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No, not being sarcastic, this time. This time it is coming from my heart.

I thank you for building me up when I needed it. Even though you may not know it, you taught me to be stronger and more confident in myself. I broke out of my shell because of you. I thank you for all of the laughs that we </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/EVYEcssKm6Q/thank-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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I've also realized that there is actually </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/Ph9FQZZ235U/anger-management.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/03/knowing-when-to-give-up.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-2675417503475012655</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2013-02-24T14:56:48.006-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lying</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">compulsive liar</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hate</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><title>Life Lessons Along The Way</title><atom:summary>I've been at my new job for almost a month now and I absolutely love it. I love the job and the people that I work with. The company I work for contracts with one of the biggest medical providers in Ohio and Michigan. My main job is processing financial aid applications, and filling attorney requests for medical reports/bills..etc.. I love going to work every day. Is it sad that being at work is </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/C4fUP-tS6qc/life-lessons-along-way.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Throughout elementary school, he remained my friend. While the other kids bullied and teased me for being a fat ass, he never did; he was just always my friend.

As we got older, we both had the same taste in music. I think we </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/qAjZh5YRcGI/goodbye-old-friend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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The type of resume you have can make a world of difference when it comes to landing the </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/wm-h-niojSM/does-your-resume-have-what-it-takes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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You broke me.

You  broke my family.

You destroyed it all.

I fucking hate you for how you treat me now.

I fucking hate you for not loving me any more.

I fucking hate you for all of this hurt.

I hate you for the asshole you have become.

I fucking hate you for lying to me so many fucking times.

I hate you for destroying what was to be our happy home.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/m-1xMfPYfvE/time-for-release.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dxcB3YruZqc/UQSjHvCTPQI/AAAAAAAACtM/LEb_eCeQQg0/s72-c/602890_485978094772789_797938514_n.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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The first thing I'm doing, is working on my health and weight. I've lost a </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/Z0eqkdWFNa4/its-time-for-change.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7oXGmVHv4aY/UPlshfhh08I/AAAAAAAACsY/g9v1-aaa_nU/s72-c/thickandtired.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/its-time-for-change.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-5242955558330041965</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2013-01-08T22:25:59.729-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">divorce</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">husband</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">help me</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">work</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">job</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">obstacles</category><title>Positive vs Negative</title><atom:summary>My mind keeps bouncing back and forth between staying positive and complete depression overload. So, what's the worst that could happen? I could not find a job, we could lose my vehicle which means I would not even have the ability to work outside of the home, and our utilities would get turned off because we can't pay the bill by the end of the month. All because of ME losing my job. Of course, </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/9jdlJbbHxgY/positive-vs-negative.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gfYK-KMg32I/UOZISbyoc5I/AAAAAAAACnY/58e-MO9oQms/s72-c/crying21.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/positive-vs-negative.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-850381702604201550</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 04:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-12-29T23:30:45.423-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fuck you</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">abyss</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">husband</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">help</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bad luck</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">depressed</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">asshole</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">2013</category><title>2013, What Have You To Offer?</title><atom:summary>I'm attempting to stay positive about the new year. I mean, can it be MUCH worse than 2012? Honestly, I can't think of anything GOOD that happened in 2012. Yeah, the whole entire year was shitty. Let's see... we struggled the whole year, as usual. I spent months and months job hunting. Finally landing a job, only to get fired because of a miserable bitch 2 days before Christmas. Spent most of the</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/Y7BqP61C7XQ/2013-what-have-you-to-offer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eZ1V3YgWmjM/UN_DbMgAlWI/AAAAAAAACmM/M2aNOyHveZE/s72-c/281708_4471892708136_1696549588_n.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Soo, let's see. Last Tuesday, I got my evaluation from my job. I was told that I was doing a good job and that they were happy to have me</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/JCaqNJwOgH0/so-much-for-merry-christmas.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/so-much-for-merry-christmas.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-4613960343617690236</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 01:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-12-17T20:17:19.202-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cheap</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">buy school books</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">college text books</category><title>A Cheaper Way to Purchase College Text Books</title><atom:summary>Having graduated college last year, I remember vividly how much I hated having to buy text books for each class. First of all, typically, the school itself charges an insane amount of money for text books. This caused many students to search for a used book from other students in the school or try and find used books online. A lot of times, the used books were crap with torn pages and writing </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/2a-FrMheOVY/a-cheaper-way-to-purchase-college-text.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-cheaper-way-to-purchase-college-text.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6083035622295060526</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 03:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-12-12T22:45:23.806-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">depressed</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sarcastic</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bahumbug</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">christmas</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">santa</category><title>Christmas Holiday f'n Cheer</title><atom:summary>Christmas is just around the corner. No shit, huh? Less than 2 weeks away now. Usually, I'm super excited about Christmas and rush to get all of our decorations out but not this year. It took me about a week and the kids did most of the work for me, mostly because I hurt too much to even get out of my chair and do it. We haven't had any snow yet and it's already the 12th, which is very odd for </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/8FCR3Fa7hB8/christmas-holiday-fn-cheer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78v5AwYSpcs/UMlPId0JELI/AAAAAAAACYg/2LHLv-FFZhA/s72-c/268738302734619449_E64D0O5s_c.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/christmas-holiday-fn-cheer.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-1871547691905785024</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 03:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-11-28T22:05:30.570-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">muscle pain</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">husband</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">chronic pain</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fibromyalgia</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family</category><title>Fibromyalgia for the New Year?</title><atom:summary>During my last update, I wrote a little bit about the pain I've been having. Some days I will feel great having no pain at all, then out of the blue I will notice certain areas on my body; usually starting in my shoulders and growing from there, began hurting. I also felt more depressed than normal and had no energy; all I wanted to do was sleep. I also noticed a decrease in my appetite. I didn't</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/rlXiKJoij3Q/fibromyalgia-for-new-year.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jk6am4he57E/ULbQ4RP25ZI/AAAAAAAACLc/mqQGD-8oAlk/s72-c/989_453399331362275_2117525340_n.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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I do have a few things that I am thankful for. I'm thankful for my beautiful and healthy children. I'm thankful for my mom, who has always been there for me and never lost my trust, ever. I'm thankful for my pets. I'm </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/8sgxvEJSV6s/a-thankful-thanksgiving.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Iser6KRe09k/UK7BePxi-zI/AAAAAAAACKs/1f9cKa6hpqM/s72-c/136374694936909208_CzI5YQZc_c.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/a-thankful-thanksgiving.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6932082547988448722</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-11-12T14:43:32.115-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">prescription glasses</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">eye glasses</category><title>Can You Have Fashionable Eye Glasses?</title><atom:summary>I'm a glasses wearing nerd. I admit it. I've been wearing glasses since elementary school and am considered to be "legally blind" without my glasses. Needless to say, I always have my glasses (or contacts) on, except while sleeping, otherwise everything is a blurry mess without them. Since I am pretty much stuck wearing glasses for the rest of my life, I like to at least have spectacles that look</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/aJfQGNaRPu0/can-you-have-fashionable-eye-glasses.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/can-you-have-fashionable-eye-glasses.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3338724945897609929</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 15:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-11-01T11:08:37.136-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">halloween</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">husband</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trick or treat</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wife</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">arthritis</category><title>Halloween Update</title><atom:summary>Been at my job for a month now. Got through training and am finally on my regular part time schedule. I'm really not sure how I feel about this job. It's not difficult or anything but I really don't think it's something that I want to do forever. I want to do more things pertaining to my medical assisting degree. Plus, this job is killing my body. Seriously, I'm in so much fucking pain. Part of </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/HVt-hAYoUwk/halloween-update.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DNqHN08PbaA/UJKP0gFANhI/AAAAAAAACJg/0cSkEgJooEs/s72-c/177047829071083811_954Ph28g_c.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/halloween-update.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6101778542823224224</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-10-24T09:19:06.882-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">divorice</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">husband</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hate</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wife</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">relationship</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">marriage</category><title>I Hate...</title><atom:summary>

I hate what you have done.

I hate that we live like roomates, instead of husband and wife.

I hate that you haven't slept in the same bed with me in a year and a half.

I hate that you ignore me.

I hate that you made our first real home one filled with so many bad memories and very little good.

I hate that you don't treat me like your wife, after 9 years of marriage.

I hate that you ignore </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/FBeL3YlcjuQ/i-hate.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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A few winters ago...





Local cemetery with an "upside down" tree. Spoooky!





Reflection in the water.





</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/tR6b65f02ro/photo-log-2.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MUdxAKMNi-k/UIANTw5bAhI/AAAAAAAACGA/DN54WCX88kE/s72-c/Winter+Scene+Photo+2.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Our first question is from Angela:


This is an old question and many women have asked it, but I want your opinion on it.  What is it that most men leave a trail when taking their clothes off to change or take a shower?  I mean shoes in the living room, underwear on the bedroom floor, pants on the bed, and shirt on the sink!  It is infuriating, to </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MadamSarcasm/~3/SzPLWShkM0s/counsel-at-large-men.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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What is your favorite autumn color?
I love the oranges and reds. I like to go for drives in the fall and see all of the beautiful trees before they look dead for winter! *ack*

If you could go back and change something about your high school days, what would it be?
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