iuhM7DM-82w1qMflgggTqk/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HlxL9iuhM7DM-82w1qMflgggTqk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/feeds/6758564444043211322/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/08/omfg-get-off-bus-and-run-away.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/6758564444043211322?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4128429473874071451/posts/default/6758564444043211322?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.lunchisforpimps.com/2008/08/omfg-get-off-bus-and-run-away.html" title="OMFG! Get off the Bus and Run Away!!!!!!!!" /><author><name>q</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name="OpenSocialUserId" value="04173684375140214232" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0YNRXc6cSp7ImA9WxdUF04.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4128429473874071451.post-5456984998179437273</id><published>2008-08-02T21:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-02T21:53:14.919-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-08-02T21:53:14.919-07:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Signs" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sandwich" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Road Relish" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pickle" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sell" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ruthless" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pimp" /><title>Mr. Pickle will obviously  do anything to sell a sandwich</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SJU404R3ODI/AAAAAAAAAFU/KL6LnUgzU5E/s1600-h/pickle+over.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fuw13uDjYdM/SJU404R3ODI/AAAAAAAAAFU/KL6LnUgzU5E/s200/pickle+over.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230149023372359730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jebus Cripes this guy will do anything to sell a damn sandwich! Have some self respect for God's'sake&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4128429473874071451-5456984998179437273?l=www.lunchisforpimps.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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