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Personal. Wife. Mother. Crazy. Goofy. Unique. Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm nice...http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)Blogger188125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3246294099776146714Sat, 06 Jul 2013 02:16:00 +00002013-07-05T22:16:14.054-04:00betrayalcheatingdivorcehurthusbandlovemarriagewifeI haven't posted here in so long. Never seem to find the time or ambition since working full time. Things have just gotten worse and worse and I'm at the bottom right now. After the Hell I have been going through over the last two years, everything has come to a head, and I found out what the truth is behind everything. My husband is moving out of our home, and moving in with the woman he has http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/07/the-nightmare-is-just-beginning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-7348070729215560918Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:07:00 +00002013-04-14T00:07:26.655-04:00As my marriage slowly comes to an end, I just want to send a heartfelt thank you out to my husband. No, not being sarcastic, this time. This time it is coming from my heart. I thank you for building me up when I needed it. Even though you may not know it, you taught me to be stronger and more confident in myself. I broke out of my shell because of you. I thank you for all of the laughs that we http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/04/thank-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-5510954224729605239Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:13:00 +00002013-03-24T15:13:48.568-04:00divorcehatehusbandlovewifeI tried. I tried to be happy and see the positive in things. Today it's just not happening though. Not sure why. Maybe it's the dreams I've been having every night. I dream that my husband is trying to kill me... or that I catch him with another woman. Maybe it's because lately I've been thinking about how things used to be. Remembering everything that WE have gone through TOGETHER over the past http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/03/not-today.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6288688208291806413Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:02:00 +00002013-03-19T22:02:32.773-04:00angerangryblood pressurehusbandloveThings have actually been going good for once (once). Yesterday, I got called into the supervisor's office. *eek*.. where I was told that they are very happy with my work. They said that I always have a positive attitude and the owners want me to be the "go to" person when my supervisor is not there. Yeah.That fast! So we will see where this goes! I've also realized that there is actually http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/03/anger-management.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3711238601393671307Sun, 10 Mar 2013 04:31:00 +00002013-03-09T23:31:08.400-05:00angerdivorcehusbandlovemarriagewifeI've always been the one that defended marriage. I've always believed that people give up on marriage too easily and divorce is just the easy way out. When hubs and I first separated in 2006, I was researching various ways to work on a marriage and I've always remembered one thing that I read. It said to never give up on marriage until you can one day tell your kids that you tried EVERY thing http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/03/knowing-when-to-give-up.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-2675417503475012655Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:56:00 +00002013-02-24T14:56:48.006-05:00compulsive liarhatelovelyingI've been at my new job for almost a month now and I absolutely love it. I love the job and the people that I work with. The company I work for contracts with one of the biggest medical providers in Ohio and Michigan. My main job is processing financial aid applications, and filling attorney requests for medical reports/bills..etc.. I love going to work every day. Is it sad that being at work is http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/02/life-lessons-along-way.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-7645173814368180340Sun, 24 Feb 2013 04:24:00 +00002013-02-23T23:24:38.166-05:00friendsuicideJ was a cute kid, with a big smile and out of control curly hair. We were in preschool and he was my friend. He even stole a kiss from me in the back of the school bus. Throughout elementary school, he remained my friend. While the other kids bullied and teased me for being a fat ass, he never did; he was just always my friend. As we got older, we both had the same taste in music. I think we http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/02/goodbye-old-friend.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-7481580158889325123Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:48:00 +00002013-01-28T09:48:45.541-05:00best resumesfind a jobjob huntingresume writingAs many of my readers know, I've had a tough time when it comes to job hunting. After graduating college, it took me almost a year to land a job. Many things should be taken into account when job hunting but the biggest thing to remember is that your resume is the very first thing an employer sees from you. The type of resume you have can make a world of difference when it comes to landing the http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/does-your-resume-have-what-it-takes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3114378159861385292Mon, 28 Jan 2013 03:16:00 +00002013-01-27T22:16:06.707-05:00divorcefamilyhusbandkidsnew jobworkSo far, so good. Things are beginning to look up and I can only hope (and keep my fingers crossed) that they stay that way. The job that I said I was 99% sure that I had.. well, I start this coming Thursday! The job I originally applied for was for a collections person (a bill collector). It wasn't exactly the perfect job I was looking for but I figured I could be good at it because I would be http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/new-job-and-ready-for-new-life.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-8487106823395660972Sun, 27 Jan 2013 03:47:00 +00002013-01-26T22:47:57.439-05:00I hate youI fucking hate what you have done to me. You broke me. You  broke my family. You destroyed it all. I fucking hate you for how you treat me now. I fucking hate you for not loving me any more. I fucking hate you for all of this hurt. I hate you for the asshole you have become. I fucking hate you for lying to me so many fucking times. I hate you for destroying what was to be our happy home.http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/time-for-release.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3367517531914771011Fri, 18 Jan 2013 15:42:00 +00002013-01-18T10:42:00.300-05:00fat girlhappyhealthylisptake controlweight lossI finally decided that it was time for me to take the reigns and be in control of my life. I can't spend my life hating it. It's not healthy for me or my kids. I don't want them to see me crying all the time and to know how unhappy I am. I'm slowly working on making changes to my life so that I can enjoy it once again. The first thing I'm doing, is working on my health and weight. I've lost a http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/its-time-for-change.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-5242955558330041965Fri, 04 Jan 2013 03:11:00 +00002013-01-08T22:25:59.729-05:00divorcehelp mehusbandjoblifeobstaclesworkMy mind keeps bouncing back and forth between staying positive and complete depression overload. So, what's the worst that could happen? I could not find a job, we could lose my vehicle which means I would not even have the ability to work outside of the home, and our utilities would get turned off because we can't pay the bill by the end of the month. All because of ME losing my job. Of course, http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2013/01/positive-vs-negative.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-850381702604201550Sun, 30 Dec 2012 04:30:00 +00002012-12-29T23:30:45.423-05:002013abyssassholebad luckdepressedfuck youhelphusbandI'm attempting to stay positive about the new year. I mean, can it be MUCH worse than 2012? Honestly, I can't think of anything GOOD that happened in 2012. Yeah, the whole entire year was shitty. Let's see... we struggled the whole year, as usual. I spent months and months job hunting. Finally landing a job, only to get fired because of a miserable bitch 2 days before Christmas. Spent most of thehttp://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/2013-what-have-you-to-offer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3906424960100732829Wed, 26 Dec 2012 04:23:00 +00002012-12-25T23:23:43.202-05:00helpjobmoneymoody bitchesworkI know, I've been slacking with my posts lately.. just shoot me, ok?? Wanted to post a little update on my fucked up life. If you have been a reader here for a good amount of time, you will know that if it wasn't for bad luck, then I would have no luck at all. Soo, let's see. Last Tuesday, I got my evaluation from my job. I was told that I was doing a good job and that they were happy to have mehttp://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/so-much-for-merry-christmas.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-4613960343617690236Tue, 18 Dec 2012 01:12:00 +00002012-12-17T20:17:19.202-05:00buy school bookscheapcollege text booksHaving graduated college last year, I remember vividly how much I hated having to buy text books for each class. First of all, typically, the school itself charges an insane amount of money for text books. This caused many students to search for a used book from other students in the school or try and find used books online. A lot of times, the used books were crap with torn pages and writing http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-cheaper-way-to-purchase-college-text.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6083035622295060526Thu, 13 Dec 2012 03:45:00 +00002012-12-12T22:45:23.806-05:00bahumbugchristmasdepressedfamilykidspenguinssantasarcasticChristmas is just around the corner. No shit, huh? Less than 2 weeks away now. Usually, I'm super excited about Christmas and rush to get all of our decorations out but not this year. It took me about a week and the kids did most of the work for me, mostly because I hurt too much to even get out of my chair and do it. We haven't had any snow yet and it's already the 12th, which is very odd for http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/12/christmas-holiday-fn-cheer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-1871547691905785024Thu, 29 Nov 2012 03:05:00 +00002012-11-28T22:05:30.570-05:00chronic painfamilyfibromyalgiahusbandmuscle painDuring my last update, I wrote a little bit about the pain I've been having. Some days I will feel great having no pain at all, then out of the blue I will notice certain areas on my body; usually starting in my shoulders and growing from there, began hurting. I also felt more depressed than normal and had no energy; all I wanted to do was sleep. I also noticed a decrease in my appetite. I didn'thttp://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/fibromyalgia-for-new-year.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-4420541321193719345Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:24:00 +00002012-11-22T19:24:12.547-05:00familyholidaysphil anselmoThanksgivingAll month long, I've been reading other people's daily thing that they are thankful for. It's a nice idea sure, but I don't think I could have come up with 30 things.. really. I do have a few things that I am thankful for. I'm thankful for my beautiful and healthy children. I'm thankful for my mom, who has always been there for me and never lost my trust, ever. I'm thankful for my pets. I'm http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/a-thankful-thanksgiving.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6932082547988448722Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:43:00 +00002012-11-12T14:43:32.115-05:00eye glassesprescription glassesI'm a glasses wearing nerd. I admit it. I've been wearing glasses since elementary school and am considered to be "legally blind" without my glasses. Needless to say, I always have my glasses (or contacts) on, except while sleeping, otherwise everything is a blurry mess without them. Since I am pretty much stuck wearing glasses for the rest of my life, I like to at least have spectacles that lookhttp://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/can-you-have-fashionable-eye-glasses.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-3338724945897609929Thu, 01 Nov 2012 15:08:00 +00002012-11-01T11:08:37.136-04:00arthritishalloweenhusbandtrick or treatwifeBeen at my job for a month now. Got through training and am finally on my regular part time schedule. I'm really not sure how I feel about this job. It's not difficult or anything but I really don't think it's something that I want to do forever. I want to do more things pertaining to my medical assisting degree. Plus, this job is killing my body. Seriously, I'm in so much fucking pain. Part of http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/11/halloween-update.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-6101778542823224224Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:19:00 +00002012-10-24T09:19:06.882-04:00divoricehatehusbandlovemarriagerelationshipwife I hate what you have done. I hate that we live like roomates, instead of husband and wife. I hate that you haven't slept in the same bed with me in a year and a half. I hate that you ignore me. I hate that you made our first real home one filled with so many bad memories and very little good. I hate that you don't treat me like your wife, after 9 years of marriage. I hate that you ignore http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/10/i-hate.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-5887484969536153893Fri, 19 Oct 2012 14:11:00 +00002012-10-19T10:11:00.465-04:00black and whitecemetarycemeterygraveyardiceold treephotographyphotosreflectionscaryskysnowwaterwinter A few winters ago... Local cemetery with an "upside down" tree. Spoooky! Reflection in the water. http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/10/photo-log-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-822967886392925261Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:46:00 +00002012-10-17T15:46:41.116-04:00911badcopsfunnypolicestupid peopleI always read the newspaper in my hometown online. I like to keep up with what's going on, check the obits, and read through the public docket to see if anyone I know has been arrested or been in a car accident...etc.. I always have to shake my head at the stupid ass things people do or that they call the police about. I know it's a small town but come on people, do they really think that cops http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/10/stupid-is-as-stupid-does.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-545008255490623431Tue, 09 Oct 2012 01:57:00 +00002012-10-08T21:57:30.151-04:00advice columndirty clothesfairy maidmenOur very first advice post! This should be fun! Our first question is from Angela: This is an old question and many women have asked it, but I want your opinion on it.  What is it that most men leave a trail when taking their clothes off to change or take a shower?  I mean shoes in the living room, underwear on the bedroom floor, pants on the bed, and shirt on the sink!  It is infuriating, to http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/10/counsel-at-large-men.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3321965940705399553.post-2555137686869704733Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:45:00 +00002012-10-06T22:45:21.731-04:00jobjobslaid offmoneyscheduleworkSo all of this bitchin and whining about not being able to find a job, and job hunting for almost a whole year with no luck, I got 3 (three!) job offers in one week. Originally, I was supposed to start working in a retail store. I wasn't thrilled about it but figured it was better than nothing and would still get me outta the house. The day before I was to start said job, a temp agency called me http://madamsarcasm.blogspot.com/2012/10/about-damned-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Deanna crazed)0