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2013-05-07T00:40:00.001-04:00

Next Cheesesteak Schedule Update

2011-09-01T00:50:00.000-04:00

I am sorry to announce that the Tony Luke's Cheesesteak will not be added to the Major Otis Next Cheesesteak Schedule. See entire schedule below:

Steve's Prince of Steaks: Next Cheesesteak in 2025 (approx.)

Pat's: Next cheesesteak in 2017 (approx.)

Jim's: Next cheesesteak in 2015

Remember, all cheesesteaks ordered within Philadelphia, including the Northeast, will be served with Cheez Wiz and fried onions, plus hot peppers or hot sauce, according to local custom. Steaks ordered in the suburbs will be served with fried onions, hot peppers, and bacon, with the cheese left up to the house.

Dead Celebrities For Whom I Am Nostalgic #5 Tom Bosley

2010-10-19T20:14:00.000-04:00

Seasonal Entree Advisory

2010-10-16T14:23:00.000-04:00

McRib is Back!

Holy Exclamatory Statements!

2010-02-12T12:18:00.001-05:00

Great Neptune!

Prepare Your Bucket List, Mr. A-Roni

2010-01-23T13:31:00.004-05:00

Dead.

Dead.

I can only assume that the man who invented Rice-A-Roni will join them shortly. Godspeed.

I'll Move To Japan If I Have To

2010-01-01T21:06:00.000-05:00

2009-11-15T01:02:00.001-05:00

It may be time for the
Nike Zoom Sharkley iD Basketball Shoe
I designed at NIKEiD.com

I'm Thinking About Having The Boardroom Redone

2009-10-01T23:29:00.002-04:00

Something futuristic, perhaps?

Advice for Rick Marshall, Will and Holly, Uncle Jack

2009-05-26T00:15:00.003-04:00

NEVER GO IN A PYLON AT NIGHT!

And for sure do not play with the settings on the crystals in the matrix. That is just asking for the spooky trouble.. Somebody better get Enik over here.

Minty Crest Flavors That Are Not My Favorite

2009-05-24T21:36:00.002-04:00

Cool Mint
Mint Splash

Ahoy Tacos!

2009-05-03T23:55:00.004-04:00

Remember the closed KFC near me? A sign there now says it will be a Taco Bell by summer. What? No 2nd option? Come on, Yum! Hit me with the Long John Silver's!

Coming Soon!

2009-04-26T21:46:00.002-04:00

Dare to dream update #1

Yum! Brands Brings Us One Step Closer To God

2009-03-25T19:19:00.010-04:00

With Yum! Brands' recent purchase of Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot, the total possible permutations of Yum! Brands two-for-one quickserve restaurants has reached 15!

There are those who believe that humanity's sole purpose is to build all possible combinations of multi-brand dining locations. When we've finished, the stars will go out and the universe will end. Thanks Yum! Brands, for helping us fulfill our destiny.

http://www.littlesheephotpot.com

Seasonal Beverage Advisory

2009-03-10T20:23:00.002-04:00

Shamrock Shakes are available right now, and this year they're "triple-thick"! Let's get on it, people.

That's Grimace's uncle in the photos. Before and after.

Holy Exclamations, Scoob! #3

2008-11-27T00:21:00.004-05:00

"Zoinks!"

Super-Villain Identifier #4 Anti-Flash and Black Adam (Twofer!)

2008-11-09T18:19:00.003-05:00

Black Adam can throw lightning bolts. The Anti-Flash wears a picture of one on his shirt.

Dual-Proprietor Jewish Delis In Which I Have Noshed #1 Jerry & Harvey's

2008-10-21T16:53:00.008-04:00

Pickles: Dills, garlic dills, and half-sours made for a nice selection of cucumber-based pickled vegetables, but our bowl was sadly lacking in sour tomatoes. The surprising and welcome inclusion of the garlic dills made up for it, though.
Matzoh Ball Soup: Just like Mom-mom's. Homemade broth featured a large, medium-density ball. Chicken pieces, carrot slices, and skinny noodles rounded out the old-fashioned treat. Very traditional, but too realistic for my taste. I prefer my steaming Seder starters saltier.
Corned Beef Sandwich: Not too big, thankfully, and I still took half of it home. Rye bread was a little thin. The corned beef was nicely marbled and served warm.
Cole Slaw: Like the matzoh ball soup, very fresh and homemade feeling. Crispy, but could have used a little more snap.

Thanks to El Señor!

Dead Celebrities For Whom I Am Nostalgic #4 Plus Bonus Classy Tux Wearer #5 Robert Preston (Twofer!)

2008-10-10T21:42:00.005-04:00

Holy Exclamatory Statements, Marty! #2

2008-09-14T22:03:00.005-04:00

"Great Scott!"

Greatest Roller Skating Songs #4 "Red Light" by Linda Clifford

2008-09-01T22:31:00.002-04:00

Classy Tux Wearer #4 Danny Kaye

2008-08-27T23:14:00.002-04:00

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?

Holy Exclamatory Statements, Batman! #1

2008-08-23T19:37:00.003-04:00

"Great Hera!"

Uh-Oh!

2008-07-24T10:23:00.003-04:00

I was mildly disturbed when they changed the branding from Franco-American to parent company Campbell's, but recently my supermarket has stopped stocking Spaghettios altogether. This bears repeating in all caps: THE SUPERMARKET WON'T GET ME SPAGHETTIOS! What?! Needless to say, I am currently considering all my grocery purchasing options. Man cannot live on Chef Boyardee alone, although I could probably go with just Swanson and Coca-Cola for a good long time.

Super-Villain Identifier #3 Lex Luthor And Brainiac (Twofer!)

2008-07-13T23:32:00.003-04:00

Bald guys that like to wear purple and green with front-crossed suspenders. How to differentiate? Remember, Luthor wears green pants, and Brainiac wears a green head.