http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/ en-US Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:50:29 -0600 http://www.typepad.com/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2010/02/its-crazy-over-here-like-new-humans-joining-the-family-crazy.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2010/02/its-crazy-over-here-like-new-humans-joining-the-family-crazy.html It's crazy over here. Like new-humans-joining-the-family crazy. It&#39;s crazy over here. Like <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.barkability.com/2010/02/an-update.html">new-humans-joining-the-family</a></span> crazy. Chris Ray Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:50:29 -0600 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/beef-its-what-i-had-for-dinner.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/beef-its-what-i-had-for-dinner.html Beef, it's what I had for dinner. Beef, it&#39;s what I had for dinner. Chris Ray Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:53:34 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/the-larger-the-treat-the-higher-my-iq.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/the-larger-the-treat-the-higher-my-iq.html The larger the treat, the higher my IQ. The larger the treat, the higher my IQ. Chris Ray Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:02:02 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/glucosamine-meh-glucosamine-with-chicken-delish.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/10/glucosamine-meh-glucosamine-with-chicken-delish.html Glucosamine? Meh. Glucosamine with chicken? Delish. Glucosamine? Meh. Glucosamine with chicken? Delish. Chris Ray Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:17:50 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/i-was-born-to-eat-i-was-born-to-run-basically-i-was-born-to-eat-and-run.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/i-was-born-to-eat-i-was-born-to-run-basically-i-was-born-to-eat-and-run.html I was born to eat. I was born to run. Basically, I was born to eat and run. <p>I was born to eat. I was born to run. Basically, I was born to eat and run.</p> Chris Ray Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:49:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/if-a-dog-wears-it-its-a-collar-if-a-human-wears-it-its-a-necklace.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/if-a-dog-wears-it-its-a-collar-if-a-human-wears-it-its-a-necklace.html If a dog wears it, it’s a collar. If a human wears it, it’s a necklace. <p>If a dog wears it, it’s a collar. If a human wears it, it’s a necklace.</p> Chris Ray Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:48:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/the-cheese-cube-is-quite-possibly-the-worlds-most-perfect-food.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/the-cheese-cube-is-quite-possibly-the-worlds-most-perfect-food.html The cheese cube is quite possibly the world’s most perfect food. <p>The cheese cube is quite possibly the world’s most perfect food.</p> Chris Ray Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:48:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/my-entry.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/my-entry.html <p><img alt="Mackenzie.9.11.09e" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a5630069970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a5630069970b-800wi" title="Mackenzie.9.11.09e" /> </p> Chris Ray Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:15:08 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/the-human-took-me-for-a-run-today-or-at-least-thats-how-he-tells-it-i-dont-have-the-heart-to-tell-him-it-was-the-other.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/the-human-took-me-for-a-run-today-or-at-least-thats-how-he-tells-it-i-dont-have-the-heart-to-tell-him-it-was-the-other.html The human took me for a run today or at least that’s how he tells it. I don’t have the heart to tell him it was the other way around. <p>The human took me for a run today or at least that’s how he tells it. I don’t have the heart to tell him it was the other way around.</p> Chris Ray Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:47:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/sometimes-food-magically-appears-in-my-bowl-between-meals-i-have-no-idea-why-this-happens-but-im-not-complaining.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/09/sometimes-food-magically-appears-in-my-bowl-between-meals-i-have-no-idea-why-this-happens-but-im-not-complaining.html Sometimes food magically appears in my bowl between meals. I have no idea why this happens but I’m not complaining. <p>Sometimes food magically appears in my bowl between meals. I have no idea why this happens but I’m not complaining.</p> Chris Ray Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:47:36 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/the-humans-installed-a-step-near-the-bed-so-i-may-enter-at-my-leisure-this-my-friend-is-living.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/the-humans-installed-a-step-near-the-bed-so-i-may-enter-at-my-leisure-this-my-friend-is-living.html The humans installed a step near the bed so I may enter at my leisure. This, my friend, is living. <p>The humans installed a step near the bed so I may enter at my leisure. This, my friend, is living. </p> Chris Ray Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:42:05 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry-2.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry-2.html <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.Pearly.Whites" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a57e8fbf970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a57e8fbf970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.Pearly.Whites" /> </p> Chris Ray Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:11:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/dear-humanswhen-i-bring-a-toy-to-your-hand-its-not-an-invitation-to-play---its-a-mandatemackenzie.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/dear-humanswhen-i-bring-a-toy-to-your-hand-its-not-an-invitation-to-play---its-a-mandatemackenzie.html Dear Humans, When I bring a toy to your hand it's not an invitation to play - it's a mandate. Mackenzie <p>Dear Humans,</p><p>When I bring a toy to your hand it&#39;s not an invitation to play - it&#39;s a mandate.</p><p>Mackenzie</p> Chris Ray Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:37:06 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry-1.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry-1.html <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.8.23.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a513ff14970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a513ff14970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.8.23.09" /> </p> Chris Ray Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:47:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/going-to-the-groomer-and-im-gonna-get-pretty.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/going-to-the-groomer-and-im-gonna-get-pretty.html Going to the groomer and I’m, gonna get pretty… <p>Going to the groomer and I’m, gonna get pretty…</p> Chris Ray Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:17:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-heard-the-humans-say-that-im-nearly-out-of-treats-home-treat-level-extremely-low.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-heard-the-humans-say-that-im-nearly-out-of-treats-home-treat-level-extremely-low.html I heard the humans say that I'm nearly out of treats. Home Treat Level: Extremely Low. <p>I heard the humans say that I&#39;m nearly out of treats. Home Treat Level: Extremely Low.</p> Chris Ray Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:05:37 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/dear-humansi-know-that-you-both-use-the-letter-w-when-you-dont-want-to-say-walk-in-front-of-me-lets-stop.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/dear-humansi-know-that-you-both-use-the-letter-w-when-you-dont-want-to-say-walk-in-front-of-me-lets-stop.html Dear Humans, I know that you both use the letter ‘w’ when you don’t want to say ‘walk’ in front of me. Let’s stop the charade. Mackenzie <p>Dear Humans,</p><p>I know that you both use the letter ‘w’ when you don’t want to say ‘walk’ in front of me. <br />Let’s stop the charade.</p><p>Mackenzie</p> Chris Ray Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:16:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/my-entry.html <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.In.a.Minute.8.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a4fc9927970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a4fc9927970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.In.a.Minute.8.09" /> </p> Chris Ray Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:00:45 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/ive-never-been-under-the-couch-and-yet-somehow-theres-a-ton-of-my-hair-under-there-another-one-of-lifes-little-mysteries.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/ive-never-been-under-the-couch-and-yet-somehow-theres-a-ton-of-my-hair-under-there-another-one-of-lifes-little-mysteries.html I've never been under the couch, and yet, somehow, there's a ton of my hair under there. Another one of life's little mysteries. <p>I&#39;ve never been under the couch, and yet, somehow, there&#39;s a ton of my hair under there. Another one of life&#39;s little mysteries. </p> Chris Ray Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:51:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/its-more-fun-to-get-into-something-than-to-get-out-of-it.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/its-more-fun-to-get-into-something-than-to-get-out-of-it.html It's more fun to get into something than to get out of it. <p>It&#39;s more fun to get into something than to get out of it.</p> Chris Ray Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:08:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-have-no-idea-how-the-human-photographed-me-you-know-being-camouflaged-and-allthanks-to-pet-linens-for-the-bed.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-have-no-idea-how-the-human-photographed-me-you-know-being-camouflaged-and-allthanks-to-pet-linens-for-the-bed.html I have no idea how the human photographed me, you know, being camouflaged and all. (Thanks to Pet Linens for the bed!) <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks_Bed.8.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a4e1c620970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20120a4e1c620970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks_Bed.8.09" /> </p><p>I have no idea how the human photographed me, you know, being camouflaged and all.</p><p>(Thanks to <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://petlinens.net/">Pet Linens</a></span> for the bed!)</p> Chris Ray Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:34:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/if-youre-not-being-chased-youre-not-trying-hard-enough.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/if-youre-not-being-chased-youre-not-trying-hard-enough.html If you're not being chased, you're not trying hard enough. <p>If you&#39;re not being chased, you&#39;re not trying hard enough.</p> Chris Ray Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:04:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-dont-always-eat-human-food-but-when-i-do-i-prefer-peanut-butter.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/i-dont-always-eat-human-food-but-when-i-do-i-prefer-peanut-butter.html I don't always eat human food but, when I do, I prefer peanut butter. <p>I don&#39;t always eat human food but, when I do, I prefer peanut butter.</p> Chris Ray Sun, 09 Aug 2009 08:03:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/its-not-esp-humans-i-can-hear-the-garage-door-open.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/its-not-esp-humans-i-can-hear-the-garage-door-open.html It's not ESP, humans. I can hear the garage door open. <p>It&#39;s not ESP, humans. I can hear the garage door open.</p> Chris Ray Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:02:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/sun-beams-are-part-of-natures-spa-package.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/sun-beams-are-part-of-natures-spa-package.html Sun beams are part of nature's spa package. <p>Sun beams are part of nature&#39;s spa package. </p> Chris Ray Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:01:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/im-glad-webster-put-me-in-meatloaf.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/08/im-glad-webster-put-me-in-meatloaf.html I'm glad Webster put 'me' in meatloaf. <p>I&#39;m glad Webster put &#39;me&#39; in meatloaf. </p> Chris Ray Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:01:02 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/vacations-are-like-bowls-of-food-they-both-are-finished-too-soon-and-leave-you-looking-forward-to-the-next-one.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/vacations-are-like-bowls-of-food-they-both-are-finished-too-soon-and-leave-you-looking-forward-to-the-next-one.html Vacations are like bowls of food. They both end too soon and you're always looking forward to the next one. <p>Vacations are like bowls of food. They both end too soon and you&#39;re always looking forward to the next one.</p> Chris Ray Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:12:18 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/its-like-401-degrees-furenheit-out-heremessage-sent-from-my-barkberry-wireless-pawheld-device.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/its-like-401-degrees-furenheit-out-heremessage-sent-from-my-barkberry-wireless-pawheld-device.html It's like 401 degrees furenheit(tm) out here. (message sent from my barkberry wireless pawheld device.) <p>It&#39;s like 401 degrees furenheit(tm) out here.</p><p>(message sent from my barkberry wireless pawheld device.)</p> Chris Ray Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:04:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/my-entry.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/my-entry.html [Collar courtesty of Swanky Pet. Thanks!] <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.7.4.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570c5719b970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570c5719b970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.7.4.09" /></p><p>[Collar courtesty of <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.swankypet.net/Shopping/Detail.php?p=GloryDays_lg.jpg">Swanky Pet</a></span>. Thanks!]<br /> </p> Chris Ray Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:57:39 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/if-you-enjoy-my-posts-youll-love-them-as-printable-pieces-of-wall-art-perfect-for-home-work-and-that-message-board-down-a.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/if-you-enjoy-my-posts-youll-love-them-as-printable-pieces-of-wall-art-perfect-for-home-work-and-that-message-board-down-a.html If you enjoy my posts you'll love them as printable pieces of wall art! Perfect for home, work, and that message board down at the bagel shop. Check out all four under the 'Mackenzie Creates' heading in the right-hand column.... <p><img alt="MacSpeaks.Quote.1.post" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570bda4cf970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570bda4cf970c-800wi" title="MacSpeaks.Quote.1.post" /> </p><p>If you enjoy my posts you&#39;ll love them as printable pieces of wall art! Perfect for home, work, and that message board down at the bagel shop. Check out all four under the &#39;Mackenzie Creates&#39; heading in the right-hand column. (<em>Free for personal use only. If you would like to use commercially, please email my human: Chris@FourLeggedMedia.com</em>)</p><p>Have a thought, idea, or want to share a photo of your &#39;mackenziefied&#39; wall? Leave a comment!</p> Chris Ray Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:07:50 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/cold-air-im-a-fan.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/cold-air-im-a-fan.html Cold air? I'm a fan. <p>Cold air? I&#39;m a fan.</p> Chris Ray Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:14:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/id-chase-my-tail-but-it-really-hasnt-done-anything-to-warrant-such-action-on-my-behalf.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/07/id-chase-my-tail-but-it-really-hasnt-done-anything-to-warrant-such-action-on-my-behalf.html I'd chase my tail but it really hasn't done anything to warrant such action on my behalf. <p>I&#39;d chase my tail but it really hasn&#39;t done anything to warrant such action on my behalf.</p> Chris Ray Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:12:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/the-worse-the-itch-the-harder-it-is-to-scratch.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/the-worse-the-itch-the-harder-it-is-to-scratch.html The worse the itch the harder it is to scratch. <p>The worse the itch the harder it is to scratch. </p> Chris Ray Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:13:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/there-is-now-a-bed-in-the-living-room-mood-sleepy.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/there-is-now-a-bed-in-the-living-room-mood-sleepy.html There is now a bed in the living room. Mood: sleepy. <p>There is now a bed in the living room. Mood: sleepy.</p> Chris Ray Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:18:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry-2.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry-2.html <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.6.26.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e20115716b3292970b image-full " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e20115716b3292970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.6.26.09" /></p> Chris Ray Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:20:05 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/cover-me-by-bruce-springsteen-as-interpreted-by-mackenziethe-times-are-tough-now-just-getting-toughermy-coat-is-ruff-its-j.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/cover-me-by-bruce-springsteen-as-interpreted-by-mackenziethe-times-are-tough-now-just-getting-toughermy-coat-is-ruff-its-j.html "Cover Me" by Bruce Springsteen as interpreted by Mackenzie: The times are tough now, just getting tougher My coat is ruff, it's just getting ruffer Brush me, come on human, brush me Well I’m looking for a human who will... <p>&quot;Cover Me&quot; by Bruce Springsteen as interpreted by Mackenzie:</p><p><em>The times are tough now, just getting tougher<br />My coat is ruff, it&#39;s just getting ruffer<br />Brush me, come on human, brush me<br />Well I’m looking for a human who will come on over and brush me</em></p> Chris Ray Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:57:58 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/things-not-going-your-way-just-shake-it-off-works-for-me.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/things-not-going-your-way-just-shake-it-off-works-for-me.html Things not going your way? Just shake it off. <p>Things not going your way? Just shake it off. </p> Chris Ray Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:14:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry-1.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry-1.html <p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.Patience.6.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e201157046f5c6970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e201157046f5c6970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.Patience.6.09" /> </p> Chris Ray Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:46:54 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/dear-humansi-wanted-to-inform-you-about-a-change-to-our-terms-and-conditions-dinner-is-to-be-served-no-later-than-6pm-if-d.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/dear-humansi-wanted-to-inform-you-about-a-change-to-our-terms-and-conditions-dinner-is-to-be-served-no-later-than-6pm-if-d.html Dear Humans, I wanted to inform you about a change to our terms and conditions. Dinner is to be served no later than 6pm. If dinner is more than 30 minutes late, I reserve the right to raid the fridge,... <p>Dear Humans,</p><p>I wanted to inform you about a change to our terms and conditions. </p><p>Dinner is to be served no later than 6pm. If dinner is more than 30 minutes late, I reserve the right to raid the fridge, pantry, and/or order takeout as I see fit.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>Mackenzie</p> Chris Ray Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:10:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/i-walked-a-perfect-walk-tonight-i-rule.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/i-walked-a-perfect-walk-tonight-i-rule.html I walked a perfect walk tonight. I rule. <p>I walked a perfect walk tonight. I rule.</p> Chris Ray Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:45:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-theme-song-for-today-born-to-run-by-bruce-springsteen.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-theme-song-for-today-born-to-run-by-bruce-springsteen.html My theme song for today? "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen. <p>My theme song for today? &quot;Born to Run&quot; by Bruce Springsteen.</p> Chris Ray Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:31:20 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/starring-at-the-bowlwaiting-for-food-to-appearhoping-for-salmon.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/starring-at-the-bowlwaiting-for-food-to-appearhoping-for-salmon.html Starring at the bowl Waiting for food to appear Hoping for salmon <p>Starring at the bowl<br />Waiting for food to appear<br />Hoping for salmon</p> Chris Ray Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:45:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/my-entry.html Soaking up the Sun Me and Human, together Close my eyes and smile <p>Soaking up the Sun<br />Me and Human, together<br />Close my eyes and smile</p> Chris Ray Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:29:07 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my-paw-pads-vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my-paw-pads-vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my-paw-pads-vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my-paw-pads-vanilla-balm-apply-directly-to-my.html Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads. Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads. Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about you need to watch this commercial.) <p>Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads. Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads. Vanilla balm, apply directly to my paw pads.</p><p>(If you have no idea what I&#39;m talking about you need to watch <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs">this commercial</a></span>.)</p> Chris Ray Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:18:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/lying-on-the-floorpaws-up-pink-belly-exposedlife-is-downside-up.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/lying-on-the-floorpaws-up-pink-belly-exposedlife-is-downside-up.html Lying on the floor Paws up, pink belly exposed Life is downside up <p>Lying on the floor<br />Paws up, pink belly exposed<br />Life is downside up</p> Chris Ray Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:17:20 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/dear-humansthe-water-bowl-lives-on-the-right-hand-side-of-the-food-bowl-make-a-note-of-itmackenzie.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/dear-humansthe-water-bowl-lives-on-the-right-hand-side-of-the-food-bowl-make-a-note-of-itmackenzie.html Dear Humans, The water bowl lives on the right-hand side of the food bowl. Make a note of it. Mackenzie <p>Dear Humans,</p><p>The water bowl lives on the right-hand side of the food bowl. </p><p>Make a note of it.</p><p>Mackenzie</p> Chris Ray Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:12:13 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/drinking-from-a-hose-underrated.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/06/drinking-from-a-hose-underrated.html Drinking from a hose? Underrated. <p>Drinking from a hose? Underrated.</p> Chris Ray Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:13:49 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/unboxing-mackenzie.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/unboxing-mackenzie.html It all started with this tweet from dog portrait artist Aimee Hoover. Seems she was holding a contest and looking for dog photos. I figured this was my shot so I submitted this photo. And you know what? I won!... <p>It all started with <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitter.com/DogArteest/status/1599661076">this tweet</a></span> from dog portrait artist <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.aimeehoover.com/petportraits/index.shtml">Aimee Hoover</a></span>.&#0160; Seems she was holding a contest and looking for dog photos. I figured this was my shot so I submitted <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/1n1vy">this photo</a></span>. And you know what? <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitter.com/DogArteest/statuses/1607428464">I won</a></span>!&#0160; Aimee did her thing and <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitter.com/DogArteest/statuses/1607428464">painted a beautiful portrait</a></span> in just 140 minutes. Amazing, right? Just when I thought it couldn&#39;t get better this arrived:</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.1.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c7c1970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c7c1970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.1.5.09" /> </span>&#0160;</p><p>It&#39;s here! I could hardly wait to get it inside.&#0160; Where are those scissors...</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.3.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61ed1970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61ed1970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.3.5.09" /> </span>&#0160;</p><p>Check the packing job! I may need to get the humans involved.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.4.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61ea8970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61ea8970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.4.5.09" /> </span>&#0160;</p><p>Almost there...</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.5.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61e84970b " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e2011570a61e84970b-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.5.5.09" /> </span>&#0160;</p><p>&quot;Mackenzie&quot; - that&#39;s me!&#0160; Turn it over, turn it over!</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.6.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c700970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c700970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.6.5.09" /> </span>&#0160;</p><p>Oh my! Where should we put it? Oh, I know just the spot...</p><p><img alt="MackenzieSpeaks.7.5.09" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c6b1970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb0c6b1970c-800wi" title="MackenzieSpeaks.7.5.09" /> <br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><br />Now I&#39;ll be the last thing the humans see before they go to bed and the first thing they see waking up.&#0160; Aimee, thank you so much. You&#39;re the best!</p> Chris Ray Tue, 26 May 2009 10:00:00 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/my-entry.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/my-entry.html <p><img alt="IMG_0918" border="0" class="at-xid-6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb00a6c970c " src="http://www.christopherray.com/.a/6a00d83455cfbc69e201156fb00a6c970c-800wi" title="IMG_0918" /> </p> Chris Ray Mon, 25 May 2009 14:50:25 -0500 http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/80-of-the-time-i-roll-over-every-time.html http://www.mackenziespeaks.com/2009/05/80-of-the-time-i-roll-over-every-time.html 80% of the time I roll over every time. <p>80% of the time I roll over every time.</p> Chris Ray Fri, 22 May 2009 08:27:00 -0500