Madhouse Radio Podcast

July 2nd 2009 Show

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Hollywood Vanja joins us for some prank calls to the UK. A drunk man is going to urinate on an inn keepers doorstep. Carlito doesnt like it when a mother disrespects her daughter at work. Ted joins us for some calls as well. We hold a conference call with several 7-11 stores and advise them to discontinue selling Coca Cola flavored Slurpees due to a product recall. A fat hooker calls us back and things just dont work out.

June 25th 2009 Show

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:00:00 -0500

The Lonesome Loser is back. A kid calls in but is too nervous to talk on the phone. Carlito wants to order a warm plate. News of Michael Jacksons death was reported today at 11 PM London time, we wake up people in the UK at 4am to let them know the bad news. Crazy Fucker shares how Michael saved his life. We also play a couple of classic comedy bits about MJ by Lewis Black, Eddie Murphy and Kat Williams. Andy checks in for the first time since Carlitos wedding. You cant get a hot hamchee sandwich from Mr Bill.

June 18th 2009 Show

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Carlito is back from the wedding break! We catch up on all the stories from the event and the honeymoon. We get into another fight with a cigar shop after confusing Dominican Cohibas with the Cubans. Someone is made to believe he has been chosen to star in a new reality show related to Magic: The Gathering.

May 14th 2009 Show

Thu, 14 May 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Carlito is preparing for his wedding. A homelessman just want to use a fast food joints garden hose to take a bath. Carlito knows when women want a massage on their ass, then he misinterprets an affinity for sausage. A pimp with a master in biochemistry gets into a heated discussion with Carlito.

May 7th 2009 Show

Thu, 7 May 2009 12:00:00 -0500

The on hold radio music at a hotel offers Valente a free set of tires, the manager refuses to honor the prize. Carlito is ordering bahn chod from an Indian restaurant again. We revisit an angry towing company owner. Evil Artie is tucking it back.

April 30th 2009 Show

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don't serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag

April 23rd 2009 Show

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

We talk to attendees at a clown convention, one of them tells Carlito to go F himself. Later on the President of Clowns threatens Hollywood Vanja with a phone trace after we inquire on the lack of black clowns. Carlito has a lucid dream featuring two of his ex girlfriends at the same time. We discuss eating turkey legs at Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando - the best meal deal at the theme parks. Zolar gets a virus on his PC, places a prank call request to a backhoe company. Carlito announces a revamped prank call archive section over at the Madhouse forums. We discuss the roots of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration. Carlito realizes he was unintentionally saying a racial epithet in the break room at work in front of his african american boss. A little kid wants to order a late night pizza with gummy bears and macaroni and cheese, his mom then begins to argue with the manager.

April 16th 2009 Show

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Bojangles opens in Orlando offering a 24 hour fast food breakfast menu. Dr. Lego joins us for some calls to Vietnamese restaurants, he decided to sue when a manager says that Carlito cant handle the number 4. Carlito wants to go dumpster diving for food scraps. CFC discusses the dangers of consuming products containing Monosodium Glutamate. We make some wake up calls to the UK, then follow up with a call to a hotel in Moscow, Russia. Additionally, we ask a Hilton in Vienna, Austria if they are planning anything special for Hitlers birthday on 4/20.

April 13th 2009 Show

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Eddie Garcia calls back on last weeks grocery cart incident. We discuss Datsun pickup trucks. Valente refuses to distribute videos with anal penetration. The operator at the gay and lesbian switchboard refuses to transfer our call to that one gay dude that lives down the street. Carlito gets into a heated discussion with the Kirby Vaccum people. We return a call to a job applicant and hire him, refuse to give him the address to report to.

I Need An Address (Prank Call)

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Tony is calling back a job applicant, confuses his name, offers him a job and then refuses to give him the address where he needs to report for work the next day.

April 9th 2009 Show

Thu, 9 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Carlito got a bad haircut and has a pimple. Milkman joins us live from his car while taking a trip through Los Angeles. We prepare for Good Friday, discuss White Castle vs Krystal burgers and life as a bi-racial. Carlito forces a hotel clerk to run a speed test on his internet connection. Milkmans GPS voice sounds sexier than Carlitos. A mothers foot is run over by a shopping cart, the grocery store employees refuse to render assistance or give up their insurance information. We check in with our angry friend at the Funky Zone again. Vince Shlomi, the Sham WOW guy, has been arrested for assulting a hooker in South Beach. A woman is hosting a dinner party and has no time for Carlitos shenanegans. Finally, a Christian woman is about to lose her religion and curse us out.

Apologize For All That (Prank Call)

Thu, 9 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500

A woman is about to lose her religion on Carlito after his apology demands start to touch a nerve.

March 26th 2009 Show

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Carlito interviews Henry Hill from the movie Goodfellas. A man says he doesnt want to touch Carlito but he DOES want to kick his ass. White people put butter on their rice. A mexican girl who sounds white at a greek restaurant gets Carlitos classic offer of diamond earrings. Carlito thinks the Muslim practice of slaughering animals is nothing but a show execution that causes undue stress to cows. We discuss Watchtower magazine. Richie Randall is taken with a woman, wants to offer her candy.

March 19th 2009 Show

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500

A man gets off on hearing racist curses, Valente gets angry about it. We call in a repair ticket to the phone company on behalf of an Alaskan pizza place. Carlito doesnt like it when people pick up the phone loudly. Carlito has back pain, gets an oil stain on his new Muhammad Ali shirt, passes out.

March 12th 2009 Episode

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Milkman has a new car. A kabob place is onto Carlito and his Youtube. DJ Gloworm joins the fray. A Georgian-Russian restaurant is not for sale, not even a quarter. Gloworm is told not to curse. A woman has been caught throwing used adult diapers out of her car and dumping them near a lake, we speak to her dad. Someone has flushed half of a turkey sub down the toilet at a mens shelter, Valente Garcia wants someone from the restaurant that sold it to come retrieve it. Mortal Kombat gets no love from the gaming community. Dr Lego joins us, makes a wacky call to a Korean restaurant. Reclude calls an Indian restaurant looking for a gay hookup and actually gets a phone number. We followup and schedule a gas station rendezvous with a real gay Indian. A stripper has last her job and calls Dennys for a job, then starts crying. Carlitos electrical machine needs more resistance.

Mr Oppenheimer (Prank Call)

Mon, 9 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Valente keeps getting a bar managers name wrong.

This Is Los Angeles (Prank Call)

Sun, 1 Mar 2009 22:00:00 -0500

A misdialed phone number leads to a heated confrontation over a lost wallet.

February 26th 2009 Episode

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito discusses Benicio Del Toro and the Che biopic. A feminist is woken out of bed. A bar manager gets upset when Carlito keeps getting his last name wrong. We inquire on the difference between black and white bbq. Carlito hacks an answering machine. CFC keeps calling in drunk. We wake up Scotland. Milkman and Carlito get into an argument again. We misdial someone in Los Angeles and the guy flips out. Reclude and Carlito harrass a tranny.

February 19th 2009 Episode

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito is joined by Zolar and Evil Artie in studio. Reclude doesnt agree with eating in the bathroom. Richie Randall is becoming psychotic, threatens to rub a womans face into a jukebox. Gary Busey wants to talk to a famous movie producer. Ralph Littlejohn goes to Chilis, gets upset when a white guy with shoes and hair throws out his leftovers. Carlito and Artie leave the studio and go on a 1am roadtrip to Wendys live on the air. Milkman is too senile to realize they cant hear him outside of the studio.

February 12th 2009 Episode

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Our show for February 12th 2009

February 5th 2009 Episode

Thu, 5 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Our show for February 5th 2009

January 29th 2009 Episode

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

We revisit a Cuban restaraunt. Carlito discusses his stories on unemployment benefits and miserable jobs. Milkman heard about the clown car vagina with the octuplets this week. We call a Greek restaraunt and confuse baklava with malaka, a Greek curse meaning jerk-off. Reclude and Carlito discuss Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic.

January 22nd 2009 Episode

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Our show for January 22nd 2009.

January 15th 2009 Episode

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

A drunken Mexican calls for junk towing, gets the racist business owner irate. Yucko the Clown comes out of the closet. A plane goes into the Hudson river earlier in the day, we call US Airways public relations in defense of geese. Crazy Fucker weighs in on Obama, the inaguration, the newest conspiracy theories and other current events. We compare his views on water flouridization with the classic dark comedy Dr. Strangelove. Carlito goes toe to toe with the kabob place again. Steve is sleeping with Jims 5th wife. Special bonus prank at the very end.

January 8th 2009 Episode

Thu, 8 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Milkman is late again and Carlito is fed up with it. Carlito calls McDonalds to complain about Burger King - demands that the girls tell him what their functions are. Fast food talk with Tuck. More bahn chod prank calls to Indians. One upset Indian cook asks for Carlitos personal references. Another orders him to put the phone down.

January 5th 2009 Episode

Mon, 5 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito is tricked into thinking that Starbucks has valet service, hands his car keys over to a thief. The Depot Diner is on to the Madhouse, wont let us talk to Ernie anymore. Carlito catches up on the newest Palestinian - Israeli conflict. We grill a Pharmacist on her job and the restrictions on purchasing Pseudoephedrine. Carlito wants to make electrical services, confuses the secretary with his work experience. Carlito then tries to detail his tractor trailer driving experience, becomes mentally impaired in the process.

Put the Phone Down (Prank Call)

Sun, 4 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Short call to an angered Indian restaurateur.

December 26th 2008 Episode

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito is joined by Hollywood Vanja on the morning after Christmas. Together, they call several stores such as Walmart and Best Buy during one of the busiest days of the year and present odd cases for gift returns.

December 18th 2008 Episode

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Historic Madhouse show, Carlitos studio gets shut down by the police hence the short length and sudden cut off. Hollywood visited a fast food joint that ran out of meat earlier in the day, he calls back and informs them to close for the night and apparently they do. An anger management line is not amused with Carlito and Hollywood.

December 15th 2008 Episode

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Ralph Littlejohn confuses a newspapers advertisement for a job posting. Jack Valente applies for a voice acting job by making racially stereotypical jokes using a voice changer. Dr. Nargas finally speaks to someone regarding the job in Jacksonville. Carlito keeps hitting 0 on a receptionist. Security guards dont officially condone racial profiling.

December 11th 2008 Episode

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Reclude creeps everyone out when he voices a guy trying to set up a rendezvous with a young lady at the gas station. The Mecca restaurant doesnt serve lamb but Jack Valentes stool sample says otherwise. Rotisserie Wallace is trying to book performing chimps to appear as extras in his fabricated, stolen sex tape. We have a piece of french toast that says you aint gonna do shit.

December 8th 2008 Episode

Tue, 9 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Has our friend at the diner died in a car accident? Hollywood cant convince the staff to join him in prayer. A divorcee to be sounds like she might take Carlito up on a date offer. Sassy + Sexy = Sessy. Dr Nargas is looking for work in Jacksonville. A math tutor becomes a guitar tutor all of a sudden. A recently widowed lady is not trying to sell Hollywood her late husbads dresses..

December 4th 2008 Episode

Fri, 5 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito tries to force a lady at an answering service to incriminate herself for something she did not do. We have fun with an indian casino in the desert, Carlito has lost his diabetes kit there again. Reclude defaces the Koran. A French peeping tom is terrorizing the UK and looking at women in their knickers.

December 1st 2008 Episode

Tue, 2 Dec 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito places several calls in to job openings in which he forces his own sales techniques on an art gallery, drives a van that he calls the panty dropper and is afraid of touching dirty money at a bank. Air conditioners can be fixed by kicking and hitting them most of the time. Carlito is frustrated when Puerto Ricans take too long to buy Christmas trees.

November 27th 2008 Episode

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito gets crude with the ladies at Denny's. CFC sheds some light on his prison story. Margaret is dealing with that time of the month and drops the phone in the toilet. We follow up on the Guy In The Suit from the Poker Room and find out hes in the hospital. His coworker wont pray on the phone with Hollywood Vanja for his recovery. Reclude catches us up on his recent trip to LA. Richie Randall wants to get his Buick out of the salvage yard at all costs. A vietnam vet has his own opinion on the matter and threatens to shoot him on sight.

November 24th 2008 Episode

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Dr. Nargas is applying for construction work, says he is good at giving tests with the papers and has a student vouch as a reference during the call. Carlito then drives a hard bargain and forces a job offer in the telemarketing field. Hollywood and Summer Bigjohnson have sales experience...selling themselves that is. A man with a womans name gets propositioned for a quid pro quo work offer in the process. Jack Masterson and Hollywood catch a company breaking equal employment opportunity laws. DaDead discusses The Shield series finale and our theories about the end of Vic Mackey. He then pranks an alarm company and says he once tried to sell an alarm system in a neighborhood that a convicted sex offender moved into. Carlito doesnt know how to send his fax to Ft. Lauderdale. Father McQuarters needs a wheelchair ramp installed on the altar. Carlito convinces a diner patron to put the cordless phone in the trash bin behind the counter.

October 25th 2008 Episode

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Our final Saturday show starts off with us creating a Sodomist Priest character for Dungeons and Dragons, and then we try to bribe a store clerk into letting us purchase upgrades under the table. The same gaming store later calls back and traces the Madhouse show down. Our mocha colored toy poodle bitch Lizzy Poo needs clothes. We pull a restaurants licenses for just about everything. After that we start calling around with orders for panties. A Jamaican woman gets mad when shes told to shut up as she reads off her menu. Carlito forces a Chinese man to say the number 4 as often as possible. A pizza guy wants to know what number 2 is.

October 23rd 2008 Episode

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Evil Artie joins the crew in studio, smokes his first cigar. Carlitos PC overheats again. Carlito microwaves his foil covered arepas, blames the Columbian restaraunt when they catch fire. Dr. Lego voices Ed Rooney who is served by a sick waiter, the hospital breaks in to let him know his lab reports came in positive. Carlito suggests that Artie should take out a student loan. William Shatner claims George Takei is mentally ill. A front desk attendant gets irate when the F word gets dropped. Carlito threatens to report him to the Carlifornia Tourism Board. A lead on missing prank victim Charlie Patton turns up nothing.

October 16th 2008 Episode

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito is holding a block party in the ghettos of Philly. We play our show demo entry for a contest on Sirius radio. Thomas Jefferson calls Ben Franklin. We make a few calls to a Cuban restaraunt throughout the night. Athena gets a wake up call, Carlito threatens to eat junk while she is out of town. An old black lady calls a strip club looking for her husband. We comment on baseball and the Red Sox catch up to the Tampa Bay Rays while we are watching. A former governor is trying to book hotel space for himself and an injured vet...one room, one bed. Summer Bigjohnson keeps calling a pizza place with a last minute order, offers the guy anything he wants. We call from 98.6 the Mouth with a special over-the-phone card trick contest.

October 11th 2008 Episode

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito and Tuck are joined later by Milkman on a lazy Saturday afternoon for some prank calls. Orlando Taxis is based out of Bolton, UK so naturally Carlito confuses things with Orlando, FL. We then followup with new pranks to old victims such as the Crying Old Pensioner Woman from 2006, the Cockroach restaraunt from the American Bastard call, the New York Grill in Tokyo, Japan, the Manchester Pub and the retirement home from the Practice and the Stoppers is Off call we did in December. A prank call to a bodega goes nowhere. Milkman is recovering from ankle surgery. Carlito is a road rage target and CFC commends him on handling the situation well. Carlito comments on Bill Maher and his new documentary Religulous.

October 2nd Best Of Show

Sat, 4 Oct 2008 23:00:00 -0500

This weeks podcast features special moments from the early days of the show. Carlito has isolated bits and pranks from 2005 and early 2006. If youve been following the show since then youll get to relive moments that havent been heard on the air or posted on the site for over 2 years. Newer listeners will get a chance to see how things started way back when

September 25th 2008 Episode

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:00:00 -0500

MistaC gets his account pulled at YouTube for posting footage of Oliver Stones new movie W. Lionsgate doesnt realize he was submitting his entry to their own contest per their rules. We find out that the staff at the KFC in Compton work behind bulletproof glass and that their floor is not clean enough to eat off of. Carlito doesnt like spanish speaking customers. Carlito is sexually assaulted by a sick store employee after being caught handing out flyers on the premesis. Penis. Riche Randall is appearing on a USO show and is calling around for hotel reservations in Guam, then starts propositioning the front desk clerk for in call services. A thai restraunt in Australia gives a grandmother SARS. Washington Mutual is the latest bank to fail

September 18th 2008 Episode

Sat, 20 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for September 18th 2008

September 11th 2008 Episode

Sat, 20 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for September 11th 2008

August 28th 2008 Episode

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for August 28th 2008

August 21st 2008 Episode

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for August 21st 2008

August 14th 2008 Episode

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for August 14th 2008

August 7th 2008 Episode

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for August 7th 2008

July 31st 2008 Episode

Sun, 3 Aug 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for July 31st 2008

July 24th 2008 Episode

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for July 24th 2008

July 17th 2008 Episode

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for July 17th 2008

3 Year Anniversary Special

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's 3 Year Anniversary Show

June 26th 2008 Episode

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for June 26th 2008

June 19th 2008 Episode

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for June 19th 2008

June 14th 2008 Episode

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for June 14th 2008

Memorial Day 2008 Episode

Thu, 29 May 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito. Reclude. Wasted, pranking.

May 22nd 2008 Episode

Thu, 29 May 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for May 22nd, 2008.

May 15th 2008 Episode

Sat, 15 May 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for May 15th, 2008.

May 8th 2008 Episode

Mon, 12 May 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for May 8th, 2008.

May 1st 2008 Episode

Wed, 7 May 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for May 1st, 2008.

April 24th 2008 Episode

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for April 24th, 2008.

April 20th 2008 Episode

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for April 20th, 2008.

American Bastard (Prank Call)

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:00:00 -0500

An Indian restaurant in the UK has been fined for health violations. Carlito calls for takeout and gets called an American Bastard.

April 17th 2008 Episode

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for April 17th, 2008.

April 10th 2008 Episode

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for April 10th, 2008.

License to Pork (Prank Call)

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito pranks a meat market in Dubai, asks for pork.

April 3rd 2008 Episode

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for April 3rd, 2008.

March 27th 2008 Episode

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for March 27th, 2008.

March 22nd 2008 Episode

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for March 22nd, 2008.

March 20th 2008 Episode

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for March 20th, 2008.

March 6th 2008 Episode

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for March 8th, 2008.

February 28th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for February 28th, 2008.

Jack Orders Pizza (Prank Call)

SUn, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Jack Masterson calls in an outlandish pizza order.

February 21st 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for February 21st, 2008.

February 14th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for February 14th, 2008.

The Practice and the Stoppers is Off (Prank Call)

SUn, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

An elderly man believes he is speaking to his son-in-law with whom he has a strained relationship.

February 7th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for February 7th, 2008.

January 31st 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for January 31st, 2008.

January 24th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for January 24th, 2008.

Children Who Break Up Marriages (Prank Call)

SUn, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

A teenager who was caught on an adult website offers a laughable alibi, and is then confronted by Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

January 17th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for January 17th, 2008..

January 10th 2008 Episode

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for January 10th, 2008..

Hey Steak Man (Prank Call)

SUn, 2 Mar 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Turdburglar, Carlito and Tedwwweb conference a steak house and a Wal*Mart into confusion.

January 3rd 2008 Episode

Tue, 5 Feb 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode for January 3rd, 2008..

One of those Bucket of Boners (Prank Call)

Tue, 5 Feb 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito claims to be the owner of a restaurant and gets into an argument with the actual owner.

December 20th 2007 Episode

Tue, 5 Feb 2008 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from December 20th, 2007.

December 13th 2007 Episode

Sun, 16 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from December 13th, 2007.

December 6th 2007 Episode

Sun, 16 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from December 6th, 2007.

November 29th 2007 Episode

Sun, 16 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

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November 15th 2007 Episode

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from November 15th, 2007.

November 8th 2007 Episode

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from November 8th, 2007.

November 1st 2007 Episode

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from November 1st, 2007.

October 25th 2007 Episode

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

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October 18th 2007 Episode

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from October 18th, 2007.

October 14th 2007 Episode

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito is joined by Tedwwweb and others for a round of live pranks and discussion late on a Saturday night.

September 27th 2007 Episode

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's show from September 27th, 2007.

September 20th 2007 Episode

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's show from September 20th, 2007.

September 6th 2007 Episode

Sun, 9 Sep 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's show from September 6th, 2007.

Conference Special

Sun, 2 Sep 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito, Ted and Turdburglar team up for an impromptu show, several fake conference calls are held with employees of large retail companies.

August 30th 2007 Episode

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito discusses Senator Craig's arrest, Jack Masterson breaks down in tears over the phone and Ted calls for toilet repair...in the wrong country.

Manchester Pub (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito has purchased a pub in Manchester and calls to introduce himself to the staff.

Jack Breaks Down (Prank Call)

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Our heavy friend Jack Masterson breaks down into tears over the phone when he doesn't get his extra plus size bathroom with refrigerator in his hotel room.

Dr. Nargas (Prank Call)

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Dr. Nargas argues with mexican painters after being turned down on a job offer.

August 23rd 2007 Episode

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from August 23rd, 2007.

August 10th 2007 Episode

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from August 10th, 2007.

August 2nd 2007 Episode

Thu, 2 Aug 2007 22:00:00 -0500

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July 26th 2007 Episode

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from July 26th, 2007.

July 19th 2007 Episode

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's episode from July 19th, 2007.

Madhouse Radio's 2nd Anniversary Show!

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Join the Madhouse crew as they highlight the best moments of their second season.

June 14th 2007 Episode

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

We call the ding-a-ling restaurant and discuss "Garbage Juice".

Sam's True Feelings (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Sam the Donut Man gets into yet another argument with Carlito, then shares his true feelings.

Carlito and Sonny Landham (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito discusses a movie deal with actor Sonny Landham.

Reclude's Run (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Guest pranker Reclude knocks several hilarious pranks in a row.

Old Pensioner Woman Cries (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito brings an elderly British woman to tears.

Charlie's Phone in the Tub (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

A man is faking cancer and Carlito offers a holy cure.

Neighborly Love

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A man gets into several heated arguments with his neighbors.

Neighborly Love 2

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A man gets into several MORE heated arguments with his neighbors.

Jin is traced by ATT Security (Prank Call)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Jin Stewart is traced by ATT Secuirty while trying to book a hotel room.

June 7th 2007 Episode

Thu, 7 Jun 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Milkman checks in live on location from the Madhouse Mobile Mercedes, a crystal meth addicted vietnam vet overdoes on caffeine and a mexican guy haggles with a hotel clerk.

May 27th 2007 Episode

Sat, 26 May 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we call for chinese toilet repair, discuss dirty underwear soup with a store manager and a pair of old men reminisce about the 1950's.

May 17th 2007 Episode

Thu, 17 May 2007 22:00:00 -0500

A German neo-nazi wants to donate a confederate flag cake, a creepy guy calls a bar and we order seven dozen donuts.

May 10th 2007 Episode

Thu, 10 May 2007 22:00:00 -0500

A polar bear wrecks a stolen rental car, Jin gets kicked out of a bar and we dumpster dive for old bagels.

May 3rd 2007 Episode

Thu, 03 May 2007 22:00:00 -0500

A woman is conned into faking an orgasm for John Meyer tickets, a man is accused with someone elses wife and the Madhouse crew gets into big trouble.

Seven Dozen Donuts (Prank Call)

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito throws confusing math at a frustrated donut maker.

April 4th 2007 Episode

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we order "television clothing" from Scotland, CFC rants and we end the show early.

Carlito and a Dominatrix (Prank Call)

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:00:00 -0500

A phone sex operator endures a frustrating client.

March 29th 2007 Episode

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500

Carlito asks a wine bar about cheese and tannins, Food Stamp books a hotel room with a crass attitude and a guy in Norway can't hang up the phone.

How Many Minutes in an Hour (Prank Call)

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500

We insist on asking a British hotel manager how many minutes are in an hour.

March 22nd 2007 Episode

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio's show from 3/22/2007.

March 15th 2007 Episode

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio comes thru with several international and domestic pranks and the topics of the day. Legendary prankster Reclude joins in on the fun. Voted one of the best episodes of 2007 to date.

March 8th 2007 Episode

Thu, 8 Mar 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we get into an argument with a phone "actress", keep asking a British hotel manager how many minutes are in an hour and discuss the topics of the day.

March 2nd 2007 Episode

Fri, 2 Mar 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio pranks Japan all night.

February 22nd 2007 Episode

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:00:00 -0500

We harrass an ancient martial artist, talk to a Japaneese 7-11 employee and Jack Masterson wants to make a large order of biscuits and gravy

February 18th 2007 Episode

Sun, 18 Feb 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito gets stuck in a cage in Europe, ATT security goes after Carlito and we call around for some dog food. Jin Stewart joins the show for the first time.

February 1st 2007 Episode

Thu, 1 Feb 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Sean Ward calls in to break his silence, a girl is accused of stealing a cell phone and we spend some time waking up people in Great Britain.

January 25th 2007 Episode

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:00:00 -0500

CHG asks a big black guy how much juice he holds, Will discuss his record and Zolar kicks us off the air.

January 18th 2007 Episode

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Chief Sitting Bull wants to rent out a campground for a Native American pow-wow, a man wins a radio contest on 98.6 The Mouth and the Crazy Guy plays his crazy accordian.

January 11th 2007 Episode

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Rotisserie Wallace is a 4th string NFL quarterback who wants to film a porno film for publicity, Bubba Johnson calls a bowling alley, and Sam the Donut Man reappears.

January 4th 2007 Episode

Thu, 4 Jan 2007 22:00:00 -0500

Johnny Roach (CHG) gets into an argument with a corporate receptionst, Carlito calls back to confront security and we make a woman believe that her friend wants to hook up with her.

December 21st 2006 Episode

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The podcast returns! A bar owner in Puerto Rico doesn't maintains his composure on the phone, Bubba Johnson talks smack to the crazy bus driver, and Carlito doesn't know how to read a calendar.

November 2nd 2006 Episode

Thu, 2 Nov 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we accuse a Mexican business owner of fraud, ask a zombie hunter for advice and the Crazy Guy from California raps!.

October 26th 2006 Episode

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The Madhouse Radio team announces the historic formation of their new joint radio venture: 98.6 The Mouth!.

October 19th 2006 Episode

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A priest tries to cure a hypochondriac by having him drop his cordless phone into a tub full of "holy" water, our crazy friend explains his odd answering machine message and Carlito gets into a heated argument with a British woman.

Madhouse Radio - Telemarketer's Conference

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The Madhouse Crew mobilizes against guests at a telemarketer's conference.

Prank Call - Neighborly Love (Prank Call)

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A man gets into several heated arguments with his neighbors.

Madhouse Radio - 10/5/06 Episode

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A man gets into several heated arguments with his neighbors.

Reckless Bus Driver (Prank Call)

Thu, 5 Oct 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito accuses a bus driver of reckless driving and calls her in for a drug test.

September 28th 2006 Episode

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we offer a tv role to actor Sonny Landham, confuse him with Michael Landon's brother, and then make light of his recent heart attack. We also pitch a motorcycle ad to Star Trek's own George Takei and follow up with some calls to businesses on the west coast and in Australia.

September 21st 2006 Episode

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500

It's Hawaiian night on Madhouse Radio as we attempt to place a large order of pistachios, threaten to sue a shoe store and Sam the Donut man admits his true feelings for Carlito.

September 14th 2006 Episode

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we discuss the city of Manassas, VA, catch up with Tuck and the progresss of his new comic book and discuss Cloned's new job. We also prank a competing radio show, make sexist remarks to a 7-11 crew and try to book a room at a hotel in Hawaii.

September 7th 2006 Episode

Thu, 7 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500

We discuss celebrity arrests, current events and conspiracies. Tonight's pranks were short but provided plenty of chuckles along the way.

August 31st 2006 Episode

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight we clear the air on some behind the scenes drama and follow up with a strong show. We have an interesting conversation with a delivery service that shares a name with Milkman. Also, a man explains that his wife does not allow him to talk to women on the phone, or gay men for that matter. And finally we tell an old lady that Jesus wants her to bake a sweet potato pie for his return.

August 29th 2006 Episode

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Madhouse Radio runs out of the gates with an afternoon special show. Pranks include Star Trek's George Takei, a 24 hour minuteman/immigration informant line and businesses in Miami preparing for a hurricane.

The CH Word (Prank Call)

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito threatens legal action against a small business whose name has certain racial conotations.

Carlito Calls George Takei (Prank Call)

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito confuses George Takei with Mr. Miyagi.

Don't Call Them Retarded (Prank Call)

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Eddie doesn't like when people get called retarded, even if its an agency trying to raise money for them.

Eddie Catches an Immigrant (Prank Call)

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Pvt. First Class Eddie Garcia reports that he has caught an immigrant only to have him run off with his Mustang.

August 24th 2006 Episode

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight's show was a good break from a long week. We discuss the upcoming segregated season of Survivor, current events, Carlito losing his job and the latest in PCU radio drama. Pranks include a complaint about 7 year old dog biscuits making a puppy sick, a woman who doesn't take it in the back door and a 482 lb man needs to book a special needs hotel room.

August 17th 2006 Episode

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

It's a great night for shooting the breeze and pranking the calls. We open the phone lines and let listeners try their hand at the helm. We also discuss Maryjane Brownies and the development in the Jon Benet Ramsey case.

August 13th 2006 Episode

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito, Milkman and Misery from BurningOath.net break out with a suprise Saturday night show. This is an especially explicit episode with drunken rants and vulgar pranks. We make several calls to victims in Australia and Guam.

Fried Chicken and Watermelon (Prank Call)

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito checks into a hotel and insists that he is supposed to get a promotional poster of George Forman eating fried chicken and watermelon.

Slip and Slide (Prank Call)

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Sgt Luis Garcia calls pitches a product idea to a befuddled Wal*Mart garden center associate who just happens to be a Vietnam vet.

August 10th 2006 Episode

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The Milkman returns to the show after an extended hiatus and he is joined by in-studio guest ClonedHomeGrown. Cloned gives us the scoop on his recent police encounter, Zolar calls in fresh out of his appearance on the Stern Fan Roundtable on Sirius Radio and we also discuss the foiled terrorist plot in Britain. And, of course, more pranks!

August 3rd 2006 Episode

Thu, 3 Aug 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Andy joins us for one last show and we discuss the new Rambo movie, Fidel Castro not dying and Mel Gibson. We also prank a hotel asking for a limited edition George Foreman poster being given out to guests checking in. And finally we spend a few minutes holding an interesting conversation with a Wal*Mart associate.

July 27th 2006 Episode

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Enjoy the show tonight as we call victims in both the US and London, England. A British locksmith doesn't appreciate being rung up at 4 in the morning. ClonedHomeGrown calls in and discusses the Israeli-Lebanese conflict and sandwiches. We also dwell on the fact that we can't get through 10 minutes before food becomes the topic of conversation again. And finally we employ the services of an Arabic speaking British-Algerian mediator to help broker peace with our favorite donut maker.

Sweat Shop (Prank Call)

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito confronts the owner of a sweat shop.

You Broke The Toilet (Prank Call)

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A man is accused of breaking a church toilet.

July 20th 2006 Episode

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The first show of the seecond season starts off on a roll. We prank the president of the Naional Organization of Women who is in Albany for a feminist conference. We also request a fried Roast Beef sandwich. Andy passes out drunk during the break! And finally we catch up with our favorite donut maker!

1 Year Anniversary Best Of Show

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

We celebrate the one year anniversary of Madhouse Radio with a 2 hour best of production!

The Fat Albert Salad (Prank Call)

Thu, 6 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Fat Albert calls to close his restaurant, then he orders his custom salad.

July 6th 2006 Episode

Thu, 6 Jul 2006 22:00:00 -0500

We discuss the Police Academy movies, prank a few vicitims and catch updates from Dr. Lego and the Milkman. Fat Albert calls a restaraunt to order his custom salad.

June 29th 2006 Episode

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

It's an international episode of Madhouse Radio! Plenty of calls are made to victims in Australia and the UK. Callers tonight include Howard Stern Show wackpacker Zolar, Dr. Lego from pranktheworld.com and comic book artist Sean Ward!

June 22nd 2006 Episode

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Andy Returns and explains why he hates kids. We terrorize and Anti-Abortionist's conference in Tennessee including Fred Barnes from Fox News. We also discuss the terror arrests in Miami and speak to several guest callers.

June 15th 2006 Episode

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Andy calls in from the road. A casino refuses to cater to Carlito's excessive requests. Artist and Comedian Sean Ward calls in to talk and prank as well. And finally we attempt to tell a hotel attendant how "spoon" is spelled with an "R".

June 8th 2006 Episode

Thu, 11 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Carlito makes several calls and tries to hire a dragon slayer in the process. PCU drama is also discussed at length. This is a short episode due to technical issues but it still delivers.

Madhouse Radio Summer Promo 2006

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

The 9 Minute Madhouse Radio Promo featuring a Collection of Prank Calls.

Hostile Indian Donuts (Prank Call)

Sat, 13 Jun 2006 22:00:00 -0500

A Hostile Foreigner at a Donut Shop Lets Loose on Carlito and Andy - 1st Week

Grits and Grocery Liquor Store (Prank Call)

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:00:00 -0500

Bo Steen (Voiced by Carlito) Argues With A Redneck in a Liquor Store about Grits